We left off when Jack was frantically trying to get the viewers rum. Will tried to lure him away from the screen with a series of shiny objects, but nothing could stand between Jack and his rum.

"The T.V. must be broke!" Said one of the rum drinking viewers "Let's go into town and find a mechanic!"

All the viewers agreed and left.

"Good!" Thought Jack "Now I can figure out how to get their bloody rum!" He looked devious

Almost as if Jack spoke of the devil, the viewers came back, took their rum, and left again to find a mechanic.

"WHAT?" He gasped "They took it with them?"

"Well, it was their rum!" Said Will

"But don't the good guys always get what they want?" Jack smiled "In my case don't the good pirates all get rum?"

"I can't say if you are good" Said Will but added quickly "Or bad. So I called Nanny 911 to help you with your life a bit."

"WHA?" Jack shouted despairingly "Why'd ya do that to me?"

"Pirates should learn to stop killing and looting." Said Will contentedly "In fact, they should be proper gentlemen. I am going to port Royal to join the royal navy's party if you need me. I am to be taking your pistol/machine gun so you can't threaten the poor nanny. See ya later!"

Before Jack could protest, he hopped into the lifeboat taking with him the ship's guns and explosives and rowed to Port Royal.

Soon after he left Jack got hungry. "I knew we should have went fishing…. but" He shuddered "STUPID EVIL SEAWATER!"

Jack looked up into the sky and saw something black floating/flying right above the ship. A bird! Maybe he could shoot it down and eat it, but Will took his gun.

The black thing flew closer. It looked almost human now. Yes, it was a woman flying by umbrella.

"Mary Popins!" said Jack

It wasn't Mary Popins. The woman landed on the deck and tucked her umbrella under her arm. She looked like Elizabeth with an oversized carpet bag.

"Why did you join Nanny 911 Elizabeth?" he asked

"I'm Swatch, Elizabeth's evil twin!" She said

"Oh I see." said Jack "I didn't know she has a sister!"

"Neither does she!"

"O.K…….. Do you happen to have any food on you? I am really hungry!"

"Nooo….."

"In fact I could literally eat a boat!" Jack stalked the boat as if was his prey. He pounced and started to gnaw on the wood.

"Time out chair for you mister!" said Swatch "That's the first thing people learn here on Nanny 911. Not to eat their house!"

Jack was escorted to some kid's red bean-bag chair where he had to sit in time out.

"Now you must sit there and think about why you tried to eat the boat!" Said Swatch

"Because I was hungry!" Jack whined

"That's what they all say" Swatch walked away

"And to think I tried to shoot her down and eat her!" he muttered

:MEANWHILE, IN PORT ROYAL:

Will was sitting in a pub surrounded by dozens of peasants, a few sailors, and empty bowls.

"CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" They were all shouting

Will was on his last root beer float. He swallowed the last drop and fell over completely drunk. The crowd cheered.

Will stood up, wavering and swaying a bit and said "Barbossa, I won your bet. You owe me your squirt gun!" he sat down. He was still drunk off of the root beer floats.

"Awwwww…." Moaned Barbossa "But… I like the squirt gun. "

"Fork it over!"

"FINE!" shouted Barbossa shoving the squirt gun in Will's face

"HEY!" Shouted Will back "Don't shove it in my FACE!" he squirted Barbossa in the face

"AAAHHHHHH! EVIL WATER! GET IT OFF! AHHHH" Barbossa ran in circles, franticly trying to lick the water off like a cat.

Will edged out of the pub.

"Like mannnn. Find your inner peace." Said a hippie peasant "Like all you must do is meditate."

Barbossa stopped running in circles "Who in the world are you?"

"Man, I'm like from the 21st century. duh."

"Ooookkkkk……"

"Now to find you inner peace you must meditate."

"Ooookkkkk……"

"Look man, are you going to listen or not." The hippie paused "Watch."

The hippie started to meditate and so did Barbossa.

"Hey! This is actually working!"

"Shhhh"

"You have to show me all of your ways to have inner-peace!"

: BACK ON THE INTERCEPTOR:

Jack was wedged in a corner of the ship shaking. He was hiding from Swatch.

"Where are you Jack!"

"I am now officially scarred for life!" muttered Jack

Just in time the viewers came back with no luck in finding a mechanic.

"I'll get you next time!" shouted Swatch flying away on her umbrella

Will had to be rowed back to the Interceptor for he was still woozy from all the root beer floats. Barbossa was now taught all the ways of being a hippy and became one himself, so he meditated to get back to the pearl.

Now everybody was back in their places and the movie continued sort-of normally until thenext time……..