This was Jonathan's dream….

Jonathan and Lex are fighting each other in Wrestle Mania.

Referee: In this corner we have Jonathan Kent.

Jonathan is muscle bound freak.

Crowd: YAAAA!

Referee: In this corner we Lex Luthor.

Lex is a scrawny wimp.

Crowd: BOOOOO!

Referee: FIGHT!

Jonathan: Ok Luthor time die.

Jonathan started beating up on Lex.

Lex: Oh Jonathan, I'm to much of a wimp to fight you. So you will fight the Undertaker. The champion of wrestling.

Jonathan: How is this possible.

Lex: I have more money than you have sense.

3 minutes later…

Jonathan was covered in bandages.

Lex: Ok Undertaker let me fight him.

Undertaker disappears…

Lex: Mwa ha ha ha.

Lex was getting ready to pin Jonathan, but he didn't have enough of strength.

Lex: NOOOO!

Jonathan crawled over to Lex and pinned him.
Referee: Winner!

Just then a puff of smoke appeared

Referee: Now Jonathan you must fight Lineal Luthor's new wife…THE MISTRESS OF LUTHOR!

The smoke cleared. Martha was standing there in black leather and her head was shaved bald.

Jonathan: Martha…you're a…a…LUTHOR!

Martha: Becoming a Luthor was the best decision of my life.

Jonathan: But what about Clark?

Martha took out kryptonite and a razor.

Martha: He's a Luthor now.

Jonathan: What did you do?

Clark came into the ring with a shaved head.

Jonathan: NOOOO!

Martha started beating up Jonathan.

Jonathan: Curse you Luthor.

Dream over

Author's note: No one was hurt in the making of this dream.