Review Responses
LaCuevademisgustos:
Ok, we have more build around Rodney, wich is always helpfull. We also get cameos with this boney island trip.
The challange itself was pretty in line, but whit minor extras.
Elliot test was a pretty way of looking at his character, he's the "total package" but has the confidence of a mouse. It saves him from being a Gary Stu.
And it seems that can become a bit of an interesting case considering Sky reaction, And both Ella and Dave previous interactions with each of them. Definetly interesting to have what it seems to be, a crossed love square (does this mean the Keith case it's out the picture in this history?)
And the twist Also seems to advance better, wich is awesome., Even if we Lost one of the male twist, thanks to Gerald.
Speaking of him, my only complain would be that he made nothing during the challange, everyone did at least one dare or truth.
Response: One thing to know about Gerald is that he primarily does things "Off-Screen" and that'll eventually make sense in future once explained more. The Idea for Elliot was that He's like if Alejandro was actually a Nice Guy during his first Debut in World Tour but part of his Development was to build his own Confidence as both Person and Athlete.
"On the last episode of Total Drama... it was a battle of Truth or Scare, judged by Clucky the Poultry Polygraph, where the competitors had to tell the truth or complete a scary-slash-disgusting challenge. Failure meant this would happen. Looked like something might be uh, brewing between Sky and Dave. Ha ha! But in the end, it was Rodney's chicken taunting and sausage fingers that lost it for Team Kinosewak, and it was down to him and Max. Timothy got the boot for Messing with Private Property while Topher meets with an Equally Obsessed, Uber Fan, Sierra. Who's next to let their team down in a hilarious and hurty way? Find out now, on Total. Drama. Pahkitew Island!"
The next morning, Dave and Sky awoke before Ella and Beardo, and decided to go foraging together. "And I guess that's when I decided to become an Olympian!" said Sky, picking blueberries and depositing them into a basket. "Sometimes, you just gotta go for it!"
"Wow." said Dave. "You really look up to your sister, don't'cha?"
"She's my role model!" Sky replied. "She almost made it onto the Canadian Olympic team for rhythmic gymnastics!"
"Gymnastics…" Dave said, losing focus for a moment. "Dave?" said Sky.
"Hm? Oh. Sorry, there's just something on my mind."
"What's that?" Dave took a deep breath. "I like you." He said simply. Sky's eyes widened. "What I want to know is… Do you like me, too?"
Confessional: Sky
"Who stares at a girl and says 'I like you?' That's not how it works! You're supposed to write it on a note and give it to a friend of the person you like. Then she tries to pass it to the girl, gets caught by the teacher, and the teacher reads it out loud in front of the whole class! Everyone knows that! At least, That's what my Dad told me all the time when I was younger...Mind you, He also said that whenever I get my Allowance, If he called it "Pay" He would be breaking Child Labor Laws."
End Confessional
Dave waited for Sky's answer with a patient smile. Sky belched in Dave's face so hard it made his hair look violently windswept. Plenty of Sky's saliva had made its way onto Dave's face as well.
"I can taste your burp in my eyeballs…again." said Dave, shocked. "Sorry! That happened when I'm nervous!" said Sky.
"Nervous?" said Dave, snapping out of his state of shock. "Yeah, I belch when I'm nervous, during tests, or when I'm near a guy I really like…" Sky stopped cold, remembering who she was talking to. "So you like me too?" said Dave, a hopeful smile on his face. "No!" Sky cried. "I mean not like-like you- I don't dislike you… I just…"
"But you just said…" said Dave. "Okay, I do!" said Sky. Dave's face lit up in delight.
"But!" said Sky, importantly. "Yes?" said Dave, worry cracking into his smile. "I like you too, but I don't know if I can handle going through that again. My last boyfriend cheated on me."
"How long ago was that?" Dave asked, his worry very much apparent now. "A few years ago?"
"I barely had enough time to dump him before coming on the show." Disappointment was painted across Dave's face with a mop.
"I'm sorry, Dave. Are you going to be okay for today's challenge?"
"Yeah. Don't worry. I'll be fine." said Dave, trying to smile.
"Good. Thank you for understanding." Sky gave Dave a quick peck on the cheek. He blushed and smiled softly.
"WAKEY-WAKEY, CAMPERS!" cried Chris over the loudspeakers, waking up all the remaining contestants. "EVERYONE GET YOUR SWIMSUITS ON AND MEET ME DOWN BY THE LAKE IN TWENTY!"
At the Bears' cave, Ella awoke and took her head off of Beardo's afro, allowing the big guy to sit up, stretch and yawn.
"What did Chris say?" Beardo asked drowsily.
"He said to get on our swimsuits." Ella answered. "Oh! Water challenge!" Beardo exclaimed.
"Oh no...Not again..." Elliot said as his face had turned pale and he ran out of the cave to go throw up. "What has been the matter with him, Lately?" Ella asked. "I Dunno. The Dude's been acting weird since The Last Challenge. Maybe the Game's getting to him" Beardo replied.
"Oh Dear, He must be feeling so sad! I haven't even gotten the chance to speak to him from the Balloon Challenge! Poor thing." Ella said while Sugar growled.
Confessional: Sugar
"First, That Ella tries to steal my Spotlight and now she's trying to steal MY man!? That Elliot is about the most Handsome Fella and Nobody but Me is gonna have him! With my Beauty and Good Looks and Overall Talent, He's gonna be the one who will be all over me, soon enough!"
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Confessional: Ella
"Elliot seems to be rather shy around me. He did seem comfortable with others but anytime I would speak to him, He either has trouble speaking or just runs away. I'm sure if I could try and talk to him, I'm sure we'll be able to be great friends!"
End Confessional
Twenty minutes later…
The teams had changed into their swimsuits and were walking to the lake. Shawn wore orange swim trunks, sandals, and had discarded his toque. Sky wore a blue one-piece with vertical stripes on the sides. Dave wore a black and teal wetsuit. Ella wore a hot pink one-piece with a short, light pink tutu. Beardo wore black trunks dotted with white music notes. Elliot wore a White T-Shirt with Camouflage Patterned, Trunks.
Topher had changed into trunks similar to Chris's shorts. Jasmine wore a red lifeguard swimsuit and had ditched her hat. Sammy wore a red bikini with a white vertical stripe on the right. Max wore blue and white striped trunks. Scarlett's bathing suit was identical to one former contestant Jo would wear. Her glasses had been replaced by black goggles that creepily obscured her eyes.
The Bears were eating from the basket of berries Dave and Sky had collected that morning. The Salmons walked ahead of them and Shawn was gawking at Jasmine.
Ella had a piece of paper in her hand and was looking it over fervently.
"What's that, Ella?" Sky asked.
"I'm working on an apology note to Sugar and a Letter to Elliot. This one is in the form of a poem."
"Why?"
"I don't think someone might not like me."
"Like who?"
"Elliot."
"Don't worry about, Elliot. I'm sure that He likes you, He just has trouble saying something. As a Fellow Athlete, I can safely say that He just has a Hard Time to Communicate. Maybe give it sometime and He might open up to you. I mean, He's so Smart, Strong, Handsome...Very, very, very, very, very...I MEAN! Uhh, He's very...Nice! Yeah! He's a very nice guy, He's probably struggling to talk to you." said Sky, supportively. "Remember, Not everyone is easy to talk with."
"I guess you're right…" Ella sighed.
Meanwhile, Max also had a notepad and pencil out. "Professor Abomination?" he said. "Too soft. Doctor Repugnance? No, that's sounds smelly. Little Mister Dread-u-locks? Hm! Me likey!" Max crossed out the former two names and put a checkmark next to the third.
"Working on a new name?" Scarlett asked. "Yes, I've already got my catchphrase: Time to evil!" Max declared. "But I still require a sinister moniker."
"Can I see?" Scarlett asked. Max handed her the notepad. On were a dozen different names including:
Professor Abomination
Doctor Repugnance
Little Mister Dread-u-locks
Principal Sinner
Maximus Dominus
Tyrannosaurus Max
Oppressor Plutonium
The Bogeyboy
King Killer
Lord Mischief
Darth Skull
Captain Criminal
"They all sound so good!" Scarlett complimented. "Oppressor Plutonium, that's my favorite!"
"Yes, that's a maybe. Though I am leaning towards Principal Sinner… No. Too religious."
"How will you decide?"
"Silly girl!" Max scoffed arrogantly. "One does not choose an evil name, the evil name chooses you!"
"I see…"
Confessional: Scarlett
"Okay. I was sort of tolerating Max before but now it seems that all he cares about is being "Evil". I'm not one for that whole subject and yet He's the only person on the Team I can work with...If Only Timothy was still around. He was the only other guy who I thought I could maybe talk with. Too bad, I was kinda liking his jokes."
End Confessional
"So, Dave…" said Beardo awkwardly. "Yeah…?" Dave answered equally as awkward. "Do you like... rap music?"
"Uh, no."
"Dub-step?"
"Bleh! No way!"
"What kind of music... do you like?"
"Whatever's good."
"Hm…" Beardo grumbled.
Confessional: Beardo
"Now that I'm talking, I've been trying to find ways to bond with my team. Shawn and the girls are nice enough, but Dave's a very serious dude and it's hard to find something I have in common with him."
End Confessional
The teams made it to the beach and spotted Chris standing on a speedboat. Once they got close enough, they all popped their eyes upon laying them on the host. Chris was now clean-shaven. His skin was glowing. His mouth had tightened into a permanent smile. There were no lines or wrinkles of any kind. "Whoa!" cried Topher. "Welcome, shark bait!" Chris greeted.
"Chris! You look… different!" Topher observed. "Just my natural youth shining through!" said Chris dismissively. "No! No! You did something! Oxygen sleep chamber?"
"No."
"Hydrochloric acid peel?"
"Nope."
"Elastin protein tablets? Anti-oxidant perming serum?"
"Time Machine?" Beardo asked.
"No, uh-uh, and of course not! Now everyone be quiet!" Topher snapped his fingers and smiled in realization.
Confessional: Topher
"Of course! Botox! That's it! Chris's forehead has less lines than an extra on a movie set! Oh-ho! This is great! Chris is starting to feel threatened! And his attempt to look younger is so obvious, it's pathetic! Even better, I found this!" Topher pulls put the Immunity Idol. "I found this with that Mutant Shark, Fang. He was keeping it inside of his Mouth and I told Sierra that the Shark could eat Cody alive if He was on the Island and Let's just say, She would've made a Professional Wrestler if she really wanted. Now that I've got this, I'll make sure not to tell anyone and wait until it's the right moment. My Position as the New Host is in the Bag!"
End Confessional
"Today, I will be laughing as you risk your life in the Smash Splash 1-2-3-X Dash!" Chris announced. He gestured to two alternating docks floating in the water. One dock had a teal platform, the other a purple platform. Each dock had a beam leading to another dock, stacked with rubber dueling sticks of the teams' colors. "Players have to cross the beams, grab a dueling stick at the end of the dock, bring it back to yours, and place it on your board! Two dueling sticks make an X. Three Xs win the challenge!"
"So we just have to get six dueling sticks?" said Beardo.
"I have a diabolical scheme that will win us this challenge for sure!" Max whispered to his team.
"Anyone who messes with the other team's sticks will result in them forfeiting the challenge for their team!" said Chris.
"Never mind." said Max, pouting.
"Only one member per team may cross at a time. If you fall in the water, that turn gets you no points! So use that dueling stick to swat, trip, or bat your opponent into the water! This is gonna be awesome!"
"What is your fascination with seeing us hurt each other?!" Sammy cried, exasperated.
"Entertainment from the Audience is what they like. It's a good thing that some of us had to take Therapy since one of us was Arrested for filling an Island with Toxic Waste. And It was not me!" Chris said, clearly lying.
"Eh. I kinda liked him better when He sent those last contestants down a Mine while they almost died. That was my favorite episode." Gerald said, making everyone uncomfortable and unhinged.
"Any particular order we go in?" Dave asked Chris. "You decide your own order!" said Chris. "Though everyone on the team must go once before you can go again. Now, swim to your docks and wait for my signal to start!"
Chef drove Chris over to another platform which had a lawn chair and umbrella for Chris to relax on. Meanwhile, the contestants swam to their respective docks. "Nice!" said Shawn, after arriving at his team's dock first. "Zombies can't sneak up on us here!" Sky arrived second and helped Dave and Ella up. Beardo arrived last, making submarine sonar noises along the way.
"Whew! It's been a while since I went swimming!" said Beardo, hoisting himself up. "Did anyone else see an electric eel down there?" Dave asked worriedly.
Meanwhile with the Eagles… "What a mockery!" Max complained, dripping. "Evil should not have to swim!"
"Any new gadget to unleash on team Maskwak?" Scarlett inquired. "All I have is this wire!" Max exclaimed, exasperated. He held up a copper wire. "I can't make something from nothing, fool!"
"Who should go first, Jasmine?" Sammy asked. Jasmine didn't respond. She just stared at the other team. "Hello? Earth to unofficial team leader!"
"Hold on a sec'!" said Jasmine, putting her hand up. "I'm waiting to see who they send out first."
"It looks like they're doing the same thing…" Sammy observed. It was true. Dave, Shawn, and Sky were all watching the Eagles intently, none of them stepping up to the plate.
"I'll go!" Topher volunteered. "We had to balance books on our heads in my On-Camera Poise class! This'll be a cinch!"
"Good thinking, mate. I'll go last." said Jasmine.
Topher marched forward, making it clear to the Tigers that he was first up.
"Topher's going first." said Dave. "We should save Sky's gym skills for a tougher player."
"I'll take him!" said Shawn. Shawn stepped forward. With both teams ready, Chris blew the air horn. "GO!" he cried via megaphone. Shawn and Topher took off running across the beams.
"Go for it, Shawn!" Sky cheered. "Looks like Topher is a natural in both the looks and beauty department!" Topher narrated. "Like a younger version of a famous host we all know and-!"
The two boys reached the opposite ends of their docks. Topher picked up a purple dueling stick and Shawn a teal one. Topher ran towards Shawn, closed his eyes, and let out a war cry. However, this left him an easy target for the more focused Shawn. The Bear's swung his dueling stick into the Salmon's stomach, knocking the wind out of him. He then struck Topher's cheek and sent him into the drink.
"Take that, pretty boy!" Shawn taunted. "Now, that's what I'm talking about!" Chris commented. "Shawn scores the first point of the day!" Shawn placed his stick on the Tigers' rack, as Topher swam back to the Eagles' starting platform.
"Me next!" Dave cried. "Be careful, Dave!" Sky cried.
"Go on, Sammy!" Jasmine encouraged. Sammy and Dave crossed the beams and retrieved their sticks. They met up in the middle and parried with each other for about ten seconds before Gerald got impatient. "Come on! Up the ante! I'm getting bored here!" he yelled. Dave and Sammy got a bit more aggressive with each other and tried to push each other off. Meanwhile, Ella stepped up, ready to go as soon as Dave returned. Scarlett took notice of this and spoke to Max. "It looks like Ella's up next for Team Maskwak." She stated. "You should go next."
"No. We save the best for last!"
"And miss out on an opportunity for evil?" Scarlett asked. "If you wrap that wire around the stick it'll act as a conductor! Then all you'll need is a power source!"
"Electrocuting myself is more stupid than evil." said Max. "If you hold it by the rubber padding you won't get shocked!"
"…Okay, I'm officially bored! Release the bear!" Chris declared. Just as it looked like Dave was about to overpower Sammy, a polar bear hopped out of the water and struck Dave in the shoulder, causing him to fall backwards into the water. Sammy yelped as she ran to her team's platform and tied up the score.
Confessional: Dave
"What the heck?! What's a polar bear doing this far south?!"
End Confessional
"Go! I'll find the electricity!" Scarlett offered. "Unless you want me to do it, instead!"
"What?! Never!" Max scoffed. And he ran out, whereas his opponent galloped merrily. "Hello over there!" Ella called in a singsongy voice. "You're closer to doom than you realize!" Max threatened. Ella looked back at Max, worried. The villain reached the end of his dock, picked up a purple dueling stick, and wrapped the wire around it as per Scarlett's suggestion. Meanwhile, Scarlett herself grabbed the dueling stick Sammy retrieved, fished an electric eel out of the water, and tossed it to Max.
"Max!" she cried. Jasmine, Sammy, and Topher looked at her in confusion. She pretended she had coughed. "Pardon me!" Max held his stickup by the rubber end. The eel bit onto the metal pole, electrifying it.
"TIME TO EVIL!" Max roared, holding the stick over his head and running back to the start. "Hey again, board buddy!" Ella cried. She raised an eyebrow in confusion as Max came down the other side, roaring. Ella shrieked and held out her stick in front of her, protectively. When Max's stick came into contact with Ella's, an intense electrical jolt shot through her, worse than anything that she had experienced in the previous challenge, no doubt due to being wet. She spasmed and shook, falling off the beam. Max grinned maliciously.
Everyone except Scarlett gasped. "Yo, Chris! Foul!" Beardo yelled, but Chris ignored him.
Confessional: Sammy
"Okay, Max is starting to scare me."
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Confessional: Gerald
"Oooh, Electrocution...Why didn't I think of that?"
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Confessional: Max
"Did you see that?! I have never pulled off such cool-looking evil! Pure sinister gold! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaa!"
End Confessional
"Looks like Max just found his mojo!" Chris announced, looking amused. "Evil mojo!" Max corrected. "So it looks like Maskwak gets zip! Or should I say 'zap?' And Max completes team Kinosewak's first X! Can Team Maskwak crawl their way back?"
Meanwhile, Ella had dizzily swam back to her Team's platform.
"Do you know where I can find the white rabbit?" she asked, her eyes uncoordinated. She then lost consciousness. "Sounds like a no!" said Chris. "But find out for sure after the break! On Total… Drama… Pahkitew Island!"
After the commercial break, we cut to Shawn and Dave pulling Ella out of the water. She was unconscious.
"She's not breathing!" Elliot cried.
"Lay her down!" Shawn commanded. "I'll apply pressure to her stomach. You give her CPR!"
Elliot and Shawn laid Ella down on her back. Shawn pushed on Ella's stomach three times, and Elliot opened her mouth. Ella coughed up a bit of water.Elliot blew into her mouth. Shawn and Elliot repeated this process three times before Ella finally opened her eyes.
Ella let out a huge gasp, her lungs desperate for air. "She's okay!" Shawn declared. The entire team sighed in relief.
"I-I'm sorry I fell in!" Ella cried. "That was a low blow!" Sky cried indignantly.
"Yo, Maskwak!" Chris cried. "You're falling behind!" The Bears turned to see that Scarlett was already at the end of her dock and was picking up another purple stick. Sky sprinted out onto the dock.
Meanwhile, Ella gazed at Elliot with a happy smile.
Confessional: Ella
"That was a true fairytale moment! An evil villain almost puts me to sleep forever, and then a handsome boy kisses me and I wake up! I have found my prince charming!"
End Confessional
Sky beat Scarlett to the other side, grabbed a teal stick, and threw it like a javelin. Scarlett, not expecting this, was beaned in the head right as she was about to make it back to her team's platform. The Salmons gasped. "Take that, you cheaters!" Sky taunted, flipping the Eagles off.
Confessional: Sky
"I don't usually care for trash-talk, but boom! That's what you get when you hurt my team!"
End Confessional
Sky picked up another dueling stick and sprinted back to her team's platform. Meanwhile, Scarlett hastily returned to her team's dock, after spotting the polar bear in the water. "Sticking it to them!" Sky cried, hanging up her stick and forming the Tigers' first X. "Pun intended!"
"Sky makes it back to complete her team's first X!" Chris cried. "And now it's Beardo versus Jasmine! Ooh! This is gonna be fun!" Beardo and Jasmine passed each other. After they grabbed their sticks they headed back to face each other, with intense looks.
"Toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot!" Beardo played reveille with trumpet noises as he charged Jasmine. The Australian girl slammed her dueling stick down onto Beardo's scalp, but it rebounded against his bouncy afro. Left vulnerable for a split second, Beardo jabbed his stick into Jasmine's bosom and sent her backwards.
"Whoop! Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!" Beardo celebrated as he brought back a third stick to his cheering team. "Team Maskwak takes the lead!" Chris announced. "Round two!"
"I wanna go again!" said Beardo. "Then go for it!" Sky encouraged.
"Topher, I have an idea!" Scarlett grabbed Topher and whispered some advice into his ears. "Speak English, woman!" Topher barked. Dismayed, Scarlett whispered simpler instructions into his ear. "Oh, you want me to do a feint attack! Why didn't you say so?"
Topher ran out and passed Beardo. The black boy let a roar of a tiger as he charged recklessly towards the wannabe-host. As per Scarlett's suggestion, Topher ducked and slid under Beardo, causing the latter's overpowered attack to cost him his balance.
"(Whomp-whomp-whomp-whoooooomp!)" Beardo lamented.
Confessional: Beardo
"I guess I got a little overexcited again."
End Confessional
"And the score is tied up, once again!" said Chris.
"My prince!" said Ella, putting her hand on Elliot's shoulder. "Allow me to repay your kindness with a point! For our team!"
"Umm, That's okay? I think I can do this!" Elliot insisted before he already had ran off to the other end of the dock. "I'll go next!" Rodney said before he runs off to grab the next stick. The boys came to a clash as Rodney was about to Knock Elliot onto the Water. "For the UK!"
Elliot swings his Stick around like if he was using a Pair of Nunchucks and swung it at Rodney with Rapid hits. Elliot brings his stick back as his Team had cheered for him.
"Alright, Time to show you how you really do this." Gerald said before he went next while Johnny had went out, too. The two of them clashed before Gerald stepped back. "Time to send the Sheriff to NOWHERE TOWN!" Gerald smacks Johnny in the face and continually beats the Crap out of Johnny before knocking him into the air like he was a Baseball that got hit and everyone gasped.
"Home Run!" Gerald laughed evilly
Confessional: Max
"Hmmm, Interesting. It seems that Evil now has Competition. There is only room for one Pure Evil and I am the only one!"
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Confessional: Gerald
"Now THAT is how it's done. The Cowboy will be needing more than an Ambulance after that. When I was 6 years old, I joined a Baseball Team and they always made me the Batter for the fact that I had strong arms. I always ended up breaking a lot of things I swung it with...Oh, and the Bat too"
End Confessional
"And Elliot and Gerald completes Team Maskwak's Next X!" Chris announced. "In the lamest way possible…" he added, annoyed. "Next up looks like Sugar versus Thomas!" Thomas had hesitated. "What's wrong?" Jasmine asked.
"I don't know if I stand much of a Chance against Sugar. She's way bigger and taller than me and I feel like I won't last very long!" Thomas said.
"Just pretend She's an Alien!" Jasmine suggested.
"Just pretend She's an Alien!" Sammy repeated. "An Alien?" Thomas said. "Yeah! That's right! Pretend that Sugar is an Alien who's out to uhh...steal your butt!" Sammy said and Jasmine gave her the "Really?" Look. "What? I don't know anything about Aliens" Sammy replied
The two ran out at the same time.
Sugar and Thomas charged each other and parried the sticks. They got into a shove-of-war. Thomas' rage at Aliens was being channeled towards Sugar, which gave him the boost that he needed.
"You remind me of my Little brother when I left him in Town and lost him!" Sugar said as she kept attacking Thomas with the Dueling Stick. "Then It seems Your Brother won't be the only thing you've lost. Next will be your Team's Victory" Thomas spit back and the two kept on fighting before Sugar gets angry and jumps onto Thomas' Deck and tackled him. Now, It was a Fist Fight.
"Hey! She can't do that! That's cheating!" Elliot shouted out before Chris blew an Airhorn. "Enough! You're supposed to hit each other with the Sticks, not your fists! Chef!" Chris called out to Chef who runs out and grabbed Sugar and pulled her off of him. Thomas was bruised badly and fell unconscious.
"Alright. So, since it seems that Two of the Contestants from the Same Team have been knocked out and it's going to be a while until someone finds Johnny. It would seem that Team Maskwak has managed to make the most X's so, Team Maskwak is declared the Winner!" Chris said. Team Maskwak had cheered while Kinosewak had groaned in defeat.
Sammy runs up to Thomas and tried to help him. "Thomas! Are you okay!?" Sammy asked as she was highly concerned. "I HAVE MONKEYS IN MY UNDERWEAR!" Thomas shouted before he fell back into Unconsciousness.
"I must thank you for your contribution, minor as it was, to my glorious invention of supreme evil!" Max told Scarlett. Scarlett smiled.
"Oh it was nothing!" she responded modestly.
"You have proven yourself un-useless and somewhat worthy of becoming my new sidekick."
"Sidekick?!" Scarlett gasped, offended.
"Your welcome!"
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! I am nobody's lackey!" Scarlett hissed.
"Well, it's not like we'll ever be equals! And being my girlfriend is completely out of the question! Evil does not date!"
"But-wha-fuh-puh-ta-wha-?!" Scarlett began sputtering, so outraged she couldn't even speak properly.
Confessional: Max
"Women. Always so emotional. Never an ounce of logic or practicality within their weak minds."
End Confessional
"Right. I'll give you the evening to think about it. You can be my sidekick. Take it or leave it. Though I expect an answer by the end of the elimination ceremony."
Max threw his towel over Scarlett's face and walked off towards the Salmons' treehouse, leaving Scarlett to fume. She took Max's towel off of her face and threw it to the ground. She stomped off in the opposite direction. Then after a thirty-second walk, she screeched. She started ripping up bushes, kicking rocks and dirt, punching a tree, and grunting in fury. After about fifteen seconds of this, she stopped and panted heavily.
"Are you okay, Scarlett?" Sammy asked, appearing out of nowhere. "Sammy?! What are you doing here?!" Scarlett asked, startled and embarrassed that someone had witnessed her breakdown. "You looked upset. I wanted to see if you were okay…"
"Oh. Appreciated, but… no. No, I'm not."
"What's wrong?"
"Max...!" Scarlett snarled angrily. "Oh. Annoying?" Sammy asked.
"Very! I have been trying my best to work with him but he has became so Excruciating to deal with. At least when it came to Timothy, He made things a little better with all the Jokes he made. I would've worked with him instead but somehow He got eliminated." Scarlett explained.
"Then why do you hang out with him? What is it you want from him?"
"What I want is for him to be shot out of a cannon." Scarlett growled, dangerously.
Meanwhile, the Bears were busy placing take-out orders from Chris. After Gerald placed his order, Sky seized his arm from behind. "We need to talk!" Sky said before pulling him away from the crowd. "What on earth was that about!" Sky angrily said. "What are you talking about?" Gerald questions.
"You just went and knocked Johnny into Orbit! You didn't have to go that far!"
"So what? We won didn't we? Besides, It's not like I hit him with ALL my might. Even on the fact that Our Team have already lost Two Men and the others still have a Full Deck. We need to get our game up or else it would've been one of us next" Gerald explained. "But did you have to knock Johnny like that? He could seriously hurt by now"
"Johnny was gonna be a Threat. He's been working with Rodney and both of them are Strong Players. Not to mention that with Jasmine having Sammy and Amy under her wing, The Other Team has WAY too much Power that needs to be taken down." Gerald replied.
"Wait. Speaking of, Where was Amy? Nobody hasn't seen her throughout the entire Game?" Sky now realized.
Meanwhile on Boney Island...
Johnny had landed on the Island where Amy recently dragged there by something...or someone. The Being had came up to both of them as they both had dragged them off the Beach and further into the Forest.
Elimination Ceremony: Pimâpotew Kinosewak
"To the victors go the spoils!" Chris announced. "Compliments of Spoily's Second-Hand Food Emporium! Where one man's trash is another man's tapeworm!"
Chef delivered bags to the Bears, each embroidered with a picture of a rotten apple.
"Now. One of you gots ta go!" Chris announced, turning to the Salmons. The Tigers had not even opened their food bags and were waiting anxiously for the verdict to be delivered.
"Sammy, Topher, Scarlett, Thomas, J-" Chris stopped as he inspected Team Kinosewak. "Wait a Minute. Where's Amy and Johnny?" Chris questioned. "Johnny got knocked out somewhere and nobody hasn't found him yet. I don't think he's even on the island." Thomas said. "Yeah. Come to think of it...I haven't even seen Amy ever since this Morning. I wonder where she went?" Thomas added.
"Oh. Well, Whatever. Their both safe anyway."
"Max, you're making a lot of enemies! Not only does everyone on the opposing team hate you, but evidently someone on your team also hates you. Also, you're proving to be a very dangerous person to have around!"
"Why thank you!" said Max, seemingly unaware that Chris was explaining why he could be going home.
"Jasmine! You were the only one who didn't score a point for your team! You let your emotions cloud your judgment and stop your intimidating physique from doing its job!"
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"WHAT?!" Max yelled. The Bears all cheered, save for Ella who merely sighed in relief. "REVENGE! YOU ALL SHALL WISH YOU NEVER MET ME!"
"We already do, Max." said Dave. "Trust me!"
"THE PAIN I WILL INFLICT UPON YOU SHALL-!" Max was interrupted by Chef, who stuffed a bagful of marshmallows into his mouth, effectively gagging him. He then threw the supervillain into a large garbage sack and walked down to the Cannon of Shame.
"Au revoir!" said Scarlett, quietly.
"Suh-weet! I hated that guy!" Beardo exclaimed.
"Yeah! Me too!" said Dave. The two boys high-fived.
Max had managed to spit out his marshmallow gag by the time he was loaded into the Cannon.
"This is inconceivable! An unforgivable breach of etiquette! The villain is supposed to make it to the final four at least!"
"Then I guess you're not the villain!" said Chris.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERGH!" Max cried as he soared over the horizon.
"Finally! That freak is gone! I am so happy!" Chris announced. "Wanna know who's next to be gone? It won't be long! Right here on Total… Drama… Pahkitew Island!"
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