Well, here's the prologue to my first Fanmake Series, Big Mouth, here's episode 1, or at least the cold opening.


It was just another day in School as everyone was watching a student film on Puberty in 7th grade Health Class. Right now, they're at the part where they're talking about female puberty.

The narrator explains, "As puberty begins, hormones are released, and the sexual organs begin to change. The uterus is the center of female reproductive activity..."

Two boys were surprised.

One of them is very skinny and has a large, round head with short white hair, with a large tuft of his hair sticking upwards on his left side and two strands sticking up on his right. He has an overbite, with a prominent chipped front tooth, noticeable bags around his eyes, and freckles on his cheeks. Like his sister, Lori, he also has grayish purple eyelids. His name was Lincoln Loud. He is 13-years old.

Next to him was his best friend, Sherman Pewterschmidt. Sherman is a 13-year-old boy with messy red hair and amber eyes. He wears round glasses like Mr. Peabody. Usually, he wears a white t-shirt, and black shorts.

"The uterus? I thought girls had vaginas." Sherman said, surprised.

"I thought that, too, but I guess they don't. Who says that it can't be part of a Vagina?" Lincoln replied.

"Maybe 'vagina' is, like, slang." Sherman shrugged.

"Did someone say Vagina?" A voice said, laughing.

Sherman groaned, this isn't a good sign at all, he's been putting up with this for years now. And he can't bear to put up with it again, not at this time.

"Good god," Sherman said. "Not now. Not like this!"

"Fuck yeah, right now!" The voice said, laughing. Suddenly, a grown man bursts from Sherman's desk, he's a weird looking gray creature, and he has a big belly and a big head, he was Roger the Alien, or as many people know him as, Roger the Hormone Monster.

"I'm going crazy. Everywhere I turn, I see some hormone monster my brain created! I must be going crazy." Sherman groaned.

"If I weren't real, how come there's so much blood going to your Bugs Bunny carrot sized penis right now?" Roger smirked. ""Fallopian." What a savory word. Describes exactly what it is, you know what I mean?"

Having enough, Sherman snaps, "Okay, this is school. You know this, don't you? We need boundaries!"

"You know what you have to do if you want me to begone," Roger taunted.

"Jerk off..." Sherman said, defeated.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, rub one out!" Roger laughed, making Sherman blush in embarrassment.

"I swear, in all these videos, puberty for girls is just a yarn ball of aching tubes, but puberty for boys is like the miracle of ejaculation?" A voice said. She was a cute girl with black hair, a blue hoodie, red shorts and red shoes, purplish-red lipstick and a red beanie. She had beautiful blue eyes. Her name was 13-year-old Danielle Quinzell. Or Dani for short.

"Ew, gross." Lincoln said.

"Yeah, that's one of the reasons why we need equal pay!" Danielle said.

A 13-year-old boy laughed, he wears a yellow polo shirt with a purple collar/sleeve hems and a vertical red stripe on the right side. He also wears light blue pants like most of the other characters, as well as a wallet chain and plain red shoes. His name is Eddy Sampson.

Eddy would say, "My dad says when you take into account materinity leave, you do get equal pay."

"Your dad's a scumbag DUI lawyer!" Danielle said, sternly.

"Too bad he can't afford Tweezers for that hideous Eyebrow!" Another student snarkily joked in the background.

"Zip it, Pine Tree!" Eddy said.

Roger caught Sherman's attention again, "Come on, come on, come on! Wheels up in 30 seconds. If you don't get out of here right now, we're going to "Jackson Pollack" all over your pants."

Gulping nervously, Sherman shouts out loud, "Ms. Santiago, can I please go to the bathroom, please?"

"I can take notes for you, Sherman!" A 13-year-old African American girl replied. She had black hair with sky blue earrings. She wore a blue polka-dotted dress, or tunic as she calls it, purple leggings and sky-blue flip-flops. Her name was Dorothy Polka, or Dot as many called her.

"Thank you, I'm going, I'm going!" Sherman said, running out.

"Yeah, that's why we got a bathroom, sweetie." Roger said, following him.