Disclaimer: I do not own "Pokemon".

Author's Notes: This is just something I did in school... and it's pretty pointless. Enjoy and please review!

How Zigzagoons Got Black Eyes

A long, long, long, long, long, long time ago, lived a very weird and dimwitted Zigzagoon. Every time it stared at an apple he would drool and looked like he was hipnotized. After a few minutes he would grab the apple and shout,"MY APPLE!", and he would run off with it.

One day, the weird and dimwitted Zigzagoon could not find any apples in Petalburg Woods. (It was in the middle of winter, for Ho-Oh's sake)!

"Oh no!" the weird and dimwitted Zigzagoon said worriedly,"There are no apples! Is this the end of the world! I must tell the other Pokemon before the planet goes... um... goes... What was that word?"

It sat on the cold, snow covered ground thinking... When it was night time, it was still thinking! Then, all of a sudden, it shouted,"KABLOOEY!".

Then a giant Ursaring came out of a nearby cave. It walked over to the weird and dimwitted Zigzagoon and punched it in the eyes.

"That's what you get for being soooo darn weird and dimwitted!" the Ursaring growed at the Zigzagoon.

The giant Ursaring walked back to it's cave, muttering,"Stupid Zigzagoon...".

Ever since that very night, all of the Zigzagoon were not soooo weird and dimwitted... except that they would have a habit of attacking someone or something if they had an Oran Berry because of their obsession.But, they would still shout,"MY APPLE!" when they grabbed their apple.

The End