Rated: PG
Disclaimer: I own nothing, much to my dismay.
Spoilers: None, really
A/N: Thanks to everyone for the reviews. Thought I'd add a few more to the list. Sorry it took me FOREVER to update…real life sucks! Thanks to everyone for contributing! New additions to the list will always be welcomed with open arms! Reviews welcome.
I've Learned…
When interviewing a suspect, "I love my wife" "I killed my wife"
Normal people just do not understand our CSI addiction. Case in point, when I told my husband that the actress playing Sofia was pregnant, and would therefore possibly be leaving the show soon, he said, "Maybe they'll write her pregnancy into the show…Grissom's love-child." shudder
The most brilliant of men (i.e. Grissom) can be dumb as rocks when it comes to women
Vaguely threatening letters to TPTB can ease your conscience.
Even if you mutilate surgical masks, contaminate latex gloves, and chat with your girlfriend on the workphone, you'll never get fired as long you're wacky.
Dominatrixes are, of course, inexplicably attracted to supernerds.
You can be arrested for driving while under the influence and still keep your job even though your co-worker is developing an ulcer the size of a basketball over his possible arrest.
The blondes always get what they want. (This is especially true in Italy…I spent two weeks there watching men drool over my sister)
Grissom can't hear you from your living room, no matter how loud you scream.
The producers won't say if Grissom was with Lady Heather even if you berate them with e-mails and letters in protest. (Not that any of us have done that)
The police don't appreciate when you yell things like "Test insert object here for semen!" or "You just contaminated that evidence by breathing on it!" over the police line. They also don't like it when you try to go under said police line with a pair of tweezers and some rubber gloves, and promptly begin to tackle you and stray you with mace.
If your Genetics professor tells you that you need to choose a genetic disorder to research over the semester, and the first one that comes to mind is otosclerosis, you are a big nerd (author points to herself)
