The Coming of Med?

Chapter 3

The human stink CIA

Or Med's 'Secret'

Zim walks into his base, Med and Sar behind him. The door closes and Sar removes his disguise and goes down an elevator near the TV. Zim looks around and notices both his henchmen missing.

"Computer, where are Gir and Mini-moose?"

"Gir told me not to tell you where he…"

"She, Mr. Computer thing."

"Uh, right, sure, anyway Gir told me not to tell you where she was. But Mini-moose is on TV."

Zim raises a nonexistent-eyebrow and glances at the TV to see Mini-moose. A voice on the show responds to seeing the flying mammal.

"Criky this is fantastic, a never before seen flying miniature moose. I've must try to catch it or else no one will ever watch my show again. Thinking I make this stuff up and am a loony."

Zim's microphone comes out his pack, "Mini-moose home now!" mini-moose squeaks, a rocket comes out his feet, and he blasts into the sky just as the Australian T.V. show host jumps to catch him and misses, "Criky he got away."

Med skips into the kitchen and looks around his eyes slanting slightly, he soon walks over to the fridge and knocks on the door.

"Who's there?" a voice comes out of the fridge.

Med blinks and answers, "wow a talking fridge!"

"Med my fridge does not talk." Zim steps up next to Med and opens the fridge to reveal Gir's eyes sticking out of some mashed potatoes.

"Gir, no more missing around, get out of there." Gir disappointed climbs out of the fridges but smiles when she recognizes Med.

"Yay, Med you're here. I missed you so much."

"Me too Gir, me too." despite meeting Gir he frowns slightly at a thought that passes through his mind.

A few minutes later Med and Gir are sitting on the couch watching the T.V. when Sar and Zim reenter the room.

"Med time to go back to the base I have the houses info and I can work on it at our base then apply it to the house tomorrow while you guys are at school."

"Awe do I have to I wanna watch the scary monkey show with Gir?"

"No, Med, home now."

Med jumps down and bows his head as he walks out the door. A couple blocks away he's still leading and still has his head down, but is now mumbling to himself.

Suddenly he looks up a happy, but evil, smile on his face, and without warning he turns down an alleyway.

"Where are you going Med?"

"I wanna go this way."

Sar sighs, "okay, but be home within the hour." Sar vanishes and as soon as he does so does the smile on Med's face.

He turns and punches the wall of the building next to him. "Blasted robot I wanted to observe the damage done to Gir more but he made me leave. And darn the 'Tallest' for putting junk in Gir's head and sending her here before I could finish the programming."

Med knocks over a trashcan and then freezes his antennae under his wig alerting him to something. He turns to watch several CIA agents drop down and land.

"You are under arrest, put your hands in the air." Med tilts his head, places an oblivious smile on his face, and slants his eyes slightly.

"Arrest? Why?"

"You've stolen the famous Mona Lisa painting."

Med slants his eyes more, to a glare. "No I haven't."

An agent pulls out a small CD and places it in a slot on his watch; the watch projects a screen in front of them and in front of Med.

The hologram

The Museum in Paris where the Mona Lisa hangs. In fact it shows the painting on the wall near the entrance to the museum.

The doors are blown off their hinges and cause the people inside to scatter. A shirtless Med enters as his pak puts the lazer back up. He walks to the Mona Lisa painting, stops, and looks at it for a bit before a claw comes out his pak, grabs the painting, leaving the frame, and hands it to him.

He then begins folding it this way and that before lifting it up to reveal he'd turn it into a shirt.

He puts it on and beams with happiness before he leaves, creating another hole in the wall in the process.

End hologram

"Oh yeah I remember that."

Putting an evil smirk on his face Med drops into a fighter's stance.

Out side the alley a random human passes it but tops when he hears a yell. He turns and stare wide-eyed into the alley as yells and screams of pain emit from it.

The noise stops as an agent is thrown over the human's head. Med walks out, glares at the human, dusts his shoulders off, and then… begins to happily skip down the street on his way home.

Me: heh hopefully med's personality will become crystal within a couple more chapters cause this one confused the heck out of me.

Med: yes I am very confusing and all you humans will be doomed when Zim and Gaz take over the earth hahahahahah.