Authors note: I do NOT own any of these characters except for the muggle people that I make up.

This is my first fic so bear with me ok?

Please note that since this is the first chapter, they're not gonna be at the movies yet.

Summery- Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs, and Lily are very bored during their summer break from school.  They decide to do what any muggle teens would do: go to the movies!  So what happens when wizards go to the movies? Well, let's just say that it's a good thing Lily's around….

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The Marauders + Lily are at Lily's house.  While Lily was the kitchen looking for snacks to feed the always-hungry guys (especially Sirius who ate like a pig), the Marauders were watching Lily's TV with fascination.  The Brady Bunch was on and they were all drooling over Marsha (all except for James who was trying to peek into the kitchen).  It was now commercial break and an *Orkin Man commercial came on.  Just then, a giant cockroach walked across the screen.  James, Peter, Sirius, and Remus screamed like girls and threw their shoes at the TV. It exploded.

"Did we get it?" squeaked Peter who was hiding behind a couch cushin.

"I don't know," said James.  He and Sirius then picked up their slightly smothering shoes and slowly approached the smoking pile of television expecting a giant cockroach to come and attack.  Just then, Lily walked in.

Lily screamed.

The Marauders screamed.

The narrator screamed.

"What happened?!" she shouted at the two boys who were holding shoes.

"There's a giant bug in there!" screamed Peter pointing at the smoldering pile that used to be a television.

"A giant bug?"

"It blew up the tellawisy-thingy!"

"The television."

"Yeah….what you said!"

"A giant bug came in, blew up the TV, and is now sitting in that pile of crap." said Lily rolling her eyes.  "How do you expect me to believe that?"

"What?!!" Sirius screamed.  "Are you blind?  Look what happened to the TV!!!  If I didn't have my shoe, who knows what could have happened!!!!"

"Hey!  We threw our shoes too!" said James, Remus, and Peter together.

"Well that explains it," said Lily.  "A giant bug came, you threw your shoes at it, but before they hit, the bug blew up the TV."

"Yep," said the four guys.

"YOU MORONS!" Lily screamed.  "You blew up the TV!  My parents are going to kill me!"

"What?!  The bug did it!"

"Bugs don't blow things up!"

"They don't?"

Before Lily could answer, her sister Petunia came into the room.  She was incredibly ugly and looked incredibly like a horse.  When Padfoot saw her, he jumped and hid behind the couch.  Last time he saw Petunia, they were sleeping over at Lily's house.  Lily's parents made her let Petunia join them.  Lily thought it would be funny to start a game of Spin the Bottle because 1: the guys never heard of it before and 2: she knew one of the guys would have to kiss her sister.  Guess who that lucky guy was?  Now Petunia thought Sirius loved her and, thanks to his good looks, she found him irresistible.  Padfoot shivered at the thought of that horrible night.  Luckily, Petunia didn't notice the couch was shaking.

"Oooh…you're in for it now, Lily," she said with a very annoying voice that sounded like somebody holding their nose.

"Shut up, Petunia!"

"I can't wait until mom and dad come home!  Now you and your freak-friends won't be able to come back anymore."

"Brat," Lily muttered under her breath.

The Marauders were watching with interest.  They were waiting for a cat fight.  James couldn't let his beloved Lily get the blame though.

"Hey Petunia!" he said.  "Did you know that Siri was talking about you?" He elbowed Moony in the ribs.

The couch jumped.

Petunia blushed.  "Really?" she asked in a falsely sweet voice.

"Uh…yeah…," said Remus catching on.  Then he leaned in and whispered, "He's hiding behind the couch waiting for us to leave so he can have some 'alone time' with you…"

Petunia blushed even more making herself look like a horse-shaped beet.

"And," he continued, "I don't think he would be too happy if he weren't allowed over here anymore…."

"So….," said Lily, "We'll just be going now…."

"Yep," said James.  "We'll just leave you two alone."

The couch screamed.

"Bye-bye!" they all said together as they walked towards the door just as Petunia was walking towards the couch which was still shivering.

It was when they left the house that they heard even more screaming.  Then a crash.  Hoping that the house wouldn't be destroyed and Sirius would still be alive by the time they came back, they stated walking down the street laughing.

"So…. Where to now?" James asked casually like nothing happened.  Peter was turning red from laughing.

"Hmmmm….," Lily said, "Have you guys ever hung around a muggle town?"

"Yep," replied James grinning evilly, "Good times…a muggle kid tried to hit me…so we kinda gave him some acid pops…oh you should have seen-"

"You did WHAT?"

"You know…acid pops…they're the ones tha-"

"I know what they do!  How old was he?!"

"Hmmm...Around five."

"You gave a five year-old acid pops?!!!"

"He tried to hit me!"

"Oh really?"

"Or maybe it was his brother…"

Lily smacked James in the head.

"So…," said Remus, "Where are we going?"

"We're gonna take the muggle bus," replied Lily.

"Muggle bus?!!! Why?"

"Because the Knight Bus is very annoying to ride on."

"Okay…then where are we going?"

"We'll decide later."

"Ok…"

They were almost at the bus stop when a black shaggy dog came sprinting down the street with its tail between its legs.  When it reached the four teens it stopped and turned into a very scared and disturbed-looking Sirius. 

"I'm ….going….to kill…you guys…" he managed to say.

"So…" said James trying to act like nothing happened, "How'd it go?"

Without warning, Sirius lunged and started punching the closest person to him-Remus.  Remus started fighting back.  All of a sudden, one of Padfoot's blows hit Peter instead of the werewolf, so Peter now joined the fight.  James stood there, shrugged, and joined in too for no apparent reason.  Lily muttered, "Men…"

Then she heard a sound in the distance.

"Ok, break it up!  The bus is coming!"

"Really?" said Sirius.  "Where are we going?"

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A/N: Hows that for a first chapter?  Yeah, I know they didn't go anywhere yet, so bear with me here!

Since I have no confidence in myself, I don't know what I should think about my fic….its ok if you think it sux because its my first fic…anyway, Please review so I know if im doin good or not! PLEASE?

Oh… in case you're wondering, I chose Sirius's last line because I luv Merry and Pippin from LotR.

I don't know when the next chapter will be in 'cause I don't know how much free time I'll have….

*In case you're wonderin, Orkin is this bug killer Co. that actually has a commercial with a giant cockroach crawl across the screen.  They got sued because a few people who saw it thought it was a real bug and broke their TVs because they threw something at it (sound familiar?)

~anyway…bye for now! ~

                                                                                                Da Elf