Med
Chapter one Intro
I do not own anything but Med and Sar who will not appear in this chap though you can guess who he is.
A black-eyed Irken that is only 3ft 8inches tall and skinny stands looking up at the massive. "What that? Hey mister thing I was supposed to meet the tacos where are they."
A loud speaker comes on, "attention all new invaders report to the bridge immediately."
"Oh no the tacos they'll be eaten wait for meeeee." the Irken screams as he runs in. he runs through some halls and enters a room full of other Irkens.
Two tall Irkens stand on stage. Purple calls out, "Med you here?"
Med jumps up and clamps onto his leg. "I wuv you where's my pizza mister taco?"
"Med I told you before I'm not a taco and you don't get a pizza."
"Awe but what do I get then?"
"You get to be a helper..."
"Hooray can I help you tacos make pizza!"
"No."
"Awe. But I wuv you anyways."
Purple sighs, "Med you're almost as bad as that sir unit we gave to Zim."
"Gir was my best friend before you sent her away."
"Med, Gir was trash before we gave it to Zim."
"It doesn't matter she was still my best friend."
Red leans over and whispers into Purple's ear. "Hey Purp let's send Med to help Zim instead of that other invader it'll get him out of our hair and he may destroy Zim."
"Great idea Red, but don't call me Purp."
Red then hands Med a piece of paper. "This is your assignment go get a voot runner and head to Earth."
"Hooray! I am an invader. Little pigs little pigs let me in or I'll blow your house away" Med shouts, laughs in a cross between evil and insane, and runs away.
Passing through the storage room he grabs a sir unit and jumps in a voot runner. The guard that was in front of the storage for sir units' shouts, "hey you weren't assigned one."
Med ignores him and flies off, shortly afterward turns around and heads for Earth.
A few days later on Earth.
Ms. Bitters is standing in front of the class and Dib is keeping an eye out for another alien since he saw a 'spaceship' land near town.
Bitters floats over to the door and talks to the principle before a new kid is let in. this kid has dark blue hair that is actually flat on his head none going up or down. He also has a deep tan and light blue eyes. His shirt has the Mona Lisa on it and pants are black jeans, strange is the fact that even Zim is taller then him at least by a head.
"Everyone this is our new doomed student."
"Yay doomed all of you are so very doomed like me."
Dib and Zim raise an eyebrow (will Dib does Zim doesn't have any).
"Yes, what is your name you doomed child?"
"Yay I love being doomed and my name's Medical Attention Needed or Med for short."
Several kids including Dib snickers at the name and obvious reason why that's his name. "I bet you're the other alien huh no human can be that stupid and loves being doomed."
Med glares at Dib, "you foul stink-human-beast dare make fun of Med the assistant invader of Master Zimmy you shall pay oh low one."
Dib's goes wide-eyed and jumps up. "See he is an alien he just announced it that he and Zim are aliens and with two here now we're all doomed."
"Dib sit down or you'll have detention." confused Dib does sit back down.
"Now Medical take your seat behind Zim since you know him."
Med salutes, "okey dokey smokey." and takes his seat as Bitters' eye twitches.
Ms. Bitters then begins her usual lesson about doom though this time Med interrupts every once in a while shouting, "yay all we humans are doomed." and "yay all you humans are nothing." Med even though kept interrupting pleased Bitters since he was pleased at being doomed, but not pleased with him being happy about it. (Wow a lot of pleased in that)
During lunch Med sits with Zim. "So you are an Irken that the tallest sent to help me take over."
Med with food in his mouth tries to answer but all that comes out is muffled sounds.
"Excellent the dib-beast-stink shall fall to two mighty Irkens easily."
Med swallows his food and glares over where Dib is. "Who's the other stink-human-beast sitting next to the foul and humungous head of that dib-stink-human-beast?"
"Huh?" Zim looks over, "oh that's the dib-human's sister Gaz. She's okay for a human"
Med face switches to a dreamy look, "oh does Master Zimmy like Gazzy? Will she be my new Mistress?"
Zim looks at Med disgusted, "Med your crazy she's a lowly Earth-worm."
Gaz looks over. "Though she is a formidable warrior when she has to be and she hates the dib-human as much as I do. Huh?"
Zim spots Med skipping over while humming to himself. Med stops in front of the table and both kids stare at him. Med glares at Dib before smiling to Gaz. "hiya Mistress Gazzy do you want to help Master Zimmy and me doom the Dib-stink-human-beast."
Gaz opens an eye and looks at him then at Zim where he still is she closes her eye. "I'll think about it Med if Dib annoys me enough then I will."
Dib looks at Gaz, "what Gaz you can't mean that?"
"You thinking one person was an alien was bad enough. Now with two you'll talk almost non-stop so I can and will since he asked me and respects me."
"Yay." Med moves to hug Gaz but she pushes him back, "you hug me and you'll be hurt."
"Yay I want to be hurt. Can you please hurt me Mistress Gazzy?"
Gaz's eye twitches, "okay then you hug me and I won't hurt you."
"Awe okay I won't hug you Mistress Gazzy. Now will you hurt me?"
"Okay." Gaz then punches Med who happily runs back to Zim's table afterwards.
"Mistress Gazzy will help Doom the foul Dib-stink-human-beast if he annoys her Master Zimmy."
"Uh okay then if that happens then we will be successful at dooming the Dib-human good job Med."
"Yay my master likes my idea."
"Now Med after school you will show me to your base and we'll figure out a way to get the Dib-human to annoy his sister."
"Whatever you say Master Zimmy."
"Could you stop calling me Zimmy just Master Zim okay?"
"Whatever you say Master Zimmy." Zim's eye twitches.
After school Med is waiting for Zim to catch up since he ran.
"So alien do you think that two of you will beat me. Cause I don't think so."
"You foul-stink-human-beast dare insult the mighty invader assistant Med again this time you pay."
Med's pack brings out a gun and hands it to Med. Dib's eyes widen and he turns to run. Med shoots and misses his head.
"The tallest must not have finished your training all the way how could you miss the Dib-human's gigantic head."
"Master Zimmy the foul being tried to talk to me again."
"Yes ignore Dib when he does that."
"Huh?" Med and Zim turn to see Gaz standing next to them,
"Mistress Gazzy!"
"Later you two and I will remember that deal we made Med." she walks off.
"Later Mistress Gazzy."
"Now Med lead me to you base."
"Right Master Zimmy this way."
"It's Master Zim!"
"Okey dokey smokey Master Zimmy."
Zim's eye twitches again.
Me: yes I finished the first chapter to this heh hope Med's personality is close to Gir's but still not exactly the same. Cause I don't think Med would do several things Med's done though quite a bit he would. Plus if the height status was wrong just play that Zim has grown a little.
Med: I wuv this fic.
S. Tom: yes and he'll love it more when Gir gets put in.
Med: (begins crying) I wuv my Gir it ain't fair she wasn't in this chapter.
Me: uh yeah chapters only two pages long though but hey this is just an introduction to Med. And S. Tom why are you here.
S. Tom: (shrugs) three pages now Tommy. Even bigger now that you changed it from size ten to 12
Me: yeah noticed that. Better take Med to see Gir or else he'll flood the room with tears for her see yeah next chapter hopefully it will be longer.
