Let's Paint the town Red
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The afternoon keeps dragging on. Durial314 walked towards a house portal. He had gotten an invite from Curse You. I am cursed with the ability to be an awesome pker, he thought. He entered the house. "Aloe mate, shall I take you to the govna?"
"Yes." He answered. The screen went black, and then it came back to life. He was in the throne room. Curse You sat at the large chair. Well, we can see he doesn't want to run for president anytime soon. He walked toward Curse. The floor dropped out beneath him.
Son of a…. he thought. He hit the flame covered ground. There was a gate around him. He forced the cage door open. He then realized he could attack anyone he wanted now. He took out his Barrow's crossbow. He fired many bolts at the mage in front of him.
The mage stumbled back. He fell down, dead. He climbed up the stairwell. He kicked open the door to the throne room. A huge magical net fell over him and a couple of his friends. They were then expelled from the house. He moved his mouse around.
He right clicked one noob. Attack Snake1728? He fired bolts at the noob. He fell over. A 14 and 12 ain't bad. He then opened fire on everyone else. His friends assisted him. Soon enough no one was there. Planks and nails lay everywhere. "Come on guys," Durial said. "Let's paint the town red."
