Later that night…Something knocks on the door
Aerith: I'll get that.
She opens it to see Zack Fair, Cloud's best friend.
Aerith: Ah, Zack! Welcome!
Zack: Hey Aerith! Why'd you call me here again?
Aerith: Well, Pastelli woke up from a 2 day coma-nap thing, and we decided to celebrate on her first win and her waking up.
Zack: Oh, okay.
Aerith: Yeah, come on in! Make yourself at home!
Zack: Thanks!
He walks in, and Yuffie walks up to him.
Yuffie: OH MY GOD ZACK!!
Zack: YUFFIE! Long time no see!
They run and hug each other
Cloud: Zack? I thought you died!
Zack: Nah, just been really busy.
Cloud: Ah.
Pastelli: Zack!
Zack: Woah, who are you?
Pastelli: Its me...Pastelli?
Zack: Oh! You look a bit different, so I was a bit confused.
Pastelli: Its a whole long story.
Zack: Hm.
Pastelli: So Yeah. How've you been?
Zack: Pretty good. I've been busy but besides that, I've been good.
Pastelli: That's Great to hear!
Cloud: Wait, you guys know each other?
Pastelli: Yeah, I met him in Middle school, he moved in high school, met Aerith, and then met you apparently.
Cloud: Oh.
Lucas: OH LOOK ANOTHER CLOUD! But WAIT...your hair is BLACK!
Zack: Oh, so you're Lucas…
Lucas: Yeah, got a problem with that?
Zack: No, but Pastelli told me a lot about you.
Lucas: looks at Pastelli with a dirty look is this true, PASTELLI?
Pastelli: maybe.
Lucas: Eh. Whatever.
Sora: Oh look, another Cloud! Oh WAIT...your hair is BLACK!
Lucas: THAT'S LIKE, EXACTLY WHAT I SAID!
Sora: HOLY SHIT
Lucas: AIN'T THAT STRANGE?!
Sora: I KNOW!
Pastelli: sigh Y'all get along just fine.
Another knock was heard at the door
Cloud: I'll get that.
He opens the door to Sephiroth, and Cloud gasps
Sephiroth: So, this is where you live, Cloud?
Cloud: Y-You invited him?!
Yuffie: Well, you did tell me to invite all the guys from Final Fantasy 7. And I invited EVERYBODY.
Cloud: Oh god, Rufus is gonna be here any second.
Yuffie: Not everyone wanted to come though.
Cloud: P H E W
Sephiroth: So, Why was I invited here?
Yuffie: This Painted abomination. Points at Pastelli
Pastelli: HEY!
Sephiroth: Well, I already knew. It was in the memo, y'know.
Flashback:
Sephiroth is sitting at his computer, until a notification pops up, and it's an email from Yuffie:
YOUVE BEEN INVITED TO THIS STUPID PARTY THING FOR PASTELLI! :D
Room 369
Bring a gift.
Back to reality
Yuffie: Oh
Sephiroth: Oh, and here's a gift, as promised.
He hands Pastelli a box of Cosmic brownies, and Cloud is fricken speechless.
Pastelli: GASSSPSPSPSPSPSPPSPSPS HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
Sephiroth: I know everything that goes on inside your head.
Pastelli: But what would I have in here that would be worth knowing?
Sephiroth: your search history. You got some weird shit in there, like a bunch of pictures of Cloud naked for some reason.
Pastelli: GOD DAMNIT DON'T EXPOSE ME IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY YOU ACTUAL IDIOT!
Sephiroth: Yeah I know. Anyways, can I come in?
Aerith: Scared: y-yes you m-May.
Sephiroth slowly walks in, past Aerith, Past Sora, past Cloud
Cloud: HEY! The cosmic brownies were my idea!
Sephiroth: That's where I got it from.
Cloud: UGH, DID YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE TO INVITE HIM?
Yuffie: hey, well you wanted this.
Cloud: SIGH I guess you're right.
Riku: Somebody here?
Sephiroth: Hello there, Riku.
Riku: Sephiroth! Where did you come from?
Sephiroth: Oh, I mean no harm. I'm just here to visit.
Riku: Hmmmmmm...I've still got my eye on you…
Pastelli: Hmm yes very smart human over here, always keep your guard up yes yes very smart.
Zack: comes out of the bathroom Oh, hey Sephiroth- WAIT A SEC
Sephiroth: Yes, it's me. Anyways, I mean no harm. I'm just simply here to visit.
Zack: Oh, okay.
Reno: pops out behind Sephiroth Hi!
Pastelli: THE HELL YOU COME FROM, RENO?
Reno: magic.
Pastelli: I haven't seen you since high school!
Reno: You look a bit different, Pastelli…
Pastelli: Long story.
Reno: Ah, gotcha.
Zack: Oh, hey Reno, What's good dude?
Reno: Not much, man.
Aerith: Well, can i get yall anything to drink?
Pastelli: Um, do we still have sweet tea?
Aerith: Ummmm...i think we do.
Pastelli: Okay then, i'll have that. Thanks, Aerith!
Aerith: My Pleasure!
She walks to the fridge and gets the sweet tea
Aerith: Anybody else want sweet tea?
Zack: I'll take some.
Reno: I'll have a glass too.
Aerith: Alrighty then!
She grabs 3 cups, and pours sweet tea into all 3
Aerith: hands Zack, Reno, and Pastelli cups of sweet tea
Pastelli: Thanks!
Aerith: It's the least I could do!
Yuffie: So, how is everybody?
Aerith: Feeling great, doing great!
Tifa: Good, ive been in pajamas all day, and my nose has been stuffy, but it's always like that during the fall season.
Yuffie: Thats good to hear! Cloud, what about you?
Cloud: Erm- Uhm...well...okay i guess. He gets up and walks away, sephiroth following behind.
Pastelli: just staring into space
Aerith: in Pastelli's face Hellooooooooo…
Pastelli: WH- oh, so that wasn't real…
Aerith: what wasn't real?
Pastelii: nothing.
Yuffie:Anyways, How was your day, Zack?
Zack: Pretty good, if I do say so myself.
Yuffie: That's nice! Pastelli, what about You?
Pastelli: UMMMMMMMM You already know.
Yuffie: Oh! Yeah, but they don't. Tell em' what happened.
Zack: What, what happened?
Pastelli: This is siiiggghhhh really embarrassing...I accidentally walked in on Cloud and told him he had a nice dick...
Reno: PFFFFFFF...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Pastelli: SIIIGGGGHHHH I know...and I regret it. He was REALLY pissed at me. Like, really pissed…
Aerith: Speaking of Cloud, where is he? He's been gone for like, 20 minutes.
Tifa: And Sephiroth.
Just then, a sickeningly loud cry was heard from next door.
Meta knight: What the hell was that?
Pastelli: runs down the hall, and slips halfway on the way to Cloud's room
Aerith: Are you good?
Pastelli: gets up, yeah I'm fine, thanks for checking. Runs to the door
She opens the door to Cloud crying for some reason and the window broken
Pastelli: she gets on the bed and comforts him C-Cloud? What's wrong?
Cloud: sniff I-Im fine.
Pastelli: YA SUUUURRREEE??
Cloud: Yeah, i'm fine. Leave me alone.
Pastelli: No.
Cloud: Please leave.
Pastelli: Once you tell me what's wrong.
Cloud: nothing's wrong.
Pastelli: tell me…
Cloud: N-no!
Pastelli: telling somebody is the only way youre able to get help.
Cloud: Sigh fine…
Pastelli: Okay, so what happened?
Cloud: Sephiroth came in...and uhh...[censored] me…
Cloud starts crying
Pastelli's eyes grew wide, and she gasped
Cloud: I just want to forget him…
She growled, as wings spread from her back like a butterfly from a crystalus, and her roar shook the whole mansion
(Which sounded like this: https/m./watch?v=PrsHRjaD5pg
I'm sorry I just couldn't think of anything original ;-;)
Pastelli: SEPHIROTH YOU ARE SO FUCKED!
