"Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew Island!" Chris narrated. "The teams participated in the Smash-Splash-1-2-3-X-Dash! They also got to meet A Polar Bear! Teehee! That's right! A Polar Bear! And after Team Maskwak won, it came down to Max and Jasmine! Jasmine didn't score any points, but Max managed to anger Scarlett so badly, she stabbed him in the back and voted him off! Team Maskwak was delighted! Although, Team Kinosewak will have to deal with losing two of their Members as one never showed up to the challenge and Johnny was sent flying by an Adrenaline Gerald. We're down to Fifteen, Soon, it will be Fourteen or maybe Twelve! Who'll go kaput? And who'll stay put? Let's find out! On Total… Drama… Pahkitew Island!"


Scarlett waking up. She removed her sleeping mask and put her glasses on in a tenth of a second. She changed out of her pajamas and walked over to the guys' side of the treehouse. Topher, the only male Soaring Eagle left, was still asleep. Scarlett rummaged through Max's bed to see if the supervillain had left anything behind. And he had. After lifting up the mattress, Scarlett discovered that Max had left behind the helmet of evil that he had put on Pinky the pig in the second challenge. She took the helmet back to her bed and began to tinker with it.


Confesssional: Scarlett

"Ah, it's been such a bliss since Max left. Just the thought of that turkey being shot out of that cannon is so therapeutic! And even in defeat, he can still act as a scapegoat. Anyway, I managed to get his Evil Helmet before Gerald could try and get it. If I'm not mistaken, He seems to be up to something and thinking of Timothy's Elimination being rather unexpected and unfair, I've reduced that He would have to be the one that had something to do with it. I would keep it a low profile but He is quite the Menace...a REAL Menace."

End Confessional


Elsewhere, Dave was setting up a picnic, using everything he had found while foraging with Shawn that morning. He had bananas, pears, carrots, a few gourds, and a couple of yellow flowers.


Confessional: Dave

Dave smelled a Flower and Sighed. "A picnic is the most romantic way to eat. If you get past that idea that every bite might have bugs or animal droppings in it. But I'm not gonna think about that."


As Dave settled down on the blanket, Shawn and Elliot came by. "What are you doing?" Shawn asked.

"I'm setting up a picnic!" Dave answered. "It's part of my plan to get Sky to go out with me."

"Didn't you say that Sky was hesitant about getting into a relationship because her ex cheated on her or something?" Elliot questioned.

"Well, yeah," Dave admitted. "But things have changed since then!"

"What? Do you really think that you'll manage to win her over after her recent breakup? I don't know if she's ready for it yet." Elliot remarked.

"I'm sure I'll be able to help her get passed that! Trust me, I've been doing so good with her and I'm sure things will be okay!" Dave said, confidently

"Okay... But Sky's competitive, amigo! She's not here for a relationship, she's here for the million bucks! I mean, aren't you?" Shawn asked. "I don't care about the money." Dave Replied.

"Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear over your insanity!" Shawn said.

"Wouldn't you pay a million dollars for the chance to be with your true love?" Dave asked.

Shawn gave a sad expression before he wiped his tears away and regained himself. "I'll go find Sky for you." Shawn runs off. Dave then decides to sniff the same flower which causes him to sneeze again.

Elliot had then came to a Realization that he should try and do the same for Ella. "Oh Chips! I should try and do something like this for Ella! See ya!" Elliot also leaves before Gerald appears from behind a Tree as he watches Elliot leave. "Hmmm, Interesting."


Confessional: Shawn

"I'll find Sky, send her to Dave, then go tell Jasmine how I feel."

-

Confessional: Gerald

"Now that Johnny will be out of the Game, The Team has less Strength to take our team on. Now, It's time to think of who should be the one to go. I haven't forgotten that there's still those Idols on Boney Island. If Amy and Johnny manage to come back with it, I could try and figure a way to steal it from them if they get it. Not to mention, Our Team has a Few Lovebirds that are about to start flapping...Now, This is gonna be fun"

End Confessional


In another part of the forest, Ella is searching for her "prince" when Gerald passes by and whistling. "Gerald! Have you seen Elliot?" Ella asked and Gerald stopped whistling and grinned.

"As a Matter of fact, I have! He's nearby as he's planning to do something special for you. He said that after the Kiss that you both shared, He simply couldn't get enough of you. He was all like "Temptress, I can no longer resist your charm! I must have you!" Ella gasped, happily.

"Oh yes! He's crazy for you! He's been begging to have you and He wants to try and take your hand in Romance. You might want to go see for yourself, Your Prince is waiting" Gerald said and Ella happily runs off as Gerald laughed hysterically and maliciously.


Confessional: Ella

"My prince Elliot is going to confess his affection for me! (Squeals excitedly.) I only hope he isn't planning a picnic. The birds who follow me will eat everything. (Bird chirps) Yes, that includes you, Alan."

-

Gerald continues to laugh. "This is just too much!"

End Confessional


Elliot was sitting on a stump as He had prepared something similar for what Dave had set for He and Sky. Ella announced her presence with her lovely humming.

"Ah! Ella! You're here!" said Elliot, opening his eyes to find Ella on her knees, gazing lovingly at him. He was taken back by how happy she looked.

"Yes, I am!" said Ella.

"Yeah… so I was thinking…"

"Yes, Prince Elliot?"

"You could just call me Elliot if you want…Um, you want to have breakfast together? Just the two of us?"

"Sounds wonderful!" Ella replied, joyfully.

"Perfect! Uh, dig in." Elliot handed her an orange and picked up one for himself. As Elliot dug in, he couldn't help but notice that Ella had not taken her eyes off of him. She was still smiling affectionately and expectantly.

"So, uh… Do you miss Leonard or Hunter?" Elliot asked.

"A little. They seemed like such fun people!" said Ella.

"Yeah, maybe…" said Elliot. "But they weren't all that serious in the competition. Except Hunter, He probably could've been a pretty good teammate but we lost him, too early.

"Well, you don't have to be serious all the time! Just during the challenges!"

"I suppose so…"

"You have to learn to enjoy life, not just get by in it!"

"True, but you still have to get by, so a little seriousness here and there could come in handy. I mean, not to be mean or anything, but I would've thought that they'd vote you out at some point or even more, but Hey, I managed to still stay in the game and so did you! We wouldn't want you to leave just yet."

"Oh?" Ella asked, blushing again. "And why would that be?"

"Well because...You…Are you blushing?"

"Maybe~" Ella said, excitedly

"Oh well...I just wanted say that umm..."

"I'm listening~"

"That I have been feeling rather...uhhh, certain for you. Like...I kinda want to ask you out as I try to say before but I got nervous. Truth is, I'm not ACTUALLY shy, I just kinda have a hard time of thinking on what to say and after that Truth or Scare Challenge, I kinda thought that maybe it would be enough to maybe see if you'd be up for it" Elliot said as Ella blushes even more, Remembering what she saw from the Truth or Scare with Elliot.

"I will admit, You did have quite the (giggles) Physique!" Elliot blushed and nodded. "I guess so...umm...I really do think you're pretty and I would like to-"

"HEY, TEAMS!" Someone announced over the loudspeakers but it certainly wasn't Chris. "PROCEED TO THE MEETING AREA! IT'S TIME FOR ME TO LAUGH AT YOUR PAIN! TEEHEE! THERE WILL ALSO BE A CHALLENGE!"

Elliot sighed before he stood up. "Sorry Ella, but looks like we're gonna have to go. We can try talking later" Elliot said before he left as Ella looked down with a Hint of Sadness and Disappointment.

Later…

A vending machine had been placed in the center of the meeting area. Right next to it was an animal kennel big enough for two medium-sized dogs. Jasmine and Sammy were the first to arrive, followed by Shawn and Sky. Jasmine looked around, confused.

Beardo was the next to arrive, looking as though he had just woken up.

"Whoa… that was some party last night!" Beardo yawned.

"You guys had a party?" Sammy asked.

"Yeah! We were celebrating the defeat of Max!"

"You should have invited me!" said Scarlett, just showing up with Topher. With her whole team present, Jasmine spoke. "Oy. Something's weird about this island."

"What do you mean?" Sammy asked.

"Well, those trees were closer yesterday, and that mountain wasn't even there before!" said Jasmine, pointing. "Hm. Interesting…" said Scarlett.

"Hey. Chris was supposed to be the one who usually calls us to gather for a Challenge but nobody is here. Where's Chris?" Topher asked as everyone had noticed that Chris was nowhere to be found. Soon, A Helicopter had came down and while everyone was expecting it to be Chef and/or Chris, It was shown to have about Three Men come off. One of them was a White Man with Black Hair as He had dawned nothing but a Red Bathrobe and Red Slippers, The other was also a White Man with Sliver Hair and had Red Sweater with a Soft Jacket over it and Black Jacket to match.

"Welcome Players, Chris Mclean is going to be gone for the Day and so, I'll be holding in for his Absence." One of the Men speak.

"Who are you guys?" Jasmine asked.

"Allow me to introduce myself first, I am Dominic B. Marshton the Third! I am the Head Producer and Creator of this Reality Show!" The Man in the Bathrobe said.

"Wait. THE MARSHTON THE THIRD! THE WORLD'S #1 RICHEST MAN ON THE PLANET MADE THIS SHOW!!!!" Topher shouted as He could almost feel like he was about to Pass out.

"That's right! I'm the world's Richest and the Main Producer of this show. Many Seasons made by yours truly. Aka, Chris' Boss!"

"And I'm Winston G. Belmud. The World's #2 Richest Man." The Silver-Haired Man Said.

"And Lastly, I am Don! The Host of a Show that will be coming into Production but am here to fill for My Old Friend while he's on another Island with Chef to take care of a Situation that we have going on."

"What's going on now?" Sammy asked.

"As you may know, Team Kinosewak has last two of their Contestants yesterday and that due for Neither Chris or Chef finding them, It was brought to the word of Mr. Marshton and He has arrived to investigate."

"Not to mention, That a Certain Criminal had something to do with it." Dominic looked at Gerald who smiled happily. "I'm here just to watch for Fun." Winston said as Dominic pushes him.

"So here's the Deal, while Chris is gone, Don will be here to fill for him and continue Today's Challenge while also taking care of the Situation at hand. Now, I was in the Middle of a Spa Session and I've got some Expensive Chocolate that should be eaten by me. Don, You explain their challenge and we'll be back later." Dominic said as Don had nodded before Dominic and Winston leave.

"Okay Contestants, For Today's Challenge, Both Teams will be inserting a Coin into the Vending as seen here. This vending machine only takes specifically crafted gold coins! The first team to get their gold coin into the machine wins! And gets something to eat!"

"What's the catch?" Dave asked.

"One of each coin will be given to these Two Monkeys in the Cage and they will be sent over to Boney Island, where one of you contestants are usually sent to be Exiled. From what they've gathered, Two of the Missing Contestants have been located on the Island but they haven't been founded. So, Not only will both teams have to chase their assigned Monkey for their Coin but will also have to search for the Missing Contestants." Don Explained.

"Wait! But that Island is filled with Mutants! There's no way we could catch those Monkeys AND our Teammates at the same time!" Thomas said.

"Which is why, You'll be given a chance to gather what you'll need by searching the Junk Pile from your First Challenge. Both teams will also be given Contestants from Revenge of the Island as they have Experienced the Mutants before and they will be provided to help Guide, Both Teams through."

Don then sees the Interns arrive as Two of them takes the Cage Monkeys and sending them to Boney Island. A Jeep had showed up that revealed Two Contestants from Revenge of the Island. Zoey and Brick. "Brick Macarthur, Reporting for Duty!" Brick had announced while Zoey waved to everyone. "Hi everyone! I can't believe to be back here and on a New Island! I would've thought Chris wouldn't do another Season after Wawanakwa sank." Zoey said.

"Now then, Zoey will be assigned to Team Maskwak while Brick will be assigned to Team Kinosewak. Both of them are Tasked with Guiding you through the Island and helping you against the Mutant Inhabitants. To make sure that nobody get lost, Both teams will be given a Map and GPS to help find the Monkeys"

"What do we do once we get the Coins from the Primates?" Elliot asked. "Once you have gathered the coins and rescued the Missing Contestants, The Teams will return back here and The First Team to insert their Teams' coin into the Vending Machine will win!" Don Explained.

"Team Kinosewak will go after the Monkey wearing a Blue Collar and Team Maskwak goes for the Monkey in a Pink Collar. Teams will go near the Beach where Speed Boats are ready for both Teams to be ready for departure! Ready? GO!" Don said and both teams run off to the Beach.

Team Kinosewak had arrived to the Beach as they see the Speed Boats that have their Teams' Logo on one of them. They had then tried to think of who should drive. "Anyone able to take the wheel?" Jasmine asked. "I honestly couldn't be trusted with being behind the wheel. I get nervous." Sammy said.

"I have driven a Tractor before but this kinda seems Scary for me." Rodney replied. "I'll do it! I used to drive a pretty snazzy car before and went to almost 35 Mph. This shouldn't be different!"


Confessional: Topher

"Ever since I found the Immunity Idol, I've wanted to save it for the right time. Now that I even know who Chris's Boss is then I'll have an even better chance at getting this Host job. Now, If I could find Chris and snag his phone, I'm Golden!"

-

Confessional: Brick

"It has been a while since I've been back here. I would have offered to drive the boat but I suppose they've already made up their mind. I'm just glad that Jo wasn't here. I don't think I could've been able to focus on helping my assigned team or else things would go bad, but I'm sure that I can handle this! Easy!"

End Confessional


Team Maskwak made their way to the Beach as their Boat was waiting for them. Zoey has agreed to take the wheel but only to then have Elliot choose to do it instead. He wants to make up for the Last Challenge despite that they had won. Both teams were gonna take a while before they would arrive to Boney Island.

Meanwhile...

Johnny and Amy slowly woke up after who knows how long that they've been knocked out. Johnny had woken up to find himself in some dark cave. He groaned as he slowly stood up and rubbed his eyes. "What happened?" Johnny looked at his surroundings as he sees Amy getting up and ended up punching Johnny in the face. "Ow! My nose!" Johnny yelped and held his face.

"What's going on!? Where are we!? What are we doing here!?" Amy angrily shouts. "How should I know! I just got knocked out by that Criminal Varmint, Gerald. He hit me during the last challenge." Johnny said.

"What!? They had a Challenge and Why are we here instead of their!? I've got a Game to win!" Amy kept going on. "Okay. Look, I'm just as confused as you are but shrieking about it, isn't gonna get us anywhere. Let's just try and remember what we remembered befo-" Before Johnny finished, Someone had appeared before both of them.

"Hello, Old Contenders." The person said as it appears to be Hunter. "HUNTER!?"


Back to the Teams...

Team Kinosewak and Maskwak have arrived to the Island where The Interns still have the Monkeys in the Cage while they also setup a TV that shows Chris on the Monitor. "Hello, Contestants! Assuming that an Old Friend of mine had already explained, Your Challenge will be to hunt for both the Monkeys and The Teammates who went missing. The Vending Machine had also been moved to this Island so You'll just have to chase for the Monkeys holding the Coin and If you find the Contestants, Even better!" Chris explained.

The teams raced off into the forest in the direction they thought they saw their monkeys go. Brick follows behind Team Kinosewak while Zoey follows Team Maskwak.

"Come on!" Jasmine cried, beckoning her team to hurry up. "That monkey could be halfway to Brisbane, right now!" Topher was the first to catch up with her. "I have a few errands to run and then I'll come find you guys!" said Topher, before running off in the opposite direction.

"Errands?!" Jasmine cried incredulously. "What?!"

"Yes, so do I!" said Scarlett, also running away.

"Are you-?! What?!" Jasmine stammered.

"Where are they going?" Sammy asked, just as confused.

"Ugh! Never mind! We'll find the monkey ourselves!" Jasmine declared.

"But it's against my code to never leave a Man behind!" Brick said. "Don't worry, Brick! Maybe they'll come back soon. Now come on, Those Monkeys being surrounded by the Mutants on this Island is not gonna be good for them, nor us."

Elsewhere…

The Bears had cornered Betty quite easily. She was perched on a rock next to the edge of a pond, looking over her treasure. Dave, Shawn, and Sky approached her, grinning eagerly.

"Sugar! Hand me the banana and I'll see if I can trade it for the coin!" Dave commanded. He held his hand out behind him, but there was a distinct lack of fruit coming into it. "Sugar?"

Dave, Sky, and Shawn turned around to see Sugar who ate the Banana. Dave, Sky, and Shawn groaned. A little while back, Dave had given Sugar the banana to hold onto while he pushed bushes and branches out of his way.

"What? You never said the banana was part of the monkey-tricking plan. Besides, you're better off using the element of surprise! "

"Argh! Now what?!" Shawn groaned.

Sugar tries to pounce at the monkey but ends up falling into a stream. To make things worse, the monkey eats the gold coin. "No!" The rest of the Team shouts in shock.

Chris was setting up a television screen while walking with Don and His Boss, Dominic when Topher recklessly ran into him and knocked him over. "Chris! I am so sorry!" Topher apologized, helping a disgruntled Chris back to his feet. "I was chasing the monkey and… Have you seen him? No? Okay! Bye!" Topher ran off before Chris could respond.

"Has that one been doing that a lot?" Don asked and Chris nodded. "Note to self: Start hating Topher."


Confessional: Topher

"I got Chris's phone!" (Holds up a smartphone and laughs) "So easy, it was like taking money from a monkey!"

End Confessional


Sammy and Jasmine were still on the hunt for Alfonse. They thought they were in luck when they heard hooting.

"Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ha-ha!"

"You hear that?!" Jasmine cried.

"Yeah! This way!" Sammy cried hopping through the bushes excitedly. After ten seconds, Sammy came into a clearing and her excitement turned into annoyance. "Oh. It's you."

It was not Alfonse she came across. It was Beardo, grinning mischievously.

Meanwhile…

Beardo wasn't the only one screwing the opposing team. Scarlett had came across Gerald who was just finished up setting up a rope trap for the Salmons and was now prowling through the woods with the helmet of evil in his hands. "What do you think you're doing?" Scarlett asked.

"Oh? Didn't expect someone to find me sneaking off. I found this Helmet and I'm trying to see what it's supposed to do."

"Well, I'm afraid I can't let you know that. That Helmet does more than what you think, so If you'll hand it over..." Scarlett said before Gerald had then got closer as he pulled out a Pocket Knife to her and she puts her hands up in Defense. "Now now, Let's not go there. I've got some plans to do while we're on the Island. I already told my Team that I'd go off to find Johnny and Amy but little do they know, I'm on the Hunt for something else."

"So what? Is threatening me going to intimidate me to leave?" Scarlett questioned. "Not really. It's not even a Real Knife. But I'll tell you what, I've been spying on both Teams for a while and You seem like you're just someone with Smarts. So, I'll tell you what, I'll give you back the Helmet if you do me this one Favor."

Scarlett hesitated and thinks over it before speaking again. "Okay. What do you want?"

"Since this Collar on my Neck has been killing me lately, I've been having trouble sleeping and I can't stay focus with out it making me so uncomfortable. So, If you could get it off me, You get this Back." Gerald said, holding the Helmet as Scarlett nodded. Gerald handed her the tools that she needed and she got to work.

Meanwhile, Jasmine and Sammy were still on the hunt for Alfonse. They were separated for a bit before Jasmine heard Sammy calling out to her.

"Jasmine! Over here! I found him!" came Sammy's voice. Jasmine quickly rushed in the direction of Sammy's voice but came across not Sammy but Johnny.

"Johnny!!" Jasmine said as she excitedly picked him up and hugged him tightly. "Thank goodness, I found you! What happened to you? Where's Sammy?" Hunter had then appeared. before Jasmine as she became shocked. He dropped her jaw. "Hunter! You're here, too!? What's going on!?"

"Listen, Everyone is gonna be in some serious trouble here. Me and Amy got stuck on this Island after Gerald knocked me so far and Amy told me that something dragged her here from what she can remember. Hunter was trying to protect us from the Mutated Beasts and some Feral thing keeps terrorizing us and It kidnapped Amy and possibly Sammy. Me and Hunter were Lucky enough to escape and We've been trying to figure out a Plan ever since." Johnny explained.

"Yes. Assuming that you're in the middle of a Challenge, This will be rather Tricky than we thought. We need to go and rescue them." Hunter said.

"As much as I wish I could help, I need to help my Team. Topher and Scarlett left and Rodney and Thomas are with Brick trying to get the Coin from a Monkey. We need it the Coin to win!" Jasmine said.

"Then how about this, You and Johnny can go back to take care of the Monkey but tell Brick to come with me so we can rescue the Others. I might know where the Beast took them. Beware, The Island is filled with Vile and Inhuman Mutants that will attack at any moment." Hunter warned before Fang had appeared.

Fang let out a Roar as Fire-breathing winged mountain goats had came flying from above him. "Take these for example! You two go! I'll hold them off!" Hunter tells them as Jasmine and Johnny run as fast as they can while Hunter lit a Torch that would make the Mutants, Follow him.

Suddenly, the girls caught sight of Alfonse, hopping into the bushes. They quietly pursued him. After a minute, they found Alfonse's collar on the ground, discarded by the monkey.


Later, Thomas and Rodney were working with Brick as they were in pursuit of Alfonse. Suddenly, the Boys caught sight of Alfonse, hopping into the bushes. They quietly pursued him. After a minute, they found Alfonse's collar on the ground, discarded by the monkey.

"Losing your jewelry won't help you, George!" Thomas taunted picking the collar up. "Because we are hot on your…" Thomas stopped cold. Right before The Boys was a tall tree where at least forty spider monkeys sat. It was impossible to tell which one was theirs.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The boys yelled in horror.

Elsewhere…

Betty was sitting in between two large rocks, scratching her armpits. Sky and Shawn stood on either side, ready to pounce on her.

"Hold her, Shawn!" Sky commanded. "While I try to get the coin!"

"Yeah, sure!" Shawn affirmed. He inched closer to the monkey, being careful not to scare her off, but he really should have acted quicker. Because right as he was about to pounce, A Giant Mutant Gopher popped out from behind the rock, seized Betty, and swallowed her whole. The team gasped.

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF QUEEN ELIZABETH THE II IS THAT THING!!?" Elliot shouts in absolute Horror while Ella and Him scream in fear as the Giant Gopher shrieked at them. "Not again! These are the same Gophers that almost got me and Mike killed two seasons back! Be careful, Guys!" Zoey warned everyone as they all took some steps back.

"If that's how it ends for Team Maskwak, This could be one "Giant" Problem for Lawsuits." Chris said nervously but still tried to make a Joke. Chef and Don rolled their eyes. "What? Too Soon?"

"(Ba-dum, crash!)" Chris cringed as Beardo, having just shown up out of nowhere, imitated a rim-shot. Chef snickered.

"Dude! You're in the middle of a challenge! Beat it!" Chris snapped angrily at the human soundboard. Beardo complied and Chris turned to the camera. "Okay! Seriously, What was I thinking when I rented the old Island to a Toxic Waste Comapny!? Will these Contestants be able to Survive once we get back!? Why are some of the Contestants disappearing!? Stay tuned to Total… Drama… Pahkitew Island!" Chris said, Now Scared.

"What are you doing narrating!? We have to save the Contestants!" Don said before Chris and Chef run off with Don.


After the commercial break, we cut to Topher hiding behind a tree and using Chris's phone. "Hello? Is this the executive producer of Total Drama? Excellent! I'm… Scribs Hackley calling from a major newspaper that you've definitely heard of. Question: How old is your host, Chris McLean? Sixty or sixty-five? Really? Guess those were hard years. Have you ever considered a younger host with amazing hair? I'll call you back! I gotta run!" Topher hung up the phone and rubbed his hands together sinisterly. "Ha! The seed of doubt is planted!"

Meanwhile, Jasmine and Sammy were having no luck in determining which monkey was Alfonse.

"Look at all of them!" Rodney cried.

"Come on! Which one of you has it?!" Brick demanded. The monkeys responded by making fun of her. They made funny faces, blew raspberries, hooted mockingly at her, shook their butts at her, made L-signs with their forefingers and thumbs, and a few even flipped her off, all the while laughing naughtily. Thomas growled in frustration as He held Alfonse's collar. Just then, Scarlett and Topher and Jasmine appeared.

"Brick! I need your help! An old Teammate of ours needs you to help get other Missing Teammates and They might be in Danger with the Mutants after them!" Jasmine said to Brick, who became shocked. "Mutant!? But there's no way I can take them on alone! But I never am to leave a Man behind!"

"Then don't leave your Men behind! Go and help him, Soldier! That's an order!" Jasmined ordered as Brick Saluted. "Ma'am, Yes, Ma'am!" Brick then runs to go and Find Hunter while Jasmine looks at the Situation. "Did that Monkey really take off their collar? Ugh! How are we supposed to tell which one has the coin!"

"Does this mean any one of these monkeys could be our monkey?" Scarlett asked hesitantly. "Well, anyone got any bright ideas?" Topher asked.

"Yeah, there's a simple way to solve this…" said Scarlett.


Meanwhile, with the Tigers…

"There's no way to solve this!" Shawn exclaimed. "It's a coin wrapped in a monkey, wrapped in a Zombie Gopher!"

"That thing is gonna eat us! We're all gonna die!" Elliot screams in terror as Ella holds onto Elliot and she never lets go of him.

"Guys! Calm down!" Sky said. "The coin is in there, so let's just bring Chris the Gopher!"

Dave, Shawn, and Zoey gasped. "Um, Sky?" said Dave slowly and carefully. "I love you. I think you're awesome in every way."

Sky blushed. "Dave! Now is REALLY NOT THE TIME!" Elliot yells at him.


Confessional: Elliot

"What kind of sick, horrible, vile, evil Monster would ever create such Dangerous Monstrosities like that! This like all my Worst Nightmares come to life!" Elliot said, still horrified.

-

Confessional: Ella

Ella sucked her thumb as her face was still showing Fear. "I think I Tinkled myself..." Ella looked down as a Large Wet stain appears on the lower part of her Dress. She tried to hide it with her hands in embarrassment

-

Confessional: Zoey

"Okay. So, I might be a little afraid of Gophers. Can you blame me? Mike was willing to sacrifice his life to save Me and Cameron when they attacked us! I couldn't believe that we were almost about to die! Thank goodness that Brick saved us! I still owe him one!"

End Confessional


"But this… is a terrible idea and is going to get us all killed!"

"You have a better idea?" Sky asked, slightly offended.

"How about, running for our lives?" said Dave, pointing at the bear. The Gopher was now standing there...Menacingly. The Gopher lunged at the Bears who screamed and scattered. Unfortunately, the Gopher managed to catch up to one of them. It seized Dave and held him in a headlock.

"Argh! Help!" he cried. Shawn, Sky, , Zoey, Elliot, and Ella turned around and gasped. The former two ran back to help the germaphobe, but the Gopher tightened its grip on him. "Ugh! Don't help! Don't help!" he choked. Shawn and Sky and Zoey backed up.

Meanwhile, with Brick and Hunter…

Hunter was leading Brick to where He saw the Thing that kidnapped the Sister Twins while Chris and Don tried to communicate with them with the Walkie-Talkie. "Brick! Brick! Do you come in!? What's going on right now!?" Don spoke.

"The Twins named Amy and Sammy have been captured by something and I'm working with a Contestant to help find them." Brick replied.


Confessional: Chris

"I think I can get an Idea of who. After the last Two Seasons, The Boss wanted to almost Replace me with Don! My Mentality kinda shifted drastically after Season 3 and Now I have to deal with this! Just to set the record straight, No one does a Better Job as Host for this Show then me! But Lawsuits and making Mr. Marshton upset is the LAST thing I need to deal with! Capiche?"

-

Confessional: Don

"The Reason I came here was to check on My Old Friend, Chris. Truth is, We went to School together and He was always the guy who'd pull pranks on everyone and bragged about being Famous. I have no idea how He got his own Show but I was even shocked to hear that he had got 5 whole seasons from it and now 6. Seriously, How many times has this guy been getting into Legal Trouble?"

-

Confessional: Mr. Marshton and Mr. Coconut

"As the Real Creator of this show, Even I'll admit that I've been letting Chris bite off way more than he I allow him to chew. I mean, an Island filled with Toxic Beast was possibly the worst idea but I thought that It would make for a good season! Right, Mr. Coconut?" Dominic asked him.

"See? Mr. Coconut has been around from the First Season and He gets it! Still though, I've lost so much Money from this Show that I practically GAVE him this show. Not only did he get arrested During Season 4 but SUNK THE ISLAND! Do you know how much Money I lost from Lawsuits and the Investments that I made from Camp Wawanakwa!? 100,000 after 1,000,000 of Dollars down the Drain!!"

-

Confessional: Mr. Belmud

"Dominic. He sucks. That is all."

End Confessional


"Okay! We've got the rest of the Contestants to deal with the Monkeys so You focus on finding the Twins and-" The Communication had ended as the Walkie-Talkie stopped working. "Do not worry, Brick. I have explored this Island since I was blasted here after my Elimination." Hunter said.

"You got eliminated? What for?"

"I brought dishonor to my Team by bringing them Failure than Victory during our Second Challenge." Hunter said.

"At least you went out trying. I'm suggesting by the clothes, You're also a Cadet, too?"

"Not anymore. I was kicked out for some Anger Issues and I became a Wilderness Survivor instead. I had ran into this one Girl who could read Other's Auras and had taken that as My own Skill."

"You mean Dawn? I once was on the same Team with her but we didn't talk much. She was nice, Though"

Meanwhile, Sammy and Amy were alone together as they got captured by something that seemed to be leading all of the Mutants that were everywhere on Boney Island. "Sammy? What is even going on anymore? I keep getting into this mess and You better hope that it's not you doing this to spite me!" Amy bickered as Sammy rolled her eyes. "If it was me, Why would I even be standing right here with just as the same Million Questions that you have?" Sammy retorted.

Soon, Something came up to them as it was Ezekiel or as He is normally known as "Feral Zeke", He seemed to try and inspect them for a moment before stepping back. "Wait. Isn't He that one Homeschool Kid with the Rats?" Amy questioned until Sammy corrected. "His name is Ezekiel. He went Feral during World Tour after Homeschooling with Rats for too long. He hasn't been the same ever since." Sammy said.

"Whatever! He has a lot of nerve dragging me into this! I could've been eliminated for this! I haven't even got a chance to do anything and Now, I'm gonna be eliminated, Thanks to you and him!" Amy angrily said before going to attack Ezekiel but quickly overpowered her. "Uh oh." Sammy worriedly said as Feral Zeke got angry and called upon some Mutants who came crowding the Twins.


Meanwhile, with the Salmons...

"Our best chance to find which monkey has the coin is by conducting a neuroscientific experiment." Scarlett stated. "I mean, it's no secret that there's hyperactivity in the mirror neurons of primates, right?" Scarlett chuckled. Her team looked at each other, dumbfounded.

"Uh, you're totally right!" said Rodney. "Whatever you said…"

Scarlett sighed. "I said, we play Monkey See Monkey Do?" Scarlett clarified, dismayed.

"I love it!" said Topher.

"Of course!" said Rodney.

"Great idea!" said Jasmine.

"I found a Peanut!" said Thomas.


Confessional: Scarlett

"Note to Self: Use… little… words!"

End Confessional


"Come on, monkeys!" Thomas cried. "Wave your hands in the air, like pom-poms!" The Salmons then waved their hands excitedly. The monkeys, fascinated by the behavior, imitated the waving.

"Cool guy double-pointing to the camera!" said Topher, coolly. The Salmons leaned backwards and pointed coolly at the monkeys, who mirrored them.

"Throw a coin into the air!" said Scarlett. Each of the Salmons took out a coin and flipped it onto the ground." The monkeys, lacking the resources to perform this action, merely frowned at Scarlett. Except for Alfonse, who happily tossed a gold coin into the air, only for it to be caught by Jasmine.

"Ha! Gotcha!" Jasmine bragged victoriously. Alfonse smacked himself. "Thanks, mate! Let's go!"

The Floating Salmon took off toward the vending machine. "I hope that Sammy and the others are okay..." Thomas said as he was now getting worried.


Confessional: Thomas

"Ever since Timothy got booted out, I've felt like I lost all the Help that I needed. Tim was the one who was able to help me through so far and ever since He's been gone, I felt like I lost my edge. Thinking constantly about Sammy probably isn't helping but she's all I can think about now! Me and Owen didn't handle being on this Island and we almost became one of the Mutants Take-Out Meals! Now that Sammy is also gone now, I can't even think straight anymore! Maybe I should've gone with Brick and Hunter..."

Thomas felt Guilty.

End Confessional


Meanwhile, with the Bears...

"Ella! Sing to the bear! Sing to it!" Sky commanded.

"Oh, I don't know if I can!" Ella moaned. "I'm too scared! I could never think that Animals would be scary but this Gopher is Truly Terrifying!"

"You've got to try! Dave's life is in danger! Come on! You'll be a hero!" Zoey said.

"Whatever you're going to do, do it fast!" Dave cried as the Gopher began squeezing him, making it difficult to breathe. Ella looked at Dave.

"Listen Ella. I know you're scared and so am I! But you can't let your Fear get the best of you. It'll continue to follow, The more that you lash onto it! I may LOOK like a Scared Child but I never let it get to me! Truth is, I wanted to gain the confidence to tell you that I love you! I couldn't get enough of you and I couldn't say much to you since I've never dated before and didn't know what to do! But I know that you can get us out of this if you just get up, look that Gopher in its beady eyes and say "I! Can! Do! This!"

Ella was affected greatly by Elliot's Confession/Motivational Speech as she looked back at Dave and the Mutant Gopher as she grew a Face of Pure Confidence.

"Alright! Alright! I'll try!" Ella declared. "Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!" The Gopher stopped squeezing Dave and looked at Ella."Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!" The Gopher was soothed by Ella's voice being as angelic as ever.

"Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!" Several birds perched on Ella's fingers as she sang. The Gopher dropped Dave, who gasped for breath.

"Ah-ah-ah, Ah-ah-aaaaaahhh!" The Gopher had became happy as it smiled and came up to Ella, wanting to be Petted and which she did as her Whole Team cheered for her. "You did it! You go girl!" Zoey cheered.

As the Floating Salmons ran to the vending machine, they burst into hysterics. They were all laughing so hard, Scarlett forgot to steer them away from the rope trap. She broke the tripwire and the entire team was hoisted into the air, trapped in a giant net suspended twenty feet above the ground. The laughter stopped immediately.

"Oh, crud..." Scarlett muttered quietly. The trap had been a backup plan and was set for the Bears. The last thing Scarlett needed was for her team to realize that she had set up this trap. Oh, if only Max were still here, she thought.

"Ugh! I bet Beardo made this trap!" Jasmine cried angrily after she got over the surprise. Scarlett breathed a little easier.

The Bears would have burst out laughing too if they weren't in such a serious situation. Gerald had caught up with them as Scarlett glared at Gerald as he ran past and followed behind his teammates.


Confessional: Gerald

"That Trap was setup by me. It was all according to plan. Try and get Scarlett to be alone from her Team and convince her to help take the collar off me. I found Max's Evil Helmet and used it as Contraband. I made a Deal with Scarlett that if she gets the Collar off me and keeps her mouth shut about me then I'll be sure to leave the rest of her team alone and not sabotage the votes for who they want to send home and I also used that Evil Helmet for other things that you'll see in a second."

Gerald then holds the Electric Collar in his hand as he breaks it apart and watches the broken pieces fall to the ground. "I'm back, Baby!" Gerald said, Manically

End Confessional


Meanwhile...

Sammy and Amy were backed into a Corner as Feral Zeke had several Mutants surrounded them. Both of them were afraid and felt like it was gonna be the end.

"Sammy. If this is how we go out, I just want to tell that I'm sorry! I'm sorry about everything that I put you through! I kept bullying you for so long because I was upset our Mom and Dad's Divorce and I kept feeling like it was my fault! Mom knew that and tried to make me feel like it was yet the Guilt kept killing me! I didn't know how to get rid of it and it was making me feel worse and I was bottling up so much than I could handle and I ended up taking on you!" Amy confessed.

"The truth is Sammy, I like you! I've always have and I really do expect the best for you but I couldn't bring myself to admit it because I was too Prideful to say that and after Timothy talked to me, I realized that even though we have our differences and you do many things I can't stand, You're still my Family and I wouldn't have any other way!" Amy said to Sammy

Sammy was beyond lost for words and didn't know what to say. Before Sammy could reply, Brick and Hunter had came to the Rescue. "Hey Gophers! Care to take another whiff of this!?" Brick called out to the Mutant Gophers as he takes off his boot and throws it at the Gopher which caused them to Retreat from the Stench.


Confessional: Hunter

"The smell of one's Shoes will be enough to Repel against them? Why didn't I think of that?"

-

Confessional: Brick

"After everything I went through the last time I was here, I have been able to grow enough more Confidence than I did before! Now, I feel like I can do anything!...I am still afraid of the Dark, though..."

End Confessional


The Gophers fled but Feral Zeke growls at Brick and Hunter before Hunter points his spear at Zeke's Face. "Stand down. Nobody gets hurt." Hunter keeps Zeke staying still while Brick takes Sammy and Amy out of the way and rescues them.

Meanwhile, Chris was flipping through the channels on his television, looking shocked, dumbfounded, horrified, infuriated, and humiliated. "What is going on!? Chris cried.

"Beats me!" said Chef, looking just as bewildered as Chris. The host grabbed for his radio but found that it was missing.

"Walking with a Gopher! It doesn't matter where! The sun is out! And I haven't got a care!" Ella sang. The Gopher reacted to Ella's singing in the usual way. It followed the princess to the meeting area, swooning. Sky, Shawn, and Dave trailed behind. Eventually, Brick along with Sammy and Amy passed under the net holding the Salmons.

"I've never seen such a happy bear!" Topher commented. "Not even in cereal commercials!"

"Oy, you!" Jasmine cried. Brick, Sammy, and Amy looked up.

"Jasmine!" Sammy called.

"Whoa! How'd you end up like that?" Brick asked.

"Someone from the other Team must've built this trap!"

"What? No way!" said Sammy.

"It must have been Hunter!" said Brick.

"Uh, Hunter is gone!" said Hunter. "Remember? You guys saw him get eliminated?"

"Actually, That wasn't my Trap. If I had to guess, It could've been the work of this Feisty Creature." Hunter arrives and said as He carried Feral Zeke who was Tied up.

"He must've seen Amy and Johnny on the Island at some point and set Traps for either anyone else who came to the Island or for catching Prey and You all seem to have been caught in it" Hunter suggested.

"It would make sense. I did remember something dragging me and Amy when I first landed on the Island. He must've been the reason why Amy wasn't back on Pahkitew before that Challenge, Last time." Johnny said.

"Get us down!" Jasmine demanded. "Hold on, Allow me." Hunter climbs a nearby tree as uses his Spear to cut the Rope as everyone had fell to the ground and was free from the Trap. "Finally! I was getting pretty cramped in that thing!" Rodney said.

Everyone gets up except for Sammy and Thomas who fell on too off each other, who shared an accidental Kiss on the lips. Sammy quickly gets up as Topher, Rodney, Brick, Johnny, and even Hunter went "OOOOOOOO"

"Hohohoho, Thomas! You Sly dog!" Johnny rooted for Thomas as he helped him up. "What can I say? The Girls on our Team just can't keep their hands off me!" Thomas pridefully said before Amy gets mad and kicks him in the Kiwis. "Can't even bend over" Thomas groaned in pain.

"So, you say the coin is in the monkey, which is inside this Mutant Gopher. That's the story you all agreed on?" said Chris, skeptically.

"It's the truth!" Ella pleaded.

"Okay, compared to everything else that we've had to deal with. This is bound to be the most odd." Don added.

"Regardless, We've still got a Challenge to get through and The Boss is starting to get bored. So, if you don't get the coin in the vending machine, you guys lose."

The team groaned in frustration. Just then, Beardo arrived. "Hey, guys!" he greeted. "Did we win?"

"No, not yet." said Sky. "Way to show up after all this time, dude!" said Shawn, impatiently.

"Sorry."

"Where have you been?!" Dave scolded.

"I was messing with the other team." Beardo explained. "What's with the Giant Gopher?"

"Our monkey is in the Gopher!" said Ella.

"Oh. Okay, then. No problem-o!" said Beardo. "I know the Heimlich maneuver!" Beardo seized the entranced bear from behind and squeezed its stomach. "Alright, Smokey! Cough up the monkey!"

The bear proceeded to throw up miscellaneous junk, including a license plate, Cody's wallet, and Cody's shoes. Dave, Ella, Shawn, Elliot, and Sky stood by with disgusted looks on their faces.

"Come on! It's gotta be in there!" Beardo grunted. The Gopher barfed up a sink. "This bear's got a big appetite!" Beardo commented, impressed. After an excessively violent hack, Betty was spewed out of the bear holding a magazine and looking traumatized.

"EW!" cried Beardo's teammates.

"Alright! Round two!" Beardo declared. He picked up Betty and roughly stuffed his hand down her throat and began rummaging around inside her.

"Ah! Don't do that!" Sky cried, heavily disturbed. "Let's see… Where's that coin? No… Ooh! That ain't it! Ugh! Stop squirming, Betty! You brought this on yourself!"

"Please stop!" Ella cried. "Here comes the coin!" called Jasmine, running into view.

"Search that monkey, Beardo!" Sky cried urgently.

"Jasmine's almost here!" Dave shouted.

"Find that coin!" Shawn yelled.

Finally, Beardo's determined scowl morphed into a victorious grin. "Cha-ching!" Beardo imitated the sound of a cash register bell as he pulled the gold coin out of Betty. She ran to Beardo and kicked him in the butt, causing him to fall forward and drop the coin.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried the Bears. Jasmine ran to the vending machine and deposited her coin. "Game over!" Chris announced. "Team Kinosewak wins the challenge!"

Team Kinosewak started cheering, having just arrived. Meanwhile, the Mutant Gopher ate Betty again.

"(Whomp-whomp-whomp-whoooooomp!)"

"Tonight's snack food is provided by our Japanese affiliate: Chef Hatchet's Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails!" Don said.

"And as for Brick and Zoey, They'll be sent back home after the Elimination Ceremony!" Chris said.

"Well, It was a pleasure to work with you all!" Brick said to Team Kinosewak as They all Saluted.

"Group Hug!" Zoey declared as Everyone except Gerald had gathered around for the Hug.

Later, Everyone had returned back to Pahkitew Island where Team Maskwak had gathered around along with Zoey and Brick who were sitting with the Teams that They worked with, Respectably.


"Team Maskwak has voted!" Chris announced. But before we see who's at the bottom of the totem pole, we have some news to dish out!"

The campers all looked at Chris with great anticipation.

"After some talking with Mr. Marshton aka The Boss and some Catching up Later, We have discovered that Hunter has been inhabiting the Island and Found the Old Feral Zeke. Which means, He does agree to Rejoin the Game IF Ezekiel is given the Proper Treatment that he needs or in other words, Gets Cured from his Fertility. And That's what we plan to do!"

Chef appeared with a garbage sack over his shoulders. He dumped it out and everyone gasped. Ezekiel sat on the ground, covered in seaweed, algae, and barnacles. "He was trying to learn how to swim but it didn't go well for him" Don said, concerned.

"Now that that's over with, let's get on with the ceremony." said Chris.


Confessional: Dave

"In our first elimination ceremony, I wanted more than half of my team gone. In our second, I only wanted two people gone. Now, I really can't say there's anyone on my team that I really wanna get rid of. Funny how that works." (Sighs)

End Confessional


"The following players are safe!" Chris announced, readying his marshmallows.

"Ella!"

"Yay!" Ella cheered.

"Shawn, you're also safe!" Chris tossed marshmallows to the two. "The rest of you received at least one vote."

"The third marshmallow goes to…"

"Sky!"

"Phew!" Sky cried.

"Elliot!"

"Beardo!"

"Gerald, You seem to have got a Notice from your teammates that You haven't been involved in Many Challenges. Sugar, you ate the banana Dave was going to give to the monkey and tried to convince everyone that I'm in love with Chef!"

"And the person going home tonight is…"

"Sugar!" Chris tossed the final marshmallow to a very relieved Beardo.

"WHAT?!" Sugar screeched.

"Yeah, pack your bags! You're going flying!"

"Why'd y'all vote for me?! Cotton-Eyed Joe was the one that wasn't helping get that Monkey!"

"At least, I wasn't sleeping the whole time after the one Banana. Pretty sure, One Banana wouldn't be enough to fill someone like you up. Hehehe, Oink oink" Gerald mocked as the rest of the Team Laughed.

"WHY YOU!" Sugar lunged at Gerald but was restrained by Dave and Shawn long enough for Chef to grab her and sling her over his shoulder.

"No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sugar wailed. She was blubbering by the time Chef inserted her into the Cannon of Shame, an Evel Knievel helmet on her head.

"I'M COMING, WIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!" Sugar yelled as she soared away.

"Teehee! Who says pigs don't fly?" Chris joked. He then turned to the camera. "Looks like the Pageant Pig is out and Forest Hunter is back! Who's next in the boom-boom machine? Only time will tell! Here on Total… Drama… Pahkitew Island!"

"Can I go home now? I'm about done with this..." Don said.

END