Welcome to season two, guys! If you're new, read season one, but if you've been reading, thank you so much!
Also, although chapters 7-12 were a dream, her backstory, her pokemon, her being the pearl child and Sora in smash are real. Anyways enjoy!
Also pls read Kirby's Great Party.
Pastelli: wakes up Ugh, what happened? What day is it? HOW AM I STILL ALIVE?!
Cloud: mmm...not intrested...also i like chicken...zzzzzzz
Pastelli: WAS IT A DREAM?!
Cloud: slightly spooked Woah, stop being so loud, also im glad you woke up.
Pastelli: what do you mean "woke up."?
Cloud: Youve been asleep for two days.
Pastelli: WHAT THE HELL?! Looks like i overslept just a bit...
Cloud: Just a bit?! JUST A BIT?!?!? YOU MISSED THE GREAT CHICKEN THAT I COOKED!
Pastelli: You can make it again.
Cloud: Solid point.
Pastelli: anyways, i gotta tell you about this dream. Well it started when you got out of the shower, then you had sword training, and i had one, so we and the other three swordies went, and Mythra tried to make out with you, then eventually had actual sex with Sephiroth, then we came back, there was a party, then we went to the beach for my birthday, then i almost died (A/N, chapters 7-12 were a dream.)
Cloud: what the f-
Pastelli: weird, right?Also do you like me?
Cloud: Clarify.
Pastelli: Y'know, like-like.
Cloud: no. Never have, never will. Also kisses Pastelli on the lips for a long time for some reason That was for kissing me earilier when i helped you draw me. Now goodnight.
Pastelli: NO WAIT IM NOT DONE YET! Did anything happen while i was asleep?
Cloud: Well, Sora moved in with his friend Riku, who has cats, Dedede moved out, so did Shulk, Yuffie moved in, so did Red XIII.
Pastelli: cool. What time is it? GAH! 10:30! I gotta get up!
She gets out of bed, and everybody runs and hugs her
Aerith: You woke up! After that match, who wouldn't be tired!
Red XIII: So this is Pastelli?
Tifa: Yep!
Yuffie: Have a nice nap?
Pastelli: Oh yeah! I had this weird dream though.
She tells them all the events from part 7-12 (the dream)
Sora: Strange.
Riku's cat, Dixie: Mrrrrow!
Pastelli: Aww, hi there little guy. She picks up the cat
Riku's other cat, Pascal: Merow.
Riku's final cat, Cameron: Brrrrow!
Pastelli: Damn, three cats?
Riku: I know. They're just so cute!
Pastelli: They sure are! She sits on the floor, playing with the cats
Tifa: This is so Pastelli. We gotta get Terry in here.
Aerith: already dialing his number
Terry: knocks on the door
Aerith: Wow, here already. Answers the door
Terry: What's good?
Tifa: Hey Terry! Look at this. Look familiar?
Terry: Its Pastelli playing with my cats when we all came to my house after school to study! Memories...SIIGH
Aerith: but not your cats. These are Riku's cats. The brown one with black, white and orange is Pascal, The white one with the black is Dixie, and the Garfeild looking one is Cameron.
Terry: picks up Cameron D'awww...He looks just like Cinnamon.
Pastelli: and Dixie looks like Salt but with black.
Tifa: And Pascal looks like Cumin!
Aerith: Oh, how are Cinnamon, Cumin and Pepper, Terry?
Terry: Alive...somehow...damn these cats will never die.
Pastelli: My boy Cinnamon, will NEVER die.
Cloud: walks out of his room shirtless and a pair of sweat pants on with clouds on them
Pastelli: Oh, well somebody's up earlier then usual. It's only 10:45.
Cloud: So?
Something knocked on the door, then a loud CRACSSSHH was heard outside the door, followed by yelling.
Pastelli: opens the door to a broken door on the ground, with Pit and Dark Pit arguing Um...I'm just not gonna ask.
Dark Pit: Oh, Well, Charizard got his tail stepped on by accident, so he burned the door down, so we got a new one, so me and dumbass over here were tasked to take this one to the dump. But SOMEBODY wanted to trip on WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHAT!
Pastelli: Well, I can just throw this door into the dump. She summons a portal to the dump and the throw the door inside
Pit: Well, that saved us tons of time. Thank you...Pastelli, was it?
Pastelli: Yes, it's Pastelli.
Dark: Well, thank you. They walk away
Pastelli: closes the door Anyways, Where was I? Gets back on the floor and continues playing with the cats
Cloud: Pastelli really likes cats, huh?
Tifa: Yeah, I have this video on my phone from a long time ago, me, Aerith, Terry And Pastelli we're at Terry's house to study for a project, Pastelli got distracted, and played with Terry's cats.
She shows him the video
Cloud: Awww... How long ago was this?
Tifa: Around 11 years ago, we were all 11, in fifth grade.
Cloud: Huh.
Pastelli: Man, I'm hungry.
Lucas: Omelets?
Pastelli: Yes.
Lucas: Okay then, does everybody want Omelets?
Everybody but Lucas and Pastelli: Yes.
Lucas: Alrighty then!
Pastelli: while these are cooking, might as well go ahead and take a shower.
Pastelli walks away
Aerith: Okay, So is the "Pastelli woke up" party still planned?
Yuffie: Yep! Anybody you want to invite?
Cloud: Barrett. And Zack. And Cid. And- Y'know What Just invite all the Final Fantasy guys.
Yuffie: Alrighty then!
She writes down all the names, including Sephiroth, because he's a guy from Final Fantasy.
Alright...we need a lot of food. We gotta ask Pastelli if there's anything she wants.
Lucas: Cosmic Brownies.
Cloud: Cosmic brownies?
Lucas: Yep! Her favorite.
Cloud: one of my best friends just woke up from a mini coma, I'm getting her a box of Cosmic brownies. I'm going out.
Lucas: What? Why? Also put a shirt on at least.
Cloud: Of course I'm gonna get dressed, duh doy.
Lucas: but why? Why are you leaving?
Cloud: Cosmic Brownies.
Lucas: Cool.
Cloud: walks to his room to get dressed
Pastelli: walks out of the bathroom in a robe
Lucas: That was quick.
Pastelli: I know, I just had to wash myself. Been asleep for 2 days, y'know.
she opens the door to her room, unaware that Cloud was literally naked
Cloud: screams like a 9 year old WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Pastelli: OH SHIT I should've knocked. I'm so sorry. Nice dick though.
She slams the door closed.
Pastelli: walks to the kitchen trash can and pukes why didn't...any of you...warn me...
Lucas: hysterical
Pastelli: understandable. Laugh all you want.
Lucas: No...why did you say that?! That was hilarious!
Yuffie: Don't worry, I've done that before. More than i want to say...
Pastelli: on who?
Yuffie: ...I don't want to say it...these two over here have been asking me for YEARS.
Pastelli: How old are you?
Yuffie: 19.
Pastelli: Oh, you look 16.
Yuffie: I am in the movie.
Pastelli: What mo- Oh advent children.
Yuffie: Yeah.
Pastelli: Anyways, I'm gonna hide.
Yuffie: Hide in my closet.
Pastelli: runs to Yuffie and Red XIII's room, and hides in the closet
Yuffie: Wow, wonder why she has to hide
Cloud: comes out of the room W-
Lucas: Hi Cloud...trying not to laugh
Cloud: Hey, where did Pastelli go?
Yuffie: I don't know actually, she walked out of the door a second ago.
Cloud: walks out the door
Yuffie: Wow he really is that gullible.
Pastelli: walks back into the main room and into her room
Pastelli snaps her fingers somehow and she walks out, fully dressed.
Tifa: well that was quick
Pastelli: Why do people keep saying that?
Cloud comes back in
Pastelli: FUCK KZMSJXJSNSJAMZNXJMANKSMXHSJXNSNSJSMAAMSJS IM FUCKIN TOAST
Aerith: Welcome back.
Lucas: Pastelli. you're. fucked. R U N.
Pastelli runs into a doortal, leading to a nice big house, and she knocks on the door
Samus: Oh, Pastelli! Nice seeing you!
Pastelli: no time to explain.
She walks inside, hugging her mom on the way.
Snake: Oh, Pastelli, What brings you here?
Pastelli: Well, I KINDA walked in on the guy I liked, so now he's super pissed and I kinda need to talk with Tamara.
Samus: Well, go right ahead.
Pastelli: Love you guys. She walks to Tamara's room, and knocks on the door
Tamara: Hm? Oh, Pastelli! Hi, how are you?
Pastelli: good, how about you?
Tamara: Great, but what brings you here?
Pastelli: Well, I gotta tell you the whole story.
Tamara: Well, I'm all ears.
She tells her everything that happened.
Tamara: Tell that to Marissa.
Pastelli: Okay.
She walks out into the hallway, and knocks onMarissa's door
Marissa: Opens the door OMG PASTELLI! I thought you were in smash bros.
Pastelli: I am. But I gotta tell you a story.
She tells Marissa the whole story
Marissa: Bruh. Who'd you walk in on, and who's this guy you like?
Pastelli: you'd strangle me in jealousy if I told you.
Marissa: TELL
Pastelli: points to the sky
Marissa: CLOUD?!
Pastelli: Bingo.
Marissa: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Pastelli: sigh I know. Now he's super pissed. And I might of left the portal open, so...
Marissa: Wait, you got portal powers? You never told me!
A knock was heard on the door
Pastelli: I left the portal open. Shit.
Samus from across the hall: Oh, Lucas! It's been so long!
Lucas: I know! I missed you too, aunt Aran!
Yuffie: Aww, family reunion!
Pastelli: AAAAANND my roommates are here. I'll be right back, your welcome to come.
Marissa: Hell Yeah!
Pastelli: walks over to Lucas Oh, hey Lucas, what brings y'all he-
Marissa: OH MY GOD ITS CLOUD :D
Pastelli: sigh
Red XIII: Wow, another fangirl. Damn, Cloud, You got a lot of fans.
Cloud: Sigh I hate to admit it, but I do.
Samus: So, you like Pastelli?
Cloud: N-
Snake: Hey, don't underestimate him, he's really strong.
Samus: Well, fine, I guess you can date my daughter...
Cloud: No, I don't like her, she walked in on me.
Samus: Oh.
Scar: walks out of his room O- Guys yo gotta see this.
His whole band walks into the hallway to see their idol
Scar: HOLY SHIT
Band Member: IS THAT REALLY YOU?
Cloud: I think we should go...
They all walk out, and Pastelli sighs of relief.
Pastelli: PHEWF! Well, thanks for letting me stay, but I'm not scared anymore. Love you guys.
Samus: NOW YOU GET BACK HERE YOUNG LADY! THAT'S NO WAY TO LEAVE FAMILY LIKE THI-
She closes the door.
Pastelli: runs to the door portal and slams it shut
Cloud: Ha, gotcha. Corners Pastelli
Pastelli: gulp.
Cloud: Why the hell did you say I had a nice dick?
Pastelli: IT'S JUST A PRAAAAAANK BRO. Points another direction
Cloud: W- turns away, but turns back to see that Pastelli was gone GOD DAMMIT.
the episode ends.
