Hey everyone thanks for reviewing! and sorry for the late update, I totatlly ment to do it a couple days ago, but I was on a mountain and the wireless went out, I was pissed. Anyways in other news I was at a youth conference where we pass fake legislation, and we got rid of the "don't ask don't tell" policy in the military and replaced it with an openly gay policy, and we redifined the defense of marrage act to define marraige as a legal agreement between two people rather than a man and a woman. So that was my interesting week anways on with the story!

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Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Please don't hurt me, I've probably done something wrong, or something that has made you hate me, but I ask you nicely. You've got my family all wrong, you've got me all wrong. My life isn't so bad, there are just... things you don't understand. You don't know me at all.

I have a loving family, I don't know why you always have my dad beating and raping me (he said he only did it because he loved me) or why you always make Sharpay so bossy. It's not like she's a bad person, it's just that she's perfect, and I want to be perfect too. She's not such a bitch, you'll see some day.

And Troy, why do you always make Troy hate me so much, he really does love me. Just like my dad does. And when he's not denying the fact he's gay and we belong together forever, he really is quite charming. Especially when he lets his best friend kick me so hard that I can't breathe, it's all because he cares.

So fanfiction writers, I ask you, please stop making my life so bad, in reality it's so much better than all the angst you pile on me. And if you do write more about me, please at least get your facts straight, and I'll try and be a better person, if you are one too.

Yours Truly,

Ryan Evans