1CHAPTER 6: Didn't See That One Coming, Did Ya?
The four males leaned forward attentively.
"..that I'm a lesbian."
Grampa's jaw dropped open. Kevin muttered a stream of obscenities. Vilgax was frozen in shock. Ben started crying.
"And that I'm going out with Tiny." Tiny strolled out from behind a tree.
"I have found a new new partner now!" she proclaimed. She put Gwen on her shoulder and ran into the forest.
"Damn..." said Ben, wiping his eyes. "I CALL KEVIN!" He latched onto the belt loop of Kevin's rape pants.
"Lol!" said Kevin, pointing at Grampa. "You get stuck with your mortal enemy!"
"Fuck!" said Grampa. "I guess we better declare a truce if we ever want this relationship to go anywhere."
"I agree, though I completely despise you." Vilgax narrowed his eyes at Grampa.
Meanwhile, in a spaceship many light-years away, a certain giant floating brain shook his head and said, "Man, I have got to get onto a show with more girls."
