"Welcome, Total Drama fans! Chris Greeted. Put on some clean undies, cuz, things are about to get wild!" [Laughs] 19 spanking fresh contestants and a totally brand new location; [Pans out to reveal the new Island] "A Cree island located in western Canada." [Cuts to the scene where Camp Wawanakwa sank in the All-Stars finale]

"As you might recall, during our heroes vs. villains finale, someone, and I prefer to remain nameless, accidentally destroyed our old island." [Cuts back to the new island]

"So this is where we landed! No shacks, no showers, no hotels, no hot tubs. The only things we managed to save were the outhouse confessional and all the horrible butt smells that live in it." [An intern comes out gasping for breath and faints]

"It'll be the roughest roughing it, that's ever been roughed on Total Drama. So, buckle up! This is Total Drama Pahkitew Island!"

A zeppelin flying across the sky is carrying the 14 new final contestants. Inside the zeppelin, Ella is humming to herself while Sky takes out a piece of gum before turning to Max.

"Want some gum?" Sky offered to Max. "Your offer of simple Confectionery Will not save you From the pure evil of me! But yes, thank you." Max chews the gum but then quickly coughed it up. "Cinnamon! There is no need for you to be that, Spicy!" Max Barked.

Over on the other side of the cabin sat an Indian boy who chuckled at Max's antics. He was dressed in a pale yellow shirt, a teal vest, black pants, and sneakers. This was Dave.

"That guy's a little weird…" Dave trailed off, for an equally bizarre boy had just appeared right next to him. He was black, tall, wore a green robe, a fake gray beard, and was brandishing a wand. This was Leonard.

"Expelliarmus!" Leonard cried in a high nasally voice. Dave cast him a puzzled, uncomfortable glance. "I know many spells to ward off evil!" the wizard clarified.

"Um, good?" said Dave, smiling weakly. Ella sensed Dave's discomfort and skipped over to him.

"And there's nothing that can't be made sweeter with a song" Ella said. Ella skips away while humming happily. Beardo notices this and beatboxes to the tune Ella is humming. "Song" Beardo said.

A black person with a Brown cowboy hat sitting upon the back of his neck, with black button shirt and khaki jeans leaned against the wall with one foot on the wall of the zeppelin. A British Boy with Blonde Hair, A White Button shirt and Green Overalls and a British Hat sits next to him.

"Ah. That Girl in the Pink Dress sure has great vocals doesn't she?"The British boy said to the Cowboy. "I say that the big fella with the Afro might have good music skill. Name's Johnny, You are?" Johnny asked. "I'm Elliot! An Athlete with tons of experience, At your service, Love!" Elliot greeted back. "Ugh!" cried Amy. "Switch seats with me! Now!" Sammy sighed sadly and obeyed her. Unfortunately for Amy, she found that this spot was no better, as it placed her next to the scariest contestant on the plane. She was seven and a half feet tall, black, and dressed in tan wilderness survival garb. This was Jasmine.

"Giant!" Amy gasped. "Are you and I gonna have a problem?" Jasmine asked, slightly offended. "Switch back! Now!" Amy demanded of her sister. Meanwhile, a handsome boy with bronze hair was running around the cabin. His shirt and pants were the same colors as Chris McLean's typical outfit. This was Topher.

"Chris! Yo! Chris?" he called out. He ran over to the other end of the cabin, where an obese girl with curly blonde hair stood, filing her nails. She wore a pink top and blue was Sugar. "Chris has gotta be around here somewhere! Anyone seen Chris?" Topher cried desperately. He turned to Sugar. "You seen Chris?" Sugar, annoyed with him, seized Topher by the throat and pinned him against the wall.

"Stop yer fidgetin'!" she snapped. "You scuff mah pageant shoes and I'll toss ya out the windah! You'll be squashed flat in two minutes!" Right next to them was a nerdy girl reading from a book. She had red hair, tied up in a bun, and bright green eyes. She wore glasses, a yellow sweater, a teal skirt, knee-high stockings, and black Mary-janes. This was Scarlett. "Actually, in the first fourteen seconds he would fall eighteen-hundred feet, but then he would reach terminal velocity and drop a hundred-seventy-six feet per second. So if we're flying at the recommended thirty-two-thousand feet, he would hit the ground in three minutes and six seconds."

Over in the corner sat the last two contestants. One was a large boy with orange hair and beady eyes. He wore a white shirt and blue overalls. He listened to Scarlett with great intrigue. This was Rodney. To his right sat a boy with shaggy, dirty blonde hair, unshaven stubble, and a skinny frame. He wore a white sweatshirt, an orange vest, and a toque. He was currently asleep. This was Shawn. "Wow! That girl has some real brains on her, huh?" Rodney told Shawn, unaware that he was asleep.

"Brains?!" cried Shawn, startled awake. "Whose brains?! Nobody's getting my brain!" Shawn curled into a ball, his arms over his scalp protectively. He fidgeted violently. A boy with a Dark Green, Sweater Jacket with a Blue Button shirt underneath, Black Jeans with a Gold Buckle and Grey Sneakers comes up to him. "Zombies? You should worry about ALIENS! They're just like Zombies BUT IN SPACE!"

Another boy who like him wore similar clothes except wearing a Black Button shirt with a Purple T-Shirt underneath and Grey Sweatpants with Black Tennis Shoes was reading a Book. He sighed as he looked at his Twin Brother. "Tom. Stop bothering the Paranoid Freakshow. You don't know where its been..." He said to Thomas, Sarcastically before going back to reading. "Don't worry, Tim! He'll come to his senses, soon!" Thomas replied.

Suddenly, the weather outside took a turn for the worse. Thunder sounded and lightning flashed. An alarm started blaring and the aircraft started vibrating uncomfortably. "Hang on!" cried Chef Hatchet over the intercom. "This might get hairy!" And it did. The aircraft was now shaking and the cabin seemed to be falling apart. Nearly everyone backed up against the wall or clung to their seats. Shawn was still protecting his scalp and fell off his seat. Sugar let out a shriek of terror. Ella crawled around the cabin letting out a bizarre noise that sounded as though she were singing and screaming at the same time.

There was a flash of lightning. The contestants were all blinded for a split-second. Chris McLean was standing in the middle of the cabin, seemingly having appeared out of thin air. "Hello, newbies!" he greeted condescendingly. "Ready for some fun?"

"Yes!" cried Ella and Topher excitedly, running up to Chris. The host was evidently not expecting this kind of enthusiasm. "Hmm, A couple of keeners. I'm glad to hear your enthusiasm! It probably will go away soon enough!" Chris spoke.

"Let's get started." said Chris walking, to the center of the craft. "This aircraft sucks! And is equipped with two emergency exits: here and at the end of the cabin! At said exits, you will find parachute packs to use in case of an emergency. But choose wisely! Only half of them contain actual parachutes. The others contain surprises that will be utterly useless while falling from the sky!"

"Um, why are you telling us this right now?" Dave asked. "Because you all need to be prepared in case of an emergency. Like this!" Chris pulled out a remote control and hit a red button. The zeppelin's engines exploded. The contestants onboard screamed and scrambled to the nearest exit. They all frantically grabbed their luggage and a parachute pack. There was no time to check if it was good or not. They all hopped out of the falling aircraft, with Topher being the last.

"This is great!" He complimented a surprisingly calm and happy Chris. "You've outdone yourself, Chris! Parachute?" Topher offered to Chris. "Oh, no thanks!" said Chris. "I'm not actually here. This is just a hologram!"

"What?!" cried Chef. "Why ain't I a hologram?!" he stuck his finger through Chris's head. Sure enough, it shimmered and phased. "ABANDON SHIP!" Chef grabbed the pack Topher had offered to Chris and the two finally jumped out. Everyone screamed and free-fell for a moment before finally regaining enough of their senses to activate their packs.

"The koala goes cluck to the platypus for luck!" Jasmine cried. She pulled the cord on her pack, to her luck, A Parachute had came out. Amy pulls her rip cord and releases her parachute. She then notices Sammy holding on to her leg. "Oh I'm sorry that you won't live to see me land safely. She kicks her. "See ya never!" Pulls her rip cord and she too has a parachute. "Yes!" Sammy had cheered, much to Amy's Dismay. "Ugh, fine you can live." Amy Said.

Thomas pulls his cord as he got a Parachute "Oh boy! I win!" Thomas had then saw that he also got a Parachute as He had cheered for his brother's luck.

Sky and Dave pulled their cords as Sky's had a Cat come out and Dave's had Chicken Feathers. Topher pulls his rip cord and releases his parachute. Elliot pulls his; tambourines fly out.

"I'm more of a Violin person. And I don't even play that either" Elliot sees Ella pull her rip cord; teddy bear has its own parachute "Oh I'm glad you're safe little bear. She then catches a tambourine from Elliot's parachute pack. A bird flies towards her. "Hello little bird, do you want to hear a song?"

"I'm falling on a sunny, sunny day. Hit the ground, I just may!"

Scarlett pack contains a parachute and watches as her crate falls into the water below. Shawn's contains hot dogs. "Normally, I like hot dogs. Right now, not so much." Jasmine catches both Shawn and Elliot "Wow, thanks!" Shawn thanked her. "Me and all of Great Britain thank you, Madam!" Elliot added

Chris looks through his binoculars as he sees the Contestants falling from the Sky and soon about to come towards the Island. Hunter, Dave, and Chef fall into the water. Jasmine lands safely on the beach with Shawn in her right hand and Leonard in her left. Sammy also lands safely. "Yes, I'm safe." Amy had shortly came afterward as she was coming on top of Sammy. "Break my Fall!" She crash lands on her. "Oh great it's you."

Thomas landed on the ground with Timothy "Yay! We landed, safely!" Sky slides off of a tree branch with her feet and does a front flip before diving into the water. Her head pops out just as Topher, Scarlett, and Johnny land on the beach. Ella continues to sing until she lands; Chris is stunned of her singing as the bird flies around his head.

"You could have given me an actual parachute." Chef said to Chris, A bit torn and Annoyed. "Woulda, shoulda, coulda, did not. Laughs as Chef looks angrily at him; Chris checks his attendants list. "Huh, only one missing; Where's Max?"

Max got stuck in a Tree as he tried to get free. "Release me tree or I will burn you to the..." The branch begins to break. "Ground?" The branch breaks. He falls and screams.

"Welcome to Pahkitew Island! On my left, those that had actual parachutes; Scarlett, Topher, Jasmine, Max, Thomas, Timothy, Rodney, Johnny, Amy, and Samey." Chris said before Sammy spoke up. "Um, it's Sammy." Sammy corrected Chris. "Amy says that everyone calls you Samey." Chris repiled. "Well yeah but that…"

"Because you're the second twin, the lesser Amy. If you will." Chris continued. "But my real name is Sammy..." Sammy had said, slightly annoyed.

"Oh. Okay, Sammy it is then." Chris Shrugged.


Confessional: Sammy

"This is unfair. I auditioned for Total Drama to get away from Amy."

End Confessional


"Your team is called "Pimapotew Kinosewak; Which is the Cree meaning for the "Soaring Eagles." Chris said as an Icon of an Eagle had appeared before Sky corrected him. "No sorry, wrong, it means the "Floating Salmon."

"Oh, then I guess you're the floating salmon. An icon of a floating salmon falls and knocks away the soaring eagle icon. "Those without shoots; Shawn, Ella, Dave, Elliot, Sky, Hunter, Beardo, Leonard, Sugar, and Gerald. Your team is called "Waneyihtam Maskwak"; which in Cree means "Ferocious Tigers." Sky interrupted again. "The Confused Bears?" An icon of a bear with a question mark appears. Chris became annoyed as he rips the note and looks to Chef. "That's what you get for using a free online translator."

"Any who, since there is no place for all to sleep tonight, we figure your first challenge will be to build your own shelters." Chris Explained. "Uh, I heard you mention the Name's Hunter and Gerald and I don't think any of these people are named either. Where's the other two Contestants?" Timothy questioned.

"Oh yeah! That reminds me! The last two contestants are arriving a little bit late. One of them seems to be on their way, Right now!" Chris said as a Band of Police Helicopters had came towards the Island as they were carrying a Metal Crate that seems to be carrying something within Inside. The team of Police Officers came off the Helicopter and they open the Crate that holds a Prisoner with Orange Hair and an Eye Patch, wearing the causal Orange prisoner uniform and was within a StraightJacket as they take him out of his restraints and He smiled

"Everyone, This will be your new playmate, Gerald!" Chris Introduced. "Nobody said that I'd be joining teams. Not one for surprise, Chris." Gerald said. "Yeah, You're Warden warned me about that. Told me that I can have you sent straight to the Big House if you get too far out of line." Chris has smiled and warned. "Alright. I'll be on my best behavior...for now." Gerald chuckled before he joined with the other members of Team Maskwak.

"So, Is there any particular reason that you should explain why we have a literal criminal joining us?" Timothy questions with a Concerned Expression. "The network decided that it would make rates go even higher than before if we were to bring a Convict to the Season. We have him on full surveillance and promised that if He wins, He'll be given his full release and Freedom. If he's eliminated, It's the stoney lonesome for him." Chris explains.

Dave and Timothy looked at each other with Fear and Worry. "We're dead. Indefinitely." They said simultaneously. "Anyway, Each team must take supplies from the common area before they began to build it. But these supplies are guarded by Chef! Armed with a powerful tennis ball blaster. Chris jumps to the ground. A glancing glow can sting."

"Ah, poopy pants! I'm too tired for that!" Sugar whined. She sat down on a rock. A loud fart noise came from Sugar's direction. Sugar shot up in embarrassment. Her team shot her looks of disgust, save for Beardo, who looked amused.

"That was not me!" Sugar said defensively. "A pageant queen never farts unless it is her talent! But there be more to it. Maybe she'd play a flute or-"

"Could we not discuss any further about the Skunk Festival and go to the Air Freshener Convention?" Timothy sarcastically asked.

Chris led the campers on a ten-minute walk to a junkyard. Chris hopped to the top of the nearest pile. "Each team may take supplies from the common area before they begin to build! But! These supplies are guarded by Chef Hatchet, armed with a powerful tennis ball blaster!" Over on a large stone stood Chef wielding what looked like a minigun with a case of tennis balls on top.

"A glancing blow will sting!" said Chris informatively. Chef fired off a shot that struck Dave's cheek. "OW!" he cried. Sky gasped. "I'm okay!"

"And a direct hit can take you right to the ground!" Max was hit in the stomach. He let out a yell of pain and collapsed. "Can someone please help that little boy to his feet?" Chris requested. Rodney picked Max up, but the supervillain just fell to the ground again. "Good enough. On with the challenge! Team Maskwak will build their shelter further inland. Team Kinosewak, towards the beach! Your luggage had already been taken there. Best shelter, according to me, wins the challenge! Begin!"

Chris blared an air horn and Chef started bombarding the campers with tennis balls. The campers all screamed. "Bears, follow me!" Cried Sky. The rest of her team obeyed her. "Move, Eagles, move!" Jasmine cried. Rodney picked up Max and followed the rest of the Soaring Eagles to a hiding spot at the edge of the woods.

"Here's the plan!" said Jasmine. "Listen up! We-" Rodney also said. "I've got an Idea!" Johnny said as the three of them spoke at the same time. They then looked at each other.

"Three of us should-"

"We should grab-"

"The biggest ones should-"

"Can you just listen for a second?-"

"What are you doing?"

"Could you please let me speak?-"


Confessional: Rodney

"On the Farm, Its just me, My dad, and My Five little brothers. [Smiles] I'm kinda used to being in charge."

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Confessional: Jasmine

"It's always the big guys who are intimidated by me...small guys, too. [chuckles] and My skills! [Sadly Sighs] I intimidate people..."

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Confessional: Johnny

"I grew up living on a Farm. I was the first born and My Dad has a thing for making the Oldest to be put in charge. It's a little weird but I grew used to it after a while. Guess it's just a force of habit."

End Confessional


"Just listen to the plan. We need to decide what Items are important And make sure we get 'em. Got it?" Jamsine said to Rodney and Johnny.


Confessional: Rodney

"We'll do it her way! It's never wrong to let Love be your guide!"

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Confessional: Johnny

"At the same time, I'm not one to argue. So, We'll just do it her way. After all it's like My dad always says, It's never wrong to let the lady be your guide...or is it a dog?"

End Confessional


"And that's how we'll win, Cool?" Jasmine finished. "If you're confident enough, it'll work, I'll follow with whatever you think of." Johnny had came to an agreement. "With a plan that flowers and you, you and sunsets are not true." Rodney said before puckering his lips.

Team Maskwak meanwhile was still trying to figure out a plan to try and gather the Materials that they needed. "One pass each, Grab something good And make your way to-" Sky was then interrupted by Dave. "Yeah! She's totally right! Good call! I have some dirt on My hands but no big deal! Let's do what she says!" Dave had agreed. "Riiiiight..."

Returning back to Team Kinosewak as they were still waiting for the Opportunity to get what they were going for "The wood is the most important Thing out there so- [Scarlett raises her hand] If you have something To say scarlett, Just bark it out." Jasmine said to Scarlett.

"Um, no. But the wheelbarrow Is more important than wood Because it's a class Two lever And with the wheel acting As a fulcrum you can-"

"We can carry…" Sammy began before Amy interrupted "Carry stuff in it, my idea mine."

"Nice, amy. You and samey help Johnny and Rodney load the wood Into the wheelbarrow and go." Jasmine tells them as Johnny nods in agreement. Good idea Amy! You and Samey can go and get the wood, Rodney can get the wheel barrel. "Heavy is my heart, carrying is..." Rodney tried to say something until Amy gripped Rodney by his ear. "Move it, Mumbles!" Amy said to him as Rodney yelped in pain and Johnny follows from behind.

Meanwhile, Shawn had jumped into the fray. Chef fired upon him, but he was impressively swift and agile. He jumped, ducked, darted, and dodged out of the way. He was on his toes, but he managed to evade every single shot. He grabbed the first item he could and backflipped back his team's hiding spot. His teammates were all impressed. "How did you do that?" Dave asked.


Confessional: Shawn

"In my mind, I'm always running from zombies! And if you're not, you're crazy! Anyway, I got a can of soup! [Shawn held up his prize for all to see. And then he frowned in disappointment.] Cream of Broccoli? Awwwww!

End Confessional


"Soup? You grabbed soup?! We can't build a house out of soup!" Dave Protested. "Sure we can!" said Leonard. "I once built a castle using nothing but a sunflower and the eyelash of a dragon!" Sugar, Ella, and Beardo were in awe. "There's no way we can lose!" Sugar proclaimed. "We have a wizard on our team!"

"Alright! Who's next?" Sky asked. "Oh, me! Me!" Ella cried excitedly. Meanwhile, Amy was using Sammy as a human shield rather than gathering lumber, as Jasmine had instructed.

"Oop! Ow! Ow! Ooo hghhng oo owow! Oo ow hghg oo!" Sammy cried as Chef pelted her. "Okay, stop that yelping!" Amy demanded. "You're making yourself look weak!" Johnny came in front of them as he held a Large flat piece of Metal and used it to Shield the Twins. "Hey, Big Guy! Hurry and Grab the stuff and let's go!" Johnny called out to Rodney. Rodney deposited an armful of 2x4 boards into the wheelbarrow, scooped up the twins, and ran back to the Floating Salmons' hiding spot.

"I'm going for the rope!" Jasmine declared. "Everyone else, bring something good! Hi-yaaaaaaaaaaa!" She leapt gracefully into it the fray.


Confessional: Topher

"I'll bring my face!"

End Confessional


Scarlett and Max followed Jasmine out, while Topher went up behind the ledge from which Chef was shooting and Chris was standing. "Hey, Chris!" He greeted, climbing up. "You're going to throw to a commercial soon, right?"

"Um, why do you ask, Topher?" Chris asked. "Well, it's always been a little dream of mine to watch you work! Live!" Topher explained excitedly. Chris smiled, flattered. Chef rolled his eyes. "Well, who am I to deny the dreams of such an intelligent young man?" said Chris. "Pardon me a moment." Chris turned to the camera.

"Building supplies are being collected! Team Kinosewak is doing a very wood job! While Team Maskwak is looking soupid! You don't wanna miss any of this here! On Total… Drama… Pahkitew Island!"

"Bravo! Encore! Brilliant!" Topher gushed.

"I like this kid!"

After the commercial break…

"We're back!" Chris announced. "The players are moving, the Chef is shooting, pick your favorite team, and start rooting!" Topher gave an exaggerated laugh. "So funny! Love it!"

"Thank you!" said Chris. "But now, it's time to get you back into the action!"

"Okay, I WAAAAAAUGH!" Chef grabbed Topher and held him above his head. He then threw the boy fifty feet back into the junkyard. He landed painfully at Jasmine's feet. The tall girl ignored him and ran back to her hiding spot. Ella was singing and dancing as she looked for supplies. A trio of birds followed her. "Well, a house is a home and a home is a house!" she sang. The birds twittered. "This is not a dress! It's a skirt and a blouse!"

"Is she singing?" Chris asked, puzzled.


Confessional: Ella (Surrounded by birds, squirrels, a rabbit, a raccoon, and a fawn)

"I've been watching Total Drama since the beginning, but I was a huge fan of Total Drama World Tour! I have all the songs memorized! And just because we don't have to sing anymore, doesn't mean we can't sing!"

End Confessional


Chef fired at Ella, but she daintily danced out of the way. Chef managed to hit the birds that were following her, though. Eventually, she came across two great finds. She gasped happily. "Good news!" she cried. "I found a bucket of glitter!"

"Marvelous!" Leonard cried. "No! Not marvelous!" Dave rebutted. "Glitter? Is she out of her mind?"

"She must be!" said Sugar. "'Cause it's obvious that glitter should be mine!"

"What?!" Dave cried. "I also found cement!" cried Ella. "We can use that, right?"

"Finally!" Dave exclaimed, exasperated. "Bring it!" Sky cried. Ella attempted to pick up the bag of cement, but it was impossibly heavy, as it was the same size as her. "It's no use! It's too heavy!" she cried. "Oh, you gotta be kidding!" Dave groaned.

"Not to worry, I'll go and get it! Beardo, I'll probably need you to help carry some more stuff, Just in case!" Elliot said to Beardo who makes a Ding sound in agreement. "Alright! Let's do this!" Elliot sprints out as he does summersaults to avoid getting hit by the incoming Tennis balls, much to the others' shock. With a surprising burst of speed, Beardo shot out onto the field, imitating the sound of a steam locomotive.

"CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-WOO-WOO!" Beardo made the sound of a train whistle once he reached Ella. He grabbed the bag of cement in his right arm, while Elliot carried Ella, Bridal Style and They charged back to the hiding place. "CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA!"

As the human soundboard passed the germaphobe, he scooped Dave under his left arm. "CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-WOO-WOO!" Beardo flung his prizes and teammates at the rest of the team, who cheered. "Way to go, Beardo!" Sky cheered. "Yeah, you da man!" Shawn cheered.

"My turn!" Sugar cried. She ran out and began rummaging through the junk pile, passing up many great finds in an effort to find another bucket of glitter. "Come on!" she whined, holding up an old television over her head. "Ain't there another bucket of glitter somewhere in this mess?!"

Sugar was nailed in the face by a tennis ball. This caused her to drop the TV onto her head. This caused her to tumble down the mountain of junk. This caused Chris and Chef to laugh hysterically and high-five. Scarlett was pulling a wagon full of lumber and Max.

"Move faster, minion!" Max demanded, from the back of the wagon. "Hay!" said Sugar, returning to her team with a bale of straw and a cluster of bruises on her cheek and arms. "It's my turn!" said Leonard. "Go get 'em, Mister Wizard!" Sugar cried with admiration in her eyes.

Leonard ran out and grabbed a pipe. He brandished it threateningly at Chef. "Go back to the shadows of Wawanakwa!" he bellowed dramatically. "YOU SHALL NOT PASS- ARGH!" Chef turned his gun on Leonard and annihilated him. Within ten seconds, Leonard had been struck by fifty tennis balls and fallen to the ground looking more broken than Max.

His team just stared at him in disappointment. "Well, that was sad." said Dave. "Oh, and you can do better?" Sugar challenged. "Yes, I can! Sky! Come with me! I have an idea! You and I can…"

But Sky had already gone ahead. She weaved in and out of Chef's fire, grabbed a board, and swung it like a baseball bat. She hit one of the tennis balls, sending it careening into Chef's face. Chef was struck in his right eye and was sent to the ground. "Wowzers!" Chris commented. "That girl's got some skills, huh?"

"Come on, guys!" Sky called. "The coast is clear!" The rest of the Confused Bears ambled onto the field and began to search for supplies at their leisure. Meanwhile, Scarlett had just noticed that the tennis balls had stopped flying. "Max, look!" she cried. "Chef's gun is unattended!"

"Yeah? So what?" Max spat. "You can seize it and use it against the other team! Wouldn't that be evil?"

"What a great idea! I'm glad I thought of it!" said Max running to the ledge. Max climbed to the top of the rock and took hold of the gun. "Mwa-ha-ha!" Max bellowed. "Cower before me, fools! As I rain doom upon you! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!" Max shot at the Bears, forcing them to duck for cover. His aim was terrible, but he did manage to hit Beardo once.

"Oh-ho-ho!" he cried out in pain, falling to the ground and covering his crotch. "Six O'Clock!" Chris mocked. "Yes! Suffer, fools, suffer!" Max cried, before he felt someone tapping his shoulder. He turned his head only to see Chef angrily seize him by the throat and toss him back into the fray. He landed at the feet of the Confused Bears, most of whom glared angrily at him, especially Beardo. He smiled sheepishly.

"IT'S BUILDING TIME!" Chris announced, after blaring the air horn. "Please leave the area and go to your designated building sites! You have four hours to complete your shelter!" The teams grabbed their supplies and headed off. "Phew!" Max breathed, relieved. "Saved by the bell. Let's see… an evil genius needs an evil lair to do his bidding…"

Max walked around the island for a while before he spotted a cave in the side of a mountain. "This cave will be perfect!" he proclaimed, letting out an evil laugh. "To my lair!" Max ran into the cave, only to run out seconds later screaming in fright. A colony of bats followed.


Confessional: Max

"It was really dark in there! I prefer something less spooky! No matter! Plenty of time to evil!"

End Confessional


Meanwhile, the rest of the Floating Salmons were putting together a treehouse. "Amy, Samey, unload the wood" Jasmine ordered. "Topher, Scarlett, glue the boards. Rodney and Johnny, help me with the support beams. And where is Max?"The team shrugged and looked at Scarlett.

"Don't look at me!" she said defensively. "You were the last one to talk to him." Topher said. "Whatever! We don't need him!" said Amy. "And if we lose, we know who to vote off." Suddenly, the air was pierced by the sound of heavy construction noises. The whirring of a power drill, the pounding of a jackhammer, the roar of a chainsaw, and many more came from the Bears' building site.

"What are they building?" Sammy asked. "Sounds pretty serious!" Rodney commented. "All the more reasons to work harder." Jasmine stated.

The Confused Bears were not actually building anything at the moment. All the noises were coming from Beardo. "Can you stop making sound effects, Beardo?" Dave asked. "It's starting to get annoying!" Beardo made a record-scratching noise and then shut up. "Okay, now that that's over with, what are we going to build?" Shawn asked.

"Well, we have rope, straw, cement, a hammer," said Sky, going over the team's inventory. "Some very pretty glitter!" Ella added. "And some soup! Huh? Huh?" Shawn finished. "We shall build a Wizard's Tower!" Leonard proclaimed.

"Oh! Yes! I second that!" Ella exclaimed, raising her hand in support.

"Wizard says, Sugar does!" Sugar exclaimed, also raising her hand. "Who's with us?"

Beardo let out a slide whistle followed by a bell ringing, and raised his hand, forming a majority vote. "Four votes for a wizard tower!" Sugar proclaimed victoriously. Dave, Sky, Hunter, Elliot and Shawn seemed unsure about the proposition. "But... Nooo. Nooo! We're not-" Dave was about to Protest before Sky stopped him. "Dave! The team voted. Building something is better Than building nothing. We gotta hurry! What do we do first, Leonard?"

"First, we link arms and chant!" Leonard instructed. The team cheered, except for Dave and Gerald. "Really?!" Dave grumped. "Utterly stupid is more like it..." Gerald muttered.

Back with team Kinosewak Jasmine has finished putting the finishing touches on her teams tree house. "And we're done" Jasmine announced. Chris flies above them, wearing a Jetpack. "Where did you get those?" Sammy asked. "Long story" Chris said. "Anyway, we're just here to congratulate you finishing your shelter"

"Smart move building it above ground level" Chris said. The camera pans to Max who is still on the ground. "Oh yeah? Why's that?" Max asked. The ground starts shaking. "Well your answer is about to meet you" Chris said. A stampede of moose tramples Max. "This island is a touch wilder than our last one" Chris said. "Good to know..." Max said weakly.

Back with Team Maskwak Leonard has finished his wizard tower. "Well this is useless" Dave said. "Ya think?" Gerald added on. "But it's not done" Leonard said. "I still need to add the glitter" Ella said, holding up the glitter bucket. Sugar takes the bucket from her. "Leave this to the professionals" Sugar said. Sugar covers the tower in glitter.

"We're doomed" Hunter said. "Hey, has anybody seen Shawn?" Dave asked.


Confessional: Shawn

"I am not spending the night with a bunch of strangers that could turn into zombies" Shawn said.

End Confessional


Chris and Blaineley fly over to Team Maskwak on their jet packs. "So you built a wizards tower huh?" Chris said. "Sadly yes" Hunter said. "But is it moose proof?" Chris asked.

"Is is what now?" Sky asked. The ground starts to tremble and the moose charge at them. "Run!" Dave exclaimed. Team Maskwak runs for cover. Leonard curls up on to the ground in fear. The moose pass the tower and it doesn't fall. Leonard gets up from the ground to celebrate.

"Huzzah!" Leonard exclaimed. "The beasts of Pahkitew Island are no match for my wizardry" Leonard leans on the tower and it starts to shake. The tower starts to fall towards Leonard.

"Force field!" Leonard chanted. The wizards tower falls but misses Leonard. "It worked!" Leonard said. Cut to later where the teams have gathered in a clearing.

"We'd like to say that it was close today... But I prefer being truthful. Team Kinosewak is the winner of the challenge" Chris announced. "Yes!" Jasmine cheered.

Sammy looked over at Thomas who was cleaning the Saw dust out from his Yamaka. "Uhh, Thomas? I think you've got a Dead Bee in your nose" Sammy told him before he blows through his nose to get it out as it was still moving. "Well, Its not dead."

"The winners of each challenge this season get a meal from one of our sponsors," Chris said. "This week's sponsor is the Petting Zoo Barbecue. We can guarantee that someone else touched your food"

"As for team Maskwak," Chris began. "You'd better start voting. One member of your team will be going home today"

Cut to later where Team Maskwak has gathered around a campfire.

"Welcome to the Pahkitew Island elimination area," Chris said. "This is where we get to decide who gets to stay another day and who gets a one-way ticket home"


Confessional: Dave

"Can I vote for four people?"

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Confessional: Leonard

"How could a wizards tower not win?" Leonard said in disbelief.

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Confessional: Beardo

Beardo mimes driving a car and then makes a crashing sound effect.

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Confessional: Gerald

"Leonard was the one who came up with the idea and made us lose, but Beardo is kind of annoying. Tough Choice."

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Confessional: Elliot

"I'm usually one for being a Good Sport but even I have to try and make sure that our team has reliable members. I'm not too sure if we'll get far with a Wizard."

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Confessional: Hunter

"The Wizards spirit is filled with Delusional and yet the soul was filled with False Belief in the Arts of Magic."

End Confessionals


"The votes are in. If you get a marshmallow, you're safe" Chris said. "Sky, Shawn, Dave, Elliot, Ella, Sugar, Hunter, and Gerald. You get a free pass for tonight" Chris throws them all marshmallows.

"Beardo, you did very little to help your team during the challenge. And your sound effects aren't as charming as you think they are" Chris said. "Leonard, you think you're a wizard. And you convinced your team to build something really stupid"

"Forgeticus" Leonard said. "Um... Yeah" Chris said awkwardly. "Okay, the last marshmallow goes to..."

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Chris throws the last marshmallow to Beardo. "What? I could've sworn that we voted for Leonard" Dave said."YOU guys chose to vote for him, some of us decided to get rid of the guy whose the Reason that we're here in the First place." Gerald said before He, Elliot, and Hunter glared at Leonard."This island is named Pahkitew. Which is the Cree word for exploding" Chris said. "So we saw it fitting to have this seasons mode of transportation off the island be something with a bang"

Cut to Chris and Team Maskwak standing next to a giant cannon. Leonard is inside the cannon. "Behold: The Cannon of Shame!" Chris said.

"Now, This looks like a Pretty Fun way to get rid of The Eliminated." Gerald said. Chris presses a button on his remote and Beardo is launched out of the cannon.

"Well, that's one down and seventeen more to go. Who's the next human cannon ball? There are just too many good choices. Tune in next time to find out yourself on: Total. Drama. Pahkitew Island!"

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