"Commodore----" Said governor swann
"A moment." Said Norrington
"But-"
"Please." Said Norrington impatiently
"Dammit, man, it appears someone is
stealing your ship!"
Norrington glances out at the bay. Sure enough, the
Dauntless is on the move. Norrington takes a brass
telescope from his belt, opens it, trains it on --
The main deck. He picks out Will -
"Rash, Turner, too rash." He said
-- then spots Jack, at the wheel. Lowers the telescope.
"That is, without doubt, the worst
pirate I have ever seen."
"Captain, there's a problem." said the steersman
The Steersman spins the wheel. It goes round and round,
with no signs of slowing.
"He's disabled the rudder chain, sir."
"So it would seem." Growled norrington
The Interceptor dwindles with distance. Gillette watches it
go, with some degree of admiration.
"He's got to be the best pirate
I've ever seen." Said Gillette
Norrington reaches out, stops the spinning ship's wheel.
"So it would seem." Growled Norrington again
The Interceptor makes for the horizon line. A SLOW DISSOLVE
and with the time passage, the ship is gone; the sky turns
a deep twilight blue -
- with the fat white moon riding just above the horizon.
"Commodore!" Shouted the lad in the crows nest "THE VIEWERS ARE ON A PIZZA BREAK!"
"Yay!" Shouted Norrington "No more BLOODY LINES! Better yet---" he said taking out his stereo "CHICKEN DANCE!"
Norrington flipped the switch on the stereo but NOTHING HAPPENED!
"BLOODY STEREO!"
: MEANWHILE ONBOARD THE INTERCEPTOR:
Jack pulled out his cell phone and dialed Elizabeth's number "MUCH easier way to find someone" He muttered to Will
"Where'd you get that?" Said Will "Cell phones aren't invented yet!"
"Norrington" muttered Jack getting a dial tone.
"Hello?" Answered Elisabeth "Who is is?"
"Guess who luv!" Said Jack
"NORRINGTON!" she joyfully cried "I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK FOR ME!"
"Uh…. Well…."
"ARE you with SOMEONE ELSE?" She shouted "WHO IS SHE NORRINGTON!"
"Actually….. this is Jack not Norrington"
"WHY AREN'T YOU NORRINGTON!" She screamed
Elizabeth started screaming even more at him through the phone. Jack hung up on her.
Cotton, his parrot, and Pintel ran on deck holding a colorful donkey.
"Pintel?" Said Jack "Aren't you supposed to be with Barrbosser?"
"I like to randomly pop up in places, OK!" Answered Pintel "Since commodore wouldn't let me join his party, I came here. Barbossa does the strangest things for fun….."
Will was leaning over the edge of the ship "OW!" he said"STUPID EVIL SEAWATER! ITS CUTTING ME!"
Will scrambled to the center of the deck. "SOMEONE GET IT!"
Jack walked over to the edge of the deck and took out his pistol/machine gun and shot at the EVIL WATER!
Water splashed back up at Jack "It SHOT ME!" he crawled to where Will was and sat there cowering. Pintel and cotton ran to join the so they didn't get shot by the water either.
"Let'sbat thepiñata!" Said Pintel "The candy is RUM flavored!"
The second Pintel said rum, Jack lunged for it "RUM FLAVORED!" he shouted his mouth foaming like a dog with rabies "MUST HAVE RUM FLAVORING!"
"Hold on now!" said Pintel "You have to use a bat to open the piñata, not your TEETH!" he scolded
"You have to form a line!" Pintel paused "Cotton, would you like to start the line?"
"Wind in the sails, wind in the sails!" Answered Cotton's parrot
"We usually figure that means yes." said Will
Jack couldn't wait anymore. He pulled out his pistol/machine gun (A new invention of Norrington's) and shot at that poor piñata until the miserable thing cracked open spilling it's guts out, in other words, spilling out rum flavored candy.
"MINE!" He shouted devouring them all before anyone had a chance to touch them
"Wha….. NO, MY PINATA!" Sobbed Cotton "WHY DID YOU KILL IT!"
"Cotton, YOU CAN SPEAK?" said Will "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SPEAK!"
"Am I not?" said cotton shutting his mouth
"Hmmm" said Pintel "Since Jack ate all the candy, we should have a karaoke night! I wanna be the DJ! I always wanted to be a DJ!"
Will sang about cars (which weren't invented yet, Jack sang about rum flavouring, and cotton sang nothing because Will said he wasn't supposed to speak so his parrot sang for him.
"We should play BINGO!" said Pintel
"Did you work in a retirement home before?" said Will "Never mind. This is BORING! We should be on Commodore's ship!"
"Yeah!" said cotton's parrot
:JUST THEN THE VIEWERS CAME BACK WITH PIZZA AND RUM:
"Rum, they have RUM!" said Jack "RUM, I LOVE RUM!"
"Learn to CONTROL YOUR ALCOHOL PROBLEM AND FAST!" Shouted Will
Pintel was already gone and back on the Black pearl!
Jack started to pound on the screen franticly trying to get the rum.
"WHO INVENTED BLOODY GLASS TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM RUM!" He shouted "NORRINGTON!"
A/n Thanks for reading! (I have got to think of some better authors notes than this!)
