The Coming of Med?
Chapter two
Okay some things I need to clarify. On the show it took Zim months to get to earth and it only took med a few days. Reasonable though since advancements would've been made and Med's way of doing things he probably took a fast one, not his, by accident. Med's disguise will be explained in this chap so you'll find out how he got a better disguise then Zim.
Med leads Zim, after bumping into a few light posts, to his base. A neon green house with a pink roof and orange flamingos in the yard. As they walk up to the house, Zim notices them.
"Nice Earth birds Med."
"Thanks Master Zimmy." Med walks up, grabs the doorknob, turns it, and tries to open it. But it doesn't open.
"Awe man, oh well." he then proceeds to crawl through a doggy door. Zim shaking his head follows Med inside by opening the door. A white cat is inside looking at a computer.
"Sar I want tallest now."
"no need to inform the Tallest we've made contact…" Zim stops talking as Med's handed a taco by Sar a metal claw going back into his head. "Tacos? we have no time for tacos."
"huh but the Taco's are back on planet Home or the big thingy-a-bob. This is a tallest."
Sar sighs as Zim's eye twitches. "you confuse me Med just like Gir and sometimes mini-moose."
"Mini-moose?" Sar asks looking at Zim, his disguise gone.
"yes he's smarter then Gir is."
"oh"
"tell me Sar how Med has you and such a disguise."
"well from what I understand he just grabbed me as he ran by the Sir unit storage room."
"interesting."
"I chose the disguises he didn't even want one. He also didn't like the shirt. so he…"
Med appears next to Sar and clamps his mouth shut. "shh Sar someone may be using 'Highly Secret Human Stink Listening Devices.' Don't give any more of that info."
Zim shows confusion as Sar mumbles, 'that is stupid.'
Outside on a nearby house a man in a cloak, lowers a pair of binoculars and removes something titled, 'Highly Secret Human Stink Listening Devices Inc.' he raises a walkie-talkie.
"he knows. Do I continue alone?"
"no if he knows, you'll need back up. Wait for them."
"okay sir." the man goes back to watching them.
Back inside Sar is talking to Zim trying to convince him that the tallest actually dislike him and Zim listens objecting to everything until it finally sinks in.
"Zim I am an advanced SIR unit. Gir is basically trash, the G would stand for garbage to the tallest. Gir is stupid and the Tallest called him advanced…"
"her!"
"what Med?"
"Gir's a her just add an L and you have girl."
"the logic of stupid beings sometimes makes sense. But most of the time it's weird. I didn't think robots had genders. Well anyway Zim I'll see what I can do about your disguises and make you seem more human okay."
"fine but I still don't understand what you mean about the Tallest Sar. But fine Zim will let you fix his disguises.
Med: awe still no Gir and no mistress Gazzy in this one. Good point is no Foul Dib human.
Me: uh yeah. Anyway sorry about the long wait mom had no internet for a long time and her house is the only one I'm allowed on the internet now. Except for school but I can only read there now putting any up. So hopefully I can get back on track with the stories now. Thanks for reviewing.
