The Coming of Med?
Chapter 4
Dib's Doom
Dib is ranting to the kids in the lunch room, something about the world's doom coming twice as fast with two aliens now. Gaz is sitting at the table next to him playing her GameSlave, eating a bit of food, and slowly becoming annoyed by her brother.
Her patience breaking she gets up, slamming Dib's head into the lunch table at the same time, grabs her tray and begins to walk away. "ow what was that for Gaz, and where are you going?"
"your voice is stupid and if you must know I'm gonna sit by Zim and Med so we can plot your doom."
"What? But you can't do that… Can you?"
Gaz walks over to Zim's table, Zim is currently inspecting his food as usual while Med is stuffing his face, no not the lunch food actual stuffing from a small hideous stuffed toy.
flashback
Med is walking to school when he suddenly turns down a drive way and enters a house. He goes out the back door and enters through the back door of the next house. He then walks out the front door of this house, the stuffed toy in his hand, and crosses the street to where his school is. A small kid sticks their head out of the door and cries for their lost toy.
end flashback
She sits down next to Zim. "so Zim how are we gonna torture Dib, so he'll not follow me to your house that often when we plan our attacks, and how are we gonna capture him?"
"well Zim was thinking of finishing the experiments that you had stopped before Gaz-Human, I don't know how to catch him though."
Med stops eating the stuffed toy and looks at them a second before he smiles, "I have idea." Zim and Gaz turn to him and blink.
After school the three of them are walking home, Dib in tow trying and failing to convince his sister to not go. All four stop as Zim's house comes into view. The house though still multicolored has expanded to take up all the space in the alleyway. The signs out front are now reading school teams and election candidates.
"Wow Sar did a great job."
"what who's Sar?"
"like we'd tell you Dib-human. Now leave before you face horrible tortures by the hands of Zim."
"not without my sister."
"then don't expect to be let free when you are a prisoner of Zim!"
Dib scowls but follows his sister up to the house. The door opens to reveal the robot parents. The roboparents actually look human now though still have the same type of face and clothes.
"Welcome home son."
"you too Med always nice to have you over."
"but who're these two people?" the mom-bot asks.
"this is Gaz-human, she is here to help Zim to take over the world and doom her brother. And he is her brother so…Capture him!"
Dib yelps in surprise as the dad-bot suddenly grabs him. "hey let go."
"sorry human but those robots are designed to obey Zim and never someone they are told to catch. I can't believe I had to add that info into those bots though."
Dib stares at Sar as Med suddenly tackles Gir and begins rolling around on the floor with her, both laughing their heads off. "a working robot one that's not insane, oh man Earth is so doomed."
Gir and Med stop rolling, Gir immediately begins to giggle but Med's right eye twitches a split second before he joins the laughing robot. "now dad-bot to the lab we have some experiments to perform."
Zim, Gaz, and Sar follow the roboparents down to the lab through an elevator in a nearby closet. As soon as their gone a small light, on Med's pak, turns on as he stops laughing.
A small device is handed him by his pak and pushing a button on it Gir turns off. "alright time to check your internal systems."
downstairs the trio are passing by some security screens when Sar notices a few are showing static. "hey Zim go on something's wrong with the upstairs cameras, so I've gotta check them."
Zim waves a hand to acknowledge him and continues. Back upstairs Med has taken to punching the wall, the small device from earlier on the table behind him attached to wires from Gir's head. "darn the 'Tallest' the damage is not repairable. Gir was supposed to be the their doom and my…" the light on his pak starts beeping.
Med growls and disconnects Gir from his handheld reader and pushes a button, turning Gir back on, before he puts it back up right before the light disappears off his pak. Back with Sar the screens turn back on. The robot looks at the screens before spotting the one with Gir and Med on it.
"Whoo let's do that again."
"wait better idea Gir let's go watch the big headed kid's pain."
"okay."
Sar tilts his head in confusion. "that made no sense, plus I didn't even finish checking them yet."
he shrugs and turns to continue on his way towards the torture room. Med and Gir enter the experimentation room just in time to see Zim push a button, Dib instantly turns inside out then right side back out.
He screams in pain once he's back to normal, "yow it hurts!"
"yes it does doesn't it."
"pht whiner." Gir climbs up on the panel and pushes a random button, the end result being that Dib's electrocuted.
The others, besides Med, blink and then continue to laugh, Med climbs up and then begins pushing random buttons with the robot. Several different things begin to happen to Dib at the same time, but this goes on off screen as all kinds of sounds and flashes of light come from the human's direction. "gah stop it you dumb, insane, malfunctioning piece of junk, robot." Gir just laughs at the insult but Med's eye twitches again.
Glaring he climbs off the panel and walks over to the case holding Dib. Dib, beaten up quite a bit, just glares back at him through the glass. The others, including Gir, stop laughing and watch wondering what Med's doing.
The black eyed Irken suddenly thrusts his hand through the glass and grabs Dib by his throat. Letting go he begins to repeatedly hit him in the face before tossing him to the ground and jumping on him. The others stare wide-eyed as Med continues to go back and forth from punching Dib to jumping on him, and even kicking him while he's on the ground.
Minutes later Med stops and strikes a victory pose, "Victory for Med!… wanna go back to my base Gir?"
"Okay!" Gir flies down and picks up Med before flying off, out of the room.
Sar thinks to himself as he leaves, Dib moans in pain as Gaz and Zim just stare.
"okay Med just had some kinda breakdown."
"yeah, just remind Zim not to insult Gir around him, it seemed to cause that." Gaz shakes her head and closes her eyes before walking over to her brother.
"I'll see you later Zim got to get him home. And tell dad I had to doom him." Gaz snickers as she leaves dragging Dib on the ground.
Zim shrugs and decides to inspect his base for anything else Sar may have done.
The next day at school everyone is in class besides Dib, who just walks in. "sorry I'm late… in so much pain." before his teacher can scold him for his tardiness Med suddenly jumps onto his desk.
Pointing at Dib he shouts, "The Dib-Human! Attack the Dib-human!"
Dib stares in disbelief as Med launches from his desk and tackles him.
Ms. Bitters turns from the fight to the class, "well since Dib and A+ Med won't be joining us today lets begin."
Med: ha take that you pitiful human I am superior.
Me: hey Med you okay. You sound normal.
Med: can you tell me a story about the Tallest doom
Me: your leaders' doom?
Med: no not the Tacos, Tallest.
Me: oh right the whole switching words deal… wait didn't you really mean your leaders earlier in the story.
Med: (shifting eyes nervously) no of course not I love my leaders, the Almighty Tacos.
Me: sighs well I'll tell you a story. Just wish I knew what was up with you and your personality switches. I didn't make you up with a split personality like a couple of my other characters.
