A/N:

In this chapter, Toe and Cowboy go on an escapade to buy some Mongolian Lamb sauce. What will they encounter on the way?

Toe was in the kitchen of the Sowmo household one sunny afternoon, when she noticed there was not a single drop of Mongolian Lamb sauce left in the house, apart from the few drips The Crazy Orange Haired Cat-Boy from Japan had had stuck under his fingernails for the past fortnight. Toe decided not to use that, incase everyone got severe food poisoning from her foul cooking. Of course, it wouldn't be her cooking that was foul; it's just no one knows where The Crazy Orange Haired Cat-Boy from Japan's fingers have been. The kinkiness is implied.

"The Dog?" Toe called from the kitchen. He looked up from his news paper and called back a response instead of getting up. Typical men, ne? "Can you please phone Cowboy for me? I wish to take him on a escapade to the shopping center, so I can get some more Mongolian Lamb sauce,"

"Why do you not use the drips under The Crazy Orange Haired Cat-Boy from Japan's fingernails? Surely that would be sufficient for eighty-four kilo's of lamb?"

Toe then explained that it wouldn't be enough and that no one knew where The Crazy Orange Haired Cat-Boy from Japan's fingers had been. Not only that, she explained the kinkiness was implied.

"By Jove! Does he never wash his fingernails?"

"I suppose not," Sighed Toe, as The Dog went and called Cowboy.

Cowboy ran over like a speeding bullet train. He was at The Dog's house within a few minutes, for he was a cow and cows are particularly fast. Cowboy bowed solemnly.

"My golly gosh!" He exclaimed, "I was so excited, I ran as if someone was trying to blow me up!" Toe gasped and grabbed him into a rough hug. He turned into a cow.

"What was that for?" He asked in a nicer manor than it sounds.

"I wish to ride you to the store. I could not be bothered to walk,"

Cowboy nodded his head and off they went, Toe on his back. On the way, they were confronted by a hobo, like so many of the other Sowmo's have done before. Cowboy was revolted by the stench the man gave off.

"You stink!" He exclaimed gaily, like the gay person he his. Toe agreed and they hobbled off down the road. Of course, over there in Japan, everyone sees talking cows, which is why to hobo did not call the authorities and the circus.

By the time they reached the store, it was almost dark. Cowboy had transformed back quite a while ago, so for the past hour, Toe had been riding on the back of a scrawny, naked boy. He had left his clothes at The Dog's, so he would have to put up with being naked for now.

Toe ran in the store and trekked along the isles before she found the exact sauce that was under The Crazy Orange Haired Cat-Boy from Japan's fingernails. She clapped and ran out of the store without paying for it. Naughty!

Cowboy and Toe ran for their worthless lives back to The Dog's house. Of course, no one was chasing them, but they were both a bit delusional at the time. When they got hom, The Stupid Rat Kid greeting them.

"Cover you shame," He told Cowboy placidly, before walking off. Cowboy laughed and Toe made a wonderful dinner.

THE END, BY JOVE!

A/N:

I have to admit, this wasn't as TAME as the other one.

See if I can do better next time…