The Coming of Med?

Chapter 5

What's with Med

Insert little sequence showing of Dib turning corners only to have Med tackle and beat him up. A few days after his torture session in Zim's base.

Dib stops at a corner and takes a drink from a poop soda can. A large moving truck drives by and something falls from the top of it. Dib stares and picks it up. "Hey another spell drive. My collections growing, great!"

He opens it and stares at the point counter in it. "Hey there's still a point in here. Now lets see," he pushes a button and is greeted by a spell.

"Wow super strength! But darn it, it costs two and this only has one. Hmm no not that one, I'm still a kid, still growing so why would I want to double my height?" right behind Dib, frozen in stance to tackle him is Med.

He blinks, smiles evil-like, and alerts Dib to him. "The Dib-Human! Attack the Dib-human!" a look of annoyance crosses Dib's face before he's tackled.

Struggling he manages to get away and begins to run. Confusion crosses his face, as he doesn't hear Med chasing him. He turns to see the Irken holding the spell drive with a hologram of his two leaders in front of him.

Med suddenly shakes a fist at the holograms, dropping the spell drive, and shouts out. "Curse you tacos. Curse you and your cheesiness."

Dib stares confused as Med continues, "now I'm stuck here on Earth for who knows how long with Zi… hmm I wonder." a hologram of Zim appears next to the leaders.

"Yes this could work." he grabs the spell drive again and takes off down the road reading it. Dib still confused but curious follows.

A few blocks away Med stops and shouts out, "darn it I need three points and this only has one, its useless, stupid useless thing." Med gets ready to throw it but notices something, he flips the drive over and looks at the bottom of it, "this is a cloak people's device, which means I can still use it."

Flipping it back upright Med pushes some buttons and inserts a cable from his pak. To the amazement of Dib a second point begins to pulse then remain lit. "He restored a point, wow!"

Dib clamps a hand over his mouth as Med stiffens and without warning a claw whips out, grabs Dib's head, then tosses him over the rooftops. "Leave me alone Dib-filth."

Med snorts and continues to walk; he soon comes to Zim's base. He hides the drive in some bushes as the door opens. Gaz walks out and turns back to Zim at the door. "Hope those geographic and war movies help with the plan of doom Zim, I'll see you later."

Med just stands still, one eyes bigger then the other, as she passes and doesn't notice him. But he does notice her happily sigh, Med tilts his head and looks over to Zim who watches her leave and performs a victory stance before going inside.

Med raises his hologram's fake eyebrow and seems to think for a second before dashing after Gaz. "hey Mistress Gazzy!" Gaz turns but doesn't get to do anything but freeze as he hugs her, with a growl she pushes him away and winces.

She rubs her head as she glares at him, "told you not to hug me Med." Gaz then turns and walks away, never noticing some of her purple hair in Med's hand; a claw from his pak extends and takes the hair back into the pak. Med then turns to Zim's house and walks inside.

Inside Zim is yelling at Gir, whose currently running around with Minimoose in her mouth. "Gah!" grabbing the back of his head Zim turns to see a smiling, crazy smile not evil, Med.

"Hey Master Zimmy, I entered and saw a bee on the back of your head, it flew off right before I got it though." Zim's eyes widen, "Bee!" he quickly turns and finally gets Gir to stop running, missing a claw grab a small device from Med's hand. Gir salutes but his response is muffled by Minimoose, who squeaks. "Find that bee and get rid of it." Minimoose manages to free itself and squeaks, as Gir salutes again, "yes my master."

Gir leaves duty mode and giggles, "Zimmy." Minimoose just floats around as Zim turns back to Med. "now Med I got some movies to watch, so you're not really needed."

"Awe but I like being needed." a pause, "oh well, later." Med's smile shifts style as he leaves.

With Dib, he is currently pacing in his room, all bruised up from his flight. He glances at the hole in the roof that is in his body's shape. "What is the deal with Med? He claims to be insane but what he just did was more clever then insane. I've got to figure it out."

He thinks for a second before going to his computer and looks up status on him. "Was a top scientist on planet irk, he helped create the frontline battle mech #4 which was responsible for nearly destroying the planet. He was placed under arrest and sent to prison for not placing enough guards around the bot. He was released when he became insane, being deemed just annoying."

This is where he stops and thinks to himself. "If he knew the prison would let him out if he was insane, which is a possibility." hearing something Dib looks downstairs to see Gaz walking in the door.

"What's wrong you look angry?"

"Med hugged me, felt like I lost a few hairs when I shoved him away." Gaz walks off as Dib raises an eyebrow.

"Ah that isn't smart oh well, I better check out Med's base to see if I can figure him out." Dib leaves, "wait I don't know where his base."

He suddenly notices Gir walking down the street, "Yay going to visit Med." Dib smiles, "excellent now I can figure out where his base is since I've yet to follow him home."

At Med's base Gir walks in but Dib notices something happening in a ground level window. He looks in to see the back of some kind of chamber and Med in front of it.

Med paces back and forth in front of it stops then types something on a console. Dib raises an eyebrow as an alarm goes off, Med growls and walks off. Dib takes this chance to try to open the window but it doesn't budge.

"Yesss" Dib freezes then slowly looks up to see Med smiling at him, his head out another window. Before he can scream a trap door opens and drops Dib down into the lab.

Down in the lab Dib watches a floating platform lower from the ceiling. "You'll never get away with what your planning Med, I've stopped Zim I can stop you."

Med replies with laughter, "please human I'm much smarter then Zim and I have a robot that obeys. But I wouldn't have to do this if the Tallest had left Gir alone, oh how they will pay for messing with her." Med notices something and pushing a button on a console causes the chambers glass to darken, Dib moans in disappointment he was scooting over to try to see inside.

"Nu ah Dib it'll not be that easy. And you saved me the problem of finding a human test subject you know. I'm gonna find out what hurts you humans the most."

"I'll never help you Med!"

"You don't have a choice." Dib screams as Med stalks over to him, but before the Irken gets him Dib runs away still screaming.

Dib stops as Sar drops from the ceiling. "Med's plan will not be stopped human." everything goes black, minutes later Dib crashes through his window and lands in his bed.

Back at Med's base there are now two chambers, one has a Dib look-a-like the other has someone else. "Excellent my plan is going perfectly, now all I need are the Tallest calling to tell them something, hehheh." he stops laughing as a small light on a nearby panel goes off.

"Oh there they are now." the chambers darken before the Tallest actually appear on screen. The two leaders, glare at Med as he happily waves to them. "Hi Mister Tacos. Have you seen my latest doom for the Tallest."

Purple makes a confused sound as Red groans, "not now Med we want to know if you have a sir unit with you?"

"Yeah Sar's fun but no fun at all." Med kicks the ground, looking sad. Purple makes another confused sound.

"Send him back Med, you're on Earth now just find that dysfunctional robot of Zim's that you say is your friend and play with it." Med lowers his head and gains a forbidding look.

Both Tallest raise an eyebrow as he looks up to glare at them. "Gir being the way she is, is all your fault. You put junk in her head before giving her to Zim. In order to find and see if I could still use her I bugged you till you sent me off. But she is irreparable so I needed to find a new idea to doom you and I have it all ready it just needs to begin. Now buzz off you pathetic Tallest."

Med pushes a button but it doesn't cut the transmission. The two Irkens stare blankly before Red snaps to, "quick send a transmission to Earth to make Med's pak explode."

Med beginning to laugh catches his attention as an officer begins to type the command. Med switches to chuckling as the transmission officer's pak explodes. "I'm not stupid remember, I'd never openly say anything without protection. In the short time I've been here with the limited amount of Irken tech, I've set up a firewall to redirect those types of orders. Sorry you'll not stop me that easily."

Med takes this time to point and laugh at the Tallest before he cuts the signal. "Now they'll contact Zim since he's closet, hoping one of us or both would be killed, but what they don't know is he's part of my plan too." Med pick's up his spell drive and walks into a nearby teleporter.

Med is a genius bent on having revenge but he doesn't blame Zim despite Zim being the one running the battle mech. What the heck is with this guy, he's even more confusing now.