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Chapter Five: Packing, Bathrooms, and Boys

Dedication: Bacon. Sometimes your friends frighten me. Especially the guy with the hoodie with Stewie on it... This one's for you, Bacon! You rock, dude!

The sun was rising over Jump City as it flickered off the windows of Titans Tower which was occupied by flurries of movement and excitement. The Titans were rushing in and out of ops at top speed, finishing up the last minute packing that they had to do. The doors barely had time to shut before they opened again and one of the team members was running in or out. "No, Bee! I said get here at six, not buy the movie tickets!" Cyborg yelled into the phone, as Raven screeched something at Beast Boy. Starfire tore into the room, screaming as Silkie was stepped on by Cyborg. "Silkiiiiiiie!"

"Cyborg! Where are the plane tickets?" Robin hollered.

"On the counter!" Cyborg yelled. "Sorry, Bee! Everyone's goin' crazy!" Toast popped out of the toaster and soared into the air, somehow sticking itself to the ceiling. "Yeah, BB's trying to find his suitcase, Raven's pissed, I just stepped on Silkie so Star's going psycho, and Robin can't find the plane tickets! Yeah, so funny right? Yeah. See ya later!" Cyborg hung up the phone and ran from the room to his destination of the lab on the second floor.

"Starfire, stop crying over that stupid worm and take the kettle off the stove!" Raven demanded, trying to tie her shoe.

"Beast Boy, get your ass in here!"

"Robiiiiiin! Raven is yelling at me!"

"Raven, stop yelling at Star and make your own tea!"

"Why should I?"

"Because I said so! Now do it!" Robin set down two more suitcases and handed Starfire her purse. He snatched the plane tickets off the counter and hollered for everyone to get into the room. Cyborg burst into the room in the guise of Stone with a large, puffy jacket in his hand. Beast Boy waltzed in a few seconds later, looking utterly pleased with himself as he placed a ring on his finger and was transformed into Garfield, his hair turning a dark chesnut and his skin turning a light tan. Raven gaped at him until she realized she was staring, then pulled the hood of her hoodie over her her head. Robin put on his sunglasses and waved the plane tickets around. "Okay, let's go! Our flight leaves in an hour and a half!" The Titans each snatched a suitcase up from wherever it sat and rushed out the door.

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"Welcome to Delta Airlines, my name is Marie and I will be your flight attendant this morning!" Beast Boy's head dropped to his shoulder and he started snoring. Next to him, Raven pulled a disgusted face. "You idiot." Beast Boy snored. "Garfield, wake up." The changeling's head rolled to Raven's shoulder. "I know you're awake."

"Shut up, Raven. I'm freaking tired."

"Get your head off my shoulder!" Raven shrugged her shoulder, but Beast Boy didn't budge. "Garfield Logan, I'm serious!"

"Good for you."

"Guys, do you have to start with this crap already?" Robin demanded, leaning across Starfire's lap.

"Please fasten your seatbelts." The Titans did so and then they turned back to their argument. "Tell Garfield to get his head off my shoulder!"

"Gar, get your head of Rae's shoulder!" Cyborg hissed, as people started to stare.

"Shut up, man!"

"Excuse me, sirs, but is there an issue back there?" Marie the flight attendant asked.

"I'm a girl!" Raven snapped.

"I'm sorry, m'am. Is there a problem?"

"No!"

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"We will be landing in approximately ten minutes, although you will see me moving about the cabin, please do not leave your seats. Fasten your seatbelts and turn off all electronical devices. We will be landing in approximately ten minutes. Thank you." Cyborg pressed his face to the window and shook Starfire and Robin awake. "We're here! We're here! I'm so happy!" A groggy Starfire looked at him sleepily. "Are we to celebrate?"

"Guys," Beast Boy hissed, "I think I drank too much pop! I really hafta go!"

"Gross," Raven and Starfire muttered.

"So go to the bathroom!" Robin said.

"We can't move, didn't you hear?"

"No one'll notice!" Cyborg chimed in. Beast Boy sighed and stood up.

"Sir, please sit down!" smiled Marie as she walked up to him.

"But I-"

"Sir, please sit down."

"I hafta pee!"

"Sir, you may take care of that at the airport." Marie reasoned, slightly taken aback.

"Damnit, lady! I really hafta pee!" Beast Boy blushed as people turned to stare. "Hey, dudes! Wassup?"

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"So fuckin' embarrassing."

"I must say that I agree."

"Okay, can we please just shut up about this?" Beast Boy asked, as he struggled to keep up with his friends as they walked through the airport. "I mean, come on. It wasn't that bad." Robin and Cyborg snorted.

"You announced to everyone on the plane that you had to pee." Raven said. "It was bad. I'm embarrassed and I wasn't even the one who said it."

"Yeah, well that's you. Who else was embarrassed when I said it?"

Starfire timidly raised her hand. "I would wish to say that I was."

"Same here." Robin chimed in.

"Me too!" Cyborg shouted. Beast Boy frowned. "Whatever."

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"Alright, ya'll! Here we are!" Cyborg announced, pulling the rental SUV into a parking space outside of a lodge. Starfire and Raven each raised a skeptical eyebrow, put on their sunglasses, and stepped out into the parking lot.

"Nice." Raven commented, with an apprieciative nod towards the large log cabin-like lodge in front of them. Starfire cocked her head to the side and placed her hands on her hips as she watched a brown haired boy and his little sister walk by. "They look somewhat... familiar." she commented to Robin. Robin squinted at the little girl. "Nope."

"Yes. They do."

"No they really don't."

Starfire shook her head and followed the boy and his sister for a little ways before coming back. "Yes they do."

"Okay, mabe the little girl does, but that guy doesn't."

"Yes he does."

"Okay then, who does he look like?"

"The boy we met in the park."

"Jake?"

"Yes!"

"Nope. That is definitely not him."

"Yes it is!"

As Robin and Starfire continued their bickering, Cyborg and Beast Boy unloaded the car, piling the luggage on the ground. "When will those two get it?" Beast Boy questioned his friend as he watched the two fight.

"Get what?" Cyborg asked, slamming the trunk of the car closed. "That they're made for eachother?"

"Yeah."

"Like I know," Cyborg scoffed.

To be continued...

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