Drabble 64: House Goes to Venice Part I

Gregory House sat behind his desk, reading a book. Cuddy and Stacy had entered the room, looking furious. His eyes were transfixed on 'Introduction to Italian Phrases' so it barely occurred to the diagnostician that two of the women he loved (and hated) had come in.

"House—" Cuddy started, but House was reading something from the book in a luxurious-sounding Italian.

She stared at him and he grinned, "I just said 'would you two ladies accompany me to the cafeteria?'"

They decided they would. He lied, actually having said, "That shirt accents your chest beautifully. Your place or mine?"

Fin.