My Reborn Life with my Neighbor with Hot Monster Girls 21

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Another day, another set of shenanigans Kazuma was bound to deal with either at home or at work as he got out of bed with Lala completely naked and cuddled up to him under the sheets.

Gently placing a kiss on her head, Lala had chosen to smile as Kazuma began to crawl out his bed and prepare for another day at work,

Once fully changed and showered, he quietly snuck out his room as he saw the hustle and bustle everyone else was in to start their day.

"Morning blood bag" said Leechi as she went up and kiss him on the cheek before she slipped back into her bedroom, just as Killa and Moskii left the bathroom.

"Morning Hero/juice box" said both girls as they too kissed Kazuma, "Morning girls, you seem to be all ready to head out, "We finally got our ID forms to freely roam outside the house without our homestay, meaning we can finally stretch our wings" said Killa.

"That's right, work had said they'd sent that in sooner or later" said Kazuma as he accidentally bumped into Kino, "Ah Kino, my bad!" exclaimed Kazuma as he was not ready to start his day on an acid trip.

"It's fine cuddles, I was just doing nothing" said Kino nervously before she rushed into the bathroom, not want to cause the whole house to be high.

"Huh, well look at that, she finally came out of her shell and is not such a nervous angel" said Moskii, "You know what they say about how any angel gets their wings" said Yatsume as she was chilling in the kitchen table alongside Curie.

"Morning Yatsume, and a morning and good night rest to you too Curie" said Kazuma as Curie gave him a warm smile as she finished the rest of her spinach omelet.

"Um, hello what about us" said Megumin as she, Darkness, and Aqua were standing in front of him this whole time, all of them ready to start their shifts.

"Oh, hey, morning girls" said Kazuma dismissively, "Jeez, what are we chop liver" said Aqua with a pout as Yuuhi finally came rushing from the halls.

"Aqua onee-chan, you're off to work today" asked Yuuhi, "Yeah, they called me in last minute to help cover for the morning crew, but don't worry, it just means I'll be spending more time with you this evening" said Aqua with a smile.

"Now hurry up and have breakfast, you still got your home school assignments today" said Aqua as Yuuhi ran up to hug Aqua goodbye.

"Have a good day at work Aqua onee-chan" said Yuuhi, before she turned to hug Kazuma goodbye, "See you in a few hours, papa has to go and bring back the bacon" said Kazuma.

"Ooh, is that what we have to call you to gain some attention in this house" said Yatsume as she made her way towards Kazuma, "Give me sugar" said Kazuma as he leaned in to kiss Yatsume in front of the 3 normal girls in front of him.

"Let's go girls, we got work to do, unlike these free loaders here" said Aqua as Darkness and Megumin agreed as they all left the house in a pout.

They so want me, and I know it, thought Kazuma with a smug smile as he began to slide on his shoes and glasses as he stepped out the house to see Zombina parked in front.

"Let's go young blood, it's time to go" said Zombina with a smile, "Thanks for picking me up again Zombina" said Kazuma.

"Hey no sweat, gets me out of the office and some shared peace of mind before having to clean up Ms. Smith's mess" said Zombina, "I really hope there isn't anymore, I've already busted my ass doing her paperwork these last few weeks" said Kazuma.

"Yeah, and because of that, we're thinking of holding an intervention for Smith to get her act together already" said Zombina, "Sounds good" said Kazuma.

"So, any big plans today for you and the rest of MON Squad" asked Kazuma, "Funny how you should ask" said Zombina as she didn't bother to add on to what she said as she continued to drive them both to work.

Once there, Kazuma was ready to sit his ass down and do some more paperwork, but only found a small stack of papers with his name on it that needed to be filled out.

"What the heck are these" asked Kazuma, "Mainly liability wavers you need to sign before you can roll out with us" said Ms. Smith as she came from behind Kazuma to surprise him.

"I'm sorry what" asked Kazuma, "You heard me, we need you to sign these life insurance policies in case you get into a bad accident, heaven forbid, before you can join me and the girls on the field NEET" said Ms. Smith.

"Wait, you saying todays the day" asked Kazuma with a growing smile, "Todays the day, now hurry up and sign that up, the girls have been working hard to get you well equipped for today, plus you've got to make a public appearance, which is mandatory" said Ms. Smith.

Wasting no time in reading and finalizing the forms in from of him, Kazuma was shortly thereafter escorted to the locker room and stood outside a locker with his name on it.

Opening it up he saw the very standard equipment that every field operative wore as he slid on the under armor, before the bullet proof vest and combat gloves and padding, his boots before he was finally free to move out.

Walking out the locker room, he was greeted by a bright flash from a camera, courtesy of Tio followed by the sounds of party poppers.

"Congrats young blood, you're officially one of us now" said Zombina, "Thanks guys, really appreciating the love here" said Kazuma.

"Well hope you like walking down the red carpet, cause that's where we're going next" said Doppel as the group began to walk out and hop into the van where they drove towards a large gathering where Mr. Black was giving a speech.

"Hopefully we're not cutting it close" said Ms. Smith as she was on thin ice with her boss as she ushered Kazuma out the van and brought him to sit next to the chief of police and the diplomats representing both humans and liminials.

"In these last few years relationships between man and monster kind couldn't have been better, however I'm not naïve enough to deny or sugarcoat there being some rather… unfortunate incidents every now and again" said Mr. Black.

"Many times we had cases of liminials attempting crimes that put humans at harm, and very few times it's us humans that put liminials in harm's way, making situations more stressful than necessary as proper planning is always needed before any action can be executed. That is till today" said Mr. Black.

"Ladies and gentlemen, let me be the first to introduce you all a man who will serve as the Deus Ex Machina when the situation calls for it, as he's normal born man like you and I and yet possesses abilities that no man can perform" said Mr. Black as he turned to introduce Kazuma.

"That's your cue" whispered Ms. Smith as Kazuma got to his feet and walked besides Mr. Black.

"His name is Satou Kazuma, and he's the man I'm talking about, he can conjure fire from his hands, he can disarm and take away weapons at a distance, and can sap the energy of a being leaving them quite fatigued" said Mr. Black.

"In time we plan to discover more of his abnormal gifts so that we humans may some day feel not like monsters in the worst sense, or even less human, but rather makes it so that we have the power to protect those in danger so that we can all continue to live in harmony and continued to make friends and possibly families and not live in a divided world" said Mr. Black as people began to cheer and clap for the man as Mr. Black had stepped away from the mic and approached Kazuma.

"You've got this" said Mr. Black encouragingly as Kazuma stepped forward to the mic, "Hello there, Kazuma here, and I just want to say…" said Kazuma as he was truly put on the spot and had no material to go by, that is until he spotted a familiar set of faces in the crowd.

Apparently his neighbors, Miia, Centorea, Mero, and Lala were there in the crowd today and were waving at him.

"I just wanted to say that, in my time dealing with liminials as a homestay host, that all these monster girls are quite charming and are great company to have, and this is coming from personal experience I've had with woman in the past" Kazuma said jokingly as he got a few laughs from the crowd.

"And while I've yet to met any liminials hostile towards humans, I've had my share of run ins with humans who were definitely despicable idiots who needed to have their privilege checked, and so I guess that's what motivated me into taking up this job, so that not only the girls living under my roof feel safe to go outside, but also the ones from my next door neighbor and everyone in this town as well" said Kazuma.

"So I swear, to not only help uphold the law, but make sure to see that we can all live a future of nondiscrimination and equal treatment to liminials as much as we have" said Kazuma as the audience began to clap and cheer for him before he was finally excused from the crowd.

After a few more speeches were done, Kazuma felt he could relax a little as he not only chatted up with his team, but his neighbors as well.

"You did a good job up there young blood" said Zombina, "Couldn't have said it any better NEET" said Ms. Smith cheerfully, "Thanks guys really appreciate it" said Kazuma as he was enjoying some well deserved adulation after he's been through.

And nothing showed some much deserved loved and praise then Lala stepping forward and pulling his face in for a passionate kiss, which definitely turned heads amongst the group.

"Omg, Rachnee is gonna love this" said Miia having taken a picture to commemorate the moment, "Hey I was touched by the guys speech, but I wouldn't say I'd want to kiss him, at least not without him taking me out on a date first" said Zombina.

"Aw, I think it's sweet" cooed Tio, "Agreed, now if only someone could take away this dashing bachelor from us, then it spell a recipe for our princess to save her prince in a castle" said Mero as Lala and Kazuma finished kissing each other in front of the group.

"So Kazuma, be honest with us, is Lala your squeeze or something" asked Doppel with a mischievous smile, "Um, well about that" said Kazuma nervously as Ms. Smith suddenly loomed over not only him, but also Lala.

"Be honest you 2, and so help me if it's something that goes against the laws, Lala expect to pack your bags, and Kazuma, we're gonna have a little talk back at the station" warned Ms. Smith.

"That's enough agent Smith, I'm pretty sure Kazuma is having a perfect and healthy relationship with Lala, that falls within the interspecies act, besides, I've gotten a bunch of complaints that a certain someone has been severely slacking on not only her paperwork in the office, but also when conducting her duties out on the field" said Mr. Black.

"Now shall we return back to the station and talk agent Smith" said Mr. Black as he walked on ahead of the group.

"Aw shit, he's definitely going to deduct my pay again" jeered Ms. Smith, "True, but hey we're officially heading off to Hawaii by the end of the week" said Manako.

"That is true, I guess" sighed Ms. Smith, "Wow, this is actually the first I've seen Smith so down on the dumps" said Doppel as she began to lightly poke at their bosses cheeks.

"So how long have you 2 been officially dating" asked Tio, "For a while now, honestly our relationship as a 'couple' is kinda a bit in the air right now" explained Kazuma.

"What you mean by that young blood" asked Zombina, "Well to make a long story short, I got shoe horned into dating just about almost everyone into going out on a date, remember, and Lala here squeezed her way to be one of my dates, and even after all was said and done, I now owe not only the only human girls a nice date out in the foreseeable future, but I also have to take my neighbors out on a date as well" said Kazuma.

"That's right, so if you girls want to get on board on this bandwagon, I'd start signing up already" said Miia, "But hold on, don't you girls have all a thing for Darling" asked Ms. Smith.

"Boss, it's a monster girl thing, just don't question it, like how we're not gonna question you getting involved, because I can confidently speak for all of us here that we're all going to take the chance to date the young blood" said Zombina.

"Ok then" said Ms. Smith as she knew deep down Zombina was right, plus knowing how much perks and opportunities Kazuma was definitely set to get, it probably wouldn't be a bad thing to start kissing his ass to be her future sugar daddy.

"Well let's not hang around here all day, we still have errands to run girls" said Centorea, "Yeah, Ms. Smith has to face the music already" said Doppel as everyone bid each other farewell for now as the MON Squad boarded their van ready to enjoy a boring day in the office.

Or so they had thought.

"Come on Ms. Smith, you there" called someone on the ham radio, "You got agent Smith here, where's the fire" asked Ms. Smith.

"We have a reports of a phenomenal sightings outside the city, Mr. Black wants you and your team to investigate this disturbance" said the person on the other line.

"Dodged a bullet for now. 10-4, me and my team shall proceed with the investigation ahead of us" said Ms. Smith as Zombina began to man the wheel to their first assignment together with Kazuma.

Later

Arriving towards the location, the group was surprised to see a small crater had formed, along with some tree's being knocked down along with some small traces of singed earth.

"What could have made this" asked Doppel, "I've no idea, could be from anything or anyone possibly from that matter" said Ms. Smith.

"Like what" asked Kazuma, "At best, we're dealing with someone who could be a Dragonnewt, at worst an Ignis liminial" said Zombina, "I don't think it was an Ignis, cause there'd definitely be a trail of solid magma leading to them" said Manako.

"Well we're not going to figure out standing around here, we're going to split up and search the area, Manako stay here with me, Doppel and Tia you 2 are going to search the area around there, Kazuma and Zombina, you both go search over there, any questions" asked Ms. Smith as everyone shook their heads no.

"All right then, let's move out" said Ms. Smith as everyone moved out to search this unnatural phenomenon.

"So Kazuma, how far did you go with Lala" asked Zombina, "I don't think that's any of your business" said Kazuma with a forced laugh.

"Come on, you can tell me, after all who's the one who's been picking you up to take you to work and helped you to enjoy that family date you had with Yuuhi" said Zombina as she managed to successfully coerced Kazuma.

"All right, we're pretty much fine kissing each other out in public, we spend our late nights together playing games, and sleeping in the same bed" said Kazuma.

"Ooh kinky" said Zombina teasingly, "It's nothing like that" lied Kazuma as he knew the law well enough to not risk losing his job, but getting arrested and locked away, and Lala being deported back home.

"Come on now, lying won't do you any good" said Zombina, "I'm not blushing" exclaimed Kazuma.

"A snappy comeback, rosy red cheeks, and the fact you 2 are probably the most intimate amongst your house guest and neighbors, might as well come clean now" said Zombina as Kazuma huffed and turned his head away.

"Come on, just admit it already, I won't tell, I promise" said Zombina, "Not gonna admit something that's not true" said Kazuma as he was ready to march off ahead of Zombina but heard a commotion up ahead.

"You hear that" asked Kazuma as Zombina nodded before she pulled out her twin Deagles.

Walking forward with extreme Caution, they heard a couple of female voices that sounded very familiar to Kazuma.

Once they finally reached where the voices was coming from, Zombina positioned herself up against a tree as Kazuma used lurk to scout on a little further ahead to get a clear view who was talking.

"Oh dear, where are we" asked Wiz in a worried tone, "I don't know, let's hope we're not to far from some sort of friendly settlement, maybe they can give us a ride back into town or at least give us some directions" said Yunyun.

"Wiz, Yunyun" said Kazuma as he got out from his hiding spot and revealed himself to the 2 girls.

"Kazuma" exclaimed the duo as they ran up to hug the man, they may, or may not be harboring feeling for.

"Hey, good to see you 2 again, but what are you both doing here" asked Kazuma as he knew the answer, just wanted to know why they teleported here, where the chances are they could have easily gotten lost and may not even find him even if they did made it back into the city.

"We were working on a teleportation spell to locate and find you and the others, because well we missed you guys, and you never got to say goodbye to any of us" said Yunyun.

"Yeah, I'm sorry about that, after defeating the Demon Lord, I literally got to redeem my wish, like right away, and well one thing lead to another, I'm here now, back at home, along with Megumin, Darkness, and Aqua of course" explained Kazuma.

"We're just glad to know that you're safe" said Wiz, "I'm glad you girls are safe, you literally could have put yourselves in danger for teleporting yourselves all the way out here" said Kazuma.

"Wait, hold on a second, did you 2 make that large crater about a mile back that way" asked Kazuma, "Yes we did, we've been testing out interdimensional teleportation spells for a while now, which as you can see is no perfect science, but hey you know what they say, about making a means to the end" said Wiz.

"Not how that saying goes, but hey good to know. Hey Zombina, you can come out now, I've got the ones responsible for that crater back there" shouted Kazuma as Zombina came out with her guns holstered away.

"Huh, and here I thought no one can ever outdo lover boy when it came to be a lady killer, but I guess you've proven me wrong today, huh young blood" said Zombina.

"Kazuma, who's your friend here" asked Yunyun, "Right, guys this is my coworker Zombina, we were both sent out here to investigate the ruckus you 2 made" explained Kazuma briefly.

"Oh dear, sorry for causing you so much trouble" said Yunyun as she and Wiz both bowed their heads down as a form of apology.

"It's cool, though I guess I am a bit bum we had to find you both just as Kazuma was about to tell me what sex with Lala was like" said Zombina with a fiendishly smug smile.

"Really!?" exclaimed Kazuma in disbelief, "Oh come on, there's really nothing wrong with you breaking and bending the rules a little now that you work with us, I mean need I remind you who our boss is" said Zombina as Kazuma was about to argue with her, but realized she made a really strong point.

"Ok, point taken" said Kazuma, "Good, so how was having sex with Lala was like and if you've slept with anyone else" asked Zombina.

"Hold on a second, who's this Lala person" asked Yunyun as she and Wiz were a bit jealous to know what happened to their Kazuma, I mean to Kazuma in their absence.

"She's his current squeeze he's gone the farthest with amongst the rest of his homestays, including with those other girls he had by his side before they all moved in" explained Zombina as this news was definitely not what the girls wanted to hear as soon as they finally reached Kazuma, but was somewhat glad to know what he's been up to.

"We're gonna have a little talk when we get back to your house you know" said Yunyun with a pout.

"What, why!?" exclaimed Kazuma, "Talk all you want girls, but if you want a chance to have this badass hunk to take you out on a date, I'd hurry up and get in line" said Zombina.

"I am so getting you back for this" said Kazuma, "I'll give you a pocket boob job in the van once we're done for the day" said Zombina.

"A pocket boob job? What's that" asked Kazuma as his interest was peaked as Zombina whispered in his ear that it involves her removing one of her boobs and slide it down his pants where she will then use her hand to rub his cock onto her boob until he nuts and stain her boob, as much as his pants, with his cum.

"You do that for me and I'll forgive you" said Kazuma with a smile back on his face, "Dab me up brother and let's report back to Smith so we can get a move on it" said Zombina.

As they returned back to the Van and report to Ms. Smith what happened in the end, he can only imagine the new found chaos he'll have at home now, and that's before he has to go out on a bunch of new dates, but hey if it means he has more opportunities to add more woman to his harem, whether it's for a day or not, it just means he has a better chance with sleeping with more of them on the way, which in Kazuma's book is completely fine.

Woohoo guys, I know it's been a while since the last update, I'm sorry, but I assure you all, I'll try coming back to update some new chapters soon enough by the first quarter in the new year.

On the bright side, Wiz and Yunyun are finally part of the Satou household and definitely part of the ever growing Satou harem, so with that being said and done, you can definitely expect some more fanservice to full on lemon chapters in the future.

If there's like a dating scenario you'd like to suggest, that be always welcome, and I'm just gonna say it now, even if you suggest a lemon filled chapter, that doesn't guarantee that I'll write, I've literally got to have a feel for it since I literally do go with the flow in my writing, as it comes naturally to me that way, so trying to force me to write straight up smut for your favorite character because you asked for it is probably not gonna turn out as great you hope for it to be.

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