Drabble 73: WTF?

A sudden click didn't distract Wilson. It meant House entered the apartment. Wilson didn't care and he wasn't going to let anything destroy his moment of materialistic pleasure.

House dropped his cane when he saw the TV. The red button meant the DVD was on. "Jesus, Mary and Joseph. What in holy hell are you watching!"

Wilson screamed. He dropped the remote and quickly flicked off the television. "I was bored! Leave me alone, I'm not seeing anyone—"

"What you were just watching was quite a sight for sore eyes." House read the DVD package. "Is this a fetish?"

Fin.