This is a repost! I hope its better this time, thoughI dont thinkI changed anything in this chapter!

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I need a Vacation

Chapter 2- run amok!


Bakura began to fidget and opened his eyes with a frustrated sigh. He really needed to pee. He lifted his head up and looked around the car seeing his sleeping friends. He looked to his right and smirked as the human doodle Yami sighed in his sleep.

"That seahorse stole my banana!" Joey suddenly muttered in his sleep and Bakura stifled a snort. He really, really needed to pee. He leant forward and looked over the back of the seats to see if anyone in the car was awake or stirring. Nobody was so he decided to improvise.

"Hey, Yami" he nudged the former pharaoh in the side and remembered that didn't work earlier. He held Yami's nose until he snorted and woke up with a start.

"Bakura you faggot what are you doing! Euch!" he almost retched at the nasty taste that was in his mouth.

"Pharaoh shush you'll wake everyone up, listen I need to pee, come with me?" Yami looked at him incredulously.

"You expect me to come with you after you wake me up by nearly suffocating me?"

"Yeah, so will you?"

"Why can't you go on your own, you're a big boy aren't you?"

"Pharaoh what are you implying?"

"No you can wear my bra, I don't mind at all."

Both Yami and Bakura looked at Joey and had to stuff their fists in their mouths to stop them laughing so loudly everybody woke up.

"You wont leave me alone until I come with you will you?" Yami asked when he had calmed down.

"Nope, not a shot."

Yami sighed, "Fine."

Bakura began to plan his route over the seat in front of him, around Tea and to the door. He had just carefully placed one leg over the back of the seat and in between Tea and Ryou when he heard Yami whisper his name. "What are you doing?" Yami was standing holding the boot open looking at Bakura confusedly.

"What, how did you get out there?"

"I used the handle inside the boot to open the door and climb out." Yami answered as though he was trying to explain rocket science to a baby.

"I didn't know there was a handle inside the boot!"

"Sure, otherwise they wouldn't allow seats in the boot."

"Shut up smartass." Bakura snapped as he joined Yami in the cold night air. They headed towards the service station, Bakura doing a little dance as they walked.

"You freak, what are you doing?"

"I am that desperate for a pee." Yami shook his head but couldn't hide the smile on his face. Bakura did look funny.

They wandered through the almost deserted service station until they passed the arcade where something caught Yami's eye. A screen was flashing top scores and Yugi's name was all over it.

"Ha! We'll see!" he rushed over to it and began putting in all the lose change he could find in his pockets. Bakura rolled his eyes and carried on to the bathroom. He returned a few minutes later to see Yami having already topped Yugi's scores.

"They didn't name you the king of games for nothing did they?"

"Absolutely not." Yami seemed very pleased with himself. They headed towards the automatic doors when Bakura began to pat all of his pockets. "What's up?"

"I think I've lost my wallet." Yami rolled his eyes, not taking in the black smudges on Bakura's hands.

"I'll go check the bathroom." He said and ran back the way they came. He walked into the cold bathroom(1) and spotted Bakura's wallet on the floor straight away. "Stupid idiot, always wearing his trousers too low, stupid skater-type-punk-thing." His voice echoed off the walls around him and he cringed inwardly at the fact that he had been talking aloud to himself.

He glanced at himself in the mirror as he left the bathroom before double taking. He stared at his reflection with his mouth hanging open for a moment, taking in his blacked out nose and the whiskers spreading across his cheeks. He stared in disbelief at the words scrawled across his forehead, 'LOSER PHARAOH'. He stuck out his tongue and noticed black splodges on his tongue, now he knew what that awful taste was, Bakura had tried to black out some of Yami's teeth with a marker and doodled on the rest of his face!

"TOMB-ROBBER!"

He launched himself out of the bathroom and sprinted towards Bakura, whose smirk slid of his face as he saw the rage on Yami's face.

"AARRGH! STUPID PHARAOH, CAN'T YOU TAKE A JOKE!" he also sprinted off with Yami in close pursuit.

"I'LL FUCKING GET YOU FOR THIS!"

"NOT LIKELY, YOU GOTTA CATCH ME FIRST!"

Bakura put on an extra burst of speed and began to pull away from Yami. Although he hated to admit it, Bakura was faster that he was. As the tomb-robber passed a bin, he pulled it over behind him and laughed as he heard Yami trip on some of the rubbish. Yami sprinted as fast as he could to try and catch up with the person he wanted to murder most at present but he was a good couple of meters behind. Bakura whirled around a corner up ahead and disappeared from Yami's sight temporarily until he turned the corner himself. Bakura was gaining more speed and pulling further ahead.

"DAMN YOU TOMB-ROBBER!"

"GO FUCK A MUMMY PHARAOH!"

Yami growled as he heard Bakura's maniacal laughter. Bakura was enjoying this!

The tomb-robber disappeared behind another corner and Yami slowed slightly as he realised where the tomb-robber had entered. The cafeteria. There were loads of placed he could hide from Yami. He jogged around the corner and stood just a few yards inside the cafeteria entrance, it was completely empty. A sudden movement behind him caught his attention, and a crushing blow to the skull knocked him to his knees. He braced his palms to the floor and fell to the side so that he was sitting on the floor and he turned slowly to see the albino tomb-robber he'd been chasing standing over him with a dark wood tray raised above his head. A sudden swell of dizziness overtook him and he fell to the floor on his back hearing the words of the person he hated so much at that moment.

"Oops, sorry pharaoh." Then all went black for Yami.


(1)Does anyone else notice that, if you go into a bathroom at a service station they're always cold, I find em really creepy at night too, not just the bathrooms but the whole place since there isn't anyone there.

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