YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR IT
AND YOU SURE AS HELL DIDN'T WANT IT
WELL TO FUCKING BAD LOSER
THE SEQUEL OF A LIFETIME IS HERE
GAMER JOKER IN REMNANT TOO
THE GAMERING
Brought to you by Ian from Smosh Youtube
Ruby Rose eyed the door nervously, hugging herself as she checked her scroll. It was midnight and she still couldn't sleep. She closed her eyes and saw that disgusting little man in her dreams.
Even if it had been months since that incident, almost a year since then. She still couldn't shake it. Even after all of the crazy adventures her and her team
Shivering she hopped off of her bed and onto the floor of her dorm room. The rest of the team were still asleep, Best friend Weiss was dozing off while Ruby could hear her sister Yang's faint snores.
She was about to leave the room when she saw something looking at her from the corner of her eye.
Blake's golden eyes met her silver ones as Ruby had to use every once of her willpower to not jump at the sudden eye contact. Blake sat on her bed as she seemed to analyze her team leader.
"Where are you going?" Blake asked, the simple question causing Ruby to pause for a moment.
"Uh, just going out for some fresh air. Can't sleep, you know?" She answered somewhat truthfully. Blake narrowed her eye slightly, trying to find something before nodding.
"Yeah, I know… Hey, if you ever wanna talk about it. I'm always here." Blake said with a soft smile, Ruby smiling back slightly as she nodded.
"Thanks." Ruby replied with a nod of gratitude at the cat faunus. She turned towards the door and was about to walk towards it when a sudden knocking pounded on the door.
Waking both Yang and Weiss up as the looked around groggily, the pounding at the door getting more desperate.
"Red! Red open the door! I need your help!" A familiar voice rang from the door as Ruby narrowed her eyes. Opening the door she saw a disheveled Roman standing there, absolutely terrified as he held an unconscious and wounded Neo over his Shoulder.
"Oh thank fuck!" Roman said as he pushed past the teenage girl and placed Neo gently on the floor, a massive wound on her stomach as a shoddily wrapped bandage kept her entrails from falling in.
All three team members looked at the two thieves in shock before leaping off of their beds. Ready for a fight. Yang's eyes turned red as Blake grabbed Gamble Shroud or whatever it's named, Weiss holding her fuckin uhhh… I don't remember what it's called. Her stupid revolver rapier thing. (This is where the fun beings)
"Guys wait!" Ruby shouted as she jumped in between her team and the already battered thieves.
"What?" Yang asked as she lowered her fists in confusion.
"Are you serious?" Weiss looked at Ruby like she was about to do something very stupid.
"But he works with the fang!" Blake shouted as she looked absolutely livid.
Ruby flinched at their glares as she held her hands up in Surrender.
"I'm serious, he's-"
"Red… he's back." Roman said, cutting her off as Ruby froze. Slowly turning to Roman as the rest of team RWBY looked confused by the statement.
"No. He… Nooo." Ruby shook her head slightly as she began to tremble in fear. Yang immediately rushed over to her sister.
"Ruby? Ruby, what's wrong? Who is this 'guy'?" Yang asked as she glared at Roman.
The thief gulped and tried to come up with something to better explain. "He… he showed up almost a year ago and he…" He glanced at Ruby who hugged Yang tightly like a lifeline. "I thought I killed him but-"
"OH RUBY!" A naiselly and annoying high pitch voice called out as one of the walls to the room crumbled into dust.
Well over a dozen people standing there, most of them were robotic humanoids that fell under the command of a single person. That man being the now resurrected GAMER JOKER.
The pudgy little man child now wore a stained covered tuxedo shirt, his clown makeup now more professional looking. And his greasy hair was not even greasier. The Gamer sitting on a Clutch Chairz Pewdiepie chair LED 100m gamer chair only for 599.99$. He was still wearing a used man diaper though.
"I have escaped death my perfect loli tomboy gamer waifu!" Gamer Joker cooed as Ruby visibly recoiled and hid behind Yang as the girl glared at the Gamer.
"HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!" Ruby screeched at the gamer joker as the Gamer flashed a smile, showing off his crooked and unbrushed teeth. Yellow and filled with cavities.
"Foolish! Foolish Foolish Foolish! You should have known that gamers don't die! We simply respawn!" The gamer said while waving his hands, as if giving a speech. His eyes then widened.
"But before I carry on, let me introduce my own TEAM!" The Gamer said as three beings seemingly manifested from behind him.
The first was a lithe but extremely muscular and athletic man, wearing nothing but a pair of short shorts and a mask with nothing but a smile painted on it. A bucket and a wooden club in his hands.
"TH_SPEEDRUNNER0%"
The next was a man wearing what looked like police swat gear with a bandana around his neck, a chef's hat over his helmet for some reason. A rainbow colored knife in his hand as he held it menacingly.
"[ZF] Pogstov!"
The third and final member looked almost exactly like the previous member except he had a skull balaclava and looked more 'modern'. There was also an iron cross pinned to his chest for some reason.
"xXx_SKOOL_SHOOTER_xXx"
The gamer spread his arms as he listed out the new members of his team. A wide grin on his face.
"These three are my fellow epic gamers and will aid me in my quest for a loli tomboy waifu!" Gamer Joker said as his grin widened.
"And in turn I will help them gain their own waifu's. The rest of your team, my wonderful waifu." The gamer said as all of the girls began to balk.
"Yeah. Hell no." Yang summed up all their feelings on the subject as they readied themselves for combat. Roman picking up Neo and silently slinking away as he looked for the Nurse to this stupid school.
"Doesn't matter bitch!" xXx_SKOOL_SHOOTER_xXx said in a high pitched and squeaky voice. Sounding like a prepubescent child. "I'm a badass gamer and I can do whatever the hell I want!"
Yang looked shocked for a moment before she held a hand over her mouth, trying to hold in laughter. The Buxoms Blondes boobies boobied boobily as she laughed, her massive hadonkers jiggling as she sauntered her entire bakery. She has big tiddies lmao.
"wHaT's So FuNnY!?" The gamer yelled as his voice cracked multiple times, Yang bursting in laughter at the voice cracks. But was knocked out of her laughter when Leet Shooter tackled her through the dorm window.
Both of them fell down to the courtyard. The sounds of fighting soon followed. All three girls rushed to the window and peaked out in worry. Watching as Yang got into
"Huh, guess he gets the blonde." Gamer Joker said with a shrug. "Alright, you two pick next."
"I vant Goth Cat gorl." Pogstav said in a thick Russian sounding accent as he pointed his knife at Blake. The Faunus narrowed her eyes as she readied Gamey Shirmey. And no I will not use their proper names fuck you.
Pogstav seemingly disappeared before reappearing in front of Blake, grabbing the stunned cat girl and both of them disappearing from the fabric of reality.
"Blake!" Ruby yelled in shock as Weiss looked at her friend's disappearance in disbelief.
Both girls turned towards Gamer Joker and the Speedrunner. Both readying their weapons for a climactic clash.
Ruby unsheaths Crescent Rose before Rushing the Gamer himself, Weiss flanking around and aimed to thrust her rapier at the speedrunner. A glyph increased her speed.
The Gamer Smirked as he powered up his Gaming chair, matching Ruby's speed as they collided in a clashing of reds. Bouncing all over the room at speeds faster than the eye could track. (I'm too lazy to write an actual fight scene so pretend something cool's going on.)
As Weiss neared the speedrunner, she executed a perfect thrust. A perfect trust that the speed runner blocked. Catching her stupidly named rapier by its dull blade.
"Wha-" He then bitch slapped her.
"Ugh." He bitch slapped her again and shattered her Aura, Weiss dropping to the floor unconscious. Once again adding to her record of losing every single fight she's in. Just like Vegeta.
The Speed Runner looked at her unconscious form before turning towards the audience.
"Remember kids! Having sex is gay as fuck. Now I'll be off. I will speed run this show in under ten minutes" The speed runner then began to hop on his bucket three times before being launched out of the window at hyper-sonic speeds. Disappearing into the distance.
Salem sat on her throne, the queen of the Grimm as she watched over her new spawn. The beasts of darkness emerging slowly from the spawning pools.
Everything slowly came together as more of her children were born, her minions working to sow the seeds of destruction all over Remnant.
And soon she would throw this world into the fires. Destroying it once and…
"Wait…" She whispered as she stood up, looking around as she heard a faint whistling sound.
"What is-" She was cut off when the roof of her castle exploded, something slamming into her at nigh light speeds. Killing her instantly.
In her place stood the Speed Runner, having successfully used a proper exploit to kill Salem in eight Minutes and seven seconds. The speed runner then turned to the audience once more.
"Remember kids, it's not cheating if people defend you online for no real reason." The speedrunner said before dabbing.
Blake felt solid ground under her feet for a moment before collapsing to her knees and almost throwing up as a hand patted her back reassuringly.
She held it in for a moment before facing the ground and vomiting her lunch from the dimensional shifting.
"So… uh-" Blake stood up and pointed Gambrel Shiv at the CSGO Sweat, glaring at the gamer. Her yellow eyes burrowing into his soul.
The gamer raised his hands up as a sign of peace. "Listen I no vant to vight. I need help."
"What? Aren't you working with-"
"Not willingly. He has my family captive the vyblyadok, and he is too powerful for just two of us, I need your help."
Blake narrowed her eyes at the gamer as if looking for any signs of deception. After finding no hint of lies she nodded.
"Alright, so what do we need?"
"Virstly, we would need really cool sword. Preferably red. And many vatermelons. I will summon one great enough in power to defeat Gamer Joker once and for all."
"Ok… but why watermelons?"
"He likes vatermelons. Da?"
"Alright… Also I think I know where to find a really cool red sword."
"Epic, also do you have some veed?"
"I got catnip." Blake responded as she pulled out three tubs of the psychoactive substances.
"Close enough."
Yang threw a right hook that the COD player dodged before trying to stab at her. Yang let her aura absorb the blow as she kicked the gamer in between the legs.
"Gah!" The COD player groaned out as he held his nads, moaning in pain before glaring at the blonde brawler. Pulling out a tomahawk before flinging it at the buxom boxer.
Yang dodged the axe as it flew past her head, cutting a single loose hair as it soared past.
She looked at the slowly falling hair as intense and immediate rage built up inside her.
Not paying attention as the tomahawk continued to soar, the hilt hitting someone in the back of the head.
"Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark." The man said as the hilt bounced off of his skull, his leather trench coat shifting slightly as he rubbed the back of his ginger head. Turning around, his sunglasses looking for whoever just threw that thing at his head. A green alien head plastered on his blue t-shirt.
THE POSTAL DUDE
His eyes landing on what looked like some blonde bimbo beating some tacticool fag's face in.
"Looks like I'm about to go a little postal. And bad thing too, my Karma was doing so well." The Dude said as he picked up the tomahawk that bonked him in the thinker.
Strolling on over to the beat down as blondie continued to pummel the guy in the military gear.
"Hi there. Would you kindly stop beating the piss out of that guy?" The dude kindly asked as Yang paused to glare at the Postal Dude.
"What?" Yang spat out as she held the gamer but the scruff of his tactical vest, the boy hanging limply. Breathing softly as he groaned in pain.
"Ouch. Talk about cold turkey." The dude flashed a small grin as Yang raised an eyebrow.
"What do you want? I'm kinda busy over here."
"That the guy who owns this here Hatchet?" The dude asked, pointing at the beaten COD elite.
"Damn right I am f-fucktard!" The gamer said in a moment of defiance. "And I'll use it to fuck your mom!"
"Lovely." The dude then swung the tomahawk down, splitting the gamers head down the middle. Killing him instantly. Yang looked at the now dead gamer in shock and horror as she recoiled, dropping the body.
Turning towards the Postal Dude who was now chuckling at the deed.
"Sorry about that, guess I was just feeling psychotic tonight."
"Wha-wha YOU KILLED HIM!" Yang shouted as she pointed at the Postal Dude.
"Guilty as charged." The Dude replied with a shrug and a grin.
Yang grit her teeth and readied to take down the violent lunatic with her fists but stopped as the dude unzipped his pants and pulled out a monster fucking cock.
The blonde brawler blushing as she looked at the magnum schlong in shock and disbelief.
The Postal dude then pissed on her.
Yang gagged as she tried to shield herself from the stream of rancid yellow piss. Eventually collapsing to the ground as she began to vomit profusely. The stream let up as the Dude then kicked her in the head. Knocking her out as she sprawled across the ground.
"Guess we all can't get along. Oh well." The dude then pulled out a notepad.
"Now why was I here again?" He asked himself while looking through the notepad.
Piss off and Piss on the bumble-bee shippers.
The Dude looked down at the piss soaked Yang and chuckled. Crossing out the task.
"Mission Accomplished. With extreme prejudice."
Just as he put his notepad away several cars painted black and yellow drove into the parking lot, with dozens of people wearing bumble-bee shirts stepping out of the cars.
All of them carrying automatic rifles and hunting shotguns.
"THAT BIGOT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE! FIND HIM! AND KILL HIM!" The supposed captain of the ship yelled out through a megaphone, with blue hair, black and yellow jacket, and an M60 machine gun.
"Darn, another group offended. Guess I'm just not a people person. Oh well." The dude pulled out his trusty sawn off shotgun.
"Time to exercise my Second amendment rights."
Pogstov grabbed the red sword, it wasn't katana shaped but it would do. The gun sheate would help though.
Blake sat next to him, holding Adam's severed head and a watermelon while high off her guard, her eyes bloodshot from the catnip.
Grabbing the head Pogstov began to draw the symbol of a lightning bolt in a storm with the terrorists blood. Once he was done he tossed the head behind him before setting the blade and gun shethe down carefully.
The symbol glowing slightly as he placed the sword down.
"So… how does this help?" Blake asked as she snuggled up to the CSGO pro.
"It will summon goth cyborg. He vill kill Gamer Joker."
"Huh." She said as her cat ears twitched slightly.
Pogstov took a pipe with some catnip in it, lighting it and taking a puff out of it to calm his nerves. Taking off his balaclava and helmet, revealing a grizzled slavic man with black hair and small stubble growing on his face.
Grabbing the watermelon and taking a deep breath.
"METAL GEAR RAIDEN; I CALL UPON YOU TO TAKE REVENGEANCE FOR US! END THE MEMES ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
As Pogstov started the chant the symbol began to glow as the clouds above began to move, a storm was rapidly forming.
"RAIDEN! THE LIGHTING TRANSFORMED! I ASK THIS FOR VENGEANCE! FOR REVENGE! FOR REVENGEANCE AGAINST THE GAMER JOKER!"
The storm reached its peak as winds began to howl and whip at the forest. Heavy rains pouring and pounding down on the trees. Blake held onto Pogstov as thunder began to ring out.
"OH-" The russian was cut off instantly as a lightning bolt struck the symbol. Causing both of them to recoil as the lightning exploded in front of them.
"Cyka!" The Slav yelled as he and Blake clung to each other. A cloud of dust obscured their vision as the storm began to calm down just as soon as it arrived.
Both of them looked at the slowly retracting dust cloud as a figure began to take shape.
As soon as they both saw him, Raiden stepped out of the dust cloud. The cyborg's black and spiked body was an intimidating sight, his pure white hair swaying softly as he looked at both of them with his singular red eye. The other is obscured by a cloth. By his side was the Murasama Blade in its sheath.
"Kept you waiting huh?." Raiden's gravelly voice rang out before he let out a small chuckle.
"Who's the guy you need killed?"
"His name is Gamer Joker. He is scum. You vill find him at that tower." Pogstov spat before pulling out a picture and pointing at Beacon. Handing it to Raiden. The cyborg looked at the picture for a moment before his expression soured. He then glanced at beacon before nodding.
"Alright. Well that's a face only a mother could love. I won't ask specifics when you went through so much trouble to go through uh… this method."
"Da. Thank you so much Mr. Raiden." Pogstov said as Blake looked at the cyborg while high as a kite, holding out the watermelon to the cyborg. Raiden looked at it before chuckling and grabbing it.
"The pleasure's all mine." Raiden said before he was off, running at full speed towards the academy, moving as fast as a speeding car as he took off.
Blake and Pogstov looked at him as he left.
"He's so cool."
"Da. The coolest. Anyways, you wanna listen to Party Rockers in the house tonight?"
"Sure but it's actually called "Party Rock is" not "Party Rockers in" it's not correct to use the latter."
Blake and Pogstov then looked at each other for a moment before launching at each other, holding each other as they began to kiss passionately before both of them fell to the ground.
Unfortunately for you reader this is where this scene ends, so no smutty segs for you. Lmao! LOSER!
Ruby Grit her teeth as she took in another shaky breath, her aura on the brink of shattering as she glared at the gamer smiled triumphantly. He was slowly winning the battle.
"Might as well give up now my loli tomboy waifu! I will have you eventually."
"SHUT UP!" Ruby yelled as she leapt towards Gamer Joker, swinging Crescent Rose as Gamer Joker dodged the attack.
"Ahahaha! I WILL WIN AND-"
"Looks like the parties getting started." A rough voice said as both Ruby and gamer Joker paused, looking at the door frame and Seeing the nigh unstoppable cyborg Raiden. The black clad cyborg ninja tapping the hilt of the Murasama blade.
Gamer Joker's eyes widened when he saw the Ripper.
"N-No! You're not supposed to be here! I'M THE HERO! I GET TO WIN!" Gamer Joker yelled, tears welling up in his eyes as he was about the cry and shit his diaper.
"Hero? You're nothing more than a delusional maniac that creeps on women to make yourself feel better." Raiden snarled out as Gamer Joker glared at him, the gamer pressing a button. Activating his legion of bots.
"KILL HIM! KILL HIIIIIIIIIIM!" Gamer Joker yelled as the bots burst through the walls. About to swarm the cyborg ninja.
LIGHTNING BOLT ACTION
Raiden grinning slightly as he grabbed the hilt of his blade, unsheathing it and slicing the first bot in half. Time slowed down as his reflexes were boosted, Raiden slicing down dozens of the bots before he rolled out of the way of the rest of the robots.
Chopping one of their heads off before sheathing his blade again. Time slowed down as he charged the Murasama before rushing forward. Unsheathing the blade as he moved at lightning fast speeds.
Slicing apart dozens of robots with ease as he parried an attack from behind, slicing another robot in half as Gamer Joker grounded his teeth together in anger.
Pressing another button on his chair he activated his ultimate weapon. A Weapon to Surpass Metal Gear.
"CALL IN THE MEGA-GAMER!" He yelled out as an earthquake rocked the foundations of the academy.
Raiden finishing off the last robot and turning towards the Gamer, only for a giant fist to smash through the wall and grab Gamer Joker and his chair.
The fist revealed a massive humanoid Mecha almost twice as big as Metal Gear Ray, where it then placed gamer joker inside it's cockpit.
Raiden narrowed his eye as the Mecha raised a giant Gun Halberd. Raiden rushed forward, grabbing Ruby Rose bridal style as the Halberd crashed down into the room. Dodging the attack as Raiden landed a safe distance away from the Mecha.
Ruby blushing as she was near the Cyborg Ninja, Raiden placing her down gently.
"T-Thanks." She said softly
"Don't worry about it. I'd stick around to chat but I'm kinda busy, stick around." Raiden said before rushing towards the mecha, Ruby was hardly able to say goodbye as the mecha began to fire missiles at the Cyborg.
Raiden dodged the missiles with ease. Side stepping the before grabbing one and flinging it back at the Mecha, the rocket slamming into the cockpit and causing the mecha to shift off balance as Raiden began to slice into the leg of the Mecha. Cutting deep grooves into the metal.
Tearing its armor apart with each slash, the Mecha raised a leg to squash down the cyborg. Raiden Doding the stomp as he began to run up the walls of the academy before jumping off. Breaking the brick walls with his strength as he sliced a massive gorge into its chassis.
Landing gracefully as Gamer Joker howled in anger, the mecha holding the halberd as the 20mm cannons in the tip of the axe began to fire at the cyborg.
Raiden slicing each projectile apart with the red blade as he ran towards the massive mecha. The Mecha swinging the halberd down at the cyborg. The glowing red blade crashed down on Raiden as he blocked the blow with his blade. He then grabbed the glowing head of the halberd before grunting slightly.
Ripping the halberd from the grip of the humanoid mecha. Slamming the shaft of the halberd into the chassis of the mech, stunning it before raiden flipped the building sized halberd.
Grabbing the shaft of the halberd he slammed the axe head into the shoulder of the mecha. Cutting off its arm in one clean blow as sparks flew out.
Raiden then swung the halberd into the chassis of the mecha, sending it flying.
Dropping the halberd Raiden ran towards the tower of Beacon, running past the flying Mecha as he then ran up the tower. Murasama in hand as he reached the top of the tower.
Jumping off he leapt towards the still airborne mecha as he swung at its damaged leg. Cutting through it with a single blow as he landed gracefully near the cliff side. The mech slamming into the ground with a loud thud. The mecha holding itself up with its remaining arm and leg.
Raiden ran towards the damaged mecha as it began to fire missiles and shoot its 20mm autocannons at it.
The Ripper blocked the bullets with ease as he dodged the rockets before grabbing two of them and jumping high in the air. Spinning around as he threw the missiles back at the chassis.
Slamming into the mecha and stunning it as Raiden held his blade high as he fell towards the mecha. Entering Zendatsu mode as he began to slash at the chassis of the Mecha.
Slicing the metal and electronics to pieces as scrap began to rain all over. He then readied one final blow before slicing the mecha clean in half at the waist.
The two halves slamming back down into the ground as Raiden landed in between the two pieces.
He then grabbed the arm of the top half of the Mecha, Gamer Joker still inside as Raiden began to spin. Building up momentum as he spun the top half of the mecha.
Once he built up enough momentum he threw the halved mecha off the cliff and down into the ravine.
"So long Gamer!"
The machine slammed into the cliff wall before falling the rest of the way down, tumbling towards the bottom.
Raiden dusting off his hands at a job well done. As he turned to leave he paused before jumping forward as a laser slammed into where he was.
Blocking another laser with Murasama, the laser bouncing off of the red blade. The cyborg glaring at the gamer as the Joker floated on his Gamer Chair.
"I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU! I AM THE HERO OF THIS STORY! ME! I'M SUPPOSED TO WIN YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" Gamer Joker yelled out in pure anger as he shot out more lasers.
Raiden dodged the lasers before parrying one of them, sending the laser back at the gamer. Burning the gamers face off as the laser connected.
"G-GAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" The Gamer yelled in agony as he clutched at his melted face. Raiden jumping in the air, landing on the flying chair. Gamer Joker looking at the cyborg in abject horror.
"N-NO! THIS IS MY GAME! I DESERVE IT!" Game Joker yelled, angry at his happiness being robbed from him.
"Yeah? Well play times over!" Raiden then kicked Gamer Joker, the Gamer flying into the air as Raiden jumped off the chair.
Entering Zendatsu mode just above the gamer. Joker looked at Raiden in horror as the cyborg began to slice him into tiny little pieces at lightning fast speeds.
As time returned to Normal, Raiden landed on the ground as the remains of Gamer Joker rained down from above. Red watering the plants as the small chunks of flesh fell around the cyborg.
Swinging his blade he cleaned it of any remaining blood before sheathing it. A sereneness entering the cyborg, like the calm after a major storm had passed.
"Wait, that's how it ends? Where did the Postal Dude even come from?! Why was Raiden there? Why did Blake fuck that russian guy!?" A man wearing a suit jacket and news cap asked incredulously. The strange comic puzzling the Nostalgia Critic to great lengths.
"Nothing in this story makes any sense at all!" He groaned out as he closed the comic and tossed it on his table.
"Maybe that's the whole point, Critic!" Another game and movie reviewer yelled out as he burst into the room. Angry Video Game Nerd shouting as he pointed at the Nostgalgia Critic.
"That sometimes nothing has to make sense for a story to be enjoyable. Just for the reader to laugh at the story for being funny! Maybe you'd get that if you weren't such a poopy head!" The Video Game Nerd punctuated the statement by throwing a pen at the Nostalgia Critic.
"What did you just call me!?" Critic asked angrily as he reached for his Beretta.
"Want me to repeat it? YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD!"
"GAAGH! I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!"
Anyways back to the main story. Raiden stood over the cliff side, watching the sun rising in the distance. His revengeance complete.
Ruby looked at the Cyborg in complete awe as she slowly made her way towards him.
"Uh, Mr. Raiden sir?" She asked as the ninja glanced at her.
"Can I have your autograph?" She asked as she pulled out a notebook. Raiden chuckled before pulling out a pen and signing the notebook.
Ruby looked at the autograph with stars in her eyes before squealing in delight as she hugged the notebook. Raiden chuckled before looking off in the distance.
"I must go now."
"What? But you just got here!" Ruby whined slightly, Raiden sighing and gently patting her on the head.
"I'm sorry, but I have to go take my son to his band practice. But whenever there's trouble you know who to call." Raiden said before a bolt of lightning struck him. Causing Ruby to shield her eyes.
And when she opened her eyes she saw that Raiden was gone, in his place was a single watermelon.
The red reaper picked up the watermelon with a confused look on her face. She then shrugged and began to walk back to her dorm room.
As she walked towards her room she saw Yang also walking towards the dorm room. She looked upset and incredibly angry. Ruby thought she'd give her a hug to cheer her up, so she rushed over to her sister. arms wide open as she neared the blonde. Only to stop dead in her tracks when she smelt something so incredibly rancid the she immediately clamped her hands over her nose in a vain attempt to stop the smell.
"Gah! What is that!?" Ruby yelled out as she looked around before her eyes settled on Yang, her sisters eyes were red and her clothes were damp… the rancid smell emanated from her.
"Yang… what-"
"I don't want to talk about it" The Blonde brawler growled out as she continued to stomp her way back to the room.
As the two entered their room Yang immediately entered the bathroom with some clean clothes. Intending to take multiple showers to get that piss smell off of her.
Ruby winched slightly as Yang slammed the door closed. She then looked around the messy and somewhat destroyed room. Spotting Weiss laying on the floor, still unconscious from getting bitched slapped. A bruise forming on her face from said slap.
Grimacing Ruby grabbed her friend before gently laying her on her bed. Weiss snored slightly as Ruby sighed. Exhausted from the ordeal of the day.
She then briefly wondered where Blake was.
"OH BY THE GODS! HARDER! MMMPH!"
Ruby shrugged, it probably wasn't important. Bale would be fine, she was tough and knew her way around a sword.
If only Ruby knew how Blake was also quite skilled in using 'swords' lmao. Seggs joke.
But when she looked down at Raidens autograph in her notebook she smiled. And briefly thought to herself that at least somethings about it were good.
As she was about to jump on her bed and get to sleep she stopped as a portal suddenly formed in the middle of her dorm room. Ruby Rose shielding her eyes as the portal kicked up copious amounts of dust.
Just then something stepped through the portal as the portal itself died down. Ruby opened her eyes and saw the figure in front of her. The figure was only a few inches taller than she was.
Wearing some kind of silver knight armor with blue robes surrounding the armor, a blue hood over the knight's helmet. An ebony longsword strapped to his hip. Ruby's eyes widening as she quickly realized she was face to face with an actual knight.
Before Ruby could react to the knight the man took off his hood and his helmet. Revealing a young man in his early twenties with green hair and a small beard. Emerald green eyes looking at her. A scar running across his face marring an otherwise youthful looking face.
"Are you Ruby Rose?" The man asked as Ruby's eyes widened.
"Uh Yeah! That's me! Huntress Extraordinaire!" Ruby said with a grin. The man smiled briefly before regaining a serious expression.
"Ruby Rose, I am Izuku Midoriya… or uh Ysmir GrØnn-Wulf whichever is easier for you." The knight said sheepishly before once again regaining his serious composure.
"Regardless I am the Last Dragonborn and your world and perhaps, The entire universe is in grave danger. The man who ripped me from my world is in this one. And he threatens to tear apart the fabric of reality."
Ruby felt her heart sink at the implications of someone so powerful. "W-Who is he?"
"His name… Is Todd Howard."
The speedrunner lounged in Salems throne, waiting for something as he gazed at the dead bodies of Salems minions. It took less effort to kill them than to kill the queen herself.
He then paused as his mask then glitched ever so slightly. The speedrunner then waved his hand and in a moment Gamer Joker flopped in front of the Speedrunner in a humiliating position. Respawning after being killed by Raiden.
"You're a disappointment Joker." The speedrunner said as Gamer Joker instantly stood up, terrified of the power the speedrunner held.
"You could hardly deal with one cyborg. Pathetic. Even with a weapon to defeat metal gear."
The speedrunner shook his head as Gamer Joker bristled under the words, but not daring to say a single thing.
"You have garbage specs, hell. I bet you're PC could hardly play Skyrim of all games and-"
"Skryim? No offense but that game, like all western RPGS are horrible games. Only the Japanese ever make good RPGS, such as the company Atlus! To compared Atuls RPGS and the perfect Japanese games to something made by westerners is… is uh.." The Gamer gulped as the speedrunner loomed over him. Glaring down at the miniscule pathetic waste of a human being.
"Who gave you permission to talk?" The speedrunner asked simply, as if he was asking about the weather.
"N-Nobody sir." Gamer Joker said as he looked away from the speedrunner. The Man leaning down to the Jokers levels.
He then pushed the Gamer Joker over before stomping down on his chest. Gamer Joker whimpered as he clawed at the boot pressing down on his chest.
"That's right, remember your place. You aren't shit to me dream boy. I'm the head honcho here. Got it?"
"Y-Yes sir." Gamer joker replied as tears built up in his eyes.
"Good." The speedrunner said as he took his boot off of Gamer Joker before sitting back down on the throne.
"Things are about to get interesting."
Waddup retards it's me with a sequel to the gamer joker fic cause why the fuck not. Now with extra edge and piss. Fun for the whole family. Skyrim gang rise up lmao.
Also what's this!? An expanding story!? What the hell!?
And before anyone starts to bitch in the reviews or in DMs just know that I don't give a shit lmao.
