Shameless Plugging/Disclaimer: Not only does Kaylee have no shame, but she does not own this story. Mostly. She wishes she owned Conor Oberst. Ahem. Anyways. Her pen name is Strangely Sirius. Check it out.


When Hannah reappeared, she discovered that much of the nonexistent plot she had been involved in was now more nonexistent than ever because Hannah does not know how to save things on her computer.

Nevertheless, she decided to continue on as if nothing had happened. Of course, she still apologized profusely to Kaylee because Kaylee had to try to remember what was in the second chapter because Hannah LOST IT. When Hannah was done kissing the ground that Kaylee walks on, she began to take in her surroundings.

Ok now her and Bryce are talking about how they hate beer.

Um... I thought he was drunk?

He is but not on beer evidently...

Ah

So continue on.

Where were we..?

Oh yes .

Back at the ranch...She began to take in her surroundings. It appeared that Hannah had landed in Omaha, Nebraska. She was not exactly sure how she knew this because she had never been to Omaha, Nebraska, at least not in this life. Though there was that one time when she had been a pot of petunias, but that's another story.

The point is she was in Omaha, Nebraska. She even put a comma between Omaha and Nebraska because Kaylee got killed by her English teacher for not doing that and Hannah thought it would make a nice memorial in her dead friend's honor. After Hannah was done putting commas in all the right places, she remembered how she knew she was in Omaha, Nebraska...

SHE HAD SEEN CONOR OBERST!

Hannah spontaneously died and joined Kaylee, but not in heaven because Kaylee isn't Baptist and therefore wouldn't be there. She just joined Kaylee and they fangirled at each other like their moms over Viggo. After that Hannah got offended by Kaylee's Baptist jokes and decided to reincarnate herself, assuming she could spell reincarnate correctly. coughspellcheckcough

So she saw Conor Oberst was just about to turn the street corner, and she sprinted after him so that she could get him to sign some wildly inappropriate part of her body. (Dane would be jealous.) Then Kaylee remembered that she had an epiphany and shut up before Hannah could finish her English teacher's bloody work.

Hannah mumbled, "That's right. You said it." under her breath but no one except Kaylee really understood what the hell she was going on about. Her dad really didn't understand and freaked out at Hannah. Hannah remained grounded because she is too stupid to manage to get ungrounded. ANYWAYS.

She chased Conor Oberst around the corner but was distracted by some guy screaming something about some Teenage Guide to Popularity.

All of a sudden some random girl with bright red hair walked up to Hannah. She looked at her for a few moments. Hannah looked back. then she started to get weirded out and backed away. suddenly the girl opened her mouth.

"Wouldn't it be ironic," she said, "if all of a sudden that time turner that you are displaying very obviously around your neck suddenly exploded and sent everyone on this street to the Philosophy Club?"

Hannah noted three things simultaneously: One was that she had never read Wicked and that therefore this joke went right over her head, the second was that that line seemed to be unceremoniously ripped off from another fanfic she had read, and the third was that she wasn't sure about the whole street but if it was just her and Conor Oberst she would be good. She would be very good. Especially because then she might finally be able to get some wildly inappropriate part of her body signed by him, ESPECIALLY because it was the Philosophy Club and wildly inappropriate is pretty much synonymous with that place.

Once again Kaylee's joke whooshed over Hannah's head. All of a sudden Hannah's time turner exploded and everyone on the street got sent to the Philosophy Club, except, strangely enough, Conor Oberst. Hannah thought this really really really sucked. It sucked even worse than moongoddess's grammar. And in addition to that it was even more wildly inappropriate than moongoddess's avvie.

The time turner around Hannah's neck randomly exploded again because staying in the Philosophy Club too long would garner and M rating for this fic. To cover up the fact that it had already exploded, Kaylee decided that Hannah secretly had TWO time turners. Yes. Two. That's right. I said it. Hannah and the dead Kaylee cackled madly while everyone else was severely confused and Hannah said twould .

To be continued...