Author's Note: I'm not dead, I assure you. I won't make excuses… just be glad I updated… :P WARNING: I uploaded a story on fictionpress like 2 minutes ago, and all my apostrophes and quotations went fucked… I hope it doesn't happen here, but if it does… well, I dunno, deal with it? Uhh just to add this author's note I've noticed was written 6 months ago… this is sad... -.-

)lilsakura( - AAH! Thx so much for letting me know! I thought Blond and Blonde were American and Canadian spellings or something... omg I can't believe I called my poor baby Jay a blonde all this time... U-U

)amberlove( - LOL honestly, I dun even know where that earthworm part came from… xD when I write I just go with the flow… and for writing IDY I dun even need to think much xDDD just write anything random! xDDD

)XoXoMoon TribalXoXo( - hehe thank you! NOOOOO! Not JAY! NOOO! I'll never kill Jay! 'cause I wuv him too much! xD

)L.P.B.( - hehe we talked about this over, ne? Eriol is SO gonna be hitting on Meiling! You'll see at the end of this chap! ;)

)Angel Blossom( - Lol I dun think Jay needs to seduce Saku… I think it's already happening the other way around! XD

)EcHoInG SoLiTuDe( - meeh if I make them too serious it wouldn't be as funny, ne?

)A Sinful Tragedy( - mm I've been trying to make 'em shorter… but it doesn't seem to work with IDY… 'cause otherwise it'll be too many chapters! But for all my other stories I'm trying to maintain it from 3000-6000 words! And not like 9000 like this one! XD

)selina-m( - meeh I'm a softie… of course syao and saku will end up together! Besides, I've got someone for Jay… :evil laughter: MWAHAHAHAA… :coughs:

)xXAlyssaXx( - :sweatdrop: I'm really srry… but hey, I AM uploading NOW, right…:nervous laughter:

)Lilyra-chan( - I know! I used to swear so much! I'm TRYING to tune it down a bit… but… you know… this story really isn't helping… :sweatdrop:

Big thank to everyone who REVIEWED!

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Chapter Three

Lee Shaoran's Failure and Eriol's Plan

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The day, has finally arrived. Syaoran laughed evilly as the man standing in front of him did the same. "Oh, this, is going to be great, my friend… absolutely SUPERB! Finally! A chance for revenge! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The man in front of him laughed along with him. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! BWAAAAAAWAWAWAWHAHAWAWAHA!"

"LOSER!" Meiling cried whacking him across the head.

"OW! What was that for!"

"IF YOU DO THAT STUPID NASTY LAUGH ONE MORE TIME YOU'RE GONNA BREAK MY MIRROR!"

Syaoran grumbled. "Just practicing my speech of what I'm gonna say when I see Eriol…"

Meiling rolled her eyes. "If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were asking him out…"

Syaoran ignore her and turned back to the mirror.

He cleared his throat. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH MUAMUHAHAH HAHHA HA BWAH HAH AHA!"

Next day...

Finally, the REAL day, has arrived, Syaoran spotted his blue-haired-temporary-bestfriend-aka-partner-in-crime-till-the-dare-days-are-over. He rested his arm around Eriol's shoulders as his eyes glinted. "Oh, this, is going to be great, my friend… absolutely SUPERB! Finally! A chance for revenge! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!"

Eriol raised an eyebrow. "Yeah, have you lost it?"

Syaoran's laughter stopped. "But… but… just for this moment, I practiced in front of the mirror yesterday for 6 hours straight! At least laugh alone with me!"

Eriol raised an eyebrow as he inched away. "Yeah, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you're hitting on me…"

Syaoran growled.


Eyes flashed all around, terrifying laughs rang, as the poor, poor Lee trapped in the middle felt like bursting into tears.

Syaoran took the eight cards he collected from the 3 other guys plus his own, and held it out in front of Lee. "Well, my friend. Let's not waste anymore time. Mrs. Vinetian will be here soon…" He gave a crazed laugh. "Now, pick a card… pick a VERY GOOD card…"

Lee gulped. "Um… I think I'll stick with Jay's… I mean, he IS my friend, so his must be pretty saf—Um Jay can you please not smile that really twisted and wide grin at me…? It's really freaking me out…" Lee muttered as he pulled out a yello—blond card. "Let's see… it says—"

"Ah-ah-ah!" Syaoran shook his head. "No no. Don't tell us. Finish it, then we'll see the card."

Eriol raised an eyebrow. "You're just copying Sakura word for word aren't you…" he muttered.

Syaoran back-kicked him behind his knees and Eriol dropped to the ground on his knees. "OW! FUCK YOU!"

Syaoran, as fast as he could, before Eriol could stand up, immediately ran in front of Eriol. "Oh Eriol! Why thank you! I always told you you would make a perfect slave for me! Thank you for finally admitting it!"

"Syaoran!"

"It's LI to you!"

"Whatever. That's so rude of you!" Jason defended. "How could you attack your best friend like this! You're such a two-faced heartless traitor!"

"Ah Jas, fuck you. Stop being such a goodie-two-shoes. It's embarrassing."

"My name, is JASON!"

"Ah Jas, fuck you. Stop being such a girl. It's pathetic."

"HEY! ARE YOU DISSING GIRLS!"

Syaoran raised an eyebrow. "What are you so defensive about? You're not a girl…"

Lee mumbled. "I don't like you! You're so mean to me! Jason! Tell him he's a meanie!"

Jason stared at Lee as if he's lame. "Um normally, I would, but you, you're just too much a shame to the human race, so uh yeah, don't take it offensively, but, uh, SCREW YOU!"

A slow smile appeared on Jay's face. "I'm sure you wouldn't want to do that, Jas…"

Jason turned scarlet. "OKAY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT!"

Jay blinked innocently.

Syaoran rolled his eyes. "We're all turning into girls here people…"

Class...

"All right class, today we start off with something simple, and has been repeated to you throughout the years, but also one of the most important things in art. The vanishing point." Mrs. Vinetian said as she made her way to the black board.

A groan went through the class.

"Now, first, you must—"

"Mrs. Vinetian, will you marry me?" A quiet voice muttered.

Mrs. Vinetian raised her eyebrow she as she turned around. "Excuse me?"

No one answered.

"Who said that?"

Silence.

"Okay, anyways," she said, as she turned back around to the blackboard.

"Mrs. Vinetian, will you please marry me?"

She spun around. "Okay, who the hell is it?"

"MRS. VINETIAN!" Lee cried as he went on his knees and slid towards her. "WILL YOU MARRY ME!" He declared, with his arms wide open, and eyes shining with tears (of embarrassment).

"WHAT!" Lera screeched. "YOU CHOOSE THAT QUEER HOBO OVER ME!"

"WHAT!" Meiling screeched. "YOU CHOOSE THAT WEAK SHRIMP OVER ME?"

"HEY!" Mrs. Vinetian growled. "I TAKE THAT VERY OFFENSIVELY AND I HAVE THE RIGHT TO FAIL YOU!" She turned back to Lee. "As for you um... you're not really my type..."

"NO! YOU MUST AGREE TO MARRY ME! PLEASE!" Lee cried desperately, flinging himself to Mrs. Vinetian.

"Hey, hey... HEY! GET OFF ME! SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!"

Syaoran raised an eyebrow as he leaned in to Jason. "He's not very good with the girls is he…"

"Nope..."

"Yeah... I can tell..."

"Um Ms. Vinetian…" Sakura said helpfully. "You know if I was a principal and I saw this… I'd think you were sexually harassing him..."

"WAH! GET. OFF. ME!"

"NOT UNTIL YOU AGREE TO MARRY ME!"

"I'M LREADY MARRIED! I'M A MRS FOR A REASON!"

"THEN DUMP YOUR HUSBAND FOR ME!"

She suddenly went silent. "Excuse me...?"

Lee turned ice. "Um… what did I do wrong…?" he asked with a sweat drop.

"NOW DARE YOU INSULT MY WIFE LIKE THAT!"

"WHAT!"

"AWW! THAT'S SO SWEET! YOU'RE JUST LIKE US!" Brittany squealed while planting a big kiss on her girlfriend.

"Oh god…" Syaoran groaned. "Not those two again..."

"Kill me…" Jay muttered, ready to puke.

"This is too much..." Eriol moaned.

"They look kinda hot together!" Jason declared.

Everyone stared at him.

"WHAT! Okay the first time it was kinda bad, but seeing it again… that's hot…" he said thoughtfully.

"Jason, don't make us embarrassed to know you."

"WHAT!"

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"This reminds me…" Sakura said thoughtfully.

"Uh-huh…" Tomoyo agreed, giggling.

"Of what?" Meiling asked.

"Of the time—"

"—our friend Rika kissed Jessica..."

Meiling raised an eyebrow. "You have a lesbian for a friend?"

"Naw, it was a dare… but it turned out that girl had been in love with Rika the whole time…"

Sakura nodded, agreeing. "And this is starting to get awfully suspicious…"

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"Um I'm sorry if I offended you Mrs. Vinetian, but please, please PLEASE marry me…! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU SIMPLY HAVE TO!"

"Clearly, I'm interested in girls, and yet you still want to marry me… YOU PERVERT!"

"NO! NO! DON'T SAY THAT! It's a long story, but okay, the thing is my friends and I are playing this game called—"

"MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, LITTLE LAMB, LITTLE LAMB! MARRY HAD A LITTLE LAMB WHOSE FLEECE IS AS WHITE AS SNOW!" Syaoran, Eriol, Jason and Jay screeched at the top of their lungs.

Eriol glanced at Syaoran. "Psst. By the way it's FLEECE, not FLEAS..."

Syaoran rolled his eyes at the poor, poor loser.

Meiling raised an eyebrow at Tomoyo and Sakura. "Yup, these are the 'ultra-cool' guys you two are in love with…"

"Hey! One of those losers is your cousin!"

"And YOUR boyfriend!"

"Oh yeah… AND ONE OF THEM'S TOMOYO'S BOYFRIEND TOO!"

"HEY! Why'd I get dragged in this!"

The four guys rushed over to Jason as Eriol pulled an apple out of his pocket and stuffed it into Jason's mouth.

Syaoran stared. "Why do you have an apple in your pocket...?"

"SHUT UP!"

"All right man," Syaoran held up his hands defensively, but couldn't help but to cast Eriol one more look. "As for you, BABY PIE."

"Uh…" Jason raised an eyebrow. "His name's actually Lee Sh—"

"SHUT UP. Now, BABY PIE, YOU SONOFABITCH OF A TRAITOR! WE AGREED! WE HAD A CONTRACT!" Syaoran growled as he held out his hand.

Immediately Jay pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket and cleared his throat. "It says here: I, Lee Shaoran—"

"BABY PIE!"

"Hereby agrees I will mention nothing about the dar—"

"MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, LITTLE LAMB, LITTLE LAMB!" Eriol and Syaoran and Jason screeched at the top of their lungs to cover that terrible, TERRIBLY censored word.

Jay sweatdropped. "Whoops... my bad... anyways... Hereby agrees that I will mention nothing about the (censored word) until the (censored word) is over. If I break these... er... THIS rule, I will pee over myself in front of the entire student body."

"WHAT!"

Jay shrugged. "You signed it."

"NO I DIDN'T!"

"Prove it."

"WHAT? HOW?"

Jay shrugged innocently. "I don't know. It's your problem."

"Damn you Jay! Let me see the damn contract!"

"Sorry, ate it."

"WHAT!"

"Look!" Jay declared pointing at Eriol who was chewing away at it happily.

"Hey Jay, how do you make your apple pie look like a piece of paper? You gotta teach me one of those days!" Eriol said cheerful.

"U... Eriol…?"

"Yeah?"

Jay inched away from him as if he were an inhabitant from mars. "That's not apple pie you loser… that really is a piece of paper..."

Eriol paused, then shrugged and continued chewing on it.

"And Lee peed on it."

Eriol's eyes grew into size of coins as he stared at Syaoran.

Syaoran growled. "NOT ME! THAT!"

"Excuse me, I'm a HE not a THAT!"

Eriol stared at Lee with his huge eyes. Then thought about it, and went back to eating happily.

"Yeah…" Jay said inching away. "You know him?"

"Not a clue." Syaoran replied as he followed.

"Okay, okay, OKAY! GUYS! CUT IT OUT!" Mrs. Vinetian cried. "YOU'VE JUST WASTED HALF MY CLASS! GO TO YOUR SEATS RIGHT NOW OR GET OUT!"

The guys looked at each other, shrugged, and Jay replied, "No problem babe, couldn't possibly be a problem to you any longer; the guilt'll be too heavy on my—"

"SHUT UP!" Jason rolled his eyes slapping Jay across the head. "STOP FLIRTING!" Then he turned to the teacher. "Simplifying all that Jay said: we're leaving this class."

Mrs. Vinetian raised an eyebrow, the sighed. "Suit yourself. I can't control you any longer anyways. If you want to leave, then leave. Fail the next test. See if I care."

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"Okay, Lee, you're the world's BIGGEST FAILURE and LOSER that's ever existed you know that? HOW COULD YOU HAVE FAILED AT A DARE THAT SIMPLY INVOLVED CHARMING A GIRL!"

"WELL I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS A LESBIAN!"

"I could've charmed a lesbian!"

"EXACTLY! IF A PEE-COLOURED GUY CAN CHARM HER THEN YOU SHOULD TOO!"

"HEY!"

Syaoran rolled his eyes. "SHUT UP AND FOCUS! THE TARGET'S BABY PIE, BABY PIE!"

"You mean... Lee..."

"ARGGGH! HE'S BABY PIE!"

"I'm pretty sure his name is Lee..."

"FOCUS!"

"Right. So what do we do now? I didn't expect a failure…"

"Well… we could have him try again tomorrow… that'll mess up our schedule though…"

"Or we can have start next week…" Jason suggested.

"NO BLOODY WAY!" Lee cried with huge eyes. "NEXT MONDAY'S A DAY 2! WE GET MR. JING FIRST PERIOD TEACHER! I'M NOT PROPOSING TO A GUY!"

Syaoran thought for a bit and sighed. "Good point. If you can't charm a girl, how can you charm a guy? Besides… it is sort of cruel…"

"No it's not."

"JAY! YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FRIEND!"

"What kind of a friend would STALK me half way across the world...?" he muttered.

"What?"

"Nothing, nothing..."

The bell rings.

"Okay let's get it settled quickly. It'll be a day 1 again next, NEXT week…so shall we try again THEN?"

"Yeah..."

"I guess..."

"No problem..."

"Sure..."

"All right then, it's decided, and next, NEXT Monday, NO FAILURES! And Baby Pie, KEEP IN MIND, I am simply letting you try again two weeks from now, because I am so infinitely generous and—"

"LI!"

Syaoran turned around, to meet a bright-faced Lera running towards him. Immediately, Syaoran put on his best, and most charming smile he could master. "LERA! HEY! What's up!"

"Li!" She giggled happily as she came closer... and closer to him...

Syaoran opened his arms ready to embrace her.

And Lera ran towards him….

And towards him…

And towards him…

And towards him…

And towards him…

And towards him…

And towards him…

And towards him…

And towards him…

And towards him…

And towards him…

And right past him into Lee's open arms.

Syaoran glowered.

His arms were frozen in midair as he shot death arrows at Lee.

Jay laughed at loud. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOSER!"

Syaoran glowered at him. But his hatred was so aimed at Lee. He took a deep breath.

"THAT IS IT YOU BASTARD! THAT IS IT! FUCK GENEROSITY! YOU'RE SO REDOING YOUR SHIT NEXT MONDAY!"

"WHAT!"

"YOU HEARD ME! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHO YOU HAVE TO ROMANCE AND WHETHER YOU HAVE FACE LEFT AFTERWARDS OR NOT—NOT THAT YOU HAD ANY IN THE FIRST PLACE (Lee: HEY!)—YOU ARE SO GOING NEXT MONDAY!"

"BUT IT'S MR. JING!"

"SEE IF I GIVE A FUCK!"

"SYAORAN!"

"EW! DON'T SAY MY NAME!"

"DON'T DO THIS TO ME! JAY! JASON! ERIOL! SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THIS UNFAIRNESS!"

"Well…" Jay said thoughtfully. "It would be interesting to see Lee… walking down the aisle with… that person..." Jay sniggered.

"WHAT!" Lera gasped. "YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED!"

"Yeah you see, next Monday."

"TO WHOM!"

"Your mom."

"What?"

"OH! BURN!" Jason cried as he and Jay high-fived each other while laughing their heads off.

Lera raised an eyebrow as she shook her head. "Old habits die hard I suppose..."

Eriol raised an eyebrow. "People, no inside jokes, please, it's part of the RULE hello!"

"JASON!"

Head spun

Jason smiled. "Tomoyo! What are you doing out of class?"

Tomoyo was blushing a deep crimson as she ran up and gave him a hug, completely ignoring Eriol. "Well, I skipped class… for you… I mean… I wanted to make sure you're... okay... you know..."

"EXCUSE ME YOUR BOYFRIEND IS OVER HERE!" Eriol declared loudly.

Tomoyo stopped blushing the moment she saw him. "Oh. Hi Eriol. Oh, JASON! Why'd you get kicked out? I got all the notes for you!"

Eriol's glasses flashed.

I have to do something about this... But what? Sakura's cheating on Syao and he decided to flirt with Lera to make her jealous… maybe I should do the same… But I can't do that with Lera… and definitely not Sakura… Jill's too creepy... that leaves...

"LEE! Oh my baby what's gotten into you?" The black-haired girl demanded flying into his open arms while side-kicking Lera to the other end of the hall.

Eriol's glasses shined multiple times. Meiling.

Next Monday...

"All right, Lee, fail this, and DIE." Syaoran growled. He was impatient to get revenge on Jay.

"That's not fair! Like YOU can charm a guy!"

Syaoran raised an eyebrow. "Wanna bet?"

"No… but seriously, how do you tempt somebody?"

"Hehehehehe..."

"Uhh Eriol are you on drugs...?"

"Hehehehehehe... let me give you a demonstration, Lee..." he said, watching three girls walking towards them.

"JASON!" Tomoyo cried, running into his arms.

"JAY!" Sakura cried, running into his arms. By now, her whole demeanor changed to that of a sweet innocent little cute girl.

Syaoran growled.

Eriol smirked.

"LEE!" Meiling cried, running into his arms, but she never made it.

Smoothly, Eriol cut between her path.

His feet stuck out so quick and clean that even with Meiling's agility, she couldn't help but to stumble.

Taking that opportunity, still gliding smoothly, Eriol kicked Lee in the balls as Lee went down to the ground groaning, and Eriol took that opportunity and caught Meiling flawlessly. Her back arched across his arm.

"T-Thank you..." Though Meiling had no feeling of any kind for Eriol, she couldn't help but to blush a little.

"You're welcome." Eriol set her down on her feet gently, as he brought his other hand up to caress her cheek. "Couldn't possibly let such a beautiful figure get hurt."

"I-I-I…" Meiling quickly turned away, though still scarlet. "I know how to fight… I can take care of myself…"

"Of course you can," Eriol said tenderly. "But it can't hurt to have an extra person, ne?"

All Meiling could do was nod.

Somewhere near by... one meter near by to be exact, a poor, poor brown-head boy squeaked. "Uhh Tomoyo can you please not hug me so tightly and can you especially not dig your nails into my back during a hug...? It's starting to kinda… you know… hurt…"

But Tomoyo didn't hear that. Who the HELL did he think he was? Who the HELL did SHE think SHE was! How dare they become a couple! How dare he romance her! How dare she fall for it! Inexcusable crime!

Furious, Tomoyo shoved Jason aside just a little too hard, causing him to fall against Sakura, who began to fall against Jay.

It was like a slow motion movie.

Syaoran's eye widened. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" His legs weren't fast enough.

Desperation raced through his whole being watching his precious girlfriend's lip inching closer, and closer, and closer to that nasty pee-colored thing's.

"DOOOOOOOOON'T DOOOOOOO THIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS!" He cried, bringing his feet around as fast as humanly possible.

Unfortunately at that precise moment when he finally brought his leg over, Tomoyo just happened to be running by, her feet struck out, as Syaoran tripped over that foot. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Everything was too late. Even as he fell, he could see the horror of a pair of feminine lips touching another nasty pair.

"ERIOL! MEILING! Is there some secret affair here that I'm not CATCHING ON!"

"TOMOYO YOU BITCH HOW COULD YOU HAVE MADE MY GIRLFRIEND KISS THAT GAY!"

"Umm excuse me? Considering the fact I kissed a girl, I can't be gay…" Jay pointed out. Then he turned back to Sakura, and in a husky voice, he said, "Now baby, that was the best kiss I've ever experienced. Though accidental, it has touched the deepest realm of my heart. I will make sure, that more accidents shall happen." He leaned down towards her, so close they could kiss, but he didn't. Instead, he dropped a kiss on her cheek.

Sakura sighed dreamily starring up at him. "Ah… my prince charming… Why couldn't the world be more of you?"

"Now, honey, that would be a silly question, because what I'm really wondering is, why can't the world be more of you?"

Despite his pain, Jason managed to whack his shoe across Jay's head. "Shut up, you moron."

"HEY! YOU JUST BROKE THE MOMENT!"

"NOBODY CARES!"

"I DO!"

"WELL I DON'T!"

"WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR OPPINIONS!"

"I DO!"

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!" Tomoyo screeched. "That's all besides the point! What's more important is..." She reached forward and grabbed Eriol's glasses.

"Hey!"

"Hold on I need to borrow them." Tomoyo put the glasses on her as they flashed unnaturally. "Wow, nice effect you got there Eriol."

"Oh, thanks. It's specially made."

"Wow that's pretty cool." She cleared her throat. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MEILING!"

"Hey, you were cheating on him! You have no right to talk!" Meiling defended.

"Shut up! I thought you liked Lee!"

"Can't I like two?"

"NO!"

Syaoran stared at his watch. He nudged Eriol. "We gotta go." He whispered.

Eriol nodded as he walked up and put his hand one on each girl's shoulder. "Look, honeys, I love both of you, k?"

Meiling and Tomoyo immediately stopped talking, as a red hue rose to their cheeks.

"Aww..." they murmured together. "That's so swe—WAIT A SECOND DID YOU SAY YOU LOVE US BOTH YOU TWO-TIMER!" But Eriol was already gone.

"Hey... where did all the guys go?"

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The five guys stepped into the classroom, sunglasses over their eyes, expensive shirts swaying with their body movements. All girls drooled but all the guys thought about was their male teacher of this class.

NO! They are not gay! What are you thinking!

"Lee, make, this, work." Jay whispered. The guys each gave him a pat on the back. Although the one Syaoran gave was just a bit harder than everyone else's and Lee ended up falling face flat on the ground.

"Ow..." he muttered. But quickly got up and regained his cool posture. I'm gonna make this work...

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Author's Note: O. M. F. G. WHEN was the last time I updated huh? God I'm such a loser... xD I'm REALLY srry about the late, late, LATE update... I wrote most of it like… 7 months ago… but somewhere halfway I lost inspiration and never touched it again... I added on last the last 500 words today… I was gonna finish Lee's dare Day pt 1 but I Figured that'd be too long… it's so difficult keeping track of all the characters! AAH! So this chapter is what you would call... a filler. Lol. Yup, a filler. I promise I'll write more from now on! But if you're looking for a quick update, read Face it! Or Till we Meet Again. I'll prolly be updating those sooner than IDY, especially Face it! Since I wanna get that one done and over with. My next goal is to update another chapter for Wanted!

4026words... O.o VERY short for my standard especially for I Dare You 2 which is usually 9000!