Willoughy Madness!
Principal Willaby hates Asriel. So, he wanted to kill Asriel. Who could blame him? Not because Willaby is a sociopath (which he is) but because Asriel deserves to die for simply existing. Asriel is the worst thing to ever come into existence, anyways. Such a pathetic, annoying, obnoxious, ugly, grotesque, irritating, rage-inducing little goat boy. Whenever dumb game critics say Asriel's backstory makes them cry "the feels," I just fucking cringe. How can you take a goat boy who turned into a flower for revenge seriously!?
Principal Willaby was fart-walking through a forest looking for animals to kill and eat, when trip over a rock and fell into a big rabbithole he didn't even notice. He fell down onto the ground and saw a big ugly door. Willaby falcon punched the door and saw Undertale world. Sans the skeleton came up to Willaby and told him, "Hey be nice and don't kill anybody or you'll get in trouble!"
Willaby ripped Sans' skull off and crushed it into ashes onto the ground. Papyrus tried to get revenge, but Willaby trip-kicked Payrus and used his elbow to also crush Papyrus' skull into ashes onto the ground. Willaby then saw Undyne and Metatton. Willaby got out a glock and got a headshot on Undyne, blowing her fishy head open into canned tuna. Metatton used his lame-o dance moves, and Willaby was disgusted so he got a wrench and repeatedly hit the stupido robot into nothing but gears and broken metal. The rest of Undyne was cooked over a campfire.
When Willaby was full from his meal, he stormed-farted his way to the Undertale castle. Toriel and Asgore fought Willaby when he tried to get to the castle. But they were too weak for him, as Willaby's godfist falcon punched through both Toriel and Asgore, leaving steaming open holes through their heads. Alphys attempted to weakly challenge Willaby with her weapon, a pencil. Willaby laughed at this wuss, and took the pencil and stabbed it through Alphys' skull and brain, killing the ugly 'Barney and Friends' reject.
Finally, Willaby had found his target, Asriel. Asriel was pooping in his diaper while making out with his 'Despicable Me' doll. Willaby grabbed Asriel by the skull and crushed it. Asriel's eye and part of his brain popped out as his head turned into red mush in Willaby's hand. Licking the goat blood off his hand, Willaby stomped and pooped on Asriel's corpse, and before he left Undertale world, he spat on it too.
Next day while back at his own home, Willaby woke up from a nice and great dream. He had a dream where he took over the world as a dictator and tortured his slaves with violence and abuse. Willaby smirked and laughed as he ate his favorite cereal, Human-O's. This cereal was made out of human flesh and blood. Willaby found a baby minion crawling on his floor as he ate his yummy cereal. For fun, Willaby decided to crush the baby minion with his spikey boots.
Leaving his house to go outside, Willaby saw that the sky was blood red, with lightning flashing, green gases flowing through the wind and air, and power plants covering the air with their smoke. Willaby inhaled the air and loved it. It was a good day to do some mass murder.
He went to his job at Retroville School. As the school's principal, Willaby could command the students and teachers to do whatever he wanted. So today, Willaby decide to have some fun. He would torture his entire school for amusement. Willaby announced on the school speakers that he was holding a mandatory assembly and any student who didn't show up would be given detention, and any teacher would be fired.
At the assembly, every teacher and student of Retroville School was in attendance. Then Principal Willaby came up on stage armed with an assault rifle and started firing. He laughed maniacally as he shot down so many kids and teachers. The security tried to stop him, but Willaby just shot them down, too. Willaby danced in the students' blood as he reloaded his weapon and then continued shooting rapidly. Willaby even decapitated some students' head and ate their faces off because he was hungry.
After killing the entire school, Willaby set up explosives in the lockers in the locker room. He drove off in his car away from Retroville School. Later some parents of the deceased students showed up at the school to check to see if their students were okay. Then the explosives in the locker room detonated, and Retroville School exploded, killing every single parent and family member of the dead students in the explosion.
As he was driving, Willaby was driving far above the speed limit as he ran over many children, animals, and old people in his carnage. An officer noticed this and ran up to Willaby. The officer just gave Willaby a ticket for speeding past the limit, and let Willaby go as he went on with his day. Willaby drove a little slower as he kept running over kids, animals, and senior citizens on his rampage.
Stopping his car at his destination, Willaby found himself at Caillou's house. He broke the door down with a falcon kick, and armed with his trusty assault rifle, Willaby saw Gilbert the cat and shot the dumb furry with a flurry of bullets. Willaby then saw some dumb toys on the shelves and shot them too, turning them into piles of fluff and stuffing.
Willaby fart-stomped his way up the stairs to open a bedroom door. He saw baby Rosie in the crib, and happily, he grabbed her and shoved her whole body through his rifle, using her body as a silencer. Rosie screamed and cried as the father Boris stormed through to stop Willaby, but Willaby shot Boris with his rifle, killing him. Mother and wife Doris simply sat on the floor and cried, and Willaby shot her in the head.
Willaby took Rosie off his rifle, and she was now dead as the bullets shot through her body destroyed her inner organs. Willaby tore Rosie apart and ate her guts and flesh. He sat on the floor, hungrily eating Rosie while sloppily covering the floor and himself in blood. Caillou, who didn't hear what was going on since the gunfire was silent, finally woke up and saw what was going on in Rosie's room. Caillou shouted, "I'm telling!" like a brat, and ran off to run his dumb brat mouth off to people. Willaby couldn't let this happen, and he did come all this way to kill Caillou first and foremost, so he was going to do just that.
Since Rosie was already fleshless, with just bones and blood remaining, she could be used as a silencer. So, Willaby got the quick but very bright idea of decapitating both Boris and Doris and using their heads as a double silencer for super-silent fire. Willaby ran outside and saw Caillou running down the street. Willaby ran after him, and used his double-silence rifle to aim and Caillou's legs. Shooting at both the legs caused Caillou to trip and land face-first on the road pavement. Caillou cowered as the shadow of Willaby covered him. Willaby knocked Caillou out with the butt of his assault rifle, and carried Caillou's unconscious body and stuffed it into the trunk of his car, and drove off.
Caillou opened his days and woke up to find himself in a lab. He was stuck, as he was chained to a wall! Willaby laughed and knocked Caillou out again, this time with a hammer. He dumped Caillou's body into a human-sized chemical tube. Caillou transformed into Peppa Pig in the chemicals, and when she taken out, she shrieked like a pig and tried to run around the lab to escape. Willaby chased Peppa around, and his minions, the Minions, helped Willaby chase Peppa around too. Peppa Pig squealed and oinked in terror as she kept running around like the dumb animal she was. Peppa was trapped at a corner of the walls, and Willaby zapped Peppa with a tazor and she was electrocuted!
Willaby threw Peppa Pig into an oven, and she was cooked into ham! Willaby ate her for his dinner, as he thought people turned into animals turned into food was much tastier than regular animals turned into food. A minion wanted Willaby to share his food with him, but Willaby cut the minion's hand off then shot it in the eye through its brain with his trusty glock pistol.
The next morning, Willaby decided to use his dimension transporter machine to transport himself into Sailor Moon world. He saw Rini, the dumb and annoying future daughter of Usagi, alone in Sailor Moon's house. With nobody around to stop him, Willaby knocked Rini out with his whoopass spray. That dumb cat Luna tried to stop Willaby, but he shot her down with his glock before he carried Rini's body through his dimension portal.
Traveling to another dimension, Willaby found himself in the Sonic the Hedgehog world. He met his good friend, Shadow the Hedgehog, to challenge him to a friendly shooting duel. Using Rini as target practice, Willaby and Shadow shot her up with their pistols to see who could the dumb bitch the most. Shadow won as he had the superior shooting skills, and this got Willaby jealous, so he shot Shadow in the head and had himself some hedgehog stew that day.
Transporting himself to yet another dimension, Willaby found himself in Arthur world. He saw DW Read playing in the sand box by herself, pretending to play with her dumb imaginary friend. Willaby got out a chainsaw, sneaked up from behind DW, and slowly, he cut her open, in half, from head to toe. Willaby licked the blood off his chainsaw and he carried the two halves of DW and dumped them off at the Read family's house in front of their door on their mat. He wrote a note to frame Mr. Ratburn, claiming it was Ratburn that chopped DW up for revenge. Later that day, Mr. Ratburn was blamed for the murder of DW, sentenced to death, and was executed on the electric chair.
The final dimension he wanted to travel to, Willaby went to Steven Universe world. Steven and his dumb gem weirdo friends were eating poop out of the public toilets, as Willaby got out his double-silenced assault rifle, still equipped with the rotting heads of Caillou's parents. Stealthily, Willaby sneaked around the area as he fired a suppressed shot at the back of Steven's head, and he died and began gargling blood in the toilet making oafish gargling noises. Luckily Steven's blood didn't cause the toilet to overflow much so Willaby could continue to be stealthy. He shot Garnet, Pearl, and Amythest at the back of their heads, one by one. When they were all dead, Willaby tried to eat one of them but couldn't as gem flesh was too hard, hard as rock in fact, and didn't taste that good. It tasted like rocks covered in gross basement dweller sweat. Willaby enjoyed the killing though so he wasn't disappointed.
Willaby traveled back to his own dimension. One of his minion gave him a cookie, but Willaby didn't it, so he crushed the minion to death with his spiked boot. Willaby then went to sleep and dreamt nice dreams of murdering Poke'mons as a hunter.
TheMysteriousMrEnter stalked and watched over Principal Willaby's escapades through hidden cameras he placed in the multiple dimensions, as the cameras would record the footage through to his computer at his home. Mr Enter didn't want to leave his basement, after all. He was angered at Willaby's mean spirited actions, and thought the principal should be punished for his lack of morals. Mr. Enter, not wanting to the public to see him fight someone else as he thought that would make himself look mean spirited, dressed up as his superhero alter-ego, 'Enter Man.'
Enter Man traveled the city of Townsville, searching for Principal Willaby. He then found Willaby punching Dil Pickles repeatedly while stealing his candy. Enter Man shouted, "Stop your mean-spirited crimes villain!" in a certain tone to make him sound 'cool,' as Enter Man thinks it makes himself sound cool and manly (it doesn't). Willaby, as he kept continuing to punch Dil Pickles, stared down Enter Man and laughed. "You look like a fucking dork!" Willaby said, "You sound like if Urkel and Carl Wheezer had a lovechild that was too dorky for even them to love!" Willaby then ran like a chad towards Enter Man and falcon punched him. Enter Man responded, "Oh yeah Willaby? Well let me teach you some morals!"
Enter Man ran over like he was Naruto up to Willaby. Enter punched Willaby in the gut. It barely even tickled Willaby. Willaby grabbed Enter Man and threw him into the sky with his incredible strength! Willaby then charged up a kamehamehe, and blasted it at Enter Man, causing Enter Man to dissolve into particles and be destroyed for good.
The citizens of Townsville cheered as the Mayor came up and asked Willaby if he is a superhero who was there to defend the city. Willaby laughed, and said, "Oh I'm not here to defend this city. This city is gonna be under new management…" Willaby then used his fingers to flick at the Mayor and the force of his the flick threw the Mayor into the sky as the Mayor landed on the street ass first, and half the Mayor's body shattered on the pavement and thus he died. Townsville was never the same that day, as it was turned into a dictatorship under Principal Willaby, where he tortured the people of Townsville just for the fun of it. Since Willaby is immortal, he never died, and he ruled Townsville forever til the end of time.
