Standard Disclaimers apply.
So here is part 3 of 4. and quite honestly probably my least favorite, because I hate this portryal of Chad. But I guess it's the sterotypical one. So here you go. enjoy. Pardon the crudeness etc. etc.
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Dear Fanfiction Writers,
I am not homophobic, I don't care what you say, just because I'm against something that is SICK AND WRONG, doesn't mean I'm scared of them. How could I be scared of a faerie? All of them wear girl pants and have weak wrists, how could I be afraid of a pansy?
You don't know me, you don't get me. I have to prove a point, and protect the sanctity of marriage so I'm sorry you feel the way you do, but we all have to stand up for what we believe in right? Please stop writing me as an ignorant asshole, I know what I'm doing 100 percent, and don't try and stop me. Just because you're a bunch of fan girls sitting in front of your computers doesn't mean I can't go out and take some action.
And stop saying Troy is gay, we've been friends since third grade, I know him and he CAN'T be gay, he just can't be. I won't believe it, and with Evan's psh. My ass is so much better than his, I actually work out, all he does is work his sister. How could Troy think he's better looking than me, I've got the hair and the body, all he has is his sister. Sick bastard.
So next time before you write anything fan girls, I warn you, stay away from MY Troy... er... I mean, Troy! He'll be better than you'll ever be, not only in basketball, but in life. And you'll never be able to measure up. He's way to good for you, you don't deserve to be sweat on by him.
Cordially,
Chad Danforth
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