Later that night…Something knocks on the door

Aerith: I'll get that.

She opens it to see Zack Fair, Cloud's best friend.

Aerith: Ah, Zack! Welcome!

Zack: Hey Aerith! Why'd you call me here again?

Aerith: Well, Pastelli woke up from a 2 day coma-nap thing, and we decided to celebrate on her first win and her waking up.

Zack: Oh, okay.

Aerith: Yeah, come on in! Make yourself at home!

Zack: Thanks!

He walks in, and Yuffie walks up to him.

Yuffie: OH MY GOD ZACK!!

Zack: YUFFIE! Long time no see!

They run and hug each other

Cloud: Zack? I thought you died!

Zack: Nah, just been really busy.

Cloud: Ah.

Pastelli: Zack!

Zack: Woah, who are you?

Pastelli: Its me...Pastelli?

Zack: Oh! You look a bit different, so I was a bit confused.

Pastelli: Its a whole long story.

Zack: Hm.

Pastelli: So Yeah. How've you been?

Zack: Pretty good. I've been busy but besides that, I've been good.

Pastelli: That's Great to hear!

Cloud: Wait, you guys know each other?

Pastelli: Yeah, I met him in Middle school, he moved in high school, met Aerith, and then met you apparently.

Cloud: Oh.

Lucas: OH LOOK ANOTHER CLOUD! But WAIT...your hair is BLACK!

Zack: Oh, so you're Lucas…

Lucas: Yeah, got a problem with that?

Zack: No, but Pastelli told me a lot about you.

Lucas: looks at Pastelli with a dirty look is this true, PASTELLI?

Pastelli: maybe.

Lucas: Eh. Whatever.

Sora: Oh look, another Cloud! Oh WAIT...your hair is BLACK!

Lucas: THAT'S LIKE, EXACTLY WHAT I SAID!

Sora: HOLY SHIT

Lucas: AIN'T THAT STRANGE?!

Sora: I KNOW!

Pastelli: sigh Y'all get along just fine.

Another knock was heard at the door

Cloud: I'll get that.

He opens the door to Sephiroth, and Cloud gasps

Sephiroth: So, this is where you live, Cloud?

Cloud: Y-You invited him?!

Yuffie: Well, you did tell me to invite all the guys from Final Fantasy 7. And I invited EVERYBODY.

Cloud: Oh god, Rufus is gonna be here any second.

Yuffie: Not everyone wanted to come though.

Cloud: P H E W

Sephiroth: So, Why was I invited here?

Yuffie: This Painted abomination. Points at Pastelli

Pastelli: HEY!

Sephiroth: Well, I already knew. It was in the memo, y'know.

Flashback:

Sephiroth is sitting at his computer, until a notification pops up, and it's an email from Yuffie:

YOUVE BEEN INVITED TO THIS STUPID PARTY THING FOR PASTELLI! :D

Room 369

Bring a gift.

Back to reality

Yuffie: Oh

Sephiroth: Oh, and here's a gift, as promised.

He hands Pastelli a box of Cosmic brownies, and Cloud is fricken speechless.

Pastelli: GASSSPSPSPSPSPSPPSPSPS HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

Sephiroth: I know everything that goes on inside your head.

Pastelli: But what would I have in here that would be worth knowing?

Sephiroth: your search history. You got some weird shit in there, like a bunch of pictures of Cloud naked for some reason.

Pastelli: GOD DAMNIT DON'T EXPOSE ME IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY YOU ACTUAL IDIOT!

Sephiroth: Yeah I know. Anyways, can I come in?

Aerith: Scared: y-yes you m-May.

Sephiroth slowly walks in, past Aerith, Past Sora, past Cloud

Cloud: HEY! The cosmic brownies were my idea!

Sephiroth: That's where I got it from.

Cloud: UGH, DID YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE TO INVITE HIM?

Yuffie: hey, well you wanted this.

Cloud: SIGH I guess you're right.

Riku: Somebody here?

Sephiroth: Hello there, Riku.

Riku: Sephiroth! Where did you come from?

Sephiroth: Oh, I mean no harm. I'm just here to visit.

Riku: Hmmmmmm...I've still got my eye on you…

Pastelli: Hmm yes very smart human over here, always keep your guard up yes yes very smart.

Zack: comes out of the bathroom Oh, hey Sephiroth- WAIT A SEC

Sephiroth: Yes, it's me. Anyways, I mean no harm. I'm just simply here to visit.

Zack: Oh, okay.

Reno: pops out behind Sephiroth Hi!

Pastelli: THE HELL YOU COME FROM, RENO?

Reno: magic.

Pastelli: I haven't seen you since high school!

Reno: You look a bit different, Pastelli…

Pastelli: Long story.

Reno: Ah, gotcha.

Zack: Oh, hey Reno, What's good dude?

Reno: Not much, man.

Aerith: Well, can i get yall anything to drink?

Pastelli: Um, do we still have sweet tea?

Aerith: Ummmm...i think we do.

Pastelli: Okay then, i'll have that. Thanks, Aerith!

Aerith: My Pleasure!

She walks to the fridge and gets the sweet tea

Aerith: Anybody else want sweet tea?

Zack: I'll take some.

Reno: I'll have a glass too.

Aerith: Alrighty then!

She grabs 3 cups, and pours sweet tea into all 3

Aerith: hands Zack, Reno, and Pastelli cups of sweet tea

Pastelli: Thanks!

Aerith: It's the least I could do!

Yuffie: So, how is everybody?

Aerith: Feeling great, doing great!

Tifa: Good, ive been in pajamas all day, and my nose has been stuffy, but it's always like that during the fall season.

Yuffie: Thats good to hear! Cloud, what about you?

Cloud: Erm- Uhm...well...okay i guess. He gets up and walks away, sephiroth following behind.

Pastelli: just staring into space

Aerith: in Pastelli's face Hellooooooooo…

Pastelli: WH- oh, so that wasn't real…

Aerith: what wasn't real?

Pastelii: nothing.

Yuffie:Anyways, How was your day, Zack?

Zack: Pretty good, if I do say so myself.

Yuffie: That's nice! Pastelli, what about You?

Pastelli: UMMMMMMMM You already know.

Yuffie: Oh! Yeah, but they don't. Tell em' what happened.

Zack: What, what happened?

Pastelli: This is siiiggghhhh really embarrassing...I accidentally walked in on Cloud and told him he had a nice dick...

Reno: PFFFFFFF...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Pastelli: SIIIGGGGHHHH I know...and I regret it. He was REALLY pissed at me. Like, really pissed…

Aerith: Speaking of Cloud, where is he? He's been gone for like, 20 minutes.

Tifa: And Sephiroth.

Just then, a sickeningly loud cry was heard from next door.

Meta knight: What the hell was that?

Pastelli: runs down the hall, and slips halfway on the way to Cloud's room

Aerith: Are you good?

Pastelli: gets up, yeah I'm fine, thanks for checking. Runs to the door

She opens the door to Cloud crying for some reason and the window broken

Pastelli: she gets on the bed and comforts him C-Cloud? What's wrong?

Cloud: sniff I-Im fine.

Pastelli: YA SUUUURRREEE??

Cloud: Yeah, i'm fine. Leave me alone.

Pastelli: No.

Cloud: Please leave.

Pastelli: Once you tell me what's wrong.

Cloud: nothing's wrong.

Pastelli: tell me…

Cloud: N-no!

Pastelli: telling somebody is the only way youre able to get help.

Cloud: Sigh fine…

Pastelli: Okay, so what happened?

Cloud: Sephiroth came in...and uhh...[censored] me…

Cloud starts crying

Pastelli's eyes grew wide, and she gasped

Cloud: I just want to forget him…

She growled, as wings spread from her back like a butterfly from a crystalus, and her roar shook the whole mansion

(Which sounded like this: https/m./watch?v=PrsHRjaD5pg

I'm sorry I just couldn't think of anything original ;-;)

Pastelli: SEPHIROTH YOU ARE SO FUCKED!