A/N:
Is this chapter, The Stupid Rat Kid picks and eats a strawberry with The Dog.
The Stupid Rat Kid, naturally being a sarcastic, twisted little boy, didn't often take people to his extra special arena of wondrous fruits and vegetables. But on this special day, he decided to take The Dog there for a lovely cuppa and some strawberries.
"Toe? Would you please do me the honor of making The Dog and I some fresh, homemade cuppa? We're going on a fabulous journey to the special arena of wondrous fruits and vegetables," The Stupid Rat Kid asked Toe, whilst putting on a fancy, silver shirt. Toe nodded and went to work without a word from her stupid, fat, mouth. The Stupid Rat Kid thanked her and went to find The Dog.
"The Dog?" The Stupid Rat Kid called, from down the exquisite, brass stair case. The Dog hurried from his highly decorated bedroom and waved a hand.
"Yes, dear?"
"I wish to take you to the special arena of wondrous fruits and vegetables!"
The Dog was so happy, he ran straight into his bedroom and put some clothes on. He'd been naked previously, which is highly uncommon for a man of such etiquette. The Stupid Rat Kid clapped his hands with joy and Toe bought him the cuppa in a flask. The Dog ran down the stairs and cupped his arm with The Stupid Rat Kid's. And off they went.
"By Jove, it's a beautiful day, no?" The Dog asked as they strolled into the woods like a pleasant, happy, couple. The Stupid Rat Kid agreed like a good little boy.
Once they reached the special arena of wondrous fruits and vegetables, The Stupid Rat Kid picked the freshest, most ripened strawberry there was in the whole arena. The Dog gasped with joyous joy as The Stupid Rat Kid waltzed his way over and bowed low, handing the wondrous strawberry to The Dog.
"Oh dear Lord!" The Dog sighed, biting into the juicy fruit. "It's great!"
"It gets better, love," The Stupid Rat Kid cooed, pouring some cuppa. They spent the rest of the afternoon eating strawberries and drinking cuppa, whilst talking about the weather and weather Jove is a bi.
The end, By Jove!
A/N:
Muhahahaha!
Yay!
