A/N: Funny little thing, I hope. Anywho, ONWARDS!
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Death by Facial Mask?
Sirius walked up the steps of the Godric's Hollow house, reached out and opened the door.
"AHHHHHHHH! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN JAMES' HOUSE!" He screamed, horrified.
Lily, looking bored, glanced up from her paper. "Oh, hullo Sirius."
"L-Lily? Is that...is that you?" He walked up to the facial-mask clad lady, and poked her. Hard.
"Ow! What the bloody hell was that for?" She yelled.
He licked his finger. "I wanted to make sure it was really you. But if obviously is. No one else would yell at poor little old Sirius. You know, you really should find some new make-up. This does nothing for that pretty little face of yours. James must be insane."
"Um, this is a facial mask. It helps my complexion." She said uncertainly.
"Oooooh! Facial masks! Fun! My face has been looking a little yuck yuck lately. Of course, my yuck yuck is another mans handsome. Could I have some?" Sirius asked, looking excited.
"Er...sure." She left the room. Sirius started humming 'Deck the Halls', as he waited for her to return. Strangely enough, it was July.
Lily walked back in. "Here." She smeared the green goop all over his face. "Now we wait." They walked over to the couch in the living room and sat down.
James walked in, took one glance and said "Should I be worried about this?" When no one responded, he shrugged, picked up the bottle and applied himself some. And there they sat until Remus walked in, saw Lily, Sirius and James decked out is facial mask goop and burst out laughing.
Sirius, looking offended said, "You know Moony, I wouldn't be laughing. Your pores are the funniest thing in this room. My face will be smooth as a babies bottom while yours...won't."
"You...you look so ridiculous!" Remus choked out. But who could blame him. Its one thing for Lily, but two grown men? Even Dumbledore himself would be rolling on the floor.
"Well...you-you're-YOU'RE STUPID AND JEALOUS! And also, quite an idiot-face. So there." Sirius yelled. It got very quiet. No one, especially Remus likes to be called an idiot face. Remus got up and dusted himself off.
"I see." He said. No one spoke. The tension was growing and growing. Lily glanced around nervously, and tapped her foot on the ground. Until...
"I can't feel my face anymore."
