"Talk"
"Higher being"
"Jutsu"
'Think'
*Action*
So I deleted my first story, it was doing good however I didn't really think far on the plot which gave me some dissatisfaction on how it turned out until the Zabuza arc, so I decided to just shelve that one for now.
I'll just give the prologue of this story for now until I reach a satisfying amount of chapters that I can periodically upload but for the forseeable future... just prologue, oh yea and I already decided on the pairing for the OMC.
And the title might change.
An ambulance.
That's what killed me.
Ironic.
I don't really know about ambulances code of conduct when they are driving a patient to a hospital but I'm pretty sure running through a guy crossing through a guy crossing the street and popping his head like a melon isn't exactly permissible.
How am I this calm you ask?
Well once you go through the 5 minutes of panicking and hysterical screaming you just slightly calm down.
Now you might ask this question like 'But how are you monologuing when you are dead' the answer is 'How the fuck should I know?'.
The 'why' however is a LOT easier, it's simply 'I'm bored and I need to entertain myself'.
Shouldn't there be some type of reception office to get schedule a meeting with the sky daddy?
I sighed in annoyance or at least I would've if I just have a FUCKING BODY!
What was I talking about again?
Oh yeah getting run over by an ambulan-
*CONGRATULATIONS...*
...
My head got popped like a melon by a damn ambulance and the first damn word you tell to me is congratulations?
'Happy thoughts, let's just think of happy thoughts.' I chanted in my head trying to calm myself down and continue reading the text.
*CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN AS A REINCARNATOR IN ^#^&%##$ [STOP] WITH THE POWER TO ^#*&$# [STOP]*
...
Right beside the unreadable sentence that seemed like a bug there is a [STOP] button which presumably is for me to stop the gacha roll.
Is this what life is to you god? A shitty gacha game with an unwilling participant?
I would have growled in annoyance if I have the capacity to do so.
'Fine, let's just get this over with.' I tried to 'mentally' push the button since I don't have any limbs to do so and it surprisingly worked, the rapidly changing letters/symbols slowed down to a complete stop... and I felt the urge to scream in frustration.
*CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN AS A REINCARNATOR IN NARUTO WITH THE POWER TO ANALYZE*
WHAT THE FUCK SKY DADDY?!
You really wanna fuck me over that much? The ability to analyze? By the time I finish analyzing I'll be deader than a doornail you cunt!
The fuck am I gonna do? Analyze how fast I'm gonna die after getting reincarnated?
*YOU WILL BE TRANSPORTED IN 3*
Fuck...
*2*
Okay let's calm down, pissing on a supernatural being that can fuck you u-
*1*
-p with just a thought might not be a great idea, so let's stop being a sarcastic little shit and just man u-
*0*
*COMMENCING TRANSPORTATION, HAVE A HAPPY LIFE ^.^*
... Motherfuc-
