A/N: This is The Worst Chapter Ever. (Don't) enjoy.
Everyone is in awe. Hannah is not in awe she is in pain because her time turner exploded which is generally a painful sort of thing ('Tis)
Hannah laid on the ground in a haze of pain and for the first time ever Katie walked into the story. "Ouch," Hannah said. Katie ignored her because she was reading and her friend's imminent death does not matter as compared to whatever she was reading
--time freezes--
Hmm, I've got another very off-subject question: Wednesdays after school I usually go up with some people to my church for a little while and just kind hang out -- listen to music, play air hockey, watch movies -- and I was wondering if you might want to come.
Come on, I thought we had gotten past this.
--time unfreezes--
Suddenly Hannah is in emotional pain, not because she was actually hurt but because Boy is inanely stupid and does not know HOW TO TAKE A FREAKING HINT! Because there were signs aplenty and more than whispers or whatever.
Kayleetries to remember what Ralph Fiennes said.
Hannah tries to figure out how to get it through Boy's thick skull that she doesn't like him, doesn't want to be around him, doesn't want to go to his house or his church or his anything, and how to get him to unblock her good friends Katie and Kaylee so they could have their fun.
Kaylee tries to figure out how to pronounce Fiennes. Katie looks up from her reading to point out whatever Kaylee comes up with will be wrong.
--time freezes--
So what did you say?
I said um so far and asked Ari what I should say because he is kind of unbiased.
--time unfreezes--
Kaylee says, "You know what else is wrong? Trism and Liir. So weird. Liir is like… bisexual like Conor Oberst…" Kaylee decides she has always like Liir.
Hannah does nothing. Kaylee decides that this story is supposed to be about Hannah and her adventures, but Hannah can't have any adventures if she doesn't pay attention. Kind of like everyone at Toast and Kevin's Concert.
--time freezes--
Ari says: would you do him?
Hannah says: no
Ari says: well then there is your answer
Ari says: no
Hannah says: well i don't want to just say no flat out
Ari says: yes you do its easier in the long run
--time unfreezes--
Hannah randomly says, "Would you do him?"
Liir flies into the room and appraises her
"Depends whether he tries to kill me or not."
Then Hannah jumped on Liir's broom and flew away with him.
to be continued...
