Title: Getting Dirty in the Bathtub

Team: Order of the Phoenix

Word Count: exactly 100

Rating: M, to be safe.

Challenge: Snape Takes a Bath, Smut, All Dialogue

Characters: Severus/Hermione

Author's Note: The title and challenge explain the rating. Lucky Snape.

"You, my dear, are a very naughty woman."

"Not a naughty schoolgirl? You could give me detention…"

"As much as I'd love to take you from behind over my desk, we have more important things to do."

"There are more important things than pretending to be your student again and having sex all over the classroom?"

"Of course. I lost my rubber duck, and I need you to feel around my lap under the bubbles for it."

"I see… Is this it?"

"…"

"Nope, not it. But I think I'll play with it a while longer."

"Yes… please do, Hermione."