Author's Notes: Hi there, ladies and gentlemen, readers/reviewers of all ages, felloe victims of writer's block, I'd like to present to you, another chappie!

Disclaimer(s): I do not own Naruto or 6TEEN. Any original ideas that aren't familiar in any or the series mentioned do belong to me. Yeah, you get the point.

Story Notes: Fish, Jude's little finned fried, is still alive. Nice, hun? He's a cute goldfish.

"Ow d-do you do?"

Kakashi shook his head. "Naruto, pronounce your 'H's."

Naruto scowled. "Kakashi-sensei!"

They were currently on the boat that was supposed to bring them to Canada. Kakashi had asked them to practice their English, since there wasn't much else to do.

Kakashi grinned. "Sasuke, let's see you try."

The Uchiha frowned. "How do ye-you do?" He replied, slightly better than Naruto, but still lacking.

The Jounin sighed. "Really, what have you guys been doing?"

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On another spot in this globular world that we all live in (unless you're from another planet… if that's the case, congratulations on hacking Earth's internet connection) in Canada, or, more precisely, Galleria Mall, six sixteen year olds were gathered at a table.

Jonesy Garcia was sitting at the far right-hand side of the table. Next to him sat Nikki Wong, then Wyatt Williams, Jude Lizowsky, and Jen Masterson. Behind the table, in a giant lemon, was Caitlin Cooke.

They were all looking quite bored. Caitlin was serving lemonade to a stranger. She worked at the lemon, and while it wasn't the best of jobs, it was… okay. Unfortunately, while on duty, she also had to wear a lemon shaped hat, which simply looked weird.

As soon as the stranger walked away, sipping his lemonade contently, Jude, a laid-back boy with blonde hair and blue eyes, glanced at his friends. "So what's happening?"

A moment of silence.

Then, Wyatt answered. "There's a new student at school. His name is Kenji."

Jude nodded. "Awesome name, dude. I approve and so does Fish." he said, indicating the goldfish in a plastic bag that was resting on his left shoulder.

A customer at Underground Video, the place where Jude and Wyatt worked, had forgotten the goldfish at the store. Jude had found and kept him, and also named him Fish.

Jonesy shrugged. "Yeah, but Kenji is a jerk. I said hi to him and he went all paranoid on me."

Jen shook her head. "He's probably just nervous about being the 'new kid' and all."

Caitlin nodded. "Yeah, he seems cute enough to me."

That comment earned her stares from the whole gang, which she ignored.

Caitlin removed her lemon hat and her apron and sat down next to her friends. "Jonesy, " she asked, "Are you still looking for a job?"

The tall, tan, teen shook his head. "Nope! Super Terrific Happy Sushi gave me another chance. I start tomorrow!"

Nikki snorted. "Hey, Wyatt, I bet you a dollar Jonesy won't last more than a day."

Wyatt smiled. "Done."

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"Well, we're here."

Naruto frowned. Their boat had dropped them off at the shore, then they had climbed on a car that left them in front of the Galleria Mall.

Sakura stared at the Mall in amazement. "It's so big… how come we don't have anything like that at Konoha?" she asked in Japanese.

Kakashi shrugged. "English, Sakura, English." he said in the language mentioned but with a slight Japanese accent.

Sakura switched language. "Right."

Kakashi's visible eye blinked. Then, he opened the door of the mall and walked inside, his students following him.

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"Ah, Coach Halder just won't get off my back!"

Nikki shrugged. "Yeah… how many times have I heard that?" She scoffed.

Jen raised an eyebrow. She and Nikki were walking to Underground Video to see how the boys were doing.

Jen Masterson halted. "Hey, isn't that Ron the Rent-a-Cop?" she asked pointing at a distant figure.

Nikki blinked. "Yeah. He's talking to a white-haired guy with three kids hanging around him."

Jen gasped. "You know, it looks like he's accusing him of a 'crime'. We've got to go help!" She ran to the scene.

Nikki sighed but followed her anyways.

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The Jounin was having trouble following his own 'no jutsu' advice. His hands were itching to punch the annoying bastard's lights out.

Instead he placed his clenched fists behind his back and addressed the man in a polite tone of voice. "Sir… please go away."

Ron stared at him. "I don't like your accent, maggot. Do you have your passport?"

Kakashi frowned. As tempting as it was to simply use the Sharingan, hypnotizing the Rent-a-Cop was not an option. "I am not obliged to present my legal papers to you."

Ron was about to say something annoying when Jen and Nikki appeared. "It's okay sir," Jen said hastily. "These are friends of mine."

Ron nodded slowly. "I'm watching you, maggot." Jen flashed him a small smile.

Little did he know, Jen had probably just saved him from a horrifying display of taijutsu; Kakashi was losing his patience.

While Jen waved Ron goodbye, Nikki eyed Kakashi and Team 7. "Are you guys new here?" she asked.

Naruto blinked. "No?" he ventured, not even understanding what he was being asked.

Sakura elbowed his ribs sharply. "My friend does not speak English very well."

Then she turned to Naruto and quickly muttered in Japanese, "If you don't know what to say, don't say anything, baka!"

The hyper ramen fanatic frowned. "Hai…"

Nikki tilted her head to one side. "So… you are new?" she asked.

Kakashi nodded. "We come from Japan."

Jen had finished talking with the Rent-a-Cop had had came rushing to join the conversation.

"Japan, hun?" she asked. "Oh, by the way, I'm Jen Masterson and this is Nikki Wong."

The white-haired Jounin nodded. "My name is Kakashi Hatake. These are my students, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, and… Naruto-kun."

"Students? Are you like a teacher or something?"

Kakashi's visible eyebrow lowered. "Yes… of some sort. Who was that jerk with the funny accent?"

"Like you should talk, your accent is worse." Nikki remarked.

Jen ignored her. "He's Ron, the Rent-a-Cop. But don't worry about him."

At that moment Jude came along on his skateboard. "Hey dudettes." he said to Jen and Nikki. Then, noticing Team 7 and their sensei, he added, "And who are they?"

Kakashi once again introduced himself and the squad.

Jude gave him a sheepish grin. "Awesome hair, bro. I like it."

The Jounin frowned under his mask. "Domo…"

Seeing Jude's puzzled look he quickly translated. "Thanks."

Jude nodded. "Cool. I'm Jude."

"A pleasure to meet you, Jude-san."

Jude blinked. "No, it's just Jude, no 'san' thingy."

Nikki slapped her forehead. "Nevermind, Jude."

"Coooool."

Author's Notes: Duuuude! What's happenin? LOL. I like imitating Jude. ;) Anyhow, I, the writer, would greatly appreciate it if you reviewed this piece of artistic glory. Or not. Your choice really… :P. But regardless of whether you review or not, I'd like to wish you a good day… unless you write me a flame….