Inuyasha shuddered. Kagome is dead and now I'm trapped in another hellhole. AND on top of that Miroku is here with me… shit I better kill him now before he goes into one of those hissy fits he gets when Songo isn't around…

But Miroku wasn't having a hissy fit. He never dreamed of what he was seeing now… Lollipops the size of his head danced around him. A nice tingling warmed his cheeks and made his eyes water with delight. Gum drops bounced off his head and made a mountain around him…

Well actually fly's surrounded his head and Inuyasha was slapping him while the pipe above him dripped sewage. Close enough though.

Dammit he's not waking up. I might as well kill him now while he's unconscious.

"Inuyasha, NO!"

"GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" He yelled bashing his head against the concrete.

" No it's me! Songo! I love Miroku with all my heart and I never want to be without him again that disgusting pervert!"

"mmmmphmmm cherry butter treeeee mmmm" Miroku was currently stuffing sewage in his mouth.

Songo tried to get to him but Inuyasha stopped her. "Leave him, it will keep him occupied."

She shrugged, "Can you read a picture book?"

"O god not YOU too!"

"No it's a perfectly logical question. Can you read a picture book?"

"Umm since there are no words ill have to say no- well maybe… Huh that is a good question. I'll have to think about it. Hey what's sticking out of your pocket?" Songo pulled out a tape recorder from a jacket.

"O it was sticking out of Kagome's pocket at her funeral, I snatched it. Thought I might get something out of it you know?" Songo examined it, " hey lets listen to it. She turned up the volume.

"Four scores and seven years ago our fore fathers-"

"I've already heard this part, fast forward." Inuyasha turned the volume up again.

"DONCHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME RAWR!" Miroku screamed. "DONCHA!"

"Holy hell he's awake! Pause the tape!"

"Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?" Miroku asked.

Songo thought for a second, "Well since logically we are not supposed to exist I'm gonna say if mermaids did exist umm No. That was a really thoughtful question though."

"Shh listen!" The room was quiet. "You all have metal braces attached to your heads that will eventually snap your jaws in half when they shut if you don't retrieve the right key from the toilet in one hour. Good luck, don't loose your heads. In the mean time I will explain theories to John F. Kennedy's murder. Aliens DO exist and this is an explanatory tape on how to identify…"

O so that's why the last tape was f&ed up Inuyasha thought.

"Wait so we've had metal cages on our head the whole time? O there it is I see it now, geez I thought maybe it was joking but NOW I see!" Inuyasha

"What is a chickpea if it is either a chick, or a pea?" Miroku's head twisted in a circle.

"For god sake. Let's get the key and get out of here!" Songo said.

"Therapy really didn't help him that much did it."

"Well I only paid 5 bucks an hour so it was very crappy service." Miroku replied.

"Are you ok now?" Inuyasha was excited. This was the first time all day that Miroku said something normal."

"DONCHA!"

"I guess not."

Songo lifted up the lid on the toilet. " O gross I'm not putting my hand in that!"

"What are you talking about? EWW there is a Huge Lincoln log in there! Get Miroku he might eat it if we told him it was a Baby Ruth!"

"MIIIIRRROKKU. COMME HERE!"

"SWEET Baby Ruth!" He took a bite. "That is reaaallly good, kind of wet though."

Lo and behold it was a Baby Ruth.

"Shit I am hungry now!" Songo started bawling.

"Pull slap yourself slap together slap O here's the key." Inuyasha started to slip it into the lock when Miroku snatched it from his hand.

"CANDY CANE!" and swallowed it.

"Great, just great. Damn."

"O wait…" Inuyasha rummaged in his purse, " ahh laxative."

"Good idea Inuyasha," said Miroku, "give it to Songo for swallowing the key!"

"You swallowed the key you idiot!" and Inuyasha shoved it down his throat.

"It says on the box to wait five minutes. Ok."

Five minutes later

"I have to use the bathroom! Can someone come with me?" Miroku said holding his butt and doing some sort of "I need to go to the bathroom" dance.

Inuyasha looked at him then shrugged he started walking, but then a flying monkey from the Wizard of Oz flew out of nowhere grabbed Inuyasha and ate him.

"UH OH!" Miroku said with a brown liquid dripping from his pants.

"Don't you dare take off your pants!" Songo warned but was too late. Miroku went commando that day and it was not a pretty sight. Nonetheless she picked up the key right as the timer went off.

As you can guess this is a sequel therefore it is not as funny as the last one but seriously no one can stop me from publishing this so screw everyone who hated it and any good reviews are welcome.