We left off when the viewers were refilling their candy…..
"Are you familiar with that ship?The Black Pearl?" Stated Will standing in a dark dungeon
"Somewhat." Said Jack
"Where does it make berth?"
"Surely you've heard the stories? The
Black Pearl sails from the dreaded Isla
de Mureta... an island that cannot be
found -- except by those who already
know where it is."
"The ship's real enough. So its
anchorage must be a real place. Where
is it?"
"Why ask me?"
"Oh god, who cares anymore the viewers are gone!"
"Yes!" Shouted Jack jumping up
Suddenly all of the jailed pirates burst through the old brick and mortar dungeon walls and brought with them Confetti Grenades!
Suddenly Norrington came to see who was making all the ruckus and said "Rash Turner very rash…… to have a party without inviting me! LET'S PARTY!" He pulled out his boom box and started to dance again to all of his songs.
Pintel and Ragetti joined them out of nowhere to dance the chicken dance. Elizabeth also popped out of nowhere.
"Elizabeth!" Shouted Will joyously. He walked over to her.
"HEY!" She shouted "Back off, I'm with commodore."
"WHAT!" Gaped will "But where supposed to be……" He started to say but she cut him off
"Not until the movie starts I will supposedly love you" She said "But NOW I love him!" She nudged toward Commodore.
Elizabeth ran over to be Norrington's partner for the Chicken dance, but Norrington slapped her back.
"I could NEVER be partners with you." He said
"But I love you!" She said "And in the movie you're supposed to love ME!"
"True but in the movie you don't like ME!" he said "You're supposed to like him" Norrigton nodded over at Will. Don't waste my time. I want to do the chicken dance."
Norrington walked back to dance but the chicken dance was already over.
"Damn!" He muttered "I WANTED TO DANCE THE CHICKEN DANCE!"
: SUDDENLY THE VIEWERS CAME BACK:
"I wanted to do the chicken dance!" Norrington broke down crying "Stupid Elizabeth. Wasting my time." He started to hyper-venalate "I need a paper bag!"
"O MY GOD!" Shouted Will "PAPER BAGS AREN'T ENVENTED YET!"
"I invented them" Norrington said quivering
Will rolled his eyes
"The movie is back on you fools!" Shouted a peasant
"I WANTED TO DANCE THE CHICKEN DANCE!" He shouted/growled
"The movie is back ON!" shouted Will
"STUPID Elizabeth, wasting my time" He muttered "STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!"
"She's not stupid okay!" Said Will trying to get Norrington back to the program
"Fine, That is, without doubt, the worst pirate I have ever seen." He said blandly "Happy now. I said my line!" he hissed "I still would rather be dancing the chicken dance though!"
"What was that?" said Will "O.K. whatever. Just do the movie PLEASE!"
"FINE!" Norrington sniffed but only if you PROMISE that I can do the chicken dance."
"Promise" Said Will
"Okie dokie" Comodore smiled
Elizabeth again had to swim ALL the way back to the Black Pearl, Will had to find her, and commodore Norrington had to love her again. ALL BECAUSE OF THOSE STINKEN VIEWERS!
A/n Thanks for reading! I have more on the way.
