HaHA! I did it! I got a chapter up!

And, to make up for the short chapters and long times in between, I present, a long chapter filled with some fan service. hope you like.

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"For the love of God…" Link muttered in disbelief, ambling over to the bar despite himself. It wouldn't do much good to drive all the way here just to be frightened off by some gay guys. Though, as the voice reminded him, there was one gay guy in particular he should be frightened of. But, like many time before, Link disregarded this reminder. He was getting really sick of that damned voice; it constantly reminded him of things he already knew.

Clearing his throat, he finally addressed his date. "Hey. Have you been waiting long?" Ok, that was the lamest line ever, but it worked. Dark Link looked over his shoulder, a grin spreading across his face as he recognized his companion. "Ah, nothing to worry about detective. I had nothing better to do."

"Oh, I see," Link replied, disheartened by the response. So he was just some form of entertainment? This fact didn't make him feel any better about his current situation. In fact, he could feel his mood drop down a good couple of notches. He grimaced before replying bitterly, "Well, I'm glad I could be of some entertainment to you."

Dark Link looked him over in confusion before suddenly realizing his mistake. He backtracked, saying "Oh no detective, that's not what I meant at all. I meant that there is nothing I would rather be doing then be with you. There's nothing in the world that could be better."

"I-is that so?" Link stuttered, surprised by his date's response. He could feel his cheeks redden as he looked away, trying to hide how Dark Link affected him. How is it that he always knew just what to say?

"Indeed, it is darling," the thief murmured, resting his hand on Link's thigh as he moved closer. The detective felt himself panic somewhat, his face growing even warmer as he tried to respond. But, try as he might, he couldn't get a word out. Not that it bothered him too much, considering that if he did speak, he'd probably regret it. After a few more moments of silence, Dark Link chuckled and moved back, leaving his hand where it lay. "That aside, would you like a drink? Perhaps another 'Throw Me Down and Fuck Me?'"

"Uh, n-no, thank you. I think I'll stick with a regular beer."

"Suit yourself," Dark Link replied with a shrug, calling over the bartender and asking for a beer and a "Sip and Go Naked." Link was sure that his companion was picking those drinks purposely. His theory was pretty much proven when, after receiving their drinks, Dark Link offered the detective his drink saying, "Sip and Go Naked?"

But, despite the lewdness of the joke, Link laughed and took a small sip to find that the drink was really very good. He almost felt bad about getting the regular beer until he realized how awkward it would be if Dark Link asked for two. "Hi, yes I would like two Sip and Go Naked." The thought made Link snicker to himself, gaining him an odd look from his companion. "What is so funny?"

"Oh, nothing, nothing at all," laughed Link, giving Dark Link his drink back and sipping at his own beer. It was nowhere near as good, but no matter. That probably meant there was less alcohol, which was a good thing as far as he was concerned. No more drunken make out sessions for him.

And the night went on from there like on their first date as Link eased into the situation and was over all enjoying himself. The two joked and laughed, talking about politics and such things. It seemed they both felt the same about gay marriage (That it should be allowed), though that was to be expected considering the two of them were gay. Well, Link was gay. He wasn't positive about Dark Link, but no matter. Though, the subject of gay marriage was a bit sticky considering that they were a) two gay men, b) on a date and c) they obviously had sexual feelings for one another. This last fact didn't thrill Link any and it seriously pissed off the voice, but they both had to admit it was true. Goddamn hormones…

Other then the talk of marriage, the only conversation that got at all uncomfortable was when Link asked about his date's history. Dark Link's first response was the old, "It doesn't matter," but the detective wasn't going to let him get away that easily.

"Well, maybe it matters to me," said Link, slight bitterness evident in his voice. Dark Link sighed heavily before tilting his head back so as to look at the ceiling. "Darling…"

"I've told you all about me, so surely you can dish out some info."

"Ah, but there's thing you aren't telling me, isn't there?" questioned Dark Link. This quieted Link for a moment as he thought. His companion didn't wait for a response. "You have little secrets you haven't told me, or possibly anyone. If you aren't able to share your little secrets, why should I tell you mine?"

"I… but the things I'm not telling you are really… personal. They're not things I share openly."

"Well, perhaps my past is something I don't share openly."

"But, isn't there something you can tell me? Surely your whole life couldn't have been that awful," Link reasoned, looking up at Dark Link with curious eyes. The thief gave another sigh before nodding. "Alright, I'll tell you some. For the rest though, you'll have to wait. The day you feel comfortable telling me your secrets, I will tell you mine. Agreed?"

"…Alright, sounds good to me," replied Link, turning in his chair so he could face the man. It wasn't until he moved that he remembered the hand on his leg, but he decided that he would let it be for now. This of course tweaked the voice to no end, but he was starting to like doing that to the damned annoyance.

"Where should I start than?"

"I don't know… how about your childhood?"

"If you say so detective," Dark Link yawned as he spun in his chair so his body was facing out towards the dance floor and his arms rested on the bar. He took a sip of his drink before continuing. "To be honest, I myself grew up in a small town much like you did."

"Really?" Link asked, surprised. The thief nodded. "Indeed I did, though it was different than yours. You were saying that your hometown was fairly conservative, correct?"

"Yeah. It was practically the definition," muttered Link. He had had a hard time growing up what with his conservative parents and up bring. He had never been the sort to do exactly what he was told. Not to mention, he was stressed daily with his orientation. No one knew that he was gay until his encounter with Sheik. Even to this day, some still think that it was all Sheik's doing and that Link was completely innocent. Course, to them being innocent was being straight and Link was certainly not innocent.

His date interrupted his thoughts saying, "Well, my place of birth was in many ways the opposite. No one harshly judged anyone else and you were well supported no matter what you did.

"My mother was what most people would call a whore, but she really wasn't. She never slept with any old bum and she was always careful to use protection and the likes. Everyone in town knew her ways and didn't judge her for it. In fact, many praised her on her brilliance to always stay on the safe side. And she always did, until she met my father." Dark Link's face darkened somewhat and Link reached out to touch his hand (the one currently on his thigh) without realizing what he was doing. But he didn't pull back like he felt instinctively like doing. He left the hand there, earning him a smile from his date.

"Anyway, she met my father when she was twenty five. He was just wondering through town, but the two hit it off when they met at the bar. My mother agreed to sleep with him, but warned him that she always used condoms. He agreed right away, saying it wouldn't be right to sleep with her and take the chance of her getting pregnant. However, at the last minute when she handed him the condom, he laughed and threw it away. And that's how I was conceived.

"He was out of town by morning and it wasn't until some time later that she realized she was pregnant. She was rather annoyed by the whole scenario and never forgave my father for it. Luckily the whole town was supportive, helping her through her pregnancy. And then she had me."

"Wow…" That was all Link could say as he tried to comprehend what he was just told. It seemed so odd that a woman like that could be so cared for by others. Course, maybe it was wrong for him to think so. He thought the subject over for another moment before Dark Link continued.

"My childhood was actually very nice. I had many friends and I was never teased about not having my father around. I was accepted as my mother's child, and also for who I was."

"Who you were?"

"For being bisexual," Dark Link explained, ripping his eyes away from the ceiling to search Link's face for a response. When he didn't find any bad responses, he looked back up at the ceiling and continued. "I grew up with unconditional love from my peers and never knew prejudice. Not until I was about thirteen.

"My mother got breast cancer. The whole town pitched in to pay for the procedures, but in the end it spread and ended up killing her. I was meant to be taken in by my grandparents, but out of nowhere my father showed up. I never learned of how he knew of my mother death, but he found out none the same and demanded to take custody of me. This of course had the whole town in an uproar, but in the end law overruled. I moved from home and came to live with my father here in New York," His eyes left the ceiling again as he gave Link a forced smile. There was a moment of silence before Link asked, "And what happened then, after you came to live with your father?"

"That my dear detective is for me to know, and you to find out," chuckled Dark Link, stretching out and yawning casually. His date was tempted to pout, but knew better. He had his secrets, so he had no right to probe deeper into the thief's. He could wait until he was willing to share his own history.

He could wait? What was he talking about? It wasn't like he was actually staying with Dark Link. He was not going to date him and that was final. But, then again, that was what they were doing at that very minute… Link frowned deeply as he realized what he had done. After all his arguments, all his reasoning, all his plans, all of that getting yelled at by the voice… and yet he had still, one way or another, ended up dating a thief. And way deep down he didn't care. Mind you, there was still a lot in his head that did care, but the fact that deep down he didn't truly scared him.

Like many times before, his thoughts were interrupted. This time the culprit was Dark Link's beeper going off. The man looked down at it, looked up the clock on the wall, and frowned. "Well, I believe it's time for me to be taking my leave. I had a wonderful time Darling."

"Oh, um… you're welcome," Link replied, wincing at how stupid that sounded. This of course brought on a snicker from his date which in turn caused him to turn a light crimson. Why the hell did he have to blush so easily? And why did he say "you're welcome" in the first place!

"You know, most people say they also had a good time," Dark Link offered. Link nodded while still staring at the ground (which was nothing pretty to look at). "R-right. I had a good time too."

"Glad to hear that detective." The man smiled and reached to Link's face, pulling it up to look at him. Link could feel his stomach drop and gulped, worried about what would happen next. "D-dark Link, w-we shouldn't…"

"Shouldn't what? Do this?" he asked, softly kissing Link. The detective simply sat there, his arms at his side as he closed his eyes. He just couldn't find it in him to fight back. Dark Link could have done anything at that point and Link doubted he could do anything to stop him.

But he didn't.

Dark Link left gentle butterfly kisses on his lips, teasing them only slightly before pulling back and smiling. "I don't see why we shouldn't darling. And deep down, I don't think you do either." With that, he got up from his seat, paid the bar keep and walked out the door, leaving Link in a haze as he watched him go. The voice in Link's head was livid at the thief's actions, but Link himself was puzzled. That was it? He could have gone and tongued him all night long, but he simply left him with a few chaste kisses. What was going on?

And why did Link feel somewhat disappointed?

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"Hey Link, you alright over there? You've been awfully quiet for the past two days."

"Yeah, I'm fine Yuki. Jeez, you're worse then my mother."

"Sorry, I'm just that way. You never did tell. Did your date go well?"

"Yeah, it was fine."

"So, you guys now officially dating, or do you still 'hate his guts'?" Rikuo interrupted. Link couldn't help but laugh at the question. In all honesty, anyone would know better than he did. He'd been thinking about that question for the past two days and still didn't have a solid answer (A/N it's now Friday night). "I honestly don't know at this point."

"You don't know? Jeez, indecisive much?"

"Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Tease the new guy, see if I care," Link huffed, sitting back in his seat. "Aw, don't take it that way. We just want to help."

"Well then help Lennings on your own time Saerchi. The radios are not meant for gossiping!" yelled the chief over the speaker. Link immediately sat up straight before realizing that the chief couldn't actually see him. The radio came to life again as Yuki's voice was next to be heard. "Yes chief, sorry. Over and out."

Everything went quiet then as Link let out a sigh. They had street duty that night which was always a drag. It meant hanging out in a stuffy police car until ungodly hours of the night. And, after staying out till two in the morning the previous night, Link had been looking forward to getting some sleep for once. But, no such luck. And the chief was all over their asses for reasons of his own, so they couldn't even talk over the radio which was usually what was done when out on street duty. Admittedly, they were supposed to be keeping their eyes out for trouble, but all the officers knew that no criminal in his right mind would do anything illegal with a cop car around. There was really no point in keeping their eyes peeled.

"So, what am I gonna do about Dark Link…" Link mused to himself. Of course, the voice had a lot to say about this question, but it was ignored.

Link just didn't understand. Dark Link had him right where he wanted him, he could have done all kinds of indecent things to him, but he didn't. It made no sense whatsoever. The first time Link had met him, he was controlling, lewd, rough, everything one associated with a criminal. But, then when he went out with Dark Link, he wasn't at all rough and tough. He was kinder, gentler, and easy going. True, he still had his perverted moments, but they weren't all that bad. What was it that changed him so? Was it him, or was there something else at work here…

"Link! Link, you there! Where are you!" Rikuo yelled over the radio. Link jumped, scrabbling to grab the speaker. "Link here, what's wrong?"

"There's been a robbery on tenth. Yuki and I are way over in the international distract and it would take us a good while to get there. Are you any closer?"

"Yeah, I'm over on eleventh."

"Perfect. Then he should be headed your way. However, take caution. All the other officers are busy with a police chase on the highway, so you're on your own for a while. Can you handle it?"

"Yeah, I'm fine. Over and out." Link set the radio down, grabbed his coat and opened his door, his gun straight ahead as he ran for the main street (A/N his car was parked in an alleyway). It was then that he realized he had no idea what he was looking for. He swore silently, running back to his car to call Rikuo for more info. He had reached the car door when he went still, a pair of hands coming up from behind and coming to rest on the door on either side of him. "Hello detective. Funny seeing you here."

"It's you isn't it," muttered Link, easily able to distinguish the voice's owner. There was a chuckle as the body moved closer, brushing up against Link's backside. "But of course. Who else would it be?"

"Dark Link, don't do that. I'm on duty right now. If you don't leave I'm going to arrest you," Link stated evenly without even looking back. Dark Link shrugged, his mouth wondering over to the detectives ear. "Is that so? Do you really think you can arrest me? If you remember, it was I who caught you last time."

Shivers ran down his spine of Link gulped, the thief's warm breath tickling his ear. "But this time I have my gun right where I can reach it. I don't want to use it on you, so just go," Link ordered, still unwilling to turn around. Dark Link pouted silently as he rested his head on the detectives shoulder. "Why are you being so cruel Link? After all we've done together… and what I plan on us doing together."

"Bastard."

"Thank you."

"Look, as long as I haven't seen you I can't prove it's you. If you leave now, it'll be a hell of a lot easier." Dark Link thought this over, tilting his head cutely. "So, when you're on duty, as long as you don't see me, I can do anything I want?"

"Don't you dare," Link growled, already knowing what he had in mind. Not that it would stop Dark Link. The thief smirked as his hands left the car and wrapped around his prey. "Oh, don't be that way detective. We have nothing better to do, so why not have a little fun, hm? And I know a wonderful little game."

"Dark Link…" the detective groaned, partly out of annoyance, partly out of pleasure as possessive hands slipped into his jacket and teased his skin through the thin fabric of his uniform. Dark Link nipped at his ear, whispering, "Oh, don't be such a goody goody. Why don't we switch roles? You can be the thief and I'll be the detective. Sounds kinky, no?"

"This isn't funny you jerk," replied Link through gritted teeth. This was so not good. He told Rikuo he was going to catch a thief and what does he do? He ends up being molested by him. Not that any of this seemed to matter as Dark Link mused to himself, "Now, as a detective, what should I do first? Hmm… ah, of course, now I remember. Hands on the car please Darling."

"I'm not going to play your little game."

"Who's playing games? Now hands on the car."

"…Fine." Link submitted, putting his palms onto the car roof. He had no idea what had gotten into Dark Link. He was acting just like he did when they first met. The thief grinned at his victory, removing his hands from the young man's chest and moving them to his sides, "Now I'm going to frisk you."

"You're what!" Link cried, only to get a snicker in reply. "I'm going to frisk you for weapons. That's what any good detective would do, right?"

"Well, yes but, AH! Stop that!" Link yelled as Dark Link stroked down his sides suggestively. The man only chuckled as he continued; sliding his hands down the detective's legs before running back up them slowly. "Mm… you have very nice legs darling."

"Yeah, well would you kindly stop doing that to them please?" Link muttered, earning him a rough groping of his ass. He yelped as his back arched. "Dark Link!"

"Now, now darling, I suggest you keep your comments to yourself. Everything you say can and will be used against you."

"In what, the court of law?" Link asked bitterly. Dark Link laughed, his hands frisking the detectives arms and shoulders. "No, no, not at all. They'll be used against you in bed of course."

"…You pervert."

"I thought we already agreed that I was a bastard," he replied, his hands running down the back of Link's legs. The young man bit his lip, his heart racing in his chest. Why was he just letting Dark Link have his way? He had a gun on his holster and a busy street some fifteen feet away. He could easily escape; but yet he just couldn't. Deep down he couldn't find it in himself to stop. He could feel a moan being ripped from his throat as Dark Link ran his hands up the inside of his legs, spreading them apart before shamelessly caressing the inside of his thighs. "Oh God…"

"Mm, you like that? Good, because we have hardly even begun," purred Dark Link, his playful hands massaging their way up and onto his behind, grasping at the toned muscles. Link gripped the corner of the roof as he groaned softly, biting his lips in a desperate attempt to keep from crying out. The man continued his assault, and soon Link couldn't help but push back; not much mind you, but some. This seemed to spur the thief on; his hands gave one last squeeze to Link's fine ass before wrapping around and digging their way into the detective's front pockets.

"W-wait! Don't—oh fuck," Link moaned as Dark Link's hands came dangerously close to his now aroused shaft. The thief chuckled, his hands moving in and out of the pockets, every time growing closer to their target. Dark Link sucked on the detective's ear lobe before whispering innocently, "What's wrong darling, did I find something I shouldn't have?"

"D-damn… it…" Link gritted through his teeth, his head resting on the car roof and the windows fogged by his panting. His eyes were faded over as he slowly slipped into a lustful haze. He was out of control and there was nothing he could do about it, but in all truth, even if he could, he wouldn't. He loved the way Dark Link made him feel. Whether it was the kinder sweeter boyfriend, or the shamelessly sexy thief, he loved it.

He loved him.

His eyes snapped open, realization of what he had just thought hitting him hard. He couldn't love him, it just wasn't right! "Dark Link, s-stop. God please stop!"

"…Detective? Is something the matter?" inquired Dark Link, his ears picking up fear in his lover's voice. He could feel the young man shudder beneath him, his shoulders heaving with erratic breathing. Link's grip tightened as he said, "Shit, what isn't the matter! For God's sake I'm supposed to be arresting you, not being groped by you."

"Darling…?"

"God, I thought if I went out with you I could get some headway on the case, not end up with a badass boyfriend. This is so wrong on so many levels; I don't know where to start. We can't keep doing this Dark Link, I'm a goddamn detective! And you're the goddamn thief I'm supposed to catch! If anyone finds out… fuck it all I would be ruined! I would get fired, I'd lose the few friends I have, my family would probably disown me…"

"Link, please do calm down…"

"How the hell can I calm down? You want to know the worst part of this whole deal? The fact that despite everything that could go wrong, everything that would be fucked shitless, I'm still falling in love with you! I've done that once, I don't want to do it again Dark Link. I don't want to do it again!" Link yelled.

Dark Link looked on for a moment, bewilderment evident on his face, before grabbing the detective by the shoulders, spinning him around and pushing him back against the car so that the two were facing one another. Link yelped and before he could do anything else, Dark Link kissed him roughly, their bodies flush up against one another. The detective tried vainly to push him away, but was unable to do anything as the two shared a bruising kiss. Whilst trying to sound his protest, Link's mouth was taken over as Dark Link's tongue penetrated his swollen lips, the velvety muscle tasting all it could reach. The kiss grew even more desperate as Link kissed back, his arms wrapping around his lover in any way possible, as long as he could pull him closer. Their bodies rocked against each other to a rapid rhythm. It was the most mind blowing kiss Link had ever had.

"Love, don't ever talk like that again," Dark Link murmured sternly against the young man's lips. Link nodded, capturing the thief's lips in another kiss before moaning, "I'm sorry."

"No, the fault was mine. You're right, I shouldn't have come when you were on duty," the man replied, his hand running through blond locks as they kissed again, their tongues desperately searching each other out. Once they parted again, Link murmured "So only off duty from now one?"

"Yes, for you Darling, I will wait." Dark Link smiled gently, earning him another open mouthed kiss. After a little more tonguing, the two separated, their breath mingling in the cool autumn air. There was a moment of blissful silence (well, as silent as New York can be) before Link finally interrupted it by saying, "Speaking of duty, Rikuo and Yuki will be here soon. You should be going now."

"All right Darling. Goodnight, and see you on Tuesday." Dark Link gave him a chaste kiss on the lips before turning and walking down the alleyway, heading to God only knows where. Link nodded happily before blinking and calling out, "Wait, I'm busy Tuesday night!"

"I know detective. See you then."

"What…wait a goddamn minute! Dark Link!" the detective yelled, getting nothing in response as his boyfriend disappeared into the shadows. He sighed before leaning against the car, trying desperately to catch his breath and his brain cells. The voice was extremely peeved and as such was no longer speaking to him for the time being. It was very loud about making this known before finally settling down and pouting in the corner (if one's mind could sit and pout in a corner). While it was trying to make a point, it was more of a relief than anything else.

The wind started to pick up so Link quickly escaped to the warmth of the car. He was still having trouble comprehending what had just happened and was still trying to pick up the pieces of his poor logic which had been smashed to bits. But none of it really mattered as he hummed happily in his blissful buzz.

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Hope you all liked it. even if none of this stuff was really in the original plot….

So, anyway, some happy making out for you all with a little angst thrown in.

Dark Link: …must…. fuck… o.O

Me: i know, i know...eventually i swear.