This was Jonathan's dream….
Jonathan and Lex are fighting each other in Wrestle Mania.
Referee: In this corner we have Jonathan Kent.
Jonathan is muscle bound freak.
Crowd: YAAAA!
Referee: In this corner we Lex Luthor.
Lex is a scrawny wimp.
Crowd: BOOOOO!
Referee: FIGHT!
Jonathan: Ok Luthor time die.
Jonathan started beating up on Lex.
Lex: Oh Jonathan, I'm to much of a wimp to fight you. So you will fight the Undertaker. The champion of wrestling.
Jonathan: How is this possible.
Lex: I have more money than you have sense.
3 minutes later…
Jonathan was covered in bandages.
Lex: Ok Undertaker let me fight him.
Undertaker disappears…
Lex: Mwa ha ha ha.
Lex was getting ready to pin Jonathan, but he didn't have enough of strength.
Lex: NOOOO!
Jonathan crawled over to Lex and pinned him.
Referee: Winner!
Just then a puff of smoke appeared
Referee: Now Jonathan you must fight Lineal Luthor's new wife…THE MISTRESS OF LUTHOR!
The smoke cleared. Martha was standing there in black leather and her head was shaved bald.
Jonathan: Martha…you're a…a…LUTHOR!
Martha: Becoming a Luthor was the best decision of my life.
Jonathan: But what about Clark?
Martha took out kryptonite and a razor.
Martha: He's a Luthor now.
Jonathan: What did you do?
Clark came into the ring with a shaved head.
Jonathan: NOOOO!
Martha started beating up Jonathan.
Jonathan: Curse you Luthor.
Dream over
Author's note: No one was hurt in the making of this dream.
