12 Messages

Disclaimer: I want rights! More then I already have that is… too bad so sad. "But as the philosopher Jagger once said, you can't always get what you want." Gregory House to Lisa Cuddy in the episode Pilot of the first season of House m.d.. They were standing in Lisa's office, and she was trying to get him do clinic duty, he was complaining about her pulling the authorization of his MRIs. Episode written by none other then the infamous creator of the show, David Shore!) Anyway, ON WITH THE STORY!

Summary: The twelve messages that were on House's phone at the end of the episode Role Model. One Shot

"You have, twelve new messages, first message." The answering machines voice rang out through House's empty living room.

"House, this is Wilson, you screwed up, big time. Vogler isn't going to stop until he gets rid of you now." Click.

"Second message,"

"House, this is Cuddy. I have tried to stop you from making a mistake where you will have to leave the hospital. I'm trying to protect you. You are not making my job or your job any easier. Be on time tomorrow and where your coat!" Click.

"Third Message,"

"Hi, House, this is Cameron. Look, I need to talk to you, about the speech and some other stuff, so can you please call me back." Click.

"Fourth message,"

"House, it's Chase, um… good speech? I guess, uh… I'll see you tomorrow, if you make it to work." Click.

"Fifth message,"

"House, it's Cameron again, are you there? We really really need to talk. It's about my job, well. I want to talk to you in person, but… would it be okay if I um, stopped by your house later? I really need to talk to you, it's very important. Call me back if you get my message. Thanks, bye." Click.

"Sixth message,"

"Hey, House, it's Wilson again. I was wondering, about the whole speech thing, would you like me to order you a coffin. You know, no other hospital is going to hire you. Well, I'll see you tomorrow, I hope, for your sake." Click.

"Seventh message,"

"Hi, it's Cameron, again. I was really hoping that I could talk to you. You see, I really, like you. Oh, scratch that, delete this message please." Click.

"Eighth message,"

"Hi, House, it's Stacy. How have you been? I'm going to be over by Princeton-Plainsboro, and I need your help, if you could, please give me a call back at 434-555-0192. Thanks." Click.

"Ninth message,"

"It's Cameron. I'm coming over, I thought that I'd call to give you a warning in case you need to move out of town before I get there. And that was a joke, I really need to talk to you." Click.

"Tenth message,"

"Hello, House, this is Foreman. Just a quick question, how many vicodin did you take?" Click.

"Eleventh message,"

"Hi House, Cameron again, I changed my mind, I'm not going to come over, I'll see you at the office tomorrow." Click.

"Twelfth message,"

"Cameron, again. I'm outside your house, and I see your lights on I need to talk to you, so I um am coming to talk okay, bye." Click.

"End of messages," House smirked, at all of the messages that he had just received as he heard a knock on the door, just as he expected.