Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew Island!" Chris narrated. "Dave tried to kiss Sky multiple times, and The Mischievous Criminal, Gerald starts another Love Triangle or Square by turning Elliot into another Man-Candy! Ella had even found a Golden Chris Idol! Team Maskwak nearly froze to death after coming into contact with our patented nude bombs! But even then, that wasn't the most extreme thing to happen to them. Even though the Kinosewak won, no one went home! Instead, Johnny was switched over to Team Maskwak and Kinosewak will now have Gerald! How fun! But this is today! And someone will blast away! So, hip-hip-hooray! For Total… Drama… Pahkitew Island!"
The Salmons' treehouse at dawn. Gerald is seen sleeping peacefully. He also had changed his clothes after his Prison Jumpsuit s was born to pieces by the Nude Bomb, He now wore a Wife beater with a Sky blue, Jean Jacket over it with Turquoise Jeans that were slightly worn out and torn. He also cuts his hair by turning it into a Buzzcut. He cracked her eyes opened to find Scarlett observing her like a hawk.
"Why. If it isn't my little Birdbrain. Here to wish me "Good Morning", Are we?" Gerald smirked.
"Oh Can it. The last thing anyone on this team needs is for you to act Friendly. If you must know, Your stage two sleep spindles were low frequency followed by an intense delta or slow-wave." Scarlett commented.
"Meaning?"
"You slept well. Unfortunately." said Scarlett displeasingly . She then walked out of the treehouse just as Thomas entered with a basket of fruit.
"You know that we know your secret, right?" Thomas said to him. Gerald raises a brow. "Pardon?"
"Johnny told us, Everything. Even, Amy did. We know you've been causing problems for both our teams and We know you're little scheme."
"And? Is that supposed to scare me?"
"Don't think you'll get away with this. We know that you Eliminated My brother after Framing him, We know that you mostly caused that Huge Problem on Boney Island and I bet you did something to your old teammates, too."
"Maybe. Maybe not. But I don't think it should be me that you and this team should worry about. If anything, Topher should be the one that you should be worried about. Did you forget that he's still trying to worry about his "Host" Situation" Gerald mentioned and pointed at Topher of who was outside as he was talking with someone on Chris' Phone.
"He has been on that Phone for days, Now. Not really useful in challenges anymore." Thomas said.
"Not to mention that Amy is going to want to take over the whole team. Now that Jasmine is gone, You'll have to worry about that, too." Gerald included as Thomas raised a brow.
"Think about it, Amy and Sammy are still bickering at each other despite their Commencement. Chances are that either one of them will try to get you to vote off the other, since you've been hanging around them, Mostly." Gerald said. Thomas grew a face of realization. "Wait! Nice try! I'm not falling for that! You may think that I'm stupid but I'm not Braindead."
"Eh, suit yourself. Just saying, If He's not here. Then, Maybe You might be outta luck soon. I mean, You do want to win for him." Gerald tehn leaves. Thomas was left skeptical.
Confessional: Thomas
"Ever since that Timothy got eliminated by Gerald, I didn't handle it quite well. I'm usually the guy to follow someone else, not the guy to take charge...but maybe Amy and Sammy haven't gotten much on good terms. They were arguing a little last night and it kept me up. I didn't say anything because I was trying to be nice but still, The Conflict has to end or Amy has to go...Did I say that out loud?"
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Confessional: Gerald
"Maybe to fill some time, I guess I'll tell some of My Story. I was born in Chicago and had a Sister, which I won't mention her name. All I can say is that she does kinda take up after me. After being hunted down by the RCMP for blowing a Kitchen by accident, She's had some time with getting into Legal Trouble. The Family kept us away from each other and Mom even hid Izzy away from me because I was "Too Dangerous" to the world. I once was arrested after I gave the Teacher, Food Poisoning. It wasn't that bad if it wasn't for the fact that He had to get Stomach Surgery. But I wasn't just gonna let him take my Phone away...without a Fight."
End Confessional
Meanwhile, with the Confused Bears…
Johnny and Ella had hit it off big time. In no time, the Duo were singing songs and playing childish games together at the behest of the princess. Johnny didn't mind a bit, as He did this all the time with his Two Little brothers everyday. He also needed to get a Stress Relief and this was his ticket, but something kept gnawing at his head after the Last Challenge.
After a game of patty-cake, Johnny started a conversation. "So what got you into Total Drama?" The Cowboy asked.
"Well, I was a huge fan of Total Drama World Tour!" The Princess answered.
"Oh. It was a pretty good season. I was more of a Revenge of the Island Fan but Total Drama World Tour was pretty good, too."
"Yes, I memorized all the songs from that season and performed them at the mall in a one-person flash mob! The nice security man said I had a beautiful voice! And that I was banned from the mall."
"Really? For singing? I once got banned from the Mall where I lived. It was because I was playing my Guitar while singing "Won't back down" near the Front Entrance. Guess the Security Guard was just jealous of my Talent" Johnny shrugged.
"Well, I did pull his pants down while singing the song from the London episode…" the princess admitted, blushing. Johnny burst into laughter.
"No way!"
"Yes, I got a bit carried away."
"That's awesome! I'd pay money to see that! Heck, I wish I could've done that! Why didn't I think of that?"
Suddenly, Ella heard a sigh. She looked downward, a mix of worry and depression on her face.
"What's wrong?" Johnny asked.
"Oh. Elliot hasn't been feeling too good, Lately. After the last challenge, He hasn't been talking to me. He usually would say "Good Morning" or Hug me but He instead just walked past me without saying anything. Not only that, He looked like he was worried about something but He won't tell me...I'm concerned."
"I see. Don't worry about it, I'm sure that he'll come around eventually. Sometimes, People have things that they want to keep to themselves and sometimes, They just have trouble trying to tell someone their problems. It's a Problem that goes on with one of my brothers but They've fixed it, soon. Maybe, You'd like if I talk to him?" Johnny offered. Ella nodded.
"Sure thing. I like you guys, Hopefully he'll talk with me. It probably isn't anything serious" Johnny said as Ella thanked him. Shawn passed by and sees the two as His face grew even more Guitly than before.
Confessional: Shawn
"Man. What have I done? I feel like I'm about to ruin Elliot's Relationship and almost was about to get him voted off. I thought that after we lost, Everyone was gonna vote off, Elliot. Now, The other team have to deal with Gerald and that's bad! I want to get that Million, more than anything but why do I feel like such a Shmuck? It was either Me or Him and in a Zombie Attack, You gotta look out for yourself! What was I supposed to do?"
Elliot was under A Tree as He was sulking and slightly crying. He did get some new clothes, He was wearing a White T-Shirt, wearing a Slim Fit Zip-up, Long-Sleeved Hoodie, Lightweight Workout Tank Top. It was in Dark Purple that also had an "E" stitched into the upper left of the jacket. He dawned a Pair of Dark purple Cargo Trousers.
Confessional: Elliot
Elliot curled up into a Ball. "Why does this place have to harm so much. I thought that telling Ella about how I feel about her would be a good thing, but now that Sky is having conflict. I don't know what happen. I've been trying to keep myself together but now, Anxiety is killing me!"
Sky was out trying to look for Elliot until she sees him. "Hey. Elliot? Are you okay?" Elliot looked up as he then puts his head into his laps, again. He was crying even more before Sky got down and looked to him. "Hey. Hey! What's wrong?"
"Sky...I've really messed up. After what happened, I can never face, Ella! I've been working so hard but it's became too much!"
"What do you mean? The bomb thing? It wasn't your fault. That stupid Chris just set that up."
"It's not only that. It's been because of what's going on with You, Me, and Dave. Lately, I feel like such a complete Monster because I feel like you might be...you know and it's causing me so much Pain because now Dave thinks I might be..."
Sky looked down for a second and sighed. "I know what you mean. I know how that feels. But I promise, You aren't doing anything wrong. I will admit, I do think you're very Handsome and Attractive but I wouldn't want to get in between you and Dave. Even Dave and I are kinda becoming a Thing, Besides My Last Boyfriend cheated on me, If I did that thing to Dave then I couldn't ever Forgive myself either." Sky said to him before Elliot wiped his tears.
"But what are we gonna do? Our whole team is a mess and I don't even know how that ness happened in the first place."
"Well, Did you may get your shirt stuck into something sharp?" Sky asked.
"No. I don't think there was really anything behind me...unless, Gerald may have been." Elliot then remembered that Gerald was the last one to follow, Everyone from last time. "You don't think that...?"
"I don't know..."
"Did you watch the first two seasons of Total Drama?" Sky asked, out of curiosity.
"Yeah…"
"So, you remember Trent?"
"Yeah, Trent. He was one of my favorites in the first season! And then in the second season, he kinda went nuts."
"Yes, when he and Gwen were put on different teams in Total Drama Action, he lost his head worrying that he might lose his girlfriend. And then he went out of his way to ensure that it would not happen, only for it to backfire and make himself look foolish. You don't want that to happen to you, now do you?"
"No...No...Never." Elliot said.
Confessional: Elliot
"Wow. Not only did I discover that Sky watches Total Drama, Too. But she also was pretty Wise enough to male sure that wouldn't make the same mistake like some of the old contestants. I even mentioned the "Love Triangle" with Gwen, Duncan, and Courtney. But I'm not gonna let that happen especially since I'm growing suspicious on Gerald, Now. I can't let that same mistake to be made twice. I've got to get my head in this Game! And I will!"
End Confessional
"Believe me, Elliot. I know this is hard for you, but you can make it through this! Remember, You're an Athlete and we got to stick together! Do this for her! For both of you! Show the Other Team what you're made of!" Sky encouraged Elliot before Elliot sniffled before getting up. "Yeah...Yeah! You know what? You're right! I'm Elliot Rogerson! My relationships with my friends and Ella might not be perfect but I'm here to win! It's time to stop feeling sorry for myself and get back in the Game!"
"That's the spirit!"
Confessional: Sky
"I'm surprised that I haven't talked with Elliot that much. Maybe it's because I never actually had friends or that we share some common things together but I wish we spoke to each other much sooner. I know that He's got what it takes to do good and get far, He just needs some Motivational words! That's one of the most Healthiest ways to get an Athlete on their feet and get that Pep in their step! I also found out, He loves playing with Marbles just like I do!"
End Confessional
Meanwhile, Dave and Shawn conversed. "Well, At least it wasn't Sky." Dave commented.
"Yeah, thank goodness." Shawn responded. "So, Now that Jasmine is on our team, you're going to try to get with her?"
"Yup."
"Atta boy!" Dave high-fived Shawn. "Maybe when this is over, we can go on a Triple-date!"
"Heh, it's funny." Shawn chuckled. "You and I got a Girl and even Elliot! I'm surprised that so many of us guys are getting girls so quick!"
"Yeah. I guess I can't blame Elliot, too much. He is not that bad of a Looker." Dave chuckled. "But Hey, We're all studs, aren't we?"
"Amen, brother!" said Shawn, playfully punching Dave's shoulder. "Beardo'd be proud of us!"
"ATTENTION CAMPERS!" Chris announced over the loudspeakers. "YOUR FATE AWAITS YOU IN THE GRAND CLEARING! LAST ONE THERE EATS A ROTTEN EGG!"
The Bears scrambled out of the cave and ran frantically towards their destination, fearing that Chris wasn't joking. The Salmons hopped to the ground and also raced to avoid having to eat the egg. "Last one there eats a rotten egg!" Topher repeated. He then turned to his teammates. "See? Sounds better with a youthful inflection. Agree or strongly agree?"
Topher wasn't looking where he was running and ended up crashing into a tree. His teammates failed to stop and make sure he was okay.
Confessional: Topher
"Been using old man McLean's phone to leave messages with the network about going with a younger host. I.E. me!" (Browses the phone) "Still haven't heard back, though. Might be time to step it up a notch."
End Confessional
Due to Topher's meeting with Mother Nature, he was the last one to arrive at the clearing. "And Topher arrives last!" Chris announced. "So he gets to eat the rotten egg!"
"Aw, man! For real?!" Topher exclaimed. "For realsies!" said Chris. "Chef?"
The big man appeared behind Topher and tapped him on the shoulder. He held up a hard-boiled egg with green and yellow spots on it. He forced open Topher's mouth, dropped the egg in, and forced him to chew. He tried to swallow but ended up throwing up. Everyone gagged, except for Dave, who fainted and fell to the ground.
"Dave!" cried Sky. She ran over and see if he was okay. "Listen up, campers!" Chris called, directing their attention to the monitor. "Today's challenge is called Hush or Die! The teams have to race through three separate and unique danger zones. The zones all have one thing in common, though: the noisier you are, the greater the danger becomes! The first zone is called The Lion's Lunch! You'll have to sneak through a field of sleeping lions! Wake one up, and you're lunch!"
The television displayed an area where a dozen or so male lions dozed on rocks, sleeping like babies. "Question!" said Sammy. "Why are the lions all male?"
"Why does it matter?" Chris asked.
"Well, I read somewhere that there's usually no more than two male lions in a pride. The rest are all female-"
"There's also rattlesnakes!" Chris interrupted.
"Oh, that's bad!" said Sammy, forgetting about the unusual gender ratio within this particular lion pride. "Um, a rattlesnake's venom is kinda… really dangerous!" said Jasmine.
"The venom in our snakes has been slightly diluted." Chris explained. "So if you get bit, it'll only feel like you're dying! And if you make it out of that zone alive, maybe you'll die in area two: The Pasta Blasta!" The television displayed an area that looked pretty straightforward compared to the last one. There were some trees, but no stones.
"Make a noise in zone two, and blindfolded Chef will blast ya with pasta!" Chef was shown wearing a purple blindfold and wielding a bazooka. Several large cans of spaghetti and meatballs stood by his feet. A bird was heard chirping, Chef turned to the sound and pulled the trigger.
With deadeye accuracy, the bird was blasted to the trunk of a tree, covered in noodles and meat. Ella gasped. "Pfft! Noodles can't kill anyone!" Shawn scoffed.
"True…" Chris admitted. "Unless the burning hot noodles cause you to scream and wake up the dragon, forcing your team to untangle you before you're eaten alive!" The screen panned over to reveal that the cave the previous day's challenge took place in, was right next to the second zone of today's challenge.
"Well, yeah… That could kill someone." Shawn conceded. "The last phase of the challenge…" Chris continued "Is crossing the Avalanche Zone!"
The television displayed a small mountain-like area covered in snow. A finish line with a checkered flag stood at the end. "You kinda ran outta creative steam for that one, huh? Old age'll do that to ya!" said Topher, leaning against the television and smiling smugly. Chris brought his radio up to his mouth.
"Chef! Gimme a shot, Ten O'clock, seventy-three degrees high, please!" he commanded.
Immediately, a chunk of pasta and sausage flew through the air and nailed Topher in the head and chest, knocking him to the ground. Topher grunted in pain. "Not the hair!" he whined sitting up. Then, realizing how pathetic he looked, he put on a false bravado. "I mean, ha! These little games might be challenging for old people, but not us! You really need to start thinking younger, Chris."
"Hm!" said Chris in mock-thoughtfulness. "Topher makes a good point! You're all so young and agile! I should step it up! So, everyone will have to carry a special something throughout the entire challenge now, making it way harder! Everyone say 'Thanks, Topher!'"
"Thanks, Topher!" said the rest of the campers sarcastically, and glaring at Topher in irritation. The wannabe host cringed guiltily. Suddenly, a hot-air balloon appeared, hovering about thirty feet over the campers. Inside were two interns, a boy, and a girl. "Okay! Release the babies!" Chris commanded into his radio. The campers gasped. The interns began dropping infants out of the balloon. Luckily, every single camper caught one. They were all asleep and wrapped in blankets.
Confessional: Sky
"This can't be legal!"
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Confessional: Dave
"There's no way, I'm changing a Diaper!"
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Confessional: Gerald
"Babies? Getting them into Danger? Wow, Is this game just so much or what?" Gerald grinned.
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"Don't worry about that, Dave!" said Chris. "The interns will take care of that after the challenge. You just have to keep them calm. Besides, I'm sure that every parent will put their life before their children, Right? Hehehe."
"Hello, there!" Ella greeted her baby, her eyes sparkling with adoration. She seemed to be overlooking that her baby had been dropped out of a hot-air balloon and that she had to bring it through lion territory. "Jasmine, aren't they just darling?"
"Um… yeah! They're adorable!" Jasmine said, with a forced smile.
"Now, before you can move on to each consecutive area, all eight members of your team must present at the finish line, including your babies. Got it?"
"Got it." The campers mumbled.
"And… go!" Chris declared quietly, honking his air horn briefly.
The campers began to tiptoe through the first area. After a minute, Beardo accidentally stepped on a bone and snapped it, causing his team to pause in terror. A lion ten feet away from Beardo opened his eyes but closed them, clearly neither hungry nor disturbed enough to attack the germaphobe. The Bears sighed in relief.
Meanwhile, the Salmons gained the lead, due to this delay. Taking advantage of their lead, Scarlett pulled all of her teammates into a nearby bush for a meeting. "Okay! Here's the plan!" Amy stated. "We maintain a lead on them, and wake up the danger we've already passed! Let them deal with the lions! All in?"
"Sure, whatever." said Topher, distracted by his phone. "That's pretty ruthless there, Scarlett…" Thomas said, disturbed. "They. Are. The. Enemy!" Amy hissed. Sammy glared at Amy.
"Fine..." Thomas reluctantly, agreed.
She handed Rodney a stone. The Big Guy tossed it at Dave but it ends up hitting Johnny in the face, making him gasped. The Cowboy stumbled back, only to step on a rattlesnake. The snake bit Dave's leg and did not let go. He covered his mouth to muffle his scream of pain. Rodney cringed, looking at him.
Confessional: Rodney
"Aw man. I can't believe that Johnny is on the other team now! He's been such a Great Friend and I have to put him in Danger. I can't do that to my friends especially since Johnny helped me get over my Problem with girls! Plus, Amy has been getting even more aggressive than she was before. I can't say much about because she scared me."
End Confessional
"Come on!" Hunter whispered. As the Eagles tiptoed on, Hunter heard a whirring noise from behind him. He turned around to find that the sequoia redwood they were hiding behind had vanished into thin air.
"What the?" Hunter bewildered. "Is it just me or we're we not just behind a Big Tree? Hmm, How Mysterious..."
Over with the rest of the Salmons, Scarlett hid her remote behind her back, resolving to experiment with it later. Topher was still looking at Chris's phone. Gerald and his baby were breezing through rather Peacefully. Sky was about to return to help Dave, but found that Elliot had beaten her to him which she was proud of him for it.
"Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm!" Ella calmed the rattlesnake with her lovely humming. The snake let go of Johnny and began licking his wounds in apology. Johnny smiled graciously at the princess. "Come on, Dave-meister" Elliot said to Dave as he helped hold his baby and have him, Follow him.
Meanwhile, Thomas was weaving in and out of the way of several rattlesnakes. He lost a bit of concentration when something caught her attention. He wrinkled his nose and looked down at her baby in panic.
"Seriously?" Thomas wailed. Distracted, He stepped on a rattlesnake and was bitten in the butt. He muffled his screams with his mouth and Sammy tried to help him but Amy stopped him.
Meanwhile, the Salmons were approaching the exit to the first area. Just when they thought they were in the clear… "Yes! A text!" Topher exclaimed loudly, holding up Chris's phone. Excited, he held it up, thinking it was the network calling him to inform him that he was replacing Chris as host, only to find that it was merely Chris's mother sending him a picture of her cat. He groaned in disappointment.
"This is not good!" said Jasmine. "You got that right!" said Topher, not realizing what Jasmine was talking about.
That is until he heard a lion growling ferociously. He looked up to see that one of the lions was wide awake, on his feet, and eyeing the Eagles with the unmistakable look of getting ready to pounce. "…Aaaaaaaaaand I'll put this phone on 'vibrate!'" Topher stated.
"Will Team Kinosewak be eliminated from the challenge? And existence?" Chris narrated. "Or will they somehow escape the kings of the jungle? We're all gonna found out soon! Right here! On Total… Drama… Pahkitew Island!"
Catch!" Scarlett shouted. She tossed her baby to Thomas and hopped onto Rodney's shoulders. She then started roaring and waving her arms wildly at the lion.
"Good thinking!" said Rodney. Rodney marched towards the lion with Scarlett on her back, copying the brainiac's actions. The lion went from intimidating to intimidated. He backed up for a couple of seconds, and eventually ran off. "Oh yeah! That's what I'm talking about!"
"Whoa! What just happened?!" Sky cried, bewildered.
Confessional: Scarlett
"Panthera leo are apex predators, not unlike ursus arctos horribillis. So the instinctive predator-prey response is: Don't run from lions or bears, show them you're the boss!"
End Confessional
The Salmons finally made it to the end of the first area and were stunned to see that Shawn had somehow surpassed them and beaten them there. He leaned up against the signpost, waiting for his team.
"What?!" Gerald cried. "How did you beat us?!"
"Sleeping kitties and worms with fangs are nothing compared to reanimated corpses!" Shawn boasted cockily. Johnny had wanted to take a crack by trying to make Gerald's Baby cry. Johnny tossed a Rock at Gerald's Head which caused him to shriek and wake his baby as it started crying. "Heh. Now how does it taste, New Duncan!" Johnny mocked him as Gerald angrily growled.
Confessional: Johnny
"Ha! Gottem!"
End Confessional
Shawn and Johnny sees as Gerald's Baby caused the rest of Team Kinosewak's Babies to start crying and distracted. Johnny and Shawn give a High-Five while Team Maskwak catch up with them.
"Hey, Jazz, if you ever get a moment, I'd like to talk to you." Shawn tossed her flower.
Jasmine's eyes went wide. She accepted it but shook in disapproval. "Maybe not until after this. This Baby ain't gonna protect itself" Jasmine joked. "I'm not even ready for this kinda commit" Elliot butted in before moving on.
Confessional: Jasmine
"It feels so nice that I get to be on the same Team with Shawn. Everyone on this team seems to be having some romance except Beardo and Johnny. Beardo was a bit of a nuisance but still, nice to know."
End Confessional
"Since all of Team Kinosewak made it through The Lion's Lunch, they're ready for the Pasta Blasta!"
Chef loaded a can into his bazooka and was ready to fire at the slightest sound, a wicked smirk on his blindfolded face.
Jasmine gulped.
"Ha-ha-ha!" Topher cried, playing a game on Chris's phone. "Level three!"
"Topher, you'd better step up your game before I step on your game!" Amy threatened.
Confessional: Topher
"She's right! Time to show those network execs what I've got!"
End Confessional
"Check it out!" Topher cried, balancing his baby on his head. "Five years of On-Camera Poise Class!" He ran out into the field, dove into a bush, and crawled behind a tree, all the while keeping the baby perfectly balanced on his head. "Get ready for the Topher Experience!" he said, sticking his head out from behind the tree. He then strutted out in front of the camera and began to do all sorts of modeling poses.
Topher jumped, having unintentionally stepped on a bicycle horn. The baby fell off his head and into his arms. "Did I forget to tell you the field is full of booby traps? My bad!" said Chris over the intercom.
Chef pulled the trigger on his bazooka. Topher yelped and held his baby over his head as the huge mess of spaghetti nailed him in the stomach and glued him to a tree. "Ahh!" he groaned, the baby thankfully unharmed.
"Uh-oh!" said Chris. "Here comes Fang!"
To the horror of everyone, Fang began to creep out of the cave. The Shark was blinding him, so it relied on its sense of smell to guide its way to Topher.
"Quick! Untangle Topher!" Scarlett cried, knowing there would be no way to intimidate what was, by all means, a dinosaur. Hunter rushed to Topher and began tearing off chunks of pasta off him.
Meanwhile, The Bears had just made it to the end of The Lion's Lunch. Dave and Beardo had limped there, having been weakened by snake venom. As soon as they got there, Dave fell on his butt, and Beardo dropped onto her stomach to rest.
"Uh, Beardo? Where's your baby?" Shawn asked. Beardo eyes popped open. He got back up and looked back. His baby was sitting in the same place that He had been attacked. And it was now in the coil of a rattlesnake. And the snake was resting on the back of a lion.
"Oh, no!" Beardo gasped, exasperated.
"I'll get it!" Elloit volunteered. She handed her baby to Ella and skipped off fearlessly back into The Lion's Lunch.
"Will this be the end of Elliot's short life?" Chris asked over the intercom. "I hope not, but…"
The Bears were in awe, Elliot had managed to tiptoe through The Lion's Lunch like a ballerina. He also pirouetted as He reached the abandoned infant.
"Why didn't He do that earlier?" Shawn asked.
"I don't know, but if she did, Beardo and I would be paralyzed by now." said Dave.
"Hm. True."
"Hello, Love!" Elloit greeted excitedly. She picked up the baby and affectionately nuzzled her face into the baby's. "If you were mine, I'd Charles or Ellie!" Elliot said to the baby before making it back to give it to Beardo and got his own back.
"Team Maskwak makes it into zone two!" Chris announced. "But do they have what it takes to catch up to Team Kinosewak? Unless Kinosewak figure out their problem right now, I'd say yes!" The Salmons were in a state of chaos. They were all grateful Fang was blind and was running on smell. Even so, it was right on Topher's heels. The rest of the team were ahead of him significantly.
"Don't leave me!" Topher yelled. "We all have to cross the finish line to win, remember?!" Thomas looked back as he was going to try and help him but the girls told him "No!"
A spring-loaded booby trap popped up from underneath The Boys and sent them flying through the air. "WHOAAAAAHH!" they cried. Rodney and Hunter landed in a bush, having lost their babies in mid-air. Thomas landed on his feet as though He was doing a gymnastics Trick.
The babies came falling from the sky. Luckily, Amy caught one of their babies in her right arm, The other on in her left, and Sammy's managed to land on her head.
"Um, a little help here!?" Amy shouts. Gerald and Scarlett quickly obliged. Sammy looked at her baby and couldn't but notice that it was a cute yet stupid European Boy.
"Aw, he looks just like Thomas!" Sammy gushed. "Really? I'd say he looks like Timothy but then again, We looked exactly the same." Thomas chimed in.
"Guys! Stay focus!" Amy yelled at them.
Confessional: Sammy
"Me and Amy haven't exactly became "Okay" with each other but she's at least trying to take it easy on me. I'm not sure what Tim said to her but after everything she's been through, Maybe she's actually shaping up...but she's playing hard to get. At least, She isn't insulting me anymore but she still hates Thomas."
End Confessional
Up ahead, Ella could sense that Elliot and Beardo were running low on stamina. She walked up to the germaphobe.
"Prince Elliot, you look tired! Would you like me to carry your baby?" she asked.
"Why sure, Princess Ella! Thank you!" said Elliot, handing his baby to the princess. This allowed both of them to pick up the pace.
"Whoa!" cried Elliot. "Ella, stop! Bike horn!"
Ella's foot nearly came into contact with a bicycle horn. Currently carrying two babies, she was thrown off balance in her attempt to avoid it. Elliot grabbed the back of her blouse and swung her into his arms. Ella blushed heavily.
"My hero!" she cried. She flung her arms around Elliot's neck and launched her lips into his.
"Whoa!" Elliot said. "Oh, sorry. I don't know what came over me!" Ella apologized, her cheeks red.
"Hey, it's fine! I've always wanted to do that. It was really nice...You tasted like Strawberries and I love those...a lot!" Elliot reassured and flirted with the princess.
The two of them then began to kiss again. It quickly turned into a Make-Out Session before they got back on track.
Meanwhile, the Eagles had just made it to the finish line and had crossed over into the Avalanche Zone. "Looks like Team Kinosewak is going to cross the second finish line first!" Chris announced.
"Yes! Go, team!" Thomas cried, high-fiving Rodney. But when Hunter offered one to Topher. "Oh-oh-oh! Hold up for a second!" Topher exclaimed, looking at Chris's phone. "I have all four bars!"
Finally, Scarlett lost her patience with Topher. She got up in his face and leered at him dangerously. "If you keep us from winning," Scarlett threatened, her voice becoming a growl. "You'll wish you'd never met me!"
Confessional: Topher
"Uh… when did Scarlett get so scary?"
End Confessional
Chris then arrived, wearing a parka. Also with him were the interns, pushing in several baby carriages. "Congratulations, Team Kinosewak." He greeted quietly. "Still in the lead and just one more zone to go! But first, I need to hand in your babies!"
"Why?" Sammy asked, confused.
"Lawyers called Chef's phone and said something about danger and babies and lawsuits." Chris explained, as the interns confiscated the babies and put them into the carriages.
"So you, uh, didn't have a backup plan to, uh, keep things interesting, huh?" Topher mocked. "It's like you're… losing your touch or something!"
"Slow your roll, junior." Chris scolded. The Salmons took off, taking it slow and steady, as their lead provided some leeway for caution.
"Okay, seriously!" Jasmine whispered loudly. "Why haven't I seen this part of the island before? It- it's like it just popped into existence!"
"Nope! Always been here!" said Chris, firmly. "Maybe you aren't as observant as you think!"
Finally, the Bears arrived. Shawn tossed Dave onto the ground. And right after that, Beardo collapsed, finally succumbing to the paralysis that had overtaken Dave.
"Hey, guys!" Chris greeted. "Before you go any further, I'm going to need you to hand in your babies!"
"Aw, but why?" Ella whined, still struggling to carry all four of the babies.
"Because the lawyers said babies can't be in danger and whatever!"
"I already told you. I gave the stupid baby back, already."
Gerald deposited three of Kinosewak's babies into the carriages. He still held his original baby in her arms. The interns eyed her sternly.
Confessional: Gerald
"Okay. When I was 14, I was also a Babysitter and may have grown a spot for kids. Yes, They are good for nothing little blood suckers who are only born to make others miserable...And I like that! That's why I kinda grow attach to them since they're just like me when I was their Age. Perfect!" Gerald's Baby had then started giggling. "See? His brains is the size of a Peanut and He gets it"
End Confessional
"Now that that's out of the way, who wants some rattlesnake venom antidote?" said Chris, holding up a bottle of purple liquid.
"Me…" Dave and Beardo moaned.
"I assume your lawyers are making you do that as well?" Shawn accused.
"Can't a Host do something nice for once without People being so Picky? The First Cast was way chill." Chris said. Shawn rolled his eyes and took the bottle. He walked over to Dave and turned him over onto his back. Johnny held his head up as Shawn emptied half the bottle into his mouth. They repeated this process for Beardo.
"Woo!" he shouted. "I feel like a million bucks!"
The mountain began rumbling, threatening a landslide. "Yeah. Maybe put on some shush." Chris suggested. Dave covered his mouth.
The Tigers began speed-walking as fast as they could. "And Team Maskwak is finally entering the Avalanche Zone!" Chris narrated. "But with the lead Team Kinosewak has, they'll be hard to catch!" The campers all walked in single-file. With the Bears, Shawn led the pack, followed by Dave, then Beardo, then Elliot, then Johnny, and Ella brought up the rear. With the Salmons, Amy was in front, followed by Thomas, then Sammy, then Hunter, then Scarlett, and Topher was in the back.
"It's the network!" Topher cried, picking up the phone. "You've got the Toph-man! Speak to me!"
"We've been watching you, kid." said a man in a low, grunting voice. "And we like what we see!"
"Well! Thank you for noticing!" said Topher modestly. "It's time we put Chris out to pasture. You interested in… taking over the show?"
Topher couldn't contain himself. "YES!" he screamed at the top of his lungs. The mountains started to rumble violently. Snow came pouring down. "I'm going to rip you apart and make you watch!" Gerald threatened. However, this would have to wait, as He, Topher, Sammy, Amy, Hunter, and Scarlett were buried in a minor avalanche just ten feet short of the finish line. This bought the Bears plenty of time to surpass them.
"And it's Team Maskwak for the win!" Chris announced. The Bears cheered and exchanged hugs and high-fives. The interns reappeared with several Saint Bernards to dig the Salmons out of the avalanche.
As the Bears placed their fast food orders, Chris walked to Gerald.
"The Interns said that you didn't turn in your baby." Chris said before Gerald scoffed. "What are you talking about? I already said that I did!" Gerald said, defensively
"Umm, How do you explain that?" Scarlett pointed out the Hump on his back. "What? You never seen a Man with a Hump? Scoliosis is a Curse, you know" The Baby then appeared out from Gerald's Shirt and He sighed, annoyingly.
When the Bears arrived to take their seats in the peanut gallery, they found that the Salmons were all wrapped in blankets. Ella and Johnny cast them sympathetic looks. Gerald and Shawn on the other hand, had less sympathy for Gerald, given how dirty He had been playing.
At the sight of this, Topher laughed sinisterly. "What are you so happy about?" Scarlett sneered. "You know you're going home, right?"
"We'll see who's going home tonight!" said Topher cryptically. "The votes are in!" said Chris with an air of satisfaction.
"Scarlett, you're safe!" Chris tossed the first treat to the brainiac, who blew a raspberry at Topher. "Jasmine and Sky, you're also safe!" Chris tossed marshmallows to the Girls. "Thomas, Sammy, and Amy. You guys are safe, too!" Chris throws Marshmallows to the Trio.
"And I'm ecstatic to announce that-!" Chris began.
"You're eliminated, Chris!" Topher declared, throwing his blanket off, hopping out of his seat, and pointing gloatingly in his face.
"Who, me? Whatever do you mean?"
"News flash!" Topher turned to the other contestants. "Chris is going home and I'm taking over the show!"
The other campers gasped, looking utterly flabbergasted. Chris, on the other hand, didn't look shocked at all.
"I got the phone call from the producers during the challenge! That's why I cheered! And that's why I don't care that we lost! Because I am now in charge!" Topher then turned back to Chris who still seemed unfazed. "Yeah, I never admired you, ya fossilized has-been! I was just stroking your ego so that you would let your guard down!"
"That's what you were more concerned with?!" Scarlett exclaimed.
"Yeah! Woohoo!" Topher cheered.
"OH, TOPHER! SORRY TO SAY, BUT THERE'S BEEN A SLIGHT CHANGE IN PLANS!" cried a voice over the intercom. Topher cringed. It was the same grunting voice that he had heard over Chris's phone. "Wait, what?" Topher whimpered. He turned around to see Chris holding up the radio to the intercom, and smiling wickedly. "You?! It-it can't be!"
"Here's a lesson, Toph: when it comes to showbiz, never play a playa!" Chris bragged. He laughed and turned to Chef. "I knew he had my phone ever since he bumped into me back in the monkey challenge!"
"But how'd you know he was calling the producers?" Chef asked.
"It's what I would have done!" Chris explained.
"Oh yeah? Well, I still have my SECRET WEAPON!" Topher then reached into his pocket. "Behold! The Immunity Idol!" Topher pulled out the "Idol" and everyone gasped. "Where's the Chris Mclean, Seal of Approval?" Chris questions as Topher then sees that it was a Fake. "Wait what!?"
Confessional: Gerald
Gerald then shows the Real Immunity Idol to the Camera. "Surprise! I used the same Tactic that Scott used during his First Season! Admittedly, His Main strategy was questionable but He did pretty good with getting rid of his competition. Ashamed it went all downhill in Total Drama All-Stars."
End Confessional
"Also, This will be a Double Elimination! Since someone had voted for Rodney instead of Topher, Rodney will be your Cannon Buddy!" Chris said as Rodney sighed, sadly.
"Awww...well, I guess I deserved it for hurting my best buddy. Sorry, Johnny." Rodney said to Johnny. "It's cool, Man. But hey, You made it pretty far and I'm very proud of you for actually getting your head into the Game! If you ever try getting girl when you get back, I hope you'll know what to do. I'll miss ya, Big Guy" Johnny said before Rodney gives him a Bear Hug and almost crushed him.
Topher looked more confused than a caveman in the future. He mumbled incoherently and crossed his eyes. "Um, Chris?" said Dave. "I think he's broken."
"Good!" said Chris satisfactorily. Chef picked up Topher, stuffed an Evel Knievel helmet onto his head, and took him down the Cannon of Shame as Rodney got into it, too. If he hadn't been so confused, Topher might have complained about the helmet messing up his hair.
"You've got a lot to learn, kid!" Chris grunted, once Topher was sticking out of the cannon. "Ha! Later!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Topher and Rodney screamed. Getting shot out of the cannon seemed to have snapped him out of his disoriented state. Chris turned to the camera and closed out the episode.
"It just goes to show you that with age comes the wisdom to recognize yourself in someone else!" he stated wisely. "And the courage to fire them out of a cannon! Tune in next time for more pain and less Topher! Right here! On Total… Drama… Pahkitew Island!"
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