A/N:
OH MAN, YOU GUYS!
My Nan found this story and got mad! So I had to end it!
(feels sad)
Oh well…
In this chapter, The Crazy Orange Haired Cat-Boy From Japan and Toe go for a walk through the woods and encounter many unusual beings…
One morning, The Crazy Orange Haired Cat-Boy From Japan felt like going for a leisurely walk through the many woods around The Dog's house. He hadn't done such a thing in a very long time. Had he crossed the line, by not getting exercise? Surely, Toe wouldn't want to look at him if he was slightly rotund! So he got up and went outside, where Toe was.
"The Crazy Orange Haired Cat-Boy From Japan?" Toe asked, as he tried to make his way around her. It would pain his soul if she saw him. "What are you doing?"
"Going for a leisurely walk!" The Crazy Orange Haired Cat-Boy From Japan assured Toe, incase she thought he was opening a drug lab or something, unlike his cousin, Cowboy. Toe nodded.
"I see. May I come, since it is such a beautiful day!"
"I suppose," He sighed, ruffling his gingerish hair. "But get a coat! I wouldn't want you to fall ill, now."
Toe was pleased that the strange cat-boy was actually interested in her health and well being. She went and grabbed her coat, before coming outside.
"By Jove!" Toe exclaimed, after just a few steps. "I bought no tea and biscuits!"
"My God girl, go and get some, before we all die a terrible death!" The Crazy Orange Haired Cat-Boy From Japan said dramatically, flailing his arms around, as if he was in an insane asylum. Toe was surprised he wasn't yet.
Coming back with some tea, they ventured into the woods surrounding The Dog Sowmo's house.
"So," Toe said, reluctantly starting a conversation she didn't want to be apart of. Being around Cat-Boy so long frightened her, as he had a tendency to bite people's heads of. Literally. Kidding!
"Yeah?"
"What are we in search for?"
Cat-Boy thought for a moment.
"Nymphs."
Now, Toe had heard of these. They were water maidens, who trapped princes and other (cute) males in their water pools and drowned them. But not before they got sexual pleasure from them. Not only that, they were… naked!
(For more info, See chapter "I'm a Nymph!" of Tohru Poop Brains)
"N-Nymphs?" Toe stuttered, spilling her tea. "But why?"
Cat-Boy didn't want Toe to know the real reason he was going in search of the mythical Nymph. So, he lied. Because lying is fun.
"So I can get sexual pleasure from them, silly!" He lied, through gritted teeth. "What's wrong with you?"
Toe was stunned and horrified. How could Cat-Boy go and get sexual pleasures from naked whore bags? She handed him a cup of tea, which she promptly spat in, (which was unlike her).
"Here."
He drank down the tea (along with the slimy spit) and shooed Toe away with a swift swipe of the hand. He wanted to get down to 'business' with the Nymphs.
"Go! I need privacy!"
Toe felt so depressed, she ran away. Cat-Boy laughed and pulled out a huge plastic bag, which contained; 1 sword, 1 drug lab instruction manual, a camera, 1 poison ivy scraping and a pair of broken headphones. These were all important items if Cat-Boy wanted to capture and murder the horrid beasts!
"AWAY WITH YEE, AWAY WITH YEE!" He hollered, "COME TO ME, COME TO ME!" Chanting, he threw some ivy scrapings on the ground. Cat-Boy waited silently in front of a puddle. The water bubbled slightly, but no Nymph came out. Feeling angst, Cat-Boy tried the only other thing that would bring out the water maiden.
"AWAY WITH YEE, AWAY WITH YEE! COME TO ME, COME TO ME!" He paused, before adding in- "GOD DAMMIT!"
He threw down the drug lab instruction manual and stopped his little, kitty, feet. The Nymph, with hair as green as the green, green grass, arose from the puddle of enchanted water. Ooo! ENCHANTED WATER. Her hair was quite long, but did nothing to cover her elegant figure. Cat-Boy stared, a small speck of drool easing it's way from the corner of his mouth. (I laughed while writing that part).
He quickly grabbed out his camera and snuck in a few pictures for himself and The Dog. Maybe even Cowboy, except he didn't like him much. Grinning, he took out his sword.
"Oh, it's a prince! Come to my enchanted puddle!" The Nymph offered, waving her hands around like a loony bin case. She "ooo!"ed and "ahhh!"ed, but didn't succeed in attracting Cat-Boy's attention.
"Die, by Jove!" He hollered, stabbing the odd looking girl in the head. She screamed loudly, before dying. Cat-Boy felt victorious. Now no one would die because of the horrid girl!
Meanwhile, in the bush where Toe was hiding, she heard a pleasurable screech.
'Oh no!' Toe thought angstly, 'He wasn't kidding!'.
She ran through the woods to find Cat-Boy, whom she wished to pull by the cat ears all the way home for doing such a dirty deed. With a camera!
Anyway, Cat-Boy stuck the broken pair of headphones on the Nymph, to stop her from ever magically coming alive again. Cat-Boy said,
"You have been defeated, foul one. I bid you a… BAD DAY INSIDE THIS BAG!"
But he doesn't usually yell. Except when The Dog is a perverted to poor, little Toe. Suddenly, Toe came running out from behind a tree.
"THE CRAZY ORANGE HAIRED CAT-BOY FROM JAPAN!" She yelled angrily. "What is the matter with you young man! Taking advantage of young Nymphs like that! Why, you evil, horrid, monstrous, despicable…" Toe paused mid rant and noticed Cat-Boy cleaning off his sword and the bag filled with what seemed to be a dead Nymph. "Sweet, caring guy! You killed the Nymph!"
"What?" Cat-Boy said, stunned. "You were just… and then… oh, forget it! Lets go home!"
So they did.
But not before Cat-Boy dropped off the film and got it processed into some photo's for himself and The Dog.
A/N:
Waaah! The end of another series by me.
Hope you liked it, even though it was short and this one was kinda… strange…
See you next time!
