Chapter 4: Two Worlds For The Price Of One Chapter

Today on adventure our heroes land Halloween Town, yea I know what your thinking. They walk into the plaza and meet Jack.
"Sorry no time to talk I'm getting ready for Halloween" said Jack.
"Who said we wanted to talk to you?" answered Riku.
"I want to talk to him cause he made out of bones and I'm a dog," said Goofy. Riku then slaps with the keyblade. "Were is Donald" asked Goofy as he turned around.
"I'm right here," answered Donald. "Well why don't you come with me to meet the professor he's trying to create a heartless" said Jack. "Na is there anyone we could fight so we could level up so when we fight Maleficent," said Riku. Jacked answered, "Well you could fight Oogie and his little kids."

"Wouldn't beating up kids be wrong" asked Goofy? Ricu then answered, "Not unless you're a baby girl who doesn't want to save his king."

They go to Oogie's Manor. They run around it until they find Lock, Shock, and Barrel. Riku looks at them as if they are retarded. He turns to Jack and asked "This are the little kids your scared of?" Jack answered "I know aren't they scary.
Lock said, "Well if you're here to see Oogie you'll have to go though us." Riku asked "Are you serious?"

Shock answered, "Yea cause we could mess you up." Riku turns to the party and says "Alright I can take these kids by myself so just stand here and look good.
Barrel yells, "WE'RE WAITING!" (Note to readers: if I were to tell you how bad Riku messed them up that would be a sin.) Riku turns to party and says, "Told you I had it"
They continue to they reached Oogie.
Oogie asks, "How did you get though Lock, Shock, Barrel?" Riku then said, "Are you serious they were a group of little retarded kids and you're are stupid for hiring them"
Oogie says while sobbing, "You don't have to be to hard on me." Goofy answered, "Well you are a bag of bugs. They all took turns making fun of Oogie until he died, I know lol.
Our heroes then landed in Neverland. Riku gasped, "Oh my god this is something a child predator would live"
"Hi I'm Peter Pan" said Peter. Riku in shock "Ok that's the icing on the cake." "Where is the cake" asked Donald. Goofy answers, "I think it was a metaphor." "Ok I can hang out with ya but I have to save Wendy." Riku then said "I didn't think I would say this but will go with you cause we need to save Kiari."

Goofy then calls for a team meeting. "Isn't there a pop star who lives at Neverland Ranch and calls himself Peter Pan?" Donald answers " I think there is but I can't remember is name." They spent a hour trying to remember his name as they searched the ship. They see Sora standing in the captain's room.

"Hi Riku did you miss me" asked Sora. Riku answered "No I don't even remember your name." "Come on it begins with a S." "Is it Santa Claus" asked Riku? After five minutes of that game Sora says "Because you can't remember my name you have to fight your anti self." A dark Riku appeared (Note: I didn't want to say black because that would be wrong.) Riku kills Anti Riku as Goofy protects him and Donald with the shield.

Peter Pan comes out and says, "Let's go fight Captain Hook." Riku thinks to himself "Sure Fight." When they walk out they see Captain Hook crying. Riku runs up to him and throws him over board and laughs. Peter Pan says "Wow if you had fought him I would have given you Tinker bell and you would have learned how to fly." Riku beats up Peter until he agrees to give up Tinker bell. They're back in London with Wendy.
Wendy asks "Riku can you fix the clock it has the wrong time." Riku being the nice person that he is says "No."

Hey we're almost done with this journey cool I can get paied.

Author: Riku Sora

Riku: What

Author: Why aren't you and Sora fighting

Sora: Well we decided to practice for our fight

Author: Well Well why don't ya just move to San Francisco

Sora: We don't go that why besides one us will end up a hospital soon

Riku: Yea and it will be you

Sora: No

Riku: Yea

Author: Music to my ears