For the purposes of this apology, picture me (the author) naked, kneeling, face down, palms flat on the floor, ass up, and with a giant dunce hat on top of my hat, boldly stating "DUNCE".

So, time passes, huh? One day it's 2020 and you promise to have more frequent uploads, the next two years pass by and nothing of note happens in regards to what you promised to a very niche and small audience. Ha, hardy har.

I'm so, so fucking sorry for... that. This entire profile essentially turned into a wasteland and all those stories I wanted to write just... stopped.

Anyway, I'm not here to apologize, if that was the case then you wouldn't even be seeing this bunch of text right now. Rather, I'm here to announce that the first four chapters of this story have been rewritten completely.

No, I didn't spend the last two years writing them, they were ready to roll a good, good while ago. I just never posted them because the plan was doing so alongside The Great Milenko Part 4.

As we can all see, that didn't happen.

So, if you enjoy my style of writing, I heavily recommend you give those four chapters a read. It's essentially all new content, with some completely new jokes and stuff, more interesting (in my opinion) characterizations, and, above all else, I like these new chapters more than the originals, and I hope you do too.

This doesn't mean, however, that I'm back to writing Fanfics. Life's kind of a bitch, and so is my fickle interest. I simply stumbled upon the chapters by midnight browsing some Google Drive folders. If I didn't, I still wouldn't have posted anything for a good long while.

As for Great Milenko 4, or my other fanfic, I have genuinely no clue if I'll continue them. I don't want to outright say I'm putting them to eternal sleep, but I also doubt I'll write a new chapter.

Let's just leave it at a half-hearted: "maybe".

Also, if you're somehow a new reader, welcome! I'm very sorry for wasting your time like this! Go thrash me in the reviews for that sweet, sweet human interaction! Or not! Just glad you endured the story until this chapter!

...So, that's it. Go read chapter 1-4 if you read them before. Don't hold any hope for updates. And stay dandy. Yes, I really wrote that, it's my catchphrase now, deal with it.

Bye.

(PD: writing and posting this has made a fickle light of desire return to me. still don't hold out any hope, but I may write this stuff again. maybe.)