Babysitting the YGO Chibis

A/N: Oh, man. I just re-read all my old reviews for this fic and they made me laugh. lol I love writing humor situations so I'm really glad that I am able to make some people laugh. All the reviewers really made me happy. Kinda takes my mind off other stuff. Sorry for not updating this fic for like three months. I was busy with school and updating the romance fics instead.

Chapter 8: Day of Chaos

"Would you stop following me around already?" I asked Bakura, who was trailing behind me everywhere I went.

I think I like the old maniacal tombrobber instead of the little fluffhead, who wouldn't stop following me around.

"But you're my mommy. I'm supposed to follow you around" he said, sweetly.

"No, you're not."

"Yes, I am."

"No, you're not and I'm not your mommy either. I'm just your grumpy babysitter, who should be paid" I said.

He didn't say anything and just smiled up at me. I had to admit that he was cute with the good boy act, but it's also kind of freaking me out. As I was entering the bathroom, he tried to follow me inside. I stuck my leg out so he couldn't get through.

"Where do you think you're going?" I asked.

"I'm going inside with you, mommy!" he said.

"Stop calling me that and I'm not your mommny. I'm going to take a shower."

Can I take one with you?" he asked cheerfully.

"Um...no."

He frowned, then looked down at the floor. Drops of water landed on the floor. I wasn't going to be affected by this. Then he started to sniffle and make tiny mewing sounds. I caved in within a matter of seconds, picked him up by the waist and closed the bathroom door. I grumbled as I took a shower with all of my clothes on while Bakura was laughing and running in the 'rain'. He was also fully clothed. Guess I was going to take a shower when he's asleep.

Evil Malik. What did I do to him that made him tricked Bakura into thinking I was his mom? The worst thing was that he wouldn't stop pestering me. This was going to be a long day.

It was noontime now. I had to make lunch for everybody. I don't know for what reason, but almost all of them offered to help me with lunch. I didn't want the kitchen to catch on fire so I told them no. Bakura wouldn't listen though, he tried to drag the bag of flour from the top cabinet. He failed and the whole bag fell of him. After I cleaned him up, I ordered him to go play with the others.

Once again, he disobeyed and tried to make the soup. Let's just say that when I looked at the soup, I saw many strands of white hair floating on the surface. I threw it out when he wasn't looking.

"Ruri-san, I'm hungry. When is lunch going to be ready?" Jou asked, whining.

"When a certain someone would stop trying to help me" I said, looking at Bakura.

"Look, mommy! I made riceballs!" he exclaimed, showing me deformed riceballs with specks of dirt on it. How many times did he drop the rice?

"I don't feel like cooking anymore. Let's just go out and eat." I said, taking the rice from Bakura before he pop it into his mouth. He blinked, wondering where it went.

Jou ran out of the kitchen to tell everybody while I lifted Bakura from the edge of the counter.

Fastfood Restaurant

We entered the fastfood restaurant with Bakura tightly clutching onto my arm and Ryou holding my other hand. Kaiba and Mokuba went to get a booth while Jou and Shizuka went up to the counter to look at the menu.

"The food here is unhealthy here. Do we really have to eat here?" Isis asked.

"This is one of the few places I can afford before mom sends me my weekly allowance." I said. "You could just order a salad since you don't like meat."

Isis nodded and went to join the others, most of them already deciding what to get. I sat at the booth that Kaiba and Mokuba chose, separate from the other booths. I noticed that a numerous amount of people were looking at me with puzzlement. I could guess what they were thinking, 'How could one girl produce so much kids?' It was obvious that they weren't using their brains.

"heh heh I'm just babysitting for all my friends," I said to them, laughing nervously.

Then Bakura ran up to me, yelling, "Mommy!" The same people now looked at me with disapproving expressions. Then they turned around, minding their own business once again.

"Yes, what is it, Bakura?" I said in a restrained voice.

"Could I please get some fries and a hamburger?" he asked.

"All right, get whatever you want. Just don't overload yourself," I said, handing him the money for everybody's food. He nodded, taking my money. He walked over to everybody, all of whom were telling the cashier their orders.

I was alone with Kaiba and Mokuba for the time being. Mokuba was getting sleepier by the second. He was sitting next to me, while his brother looked out of the window. He nodded off once, caught himself then nodded off twice, eventually his head landed on my arm, sleeping peacefully.

"Mommy..." Bakura whined, putting his food down on the table.

"What..." I said, mimicking his whine. He didn't find it funny and latched onto my other arm. "Why do you let him sleep on you?" he asked, gesturing to the sleeping Mokuba.

He made a pouting face and tried to push him off my arm. I caught him before he could hit the floor. Kaiba looked back at us to see what was going on.

"Your brother's a baka (idiot)!" Bakura said to him, sticking his tongue out.

"What did you say?" Kaiba said in a dangerously low tone.

"You heard me!" Bakura childishly said.

I placed Mokuba on the seat besides me and tried to hold Kaiba back from launching himself onto Bakura. The little fluffhead didn't exactly make it better, taunting the determined brunette.

"Get a hold of yourself. He doesn't mean it. He was just kidding," I said, attempting to calm him down.

"No, I wasn't."

"Apologize right now, Bakura." I said.

"Okay, I'm sorry...that your brother's a baka! PHHBBT!" Bakura said, blowing a raspberry.

"Can't hold back longer..."

Going Home

Okay, so the doctor didn't expect to see me back so soon. But we had to go because Ryou's nose was bleeding to no end. When I wasn't able to hold Seto back any longer, he attempted to punch Bakura, missed and then accidentally struck Ryou. Poor Ryou cried all the way to the hospital and only calmed down a little bit when the doctor gave him a lollipop. Then the lollipop was gone...which resulted into more crying.

Now his nose was all right, it wasn't broken or anything. The bleeding stopped. We were entering the house now and he was still crying. I don't know whether or not, I should punish Seto or Bakura. Mokuba was slumbering on my back, undisturbed by Ryou's crying. Damn, he was lucky he's able to withstand crying.

A/N: Wow. That was a boring chapter but hopefully some of you chuckled once or twice. Be sure to catch chapter 9 this weekend because I'm updating every weekend now. Please review.