Sadistic Humor


Asia and Mittelt silently walked into the classroom, taking a stand before the class, Class 3-B. They looked at 3-B. 3-B looked back at them. The girls looked at 3-B some more.

Not wanting to prolong the awkwardness, the teacher spoke up.

"Well girls, how about you introduce yourselves?"

"Right. My name is Beatrice Nightingale, it's a pleasure to meet you all." Mittelt said as she introduced herself using her alias.

"Uh... right! M-My name is Asia Argento. I-I'm p-pleased to meet you all!" Asia said as she introduced herself without an alias, as she had refused to do so.

The homeroom teacher gestured to them to take two empty seats on the back near the window on the left side after the introduction. The lesson in today's class started as it went smoothly, during the lesson there were still several students glancing at the new transfer students which made Asia flustered while Mittelt felt a bit annoyed from it.

When the bell rang as the school break came in, both Asia and Mittelt were bombarded with questions as everyone in the classroom sans Issei swarmed their desks in an instant.

"Where do you both come from?"

"What's the relationship between the two of you?"

"Who is that short man walking with the both of you to school!?"

Asia was too shocked to even answer them, so Mittelt will do the honors. "First, we both come from Italy. Second, we're friends who decided to transfer here and third; He's my uncle who decided to work here."

The boys mentally cheered at that revelation.


Break time ends as they now resume to their next class

Everyone except Asia and Mittlet were now discussing the new replacement of their P.E. teacher, they finally entered the court and they were greeted with Argentine waiting patiently for them.

"Greetings, you may call me Mr. Argentine from now on. I will be your new P.E instructor from this day forward." Argentine introduced himself.

"For today, you are all doing the exercise routine your teacher left off last week." The short man stated, causing some series of whines from the class. "However, we'll play dodgeball after taking a 10 minute break from the exercise. Now, get change." He ordered, some of the class got excited about the dodgeball part.

Everyone obeyed as they went to their perspective changing rooms.

In the girl's locker room, the girls took this advantage to ask their new classmates another round of Q&A while they changed.

"Say, Nightingale-san and Argento-san." Katase was first to ask both blondes. "Where do you both live?"

Mittelt looked at Katase for a moment before shrugging. "I live in my uncle's house a few blocks away from school."

"I-I live with Issei-san." Asia replied with a smile.

At that moment, everyone sans Mittelt were staring at Asia with their eyes widened as plates.

"A-Are you serious!?"

"That pervert!"

"I can't believe it!"

They began asking Asia a lot of questions, Asia for her part feels like shouldn't have said that. She let out a sweat drop as they wanted answers from her. Seeing Asia getting nervous made Mittlet stop the girls from further questions as she shielded Asia behind her.

"She lives with the pervert? Big deal!" The Fallen Angel huffs as she stares at the girls. "Save your questions after school or something, we might get Uncle impatient from you guys interrogating Asia."

Seems like they took Mittelt's word and just finished changing and not bothering Asia even further, they eventually got back to the courtroom just in time for the others to be assembled.

"Now that you all here, it is time to begin." Argentine ordered as everyone obeyed; every student went against all kinds of test of strength, endurance, flexibility, and many more. They were all exhausted with the exception of Mittelt, all the students sans Mittelt were thankful they have a break before they could start dodgeball.

They heard a whistle being blown and all eyes were on Argentine with a ball in hand.

"Break time is over, time for you all to play dodgeball." He demanded the class, he raised a finger with his other hand. "We will not be going to the usual thing but instead... It will be me versus all of you. Think of this as a way to hone your reflexes, shall we say."

Argentine stated that with a rather evil grin that made everyone sweat as everyone in the courtroom got into position, Mittelt for her part gulped as Asia looked at her in confusion as she saw a worried look displayed on her face.

"A reminder, ladies and gentlemen." The purple haired man stated. "Amuse me enough, I'll go soft on your fragile bodies if not... You all wish you never be lazy in the first place."

With that done, he threw the ball at the students and panic was music to his ears.

The students could hear sadistic laughter echoing in the courtroom.


The Underworld
Location: Astaroth Palace

Within the Astaroth Palace of the Underworld was a young man sitting in what it seem to be a throne. He is a handsome young man with dark green hair and he wears expensive clothing. Behind him were 15 women standing besides his throne, seem to be ready follow whatever orders the man has given.

His name is Diodora Astaroth and he is furious.

Curse that damn white suited man who stole his precious Asia!

It was supposed to be a good opportunity to save Asia from that Fallen Angel to make him look like a hero in Asia's eyes so he can make her part of his peerage until that man appeared.

That short man was an unknown, he just randomly appeared and took Asia with him and now his plan is been ruined. No matter, he'll think of something to retrieve her.

Oh, he can't wait to get his hands on her once he adds her to his collection of nuns.

Diodora glanced at his Queen along with two of his Knights. "Go retrieve Asia, make sure that she is alone and avoid being seen. Especially that short man which will hinder my plan-"

He didn't the chance to even finish his sentence as a strong force pulled him from his throne and send him crashing in the window as he is now outside of the palace, his peerage members gasped as they just stared at the broken window before going after their King.

Diodora was screaming as he was dragged a few blocks away from his palace, he grunted in pain as he dropped into the ground. He slowly got up and lift his head, noticed that he was in the forest near the Astaroth Palace and looked up only to meet blood-red eyes staring coldly at him.

"Oh goodie!" The same white suit wearing man with purple hair and red eyes glared at him with a happy face. "Looks like I caught a very big fish with bat wings!"

"Who-" He was about to say something only for some kind of orchestra music (Advent: One-Winged Angel) coming to his left interrupted him, he looked to his left and saw another person behind the white-suited man leaning against the tree holding a speaker.

The purpled haired man glanced at the person behind him and let out a sigh. "Lennon, please change that. It is rather disrespectful playing a theme song that does not belong to me nor represents me."

"Errrmmm, fine. But It was the perfect theme song for this scenario!" The girl named Lennon complained but did what she was told and changed it(Frieza's classic original JP theme), Diodora took a closer look at widen his eyes.

The figure was a beautiful woman who has pink hair with a green streak on her right side of her long hair that reaches her waist and green eyes. She wears a green jacket with a white shirt underneath, black jeans and green shoes.

"Lennon?" Diodora took a closer look at the woman before widening his eyes in recognition. "As in that disgraced runaway heiress from the Beleth Clan, Lennon Beleth!?"

"You!" Diodora pointed a finger at Argentine. "You'll be declaring war-

"28." Argentine counted, but Diodora continued.

"-on the Underworld if you lay your hands of me."

"Ohhhhhhhh." Argentine sarcastically praised. "14."

"What are you doing!? Diodora questioned.

"Sorry, a it's a little hobby of mine." The white suited man answered with a smile. "I always hear these speeches wearily often whenever I go around the world and meeting new people along the way, so I started making a mental list on how many times I've heard certain lines."

Diodora noticed Argentine approaching. "Get back! My brother is going to kill you for this!"

"Do I look like I should be scared? Please." Argentine dropped his smile and rolled his eyes at that statement. "By the end of this, you are going to be crying... like a bitch."

The music stopped with Argentine stop his tracks as he saw Diodora enclosed himself with a powerful barrier. "I am a high-class Devil and you are just some Fallen trash!"

"Oh, for fuck's sake." Letting out a sigh, Argentine raised his hand and swiped his hand to the right against the barrier. Nothing happened for a few seconds before several cracks appeared before it shattered much to the Devil heir's concern.

Diodora teleported himself a safe distance and then summon threw his hands at the white suited man, arrays of magic circles appeared around him as he started blasting Argentine with Demonic Power. "Die! Die! Die!"

"Big talk now, worm-Eh?" Diodora paused his boasting.

He saw not a single scratch on Argentine as the purple haired man dusts himself out. "That almost make my suit dirty."

In an instant, Argentine appeared in front of Diodora much to the Devil's surprised.

"Are we gone playing children's game?" He sarcastically asked, a sadistic smile appeared on his face. "How about... we play this instead!"

He holds his hand out, ensnaring Diodora in an inescapable golden sphere of energy. He kicked the ensnaring Diodora in the skies of the Underworld as he started toying the the sphere of energy like a soccer ball in a total of 12 kicks.

With one final kick, Argentine kicked the sphere to the ground causing an explosion. He descended to the ground where he kicked Diodora at. "So, how do you like that game, bat? You would have been vaporized if I put more power into that, I am not done playing yet."

The Devil heir groaned in pain, he quickly recovered via use of Phoenix Tears. "Damn you..."

He held out his hand as purple glow enveloped him in a purplish aura, with that he then floated above the ground with a enraged expression planted on his face. "You will regret mocking me!"

"So the traitor to his own faction reveals himself, oh goodie!" Argentine clapped his hands.

"YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF A HIGH-CLASS DEVIL!" Roared Diodora as he launch a massive wave of magical power at Argentine's direction.

'I wonder what's for dinner once I am done with this?' Argentine thought as he stared at the wave of magical power coming closer to him. 'She'll probably cook my favorite, or perhaps something new?'

Argentine jumped a few feat above the ground as he kicked the massive wave of magic into the air casually. 'I should bring the others along the way.'

"Wh-what...?" Diodora stared at his wave of magical power getting kicked to the sky with no effort at all. He was too shock to even form words on what he just witnessed.

"See? Even with that power boosts. It's like I told you, little Dora." Argentine mocked with a smirked as he narrowed his eyes, "Like a bitch."

"Quite unfortunate I can't make you cry like a certain someone I did years ago." He stated. "You should have seen it. And before we part ways, let me tell you a tale on what I did to him."

He disappeared in a flash and appeared above the Devil heir and swats him with an axe kick.

"The End."

Diodora flies straight into the ground screaming. Argentine landed on the ground and started walking towards him as he was seen lying on the ground unmoving.

"See that, little Dora? Now for my next next trick: I am going to make a rapist disappear." He said as he walked up to the Devil heir, he looked behind and saw Diodora's entire Peerage are now present on the crater, unmoving as they just watch helplessly as Argentine was torturing their King.

He shift back his focus on Diodora and grabbed him by the hair, forcing him to stand on his knees.

"Hey, Diodora."

"Wha... what-?" He was punched in the back by Argentine. "BAH!"

"Stop hitting yourself." He punched again.

"UUGH!"

"Stop hitting yourself." Again.

"URGH!"

"Stop hitting yourself." And again,

"GAHH-AHHH!" Argentine drops him as Diodora fall into the ground making his voices muffled. "Aha... Ha, you're the one hitting me...!"

"Au contraire, little Dora, you brought this upon yourself. I should be thanking you for getting Asia Argento out of that church, who knows what would happen if she remains in the church for too long." The white suited man said as he then kicks Diodora twice, sending him into the sky with the second kick, and then elbows him in the stomach before striking him toward the ground with one last kick, who falls down in front his Peerage members.

Lennon who was watching from the sidelines whistled at the state Diodora was in. "Really brutal on that, boss. He did deserved it, though."

Diodora's Peerage members stared at their King's beaten body, it seems they are thinking whenever they should help her or just continue staring. Argentine appeared in front, startling the Peerage members.

"Oh go ahead. Heal him up." He encourages them to help and heal Diodora but they were too terrified to even move. "Hmm, no? Just going to stand there like a bunch of piss-ants?"

"Thought so."

"Now, where were we?" He started as he grabbed Diodora by the back of his collar. "Oh, right, I believe it was... kidney punch."

Argentine punched Diodora in the back making the Devil heir cough out blood as a result.

"Kidney punch, kidney punch, kidney punch, and pause..." He repeatedly punch Diodora in the back as Diodora continues to scream in pain from each punch, he paused for a few seconds before sending out one last punch. "Kidney punch.

Diodora lets out one agonizing scream before Argentine drops him into the ground. Argentine stared at him for a few moments before something picked from his senses as he looked up the sky sensing several energies heading this way.

He grabbed his phone from his pocket and dialed someone. "Honey, I'll be home a bit late, something that requires my attention. You can start making dinner for Mittelt, Asia and the kids if I am not home for a little longer. Love you, bye."

He ends his call as a group of Devils surrounded everyone on all sides. One of the Devils approached the white suited man, it was a young man appearing in his early twenties, with light blue eyes and green hair that is slicked back.

"Argentine." He said calmly as he eyes on Diodora's beaten form on the ground who was now unconscious. "What did you do this time?"

"Oh nothing," Argentine waved off casually. "just giving a traitor amongst you all, a rapist a beating and attempting to kidnap my ward. Go ask his Peerage members, they are all former nuns and Holy Maidens before they were turned into Devils and ravaged by Diodora."

Ajuka Beelzebub stared at him for few moments closing his eyes. "Very well, let us discuss the details at the Astaroth household."

"Oh boy, supernatural politics. My favorite." Argentine blurted out before everyone flew to the palace as one of the Devils carried Diodora's battered form along the way.


Next chapter is gonna be some politics discussion and where the Riser Arc is gonna begin. *groans*

It took this long because of school and in real life stuff that kept me busy from finishing writing this.

Till we meet again on the next chapter!