A/N's: Nell: the lateness of this chapter is my entire fault. As QS can attest to, I am a lazy writer/typer and it took her bugging me every five minutes for me to write this.

QS: And now it's my turn to do the same thing. ^^

Nell: hey, at least this will always get updated sooner or later. Probably later though.

QS: Well, what can we say? We're both lazy procrastinators. But at least I work on my other fics too.

Nell: Hey, I do work on my other fics. It's just some of them have beta's who decide to go on vacation. Otherwise, I'm typing chapters up as we speak :P

QS: Yeah. Sure. ^^ Whatever you say....

Nell: Anything I say, you say? Fine then. I am the bestest person in the whole world and everyone wishes they were as good as me.

QS: ^^; You wish. We all know I'm better.

Nell: Since when did elephants start wearing pink tutus? Or pigs start flying?

QS: Since always. ^______^

Nell: If you say so. Oh, look, disclaimer and other stuff time.

A/N's 2: I had this ready for posting the day ff.net went all icky…

Disclaimer: *coughs* I do not own Harry Potter and co. nor do I own The Gundam Wing boys. I am relatively sure that QS does not claim any of them either.

Warnings: Slash is fun. Some of the Harry Potter pairings are in this chapter. Remus/Sev and Siri/Bill. There's the OOC-ness of the pilots yet again along with OOC-ness of others. QS: We like too OOC people, don't we?

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Dumbledore sat down at his desk and pulled out a registry of all the teachers at the school. After seeing the behavior of the six young people in the infirmary, he didn't want to send someone who would get themselves killed, or in the case of Sirius, help them cause mayhem.

He flipped the pages, searching for just the perfect vict-guardian. Severus wouldn't do, Duo would end up getting pissed off and then Heero would react to nullify the problem. Sirius would just encourage them. He doubted Minervia would be able cope with the hyperactivity of Duo and the strange mood swings of Heero. Trewalney would be too frightened of the boys. Finally, his eyes fell upon the perfect person. Remus would be the best to take the six boys to get their supplies. Well, the best as long as Remus could control Sirius.

Dumbledore pondered on forbidding Remus to take along Sirius, but if Sirius didn't go along then Remus would allow Severus to tag along and Severus would be a lot harder for Remus to control. Though, he still didn't see how Remus could control Sirius so well when Sirius was going out with young William, and how Remus had difficulty controlling Severus when Severus and Remus were going out.

Dumbledore stood up, walked across his office to the fireplace, and threw in a pinch of an orange powder, calling out "The Bat Den." He still didn't understand why Sirius started snickering every time he heard the floo address for Severus and Remus' room at Hogwarts.

Remus looked up when he heard the ding that meant someone was trying to get in touch with one of the residents of the Bat Den. He had been amused when Severus had picked the name for their place for the floo services, as Severus had never seemed the type to watch not only something of muggle creation, but also of a muggle creation for children.

Remus waved his hand at the fireplace, watching as the words Meddling Old Fool glowed a purple colour over the fireplace. He would have to talk to Severus about his identifications of the people who were most likely to floo call them. He waved his hand again and the words floating above the fireplace to read, Communications Allowed.

"Hello Albus, how are you today," Remus said, starting off the conversation.

"I'm fine Remus. However, I need you and Sirius to take six students to Diagon Alley for their supplies, today." Remus opened his mouth to protest during a brief pause in Dumbledore's speech, seeing as he already had plans with Severus when Albus continued his speech. "Now, don't protest my choice, I know Severus' personality would grind against at least 2 if not all of the boys' own personalities. You and Sirius going together would be much safer really. " With that, Dumbledore's head suddenly disappeared, and the words, Communications Terminated appeared above the fireplace.

Remus sighed as Severus walked into the room wearing a pair of leather pants. Severus looked at Remus' downcast expression and knew that yet again someone had screwed up his plans of having mad passionate gopher sex with Remus. "What's the matter Remi?" He gently inquired.

"Albus just floo'd. It seems that I get to escort six young males around to Diagon Alley for their supplies and that because of personality conflicts, I can't take you. I just hope that none of them are prankster types since I have to take Sirius and I doubt that he will ever outgrow that stage."

Severus smiled slightly at that; it wasn't as if Remus had outgrown that stage either, he just was a lot better at hiding it from the general populace so, that when he did pull a prank he would never get blamed. "Then I guess we can have play time after you get back. Just try not to kill Sirius or one of those children."

Remus smiled at Severus, knowing that he would understand more than most about how manipulative Dumbledore could be. "I'll be back as soon as I can, though if I start to actually enjoy it there'll be no telling when I get in." With that, Remus left the room, his robes swirling around him in a Severus-tic manner.

Remus didn't hurry to Albus' office, knowing that the faster he moved the faster he would have to lead a bunch of children around the shops. It wasn't that he minded teenagers or anything, he just couldn't stand shopping.

He stopped in front of the office, where Albus was standing, wearing a bright pink robe for some reason. "Ah, Remus, so glad you agreed to help. The boys are in the hospital wing and since Sirius' rooms are along the way, we'll stop there, you can lead the way."

Lead the way he says, agreed to help he says, is he out of his mind? Severus was right, Dumbledore has gone batty because who in their right mind wears pink of all colours? Remus thought to himself as he walked towards Sirius' rooms.

Remus stopped in front of Sirius' rooms, leaving Dumbledore in the hall muttering something about the end of the world and lemon drops. "Sirius, Dumbledore is having the two of us lead six boys around Diagon Alley," Remus started until he blushed red at the sight before him. It seemed that Sirius and Bill were a bit busy at the moment. "Sirius, sorry to interrupt, but we really do have to leave, seeing as how Dumbledore is standing just outside door."

Sirius moved from where he had been…petting Bill could be the only tactful way to put it. "Dumbledore has the worse timing of anyone I know. Hell, he's worse then Lily…though her going into labor wasn't really her fault."

Bill laughed quietly as he sat up and pulled one of the afghans over his lap. "Siri, the quicker you go and do whatever for Dumbledore the faster we can finish what we started."

Sirius pouted. "How about I pretend that I never heard Remi and me and you get back to having some fun," he said hopefully.

It was Remus who quickly squashed that idea. "If I had to get up to do this then so do you. I was in the middle of something with Severus when Dumbledore floo called. I had a date and Dumbledore screwed it up. Sev and I were going to apparate to Australia and go clubbing there."

Sirius laughed at Remus' pout, stood up and walked across the room towards a set of draws, completely unashamed of his nakedness. Then again, it wasn't as if Remus hadn't seen Sirius naked before, especially when they had roomed together in a flat for a year or so.

Sirius pulled on a pair of jeans and a black T-shirt that said, Why yes, I am insane. What was the first clue? Remus just sighed as he pulled on a pair of dragon-hide boots. Only Sirius would want to dress up to chaperone some teenagers.

Sirius didn't speak as he found his wand and placed it into the special holster he had had built so he could carry it even when wearing muggle clothes. He then went out to the hall and glared at Albus while waiting for Remus. He really hated Dumbledore's sense of timing.

Remus followed Sirius and then stalked off in the lead to the infirmary. He really didn't want to do this, but he had by now resigned himself to the horror that would await them in the hospital wing.

Remus and Sirius had stopped in shock when they had gotten a look at the boys they would be leading around. There was really no other word besides unique for them.

Remus watched as one of the boys, one with messy short brown hair, suddenly threw himself at another who had long chestnut colored hair in a braid. He was caught in the braided boy's arms. He couldn't help but smile as he heard what the boy was whimpering, actually whimpering about. He kept mumbling something about pink and Relena and for some one to make the pink go away.

He watched as another one of the boys suddenly pouted as he watched the transpirings. "Heero, I thought you loved me. Are you having an affair with Duo behind my back?"

The boy pulled himself out of…Duo's arms, or so Remus figured out before he glanced at the one with long blonde hair. "Mill-chan, you know I wouldn't do that. It's just…Relena's your sister, and I didn't want you to know how much the stalker-bitch scared me."

Millardo rolled his eyes and moved so he could pull his lover out of Duo's arms. He then drew Heero up into a long, passionate kiss, showing how he had just been a tad jealous of Duo.

Remus couldn't prevent himself from his outburst, based on their appearances and actions, of, "Oh fuck, they're going to be just like James and Sirius…what the hell did I do wrong in a past life to get saddled with this one?"

Dumbledore spoke to the room at large, "Well, why don't you introduce yourselves to each other and I'll just get back to work. Oh, Remus, I have sent authorization for you to use the money in the Hogwarts account to pay for their supplies."

Remus looked at the teenagers, and then quickly introduced himself and Sirius. "I'm Remus Lupin and I teach Defense Against the Darks Arts. Sirius Black is the man next to me, and he is the co-professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts.

With a sadistical grin, Duo decided to introduce everyone.

"Hello, I'm Duo Maxwell, God of Death at your service. The delicious and ever-great-in-bed guy was Heero Yuy, God of Hacking and Massacaration. The my-hair-can-poke-your-eye-out guy, and who I hear is a tiger in the sack, is Trowa Barton. The short-haired blonde is Quatre, otherwise known as Cat. The long-haired blonde is Millardo Peacecraft. The I-have-a-stick-up-my-ass-or-is-that-my-sword guy is Wufei Chang."

Wufei interrupted Duo's monologue by throwing himself at Duo, and trying to choke Duo with a braid. Heero immediately jumped in to add Duo, and Trowa just sighed. He had known something like this would happen, but this was the way they were.

Quatre, on the other hand, noticed that the two adults had two very different reactions to the antics of Wufei, Heero, and Duo. Sirius had started to laugh and cheered on all of the combatants while Remus looked as if he wanted to cry.

Finally, Millardo just reached down and pulled Wufei out of the mass of bodies, allowing Heero and Duo to get up. With everyone standing, and in moderately good condition, Remus reached into his pocket and pulled out a small figurine.

"This is a portkey that will take us to Diagon Alley. Everyone needs to place their hand on it or on someone who is in contact with the portkey. It has been keyed to both mine and Sirius' magical signatures, so Sirius will be the last to touch." Remus explained the figurine.

All of the pilots touched the figurine or one of the other pilots and when all where in contact, Sirius reached into the group and activated the portkey. With a strange tugging sensation in their navel, the group of eight disappeared.

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