A/N: Hey everybody! Thanx for your kind reviews! I really love humor stories and I'm glad that several of you enjoy my sense of humor. But can you believe it! I have writer's block right now! This fic doesn't have much of a plot anyway so I guess that I can write almost anything...hehehe

Chapter 7: AMNESIA! (and Manipulation!)

"So bored..." I said as I laid on the sofa upside down. I watched as Yugi, Yami, Anzu, Shizuka, Jou, and Mokuba chased each other and laughing gleefully. Mokuba's big brother, sitting alone in a corner while he read a computer magazine that he found in the attic, glancing every once in a while over the top of the magazine to watch his little brother have fun. Ryou, in another corner, silently coloring my old coloring books. Marik, peering into the fishtank and making scary faces so he could scare the fishes. Isis, doing an Egyptian themed crossword puzzle in the newspaper. Mai was in my room, mixing up my nail polish colors until she devised the perfect color. Malik and Bakura was in the yard, torturing the bugs.

"I'm gonna catch you!" Jou yelled, running after his little sister.

"Eiii!" Shizuka squealed in happiness as she ran away from him.

"Nyah Nyah Nyah! You can't catch me!" Yugi yelled as Jou ran after his best pal now.

"Gotcha!" Jou said, tapping Yugi.

"Aww!" Yugi said.

"You're it now, Yugi!" Anzu said.

"Yes and now you're it!" Yugi said, quickly tapping her and ran away.

"HEY!" Anzu said, pouting.

"hehehe kids can be so stupid," I chuckled to myself.

"Not fair! You were close to me!" Anzu said, running after a laughing Yugi.

"Come play! Ruri-san!" Shizuka said to me.

"No thanks," I mumbled.

"Aw pwease..." she said, now tugging on my arm.

"I said no," I said, pulling my arm away.

"I know! Why don't we all play and you can be 'it'?" she said, cheerfully.

"No-" I started to say but-

"Good idea, Shizuka!" Yugi said.

Now Yugi and the others, whom were just playing tag, were trying to get the others and me to play with them. Not much trouble with getting Mai, Ryou, Isis to play, but Mokuba practically had to whine till Kaiba gave up and put down the magazine. Marik, apparently, was having too much fun with freaking my fish out so he ignored us. So they dragged me out to the backyard, where we found Malik and Bakura was trying to burn some of my mom's favorite flowers with my not-missing-anymore lighter.

"Okay, Ruri-san, you have to chase us while your eyes are closed," Yami explained as I grabbed my lighter from Bakura, causing him to pout.

"Not fair. You guys got to open your eyes when you were playing tag," I said.

"Well, we're only kids and we might've bumped our heads but you're older so that means you're not capable to," Kaiba said, sticking his tongue out at me.

I returned the same gesture.

"Fine," I said, closing my eyes and counting to ten.

"Wait!" Jou cried.

"What is it now," I said, stopping my counting and looking at him.

"You have to put on a blindfold or you could see us," he said, handing me a black piece of cloth.

'Oh, great there goes my idea of squinting while I run after them,' I thought as I tied the cloth around my head and over my eyes.

"Okay, ready?" I asked.

"READY!" they all yelled then giggled (and snickered) as they scattered about the yard.

"1-2-3 -4mumble mumble 10!"

"Hey! That's cheating!" someone yelled.

"Oh, well! Whoever that was I know where you are!" I said loudly, trying to trace the source of the voice.

Although, since they could run whenever they pleased, they were going to hard to catch. Did I ever mentioned how much I don't like the game of tag? Even if you knew where they were standing at one point, they could run when you get near them. I know, the whole point of the game but still...

"You can't catch me!" someone said then blow a raspberry.

I was running in circles and I knew it.

BAM!

ow... "my nose..." I ran into a tree. Face first. Into a tree. If my whole family could see me now...

"Ruri-san, are you okay?" Shizuka asked worriedly.

"No, imouto-chan (lil sister), it could be a trap," Jou warned.

"Ouchies," I said pathetically, a fast plan formulating inside my brain.

"Ruri-san, are you alright?" I heard Ryou-chan ask.

"Yeah," I replied meekly. Then I started to whimper then "WAHHHHHH! OUCH! MY NOSEY HURTS SO BADLY!"

"Gomen nasai (Sorry), Ruri-san!" some of them started to apologize and I could hear the grass rustle around me, meaning that some of them were gullible enough to come near me. So when the rustling of the grass stopped, I reached out and grabbed the nearest leg.

"AHA! I gotcha! Whoever you are!" I said triumphantly, taking off the blindfold.

"You cheated again!" Kaiba yelled at me.

"You're still it," I said childishly.

"Fine." he grumbled.

I started to walk away as he put on his blindfold then he reached out and tagged me,"You're it."

"HEY! You didn't count to 10! That's cheating!" I said.

"Well, you cheated too! So that IS fair!" he countered.

"Two wrongs don't make a right."

"Yes it does."

"No it doesn't"

"Yes it does."

"I don't want to get into this! Fine I'm 'it' again." I said exasperatedly.

As he walked away to join his brother again, I could see a smirk forming on his lips. He thought that he won the argument.

"Ready or not, here I come!" I said, running after anybody without bothering to count to 10. Oh, yeah, I already slipped on the blindfold so don't think I'm cheating again.

"Over here! Over here!"

"You cannot catch me!"

"Ruri-san, you run slowly."

After all the chantings, I still have not managed to catch a single person. Don't think that you can do any better either. You try running after these chibis.

"ACK!" someone screamed. I almost stopped breathing. Omigosh. I ran into one of them! I adruptly tore off my blindfold and saw Bakura lying on the grass in front of me. His eyes were closed and he wasn't moving.

"Crap! Crap!" I cursed while I carried him into the house.

The others followed me inside, trying to see if he was okay. Panicking immensely, I ran into the living room and laid him onto the couch.

"Will he be okay?" Ryou asked me.

"I don't know! I've never plowed into a kid before! What the hell am I supposed to do?"

"You could call a doctor." Mokuba suggested.

"Look! He's waking up!" Yugi pointed out.

"Thank God! Are you okay?" I asked Bakura.

He rubbed his eyes with his little fists and looked around confused. "Uh, where am I? Who are you? And who am I?"

"Hey! He has anorexia (an eating disorder)!" Jou exclaimed.

"That's amnesia, Jou." I said, correcting him.

"What does amnesia mean?" Ryou asked me.

"It means when someone loses their memory," I explained.

"Who am I?" Bakura asked me again.

"Your name is Bakura and-"

"And you're her son!" Malik said, trying to hold back his oncoming laughter.

Everybody's expression: oO!

"What the fu-" I was going to say but then Bakura hugged me tightly and said:

"MOMMY!"

A/N: What kind of things will happen now that Bakura thinks I'm his mother? How will Malik will be 'repaid' for his prank? Will the others tell Bakura the truth or will they go along with it? And will Bakura ever get his memory back? All these questions will be answered in the next chapter as soon as you review.