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Kōmura Nazo says:

What your about to read is a lost chapter that takes place sometime around Volume 2. Enjoy! WHEE!


Name: Tsuki Aono
Birthday: June 22
Sex: Female
Height: 170cm
Weight: 128lb
Blood Type: O
Age: 16
Race: Human
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Aqua
Specialty/Hobby: None
Grades: Average


What you've just read above is the basic description of Tsuki Aono, a normal student who was walking to her school: Yōkai Academy.

"Good morning, Tsuki-san," said a student from behind. "How are you today?"

"Oh, I'm fine," the human brunette said as she turned. "How about—EEK!" She came face-to-face with a student with a stretched-out neck.

"What? Is there something on my face?" asked the student.

Tsuki just turned around without answering.


Kōmura Nazo says:

You see, Yōkai Academy is a school made BY monsters FOR monsters. It is meant to teach monsters how to co-exist with humans, thus the students are required to stay in their forms while on school ground. Unfortunately, Aono Tsuki's incompetent parents enrolled into the academy, and she became the ONLY human at the academy. And since humans are to be immediately executed if discovered, Tsuki has to spend every day of her school life keeping it a secret. WHEE!


"*SIGH* There's only ONE boy at this academy who knows my secret," thought Tsuki, "and it's only a matter of time before—"

"Oh, hi there, Tsuki."

Tsuki immediately turned around and came face-to-face with a teenage boy with pink hair. "Ah! Mako-san!"


So…I've actually been getting used to Yōkai Academy," Tsuki said to Mako sometime later. "And it's all thanks to you, Mako-san! You've been a real help despite knowing I was a human."

"Oh, it's nothin'," Mako said while scratching the back of his head. "And to be honest: whenever I'm with you, my heart starts to accelerate nonstop…" He slowly approached the human girl. "And I become very happy…because…BECAUSE I'M A VAMPIRE!"

*BITE*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Unbeknownst to them, somebody was standing around the corner. "…A vampire, eh?"


(Newspaper Club)

"DAMMIT, MAKO-KUN! You sucked her blood again, didn't you?" yelled Kumaru.

"M-Me? W-Why would you assume THAT?" asked Mako.

The incubus boy didn't answer, he just pointed to the withering husk of a black-haired teenage girl. "I thought I told you that she's MINE!"

"…What?! NO, I'm not!" Tsuki suddenly yelled. "And you can't really—"

"DON'T WORRY, TSUKI-CHAN!" He quickly interrupted her and embraced her and pushing his head in-between her cleavage. "I will never let him hurt as long as I live." He then began to grope her breasts, causing Tsuki to try and push her back by the chest—indirectly feeling his abs. "Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, t-t-that feel good…I—"

*BANG*

Yukinari suddenly swooped in and slammed a golden washtub onto her head. "What do you think you're doing, you bulky bimbo?! Tsuki-san is tired of constantly being molested by your rapey body~desu. "Tsuki-san should be with me~desu!"

"YOU?!" Kumaru furiously yanked the wizard pre-teen off of Tsuki and dropped his pants (Tsuki managed to cover her eyes just as Yukinari's tiny crotch was exposed). "YEAH RIGHT! You're not even big enough to satisfy Tsuki-chan! MY love gun can turn ANY girl on!"


Kōmura Nazo says:

HEY NOW! Let's not turn this into a porno! WHEE!


"Guys! Knock it off!" screamed Tsuki. "Look, it's natural for Mako-san to suck my blood and—"

*SLIDE*

"—and you willingly let him suck your blood?" asked a young woman outside the opened door. "That's pretty brave of a bitch like you…"

"And who the hell are YOU to call her a 'bitch'?" asked Kumaru furiously.

"Unfortunately, the vampires are very particular about following the laws: 1. 'Do not go rogue'; 2. 'Do not suck the blood of the dead'; and a THIRD law that must be followed when choosing a mate…thus, no matter how much you like Mako-san, you can NEVER be with him…"

Tsuki became extremely confused. "WHAT law?"

"Wait a second! Who ARE you?" asked Mako.

"'Who [am I]?' Oh, PLEASE forgive my rudeness. I am Inui Junko, a second year at Yōkai Academy. And just like you, Mako-san, I am…a vampire…"


Later, Mako and Junko were walking through the graveyard.

"I am terribly sorry for my impoliteness earlier today," said the female vampire. "By the way, I don't mean to be eavesdropping, but I kind of saw you sucking blood someone else's blood earlier this morning…and THAT is actually the reason I came looking for you. Also, I find it weird that you have a Rosario Cross around your neck; vampires are supposed to be afraid of them."

"Well…I-I-I really am a vampire. But other than my family, I haven't really met any other vampire before."

"Well, that's not uncommon. After all, vampires are great monsters known for their power. Throughout history, they've been either victimized or isolated. Amongst monsters, we're a minority facing extinction. That's why I've been alone my entire life…everyone feared me…hated me…didn't want anything to do with me…"

Mako looked extremely surprised.


Kōmura Nazo says:

(sympathetic)
Wow, this chick had it even worse than HE did. WHEE!


"Judging from your expression," Junko continued. "Your circumstances…are probably similar to mine. And that's why I'm very…delighted to meet you…"

"The ambience over there looks good…" whispered Kumaru from behind a gravestone. "If they carry on like this and actually become a couple…"

"No~desu!" whispered Yukinari. "As much as I want Tsuki-san all to myself, if she becomes heartbroken, so will I~desu!" He tearfully embraced Tsuki.

"You know what just hit me?" asked Tsuki. "That Junko girl mentioned something about vampire laws. What could they mean?"

""WHAT?! You don't know!" shouted the wizard boy (quietly so the two vampires couldn't overhear them).

"Wait! You mean you know about them?" gasped Tsuki.

"Huh? Me? Oh, no I don't know anything about them~desu! Scout's ho—"

*WHIP*

Kumaru suddenly tied him up onto a tree. "Might as well spit it out you wanna be free…"

"…A-Alright…" Yukinari relented. "Vampires…despised all other races. They're a very proud and powerful race…so powerful that they declare themselves the most powerful of monsterkind. They also have great pride and disapprove of dating other races—let alone marrying them—especially humans; vampires always looked on vampires with human blood, calling them 'Dhampirs'. Thus, is third and MOST important vampire law is…'Do not mate with another race.'"


Days later, Tsuki watched in despair from an upper floor within Yōkai Academy as Mako and Junko continued talking. "*SIGH* I mean, I'm glad Mako finally found himself a companion of the same species…"

"Man, I've never seen Tsuki-chan feeling so down before," whispered Kumaru from around a corner.

"Mako-san's been hanging out with that Inui chick so much these past few days…that he's missing out on our annual club meetings—not to mention avoiding Tsuki-san for some reason," whispered Yukinari. "Don't'cha find it strange? For what I've looked up, she seems to be some slutty playgirl…and for someone who keeps taking about laws, she doesn't seem to be following them. Why would Mako-san trust someone like her?"

"Why does it matter? She and Mako-kun are actual vampires…and that's a GOOD thing! I CAN FINALLY CLAIM TSUKI-CHAN ALL FOR MYSELF!"


Later that afternoon, Mako and Inui were still hanging out. Right now, they were at the graveyard and Mako was sitting down with a can of tomato juice in her hands.

"Why sit in a daze, Mako-san?" asked Inui all of a sudden.

"Huh?" Mako quickly snapped back to reality.

"You seem to always act that way whenever you don't pay attention."

"Oh, sorry about that." Mako quickly stood up. "It's just that—"

But as soon as he looked up, he discovered Inui very close to him. "WHOA! Hold up!" The pink-haired vampire desperately tried to push her back.

"'Hold up'? What for? We're both vampires." asked Inui seductively. "So, it's natural for us to love one another…or is it because you're in love with that Aono Tsuki bitch." She slowly began getting closer…and closer…

"W-W-What do you mean? I ain't-I ain't concerned about her at all! I mean, I haven't even been talking about Tsuki…let alone MEETING her. In fact, we-we're not even of the same race. And, uh, to tell you the truth: the, uh…the only reason I hang out her is because of—"

"—of my blood…!"

"YEAH! PRECISELY! Her blood is SO delicious that I only hooked up with—"

But just then, Mako stopped talking and widened his eyes as he instantly recognized the voice of the girl who said that…she looked back and saw Tsuki staring at her in shock and heartbreak.


Kōmura Nazo says:

Oops! Should've stopped talking when you had the chance. WHEE!


Tsuki could not believe what she just heard: they were the same words said by…him…


"I NEVER wanted to be your friend…I only did it for your blood."


She took a few steps back.

"Tsuki! Wait!" Mako violently pushed Inui away. "I can explain: I…I was trying to…"

But Tsuki didn't listen. "You know what? I proud for you…" she whispered as she just turned around and ran away.

"NO! WAIT!" Mako tried to run after her, but Inui grabbed him by the arm.

"Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm…my suspicions were correct," she whispered. "You're still thinking about that bitch. I don't think you seem to understand, Mako-san! Vampires are the most powerful race of all monsters. And do you know what will to vampires who break the laws of the vampires? Let alone…the THIRD one…?"


The heartbroken Tsuki continued running away from the graveyard. "I really am glad for you, Mako-san. You found another vampire you can fall in love with…unlike a lowlife human like me. For your sake, I'll let you—"

"Tsuki-chan!" Kumaru suddenly came out of nowhere and grabbed Tsuki by the arm.

"…Kumaru-kun! What are you—"

But the human girl was interrupted as the incubus boy moved his head closer to hers…and closer…and closer…and closer…until…


"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Mako screamed in horror as he stepped back in fear.

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah! You're pathetic! No wonder you have pink hair. And you're supposed to be a vampire?" laughed Inui evilly. "Are you truly that weak? Or…am I just too STRONG?"

The pink-haired vampire stared in horror as Inui transformed into her monster form: a vampire.


Bite-Size Monster Dictionary:

Vampire
Often mentioned in folklore of various cultures. A monster that sucks blood of humans and livestock. Possesses high battle capabilities and is not easy to kill. Its strength is the greatest amongst monsters. On the other hand, vampires have many weaknesses such as rosaries, water, etc. Also known as the Immortal One.


Kōmura Nazo says:

Better late than never. WHEE!


"No! This isn't right!" said Mako's Rosario Cross all of a sudden. "I've seen vampire. I've LIVED with vampires. Hell, our entire family is composed of vampires. That bitch ain't no vampire!"

But Mako was too terrified to even listen. "Wait! Didn't you hear what I said? I-I-I NEVER loved Tsuki! I only wanted her blood! I would NEVER break any vampire laws I-I-I love YOU!"

"Is that true?" Inui growled. "If it IS, then you'd be letting me KIL that little bitch of yours!" She struck her claw down at the pink-haired vampire boy.

*SLASH*

Fortunately, someone jumped in and saved his life…it was none other than…

"Tsuki!" the pink-haired vampire boy exclaimed. "W-What are you doing here?"


(Flashback)

The heartbroken Tsuki continued running away from the graveyard. "I really am glad for you, Mako-san. You found another vampire you can fall in love with…unlike a lowlife human like me. For your sake, I'll let you—"

"Tsuki-chan!" Kumaru suddenly came out of nowhere and grabbed Tsuki by the arm.

"…Kumaru-kun! What are you—"

But the human girl was interrupted as the incubus boy moved his head closer to hers…and closer…and closer…and closer…until…

*BOP*

…he headbutted her forehead. "ARGH! What the fuck am I doing? I can't take advantage of Mako-kun's plight!"

"OW! What was THAT for?" Tsuki yelled in pain.

"I'm gonna win ya fair and square, Tsuki-chan…no matter what!" Kumaru yelled.

(End of Flashback)


"Look, I know vampires cannot 'mate with another race' like the law states, but no matter what…my feelings for you will NEVER change, Mako-san!"

"Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! So, you know about the laws too?!" the evil vampire laughed. "Then I should tell you that there is a fourth and final vampire law that i forgot to mention: 'Those who break the vampire laws must DIE!'"

*SLASH*

Tsuki was violently knocked away by Inui's claw. She was then picked up by her shirt by the evil vampire.

"STOP! PLEASE!" Mako desperately ran to Inui. "Listen: you and I ARE exactly alike in many ways! Before I came to this school, I was alone all my life…but then, I met Tsuki! And Kumaru-kun! And Yukinari-san! And everyone else! We became friends! So…I don't give a shit if you ARE a vampire! If you hurt Tsuki, I'll never forgive you! NEVER!"

"Now I get it: Mako-san only hung out with her…to protect me!" Tsuki weakly thought.

"…Eh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh…ah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah…AH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH…"

*SLAM*

"You don't get it, DO you?" Inui laughed after slamming Tsuki to the ground. Then…

*STOMP*

She stomped on her chest. "Everything I told you…was a LIE…just so I could get you to sympathize with me! No matter what happens, YOU…WILL…BE…MINE!"

Horrified, Mako held her hands over her mouth as she looked at Tsuki's broken—

*CHING*

Suddenly, his Rosario Cross was yanked off his choker…by Tsuki.

"Eh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh…I KNOW you were lying about being a vampire from that hit you gave me!" Tsuki laughed as she got up. "Because you're not as powerful as the vampire I met. AND I know that vampire is a lot more elegant than you! And now that I've yanked off his Rosario Cross…I think it's time you met him: the REAL Mako-san…"

*FLASH**FLASH*

A bright pink light flashed from Mako's body as the screeching bats once again encircled Mako for a few seconds…before dispersing and revealing Mako true form.

"WHAT?! IMPOSSIBLE! His energy! His aura! His hair! His eyes!" Inui could not believe her eyes. "They've all changed in that bright flash! He…CANNOT be…he's a…a Shinso Vampire!"

"Eh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh! Well…what do we have here?" chuckled the Shinso Vampire. "I never thought I'd actually have to fight against an Onimodoki! They're just like a tiny bug that would imitate a wasp's markings to make themselves more threatening; Onimodoki masquerade as other monsters so they can boast about their superiority…when in reality, they're just weak, frail, low-level disgraces!"

"YOU BASTARD!" Infuriated, Inui struck his claw down on Mako. "I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S WEAK…AND FRAIL…AND LOW—"

*CLUTCH*

Mako easily caught the faux vampire's claw with his hand. "You don't get it, DO you? A vampire's strength doesn't come from the OUTside! It comes…from the INside! Let me demonstrate!" Without even a pause, Mako lifted Inui into the air by his hand.

"UWAH! HE LIFTED ME INTO THE AIR! WITH HIS OWN HAND!" Inui started to panic. "NO! STOP! PUT ME DOWN! PLEASE! MAKO-SAN"

"You don't have what it takes to call yourself a vampire! KNOW YOUR PLACE, BITCH!"

*BAM*

With a furious kick, Inui was sent flying into a tombstone. Afterwards, she painfully groaned, "…Yes, Mako-san!" in defeat.


Kōmura Nazo says:

This chapter's climactic battle took 238 words! WHEE!


*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*

"Bravo, Tsuki," Mako said while clapping his hands.

"'Bravo'? For WHAT?" Tsuki asked in confusion.

"You're only the SECOND person to find out that bitch was a fake," Mako continued as he turned around and twirled his hair strand. "You may not be too bad…for a human."

"What?! You knew all along?"

"Of course! I knew the moment she mentioned the third 'vampire law'—which, by the way, has only recently been abolished…by my mother…"

"Your mother…abolished that rule?" Tsuki widened his eyes a bit. "How could his mother have that kind of power…? Unless…NO WAY…!"


Kōmura Nazo says:

That's right! Akashiya Mako's no ordinary vampire, he's a vampire PRINCE! WHEE!


Just then, Tsuki realized something…

"Wait a second! If that rule's been abolished, then vampire can mate with whomever they want regardless of race, which means…MAKO-SAN!" Overjoyed, she ran over to Mako to—

"Hey! Don't get any wrong ideas!" Mako yelled—stopping Tsuki in her tracks. "I told you before: I'm NOT your pussy of a boyfriend; I only care about your blood!"


The next day, the entire academy was informed of Junko Inui's deception.

"So, that Inui bitch was never a vampire after all, huh?" asked Yukinari (who had just informed by Tsuki and Mako). "And he passed herself off as other monsters just to get in their pants~desu? She even WORSE than Gina-senpai~desu."

"TSUKI-CHAN!" Just then, Kumaru jumped up from Tsuki to embraced her and grope her breasts.

"AAAHHHHHH! KUMARU-KUN! STOP IT!" the human girl shrieked.

"What, didn't I tell you? I'm gonna defeat Mako-san and have Tsuki-chan all to my—"

*BANG*

A golden washtub suddenly fell onto Kumaru head, knocking him off his sexual assault victim. "You're gonna have to go through ME first, Kumaru-san!" Yukinari suddenly jumped onto Tsuki and began groping her well.

"HEY! GET OFF!" Mako suddenly leapt in and…

"NO! WAIT! PLEASE! DON'T! MAKO-SAN!" cried Tsuki futily.

*BITE*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

End of Season I


Finally! Season I is over!

Thank you so much for reading all the entire season! I can't believe how long it took: three whole years!

Anyways, I'm sadly putting this story on ice once to move on to OTHER projects (most notably: Part 2 of Freezing), but I WILL return for occasionall one-offs.

(And by the way, I'm sorry about how lame this chapter—let alone the season—ended, but I'm no Stephen King. Or Nicholas Sparks. I'm just a fanfic writer, so don't judge me.)

Anywho, until we meet again…

Later